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Harry Styles and Taylor Swift are still together. No, this isn’t her record. I think her longest relationship might have been John Mayer, quite honestly. They managed to be together for a lot longer than people think, mostly because Swifty kept her “I must have this relationship out in public, for my fans!” thing relatively locked down. Her second longest relationship might have been Conor Kennedy – that thing lasted a good four or five months. So Swifty and Harry have been together all of a month or so. On average, Swifty has maybe two more months of solid glitterponies and makeouts behind the bleachers before Harry dumps her (over the phone). But according to Star Magazine, Swifty might be the one doing the dumping. Because beyond the great hair and the impish smile, there’s not a lot going on with him?
Taylor Swift always suspected that Harry Styles was trouble, but who could have predicted that Harry’s biggest offense would be boring her half to death?
“Taylor thinks Harry’s adorable, but when they’re done hitting the clubs – or making out – they really have nothing to talk about,” an insider recently told Star. “Any time she tries to engage him in conversation, it goes nowhere.”
Considering that Swift’s most recent boyfriend, Conor Kennedy, was a good conversationalist – as was her former flame John Mayer – it doesn’t bode well for Harry that he’s a man of few words.
“Taylor’s already thinking of moving on,” says our source. “She’s gotten all the headlines off their romance that she needed, and now she has her sights set on someone a bit older.”
As for Harry, our source says there is no need to worry about him: “Taylor knows he’s a chick magnet, so he’ll rebound soon enough!”
[From Star Magazine, print edition]
Dear Swifty: you cannot have it all. And what did you expect when you go from one 18-year-old to another? 18-year-old dudes are not known for their intellectual prowess. If they’re talking to a girl, they likely can’t focus on anything because they’re got a boner. What I’m saying, Swifty, is that you can either have an adorable 18-year-old boyfriend with good hair (because I know “hair” is one of your biggest priorities in a boyfriend, because it’s like you’re 11 years old) or you can have a dude who can actually talk to you about politics and art and careers and dreams and everything. You will never find that dude if you’re first requirements for boys are “must be 18 and have good hair, willingness to be pap’d on a daily basis a plus.”
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet and PCN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Harry Styles, Taylor Swift
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He IS 18… What in the world did she expect?
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This is publicity stunt, this is publicity stunt, this is publicity… I can’t believe that some people are still buying her crap.
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+1
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Yep. And this story in The Star (if it is, somehow, real) could be her people paving the road for her next record. In that one she goes from being the poor li’l thing that keeps getting heartbroken to the woman who just can’t be emotionally satisfied by the men (can we call barely legal teens that?) she falls for/parades in front of the paps.
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Whatever, she’s damned if she dates an older guy just like she’s damned for dating a younger one. No matter what, she’ll be ridiculed b/c she purposely keeps her relationships in the public eye
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they can braid each others hair and talk about boys, has she tried that??
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LOL! Yes. Thank you. I think she might be bored because he seems like a sweet, young kid, and she likes douchebags who, you know, enjoy women. And he would probably LOVE her if it wasn’t for that pesky vag…
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Oh my god…. I love you.
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She should have gotten with Justin Bieber,
I don’t understand this woman at all. And she is a woman not a girl.
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After reading your commment I checked and I only just realized that Bieber is 18 years old. I always think of him as an annoying 14-year old (tops) but he actually could be her new boyfriend. He is a perfect age and is douchy enough. Imagine how awful that would be. And inappropriate, and gross, and… no, I don’t want to think about them together. Ugh.
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Selena Gomez is Swifty’s friend; so I don’t see this happening, unless all PR Teams agree to it as a PR stunt.
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Would she have anything to talk about with anyone? Since she doesn’t have a personality… I guess they could discuss the gact that 13 is her lucky number *eyeroll*.
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I’m giggling right now because I read the first quote differently.
From original:
Taylor thinks Harry’s adorable
To my gutter mind:
Taylor thinks Harry’s doable.
Eh, I give this until valentine’s, or just before that, and Harry will be the newest fodder for Taylor’s newest single “Valentine Heartbreak” or “Never Holiday together” Whatevs.
