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	<title>Comments on: Simon Cowell saves slashed maid</title>
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		<title>By: gina rola</title>
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		<dc:creator>gina rola</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jan 2007 05:04:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Who can blame him for insulting those idol wannabe fools? Of course he&#039;s a good person otherwise. Quit demonizing him.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Who can blame him for insulting those idol wannabe fools? Of course he&#8217;s a good person otherwise. Quit demonizing him.
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		<title>By: pinknblack</title>
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		<dc:creator>pinknblack</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jan 2007 09:05:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hm. Simon Cowell taking care of a maid out of the pure goodness of his heart? Somehow I&#039;m just not buying it. Any guesses as to her bust size? I&#039;m thinkin&#039; at least a C.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hm. Simon Cowell taking care of a maid out of the pure goodness of his heart? Somehow I&#8217;m just not buying it. Any guesses as to her bust size? I&#8217;m thinkin&#8217; at least a C.
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		<title>By: Alex</title>
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		<dc:creator>Alex</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jan 2007 02:16:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;I would bet Cowell was motivated by a desire not to get sued rather than humanitarian reasons, but its still a nice story.&quot;

Are you retarded? How could he get sued? She cuts herself while doing her job as a maid for the hotel. He&#039;s just a guest in that hotel. Where do you see the liability?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;I would bet Cowell was motivated by a desire not to get sued rather than humanitarian reasons, but its still a nice story.&#8221;</p>
<p>Are you retarded? How could he get sued? She cuts herself while doing her job as a maid for the hotel. He&#8217;s just a guest in that hotel. Where do you see the liability?
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		<title>By: luigi</title>
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		<dc:creator>luigi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jan 2007 21:21:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I saw him on Parkinson and he seemed like an OK guy. He just plays up the &quot;mean judge&quot; role on Idol because it would be dull otherwise.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I saw him on Parkinson and he seemed like an OK guy. He just plays up the &#8220;mean judge&#8221; role on Idol because it would be dull otherwise.
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