Taylor Swift is already bored with Harry Styles: ‘They have nothing to talk about’

Harry Styles and Taylor Swift are still together. No, this isn’t her record. I think her longest relationship might have been John Mayer, quite honestly. They managed to be together for a lot longer than people think, mostly because Swifty kept her “I must have this relationship out in public, for my fans!” thing relatively locked down. Her second longest relationship might have been Conor Kennedy – that thing lasted a good four or five months. So Swifty and Harry have been together all of a month or so. On average, Swifty has maybe two more months of solid glitterponies and makeouts behind the bleachers before Harry dumps her (over the phone). But according to Star Magazine, Swifty might be the one doing the dumping. Because beyond the great hair and the impish smile, there’s not a lot going on with him?

Taylor Swift always suspected that Harry Styles was trouble, but who could have predicted that Harry’s biggest offense would be boring her half to death?

“Taylor thinks Harry’s adorable, but when they’re done hitting the clubs – or making out – they really have nothing to talk about,” an insider recently told Star. “Any time she tries to engage him in conversation, it goes nowhere.”

Considering that Swift’s most recent boyfriend, Conor Kennedy, was a good conversationalist – as was her former flame John Mayer – it doesn’t bode well for Harry that he’s a man of few words.

“Taylor’s already thinking of moving on,” says our source. “She’s gotten all the headlines off their romance that she needed, and now she has her sights set on someone a bit older.”

As for Harry, our source says there is no need to worry about him: “Taylor knows he’s a chick magnet, so he’ll rebound soon enough!”

[From Star Magazine, print edition]

Dear Swifty: you cannot have it all. And what did you expect when you go from one 18-year-old to another? 18-year-old dudes are not known for their intellectual prowess. If they’re talking to a girl, they likely can’t focus on anything because they’re got a boner. What I’m saying, Swifty, is that you can either have an adorable 18-year-old boyfriend with good hair (because I know “hair” is one of your biggest priorities in a boyfriend, because it’s like you’re 11 years old) or you can have a dude who can actually talk to you about politics and art and careers and dreams and everything. You will never find that dude if you’re first requirements for boys are “must be 18 and have good hair, willingness to be pap’d on a daily basis a plus.”

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  1. Agnes says:

    He IS 18… What in the world did she expect?

  2. marie says:

    they can braid each others hair and talk about boys, has she tried that??

  3. lisa2 says:

    She should have gotten with Justin Bieber,

    I don’t understand this woman at all. And she is a woman not a girl.

  4. hannah says:

    Would she have anything to talk about with anyone? Since she doesn’t have a personality… I guess they could discuss the gact that 13 is her lucky number *eyeroll*.

  5. Jacqu says:

    I’m giggling right now because I read the first quote differently.

    From original:
    Taylor thinks Harry’s adorable

    To my gutter mind:

    Taylor thinks Harry’s doable.

    Eh, I give this until valentine’s, or just before that, and Harry will be the newest fodder for Taylor’s newest single “Valentine Heartbreak” or “Never Holiday together” Whatevs.

  6. Claire says:

    The word “pap’d” makes me want to vomit

  7. Hope says:

    I’ll believe this “makeout” business when I see it in public. Or at least a proper hand-holding. Or at *least* a proper hand-on-the-wasit/possible butt grab. The only way this whole thing isn’t a blatant PR lie is if they practice on each other for their next boyfriends…

  8. Eleonor says:

    At a certain point someone suggested the girl should buy a vibrator. Totally agree.

  9. Dree says:

    “Taylor thinks Harry’s adorable, but when they’re done hitting the clubs – or making out – they really have nothing to talk about”

    I don’t know why, but I just found that sentence hilarious. I really think this is just a publicity thing for Taylor. I always thought that, like John and Jake, she preferred older men. I mean, I’m her age and Harry Styles reminds me of a younger brother. Not even my own younger brother, just.. a younger brother.

  10. Emily says:

    >> “She’s gotten all the headlines off their romance that she needed”

    Haha exactly. I can see her going back to Connor after this. That relationship was a bit weird, but I think it was for real.

  11. FirstTimer says:

    It will probably fizzle until the boys head back to England. Unless she would follow him there and look for houses too.

  12. the original bellaluna says:

    What does she expect? She’s dating toddlers! Seriously, she’s got plenty of money, she needs to use some of it to buy a clue.

  13. HaylorNelenaSupporter says:

    TAYLOR SWIFT is no tired loving HARRY STYLES!
    this news article is FAKE!!!

  14. Jenna says:

    I’m already waiting for potential break-up songs Swifty will write about. “Went in the Wrong Direction”, etc. :D

  15. Jess says:

    Whenever I see Taylor Swift I just want to scream, NERD ALERT!!!

  16. Suzy says:

    Who cares if he can carry on a conversation?? If I was with him, we wouldn’t be doing a lot of talking lol!

  17. HotPockets says:

    I saw a picture of Swifty in Junior High or High School and boy, was she just as creepy then as she is now. She still had that seedy, stalker little look in her eye.

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/alywarren/3744885612/

  18. INeedANap says:

    Are you sure it’s not him getting bored with her? Not that I think he’s necessarily fascinating or anything, but Swifty is a very one-note personality girl. Maybe they’re boring each other — an endless feedback loop of nothingness.

  19. Laura says:

    That boy is fug.He has that Benecio Del Toro/ Frankenstein thing going on! ;(

  20. BooL12 says:

    Haha Loved the call out… “It’s like you think your 11 years old” Yes. Yes she does. It drives me nuts!