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The word “pap’d” makes me want to vomit
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Every time I read it, I think of ‘PAP Smear’… not cool
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I get grossed out when I have to select a “schmear” for my bagel at Einstein’s.
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I’ll believe this “makeout” business when I see it in public. Or at least a proper hand-holding. Or at *least* a proper hand-on-the-wasit/possible butt grab. The only way this whole thing isn’t a blatant PR lie is if they practice on each other for their next boyfriends…
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+1
nothing to talk about translating to ‘ran out of screaming queen chats’
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At a certain point someone suggested the girl should buy a vibrator. Totally agree.
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or an escort boy
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I’m not sure she’d know what to do with a vibrator. Get her a puppy.
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He’s not gay can’t see why u guys talk crap about someone when u don’t no them don’t judge a person by the outside until u can actually see the inside of them
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He’s not gay can’t see why u guys talk crap about someone when u don’t no them don’t judge a person by the outside until u can actually see the inside of them
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“Taylor thinks Harry’s adorable, but when they’re done hitting the clubs – or making out – they really have nothing to talk about”
I don’t know why, but I just found that sentence hilarious. I really think this is just a publicity thing for Taylor. I always thought that, like John and Jake, she preferred older men. I mean, I’m her age and Harry Styles reminds me of a younger brother. Not even my own younger brother, just.. a younger brother.
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>> “She’s gotten all the headlines off their romance that she needed”
Haha exactly. I can see her going back to Connor after this. That relationship was a bit weird, but I think it was for real.
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Agree..Those 2 had PDA all over the place. I think that is the real Swifty in a relationship….very hands-on.
With Harry, she’s like a walking and eating out buddy.
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“eating out buddy”…nothing wrong with that…
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It will probably fizzle until the boys head back to England. Unless she would follow him there and look for houses too.
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What does she expect? She’s dating toddlers! Seriously, she’s got plenty of money, she needs to use some of it to buy a clue.
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TAYLOR SWIFT is no tired loving HARRY STYLES!
this news article is FAKE!!!
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Don’t confuse us with facts! be gone! lol
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I’m already waiting for potential break-up songs Swifty will write about. “Went in the Wrong Direction”, etc.
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“You touch your bandmates more than me”
“Curly”
lol
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Whenever I see Taylor Swift I just want to scream, NERD ALERT!!!
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HAHAHAH! I love Austin Powers.
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Who cares if he can carry on a conversation?? If I was with him, we wouldn’t be doing a lot of talking lol!
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I saw a picture of Swifty in Junior High or High School and boy, was she just as creepy then as she is now. She still had that seedy, stalker little look in her eye.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/alywarren/3744885612/
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Oh come on, she was just a kid. Lol.
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I know lol, but I am just saying you could tell even back then, what a stage five clinger she would grow up to be.
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Are you sure it’s not him getting bored with her? Not that I think he’s necessarily fascinating or anything, but Swifty is a very one-note personality girl. Maybe they’re boring each other — an endless feedback loop of nothingness.
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That boy is fug.He has that Benecio Del Toro/ Frankenstein thing going on! ;(
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eh, speak for yourself; lots of people find him very cute. He reminds me a lot of a young Mick Jagger.
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Haha Loved the call out… “It’s like you think your 11 years old” Yes. Yes she does. It drives me nuts!
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Haha Loved the call out… It’s like you think your 11 years old…Yes. Yes she does. It drives me nuts!
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And I thought this was the real deal..eyeroll…
I forese a real Bridezilla in the future, when she marries “someday”…ponies and lollipops…
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I doubt T-Swift wants a boy to talk about intellectual stuff with her. She probably wants to talk about love and ponies and rainbows, and how cute that skirt looks on her or something. But intellectual conversations from TSwift? I don’t think people get many of those.
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It appears that the PR wind down is beginning already. (Fake ‘relationship’).
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If a 23-year-old guy was trolling for 18-year-old girls, we would feel appropriately grossed out. She’s 23. He’s 18. COME ON.
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This relationship is a total setup. Marketing, marketing, marketing. Apparently Taylors team want her to have a safe beard, and what could be more safe than a gay guy already in a relationship. And Harry;s team REFUSES to let him come out and hence the need for a beard. Let Harry free!!!!