  21. BooL12 says:

    Haha Loved the call out… It’s like you think your 11 years old…Yes. Yes she does. It drives me nuts!

  22. KellyinSeattle says:

    And I thought this was the real deal..eyeroll…
    I forese a real Bridezilla in the future, when she marries “someday”…ponies and lollipops…

  23. Kris says:

    I doubt T-Swift wants a boy to talk about intellectual stuff with her. She probably wants to talk about love and ponies and rainbows, and how cute that skirt looks on her or something. But intellectual conversations from TSwift? I don’t think people get many of those.

  24. Camille (TheOriginal) says:

    It appears that the PR wind down is beginning already. (Fake ‘relationship’).

  25. Kat says:

    If a 23-year-old guy was trolling for 18-year-old girls, we would feel appropriately grossed out. She’s 23. He’s 18. COME ON.

  26. Anna says:

    This relationship is a total setup. Marketing, marketing, marketing. Apparently Taylors team want her to have a safe beard, and what could be more safe than a gay guy already in a relationship. And Harry;s team REFUSES to let him come out and hence the need for a beard. Let Harry free!!!!

  27. gg says:

    Ya, well, this is why people with certain age divisions don’t work well. If you want to venture outside of strictly sex in a relationship, and insist on being with somebody not in your age/maturity group, you’re barking up the wrong tree if you think you’ll have anything to talk about, 99% of the time.

  28. Phil E Stein says:

    Why are some of you so determined to label every second male celebrity a closet homosexual? I don’t get it.

  29. erika says:

    god this chick! And this Harry Lad….ehmm. he’s goofy looking! so NOT attractive. He looks like he could be in that Hobbit movie.

    Swifty…what would be fun is if the tables were turned, and someone went bats**t crazy in love w/ her next time! really bats**t crazy….

  30. freya says:

    Haha, I just read somewhere that Us Weekly is saying they’re planning to get married.LOL The tabloids really don’t know which way to go with these two, do they?

  31. Faye says:

    She is desperately looking for something and I think at this point she has no idea what it is she wants. She’s looking for it in these mini-relationships but clearly it’s not working out so well. I’d really like to see her get her head straight because she really isn’t a horrible girl, she’s just all over the place when it comes to dong.

  32. daz says:

    Listen to Laura Marling not taylor swift

  33. Tinka says:

    I’m going to pick a totally random thing from this article to comment on: hair. I’m 29 (30 next February), and I have a thing for certain type of hair. (NOT Styles, Meyer, or like that. Or Bieber, ewwww.) I’m not picking dudes based on their hairstyles, but I really do like to ogle them. And maybe drool, when they don’t see me. There’s just couple hairstyles that make me want to grab their hair. :)

  34. Tuxedo Cat says:

    Every time I see Harry in that hat, I think he has a hairpin at the side to make a pincurl.

  35. Genevieve says:

    How about dating no one for like a good 4 months. That’s really not that long. But by being in a “serious” relationship, one after another, it looks stupid. Just date various people until you get to know them better. Trust me, I am a serial monogamist as well, and I jump into relationships way too quickly. It’s best to be friends first until you can see if you make a good match or not.

  36. juju says:

    how many boyfriends has this girl had in the past year ?????? she changes boyfriends more then she changes her panties !!!!!!!!!!!!

  37. May says:

    Wow, shocking. Taylor Swift is always known as the kind, beautiful, innocent, and inspirational one….but how can any of this be true after all? I say she is just proof that looks can really get you far in this world. Despite her so called “angelic” appearance, she’s nothing more than a spoiled, sugarcoated, and dramatic brat with the average mind of a 12 year old.

  38. Maddux says:

    Wait so are they broken up or are they still together?

  39. laysha. says:

    I have never been a taylor swift fan. I think that she makes guys who probably aren’t that bad look like complete assholes and makes tons of money by doing that. I think that’s horrible. I am however a big one direction fan. I don’t want to be biased but the again how can I not be? I personally think if taylor took a nice long break from guys and focused on her music and family and friends she could possibly make really good music about finding out who she really is without being head over heels or heartbroken. Haz needs someone that can be understanding of his career and a genuine girl in general.harry knows how to handle an older woman, caroline flack didn’t seem to have any problems with him. With that being said, it just looks like taylor is to picky and wants all of his attention.

  40. Kamila says:

    I can see her new album now. “The wrong way to go” or something like that. What gets me mad is that she always breaks the guy’s heart and then she writes about. Hazza is sweet, adorable, and a kitty lover. Taylor is always writing about her breakups for example: “Dear John” “Teardrops on my guitar” “We are never getting back together” And besides she is 23 and he is 18. I see no future. She should date older men.

  41. Kamila says:

    I can see her new album now. “The wrong way to go” or something like that. What gets me mad is that she always breaks the guy’s heart and then she writes about it. Hazza is sweet, adorable, and a kitty lover. Taylor is always writing about her breakups for example: “Dear John” “Teardrops on my guitar” “We are never getting back together” And besides she is 23 and he is 18. I see no future. She should date older men.

  42. Kamila says:

    I can see her new album now. “The wrong way to go” or something like that. What gets me mad is that she always breaks the guy’s heart and then she writes about it. Harry is sweet, adorable, and a kitty lover. Taylor is always writing about her breakups for example: “Dear John” “Teardrops on my guitar” “We are never getting back together” And besides she is 23 and he is 18. I see no future. She should date older men.