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Ya, well, this is why people with certain age divisions don’t work well. If you want to venture outside of strictly sex in a relationship, and insist on being with somebody not in your age/maturity group, you’re barking up the wrong tree if you think you’ll have anything to talk about, 99% of the time.
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Why are some of you so determined to label every second male celebrity a closet homosexual? I don’t get it.
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They’re the same people who think boys are gay if they like performance art more than football. They’re morons.
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god this chick! And this Harry Lad….ehmm. he’s goofy looking! so NOT attractive. He looks like he could be in that Hobbit movie.
Swifty…what would be fun is if the tables were turned, and someone went bats**t crazy in love w/ her next time! really bats**t crazy….
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Haha, I just read somewhere that Us Weekly is saying they’re planning to get married.LOL The tabloids really don’t know which way to go with these two, do they?
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She is desperately looking for something and I think at this point she has no idea what it is she wants. She’s looking for it in these mini-relationships but clearly it’s not working out so well. I’d really like to see her get her head straight because she really isn’t a horrible girl, she’s just all over the place when it comes to dong.
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+1
Your mental health is the foundation to the rest of your life. She needs to get herself grounded and her mind clear. Then she can move forward without being all over the shop.
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Listen to Laura Marling not taylor swift
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I’m going to pick a totally random thing from this article to comment on: hair. I’m 29 (30 next February), and I have a thing for certain type of hair. (NOT Styles, Meyer, or like that. Or Bieber, ewwww.) I’m not picking dudes based on their hairstyles, but I really do like to ogle them. And maybe drool, when they don’t see me. There’s just couple hairstyles that make me want to grab their hair.
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Every time I see Harry in that hat, I think he has a hairpin at the side to make a pincurl.
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How about dating no one for like a good 4 months. That’s really not that long. But by being in a “serious” relationship, one after another, it looks stupid. Just date various people until you get to know them better. Trust me, I am a serial monogamist as well, and I jump into relationships way too quickly. It’s best to be friends first until you can see if you make a good match or not.
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how many boyfriends has this girl had in the past year ?????? she changes boyfriends more then she changes her panties !!!!!!!!!!!!
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…2?
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Wow, shocking. Taylor Swift is always known as the kind, beautiful, innocent, and inspirational one….but how can any of this be true after all? I say she is just proof that looks can really get you far in this world. Despite her so called “angelic” appearance, she’s nothing more than a spoiled, sugarcoated, and dramatic brat with the average mind of a 12 year old.
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Wait so are they broken up or are they still together?
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I have never been a taylor swift fan. I think that she makes guys who probably aren’t that bad look like complete assholes and makes tons of money by doing that. I think that’s horrible. I am however a big one direction fan. I don’t want to be biased but the again how can I not be? I personally think if taylor took a nice long break from guys and focused on her music and family and friends she could possibly make really good music about finding out who she really is without being head over heels or heartbroken. Haz needs someone that can be understanding of his career and a genuine girl in general.harry knows how to handle an older woman, caroline flack didn’t seem to have any problems with him. With that being said, it just looks like taylor is to picky and wants all of his attention.
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I can see her new album now. “The wrong way to go” or something like that. What gets me mad is that she always breaks the guy’s heart and then she writes about. Hazza is sweet, adorable, and a kitty lover. Taylor is always writing about her breakups for example: “Dear John” “Teardrops on my guitar” “We are never getting back together” And besides she is 23 and he is 18. I see no future. She should date older men.
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I can see her new album now. “The wrong way to go” or something like that. What gets me mad is that she always breaks the guy’s heart and then she writes about it. Hazza is sweet, adorable, and a kitty lover. Taylor is always writing about her breakups for example: “Dear John” “Teardrops on my guitar” “We are never getting back together” And besides she is 23 and he is 18. I see no future. She should date older men.
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I can see her new album now. “The wrong way to go” or something like that. What gets me mad is that she always breaks the guy’s heart and then she writes about it. Harry is sweet, adorable, and a kitty lover. Taylor is always writing about her breakups for example: “Dear John” “Teardrops on my guitar” “We are never getting back together” And besides she is 23 and he is 18. I see no future. She should date older men.
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