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Courtney Stodden is filming a new music video for her upcoming single, called “Reality.” The video isn’t even out yet and she’s granted two “exclusive behind the scenes, making of” interviews, to Celebuzz and E! Online. You know what this reminds me of, Heidi Montag’s music career. I could have sworn that she also had a single called “Reality,” but I was mistaken, it was called “Superficial.” Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were so much more tolerable than Courteney Stodden and her daddy husband. It’s like Paris Hilton versus Kim Kardashian. A few years back we had no clue that a second generation of reality “stars” were coming, and that they would be worse in ways we couldn’t imagine.
So here we have Courtney, preening and prancing in a bikini with jellybeans stuck on it, and explaining the “concept” for her single as if it’s high art. Apparently she falls for a “hot nerd”. Paris Hilton already used this concept for a music video. I’m going to quote E! here because they break it down a little better than Celebuzz, but props to Celebuzz’s interviewer for maintaining a sense of humor about the whole thing.
Reality is “whatever you want it to be” in Courtney Stodden’s world.
“There’s this nerd, he’s a ‘hot nerd,’ and I get captivated by him,” the 18-year-old singer exclusively tells E! News, chatting behind the scenes of the music video for her first single, “Reality.”
“Is it his fantasy, is it reality? I don’t know, you’ll have to wait and see!” she teases.
You do not, however, have to wait and see Courtney in a bikini made out of jelly beans!
In the video, “I am a walking piece of candy,” she explains, calling her look “kind of retro, kind of pinup-looking.”
“I love these, they’re kind of Marilyn,” she added, showing off her glittery sky-high platforms with pink ribbon crisscrossing up her legs.
Courtney Stodden didn’t bother with a bikini for Thanksgiving
Asked what vibe she was hoping to achieve with her “Reality” video, Courtney said she just wanted people to “sit back, relax and watch it.”
Considering her edible arrangement is only the tip of the bikini iceberg—we’re sure they will!
Nick Uzarski, who was hand-picked by Courtney and her husband, Doug Hutchison, plays the hot nerd whose dreams come true (or do they?!).
Courtney tells us that her hubby doesn’t get jealous, the 52-year-old actor attesting to that by pretending to make a big show of covering his wife up in front of the cameras.
This is the most coverage Courtney has received in months. I’m only hoping that Courtney and Doug flame out quicker than Heidi and Spencer, and that they’re headed for obscurity soon. They haven’t even reached the height of Heidi and Spencer’s fame, and are still clinging to the dregs of reality shows. That’s probably where they’ll stay, until they fade away and break up, maybe not in that order.
Here’s Celebuzz’s interview. This girl’s voice is so annoying.
And here’s a video of Courteney interviewing candidates for her video. It’s NSFW in that she gets them to strip down to their undies. Everything about this girl is NSFW though. This video makes me think that it’s just a matter of time before she cheats on Doug, if she hasn’t already. I get the sense that he will put up with it too.
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then why post?
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Is she still here?
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Well, some plastic never breaks down…She’s an environmental danger.
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hilarious!
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Just like twinkies!
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I have just realized that I can’t even stand reading about her talking, much less listen to her.
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gross
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Gross. Why does doug always wear a skull hat? He looks like a douch. A big ol pervy douch
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because he’s balding and he wants to hide it.
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And how SHORT is Doug? Courtney looks like this teeny tiny little person and yes, she’s wearing ridiculously high heels, but he’s still WAY shorter than she is. Wow!
(And of course, ick, nasty, gross)
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Notice how the first guy in the “interview” video is dressed EXACTLY the same as Dough? What?
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Oh look. It’s crack-whore Barbie again.
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she never actually claims that her video or the concept is ‘high art’, nor does she sound, in the interview, like she believes it to be ‘high art’…to use that in the title is putting a writers personal spin on it, which is fine, but I really don’t think this woman thinks she is a serious commodity. I think she thinks of herself as someone/something the public want to see on TV (which they totally do, let’s not kid ourselves here)…but I don’t think she thinks she’s super great or talented, she just makes the money and attention that is given to her when she acts like a dumb, empty child-bride…
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Nobody wants to see her on tv except her creepy husband and mother.
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Other than pedo’s and young pubescent boys who the hell wants to see her on TV? She does think the sun shines out of her ass, she does think she is the second coming and she does believe she is talented beyond our wildest dreams and that we are all just jealous haters!
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I am not even sad for her anymore – she freakin loves her life. All she wants is to be in a bikini with a big lollipop and even bigger lucite heels, having older men guide her around and everyone tell her she is so hot. What a life!
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I really just feel sympathy for this girl. I liked a good laugh at her at the start but the fact that the adults who should be guiding her (including her husdad) keep flogging her developing sexuality like it’s a commodity just makes me feel so sorry for her.
She is going to wake up some day, a few years from now, and realise that she has been taken advantage of and made a laughing stock of by the people who should have cared most for her and the fallout is going to be terrible.
I don’t blame her for her ridiculousness, she’s a hyper-sexual teenager but she’s surrounded by people who should know better telling her that every immature, hormone-fuelled notion she has is a brilliant idea. It’s just tragic.
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Husdad is perfect!
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That gives me the icks SO bad!
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Yes, reminds me of when they were doing couples therapy on VH1 and how he said so seriously, “I’m raising my wife.”
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I think everybody is so uncomfortable watching her because we all know that her story is not going to end well. We have plenty of examples of women just like this girl: Pamela Anderson, Anna Nicole Smith, Heather Locklear, … None of them is in a good place now. So watching her is pretty much like watching a car accident that is about to happen.
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Yikes, that’s a whole lot of budget plastic surgery going on between those two
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the last photo reminds me of madeleine stowe with blond hair!
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Hi.
I don’t know what to make of her at all. It’s all so controversial and weird. On the one hand I want to see her as a victim of Doug and her mum.
Then on the other hand, looking at the couples therapy clips, she seems to know exactly what she is doing and playing it up. The latter would indicate an extraordinary amount of self insight. Which is very rare for someone her age…. Not being ageist, just comparing it to myself at that age.,
I just don’t know.
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Ok Im going to be honest, I actually find this girl hilarious, her and creepy Doug crease me up. Don’t even get me started on Speidi.
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And I will be honest, interviewing hot nerds is my Thursday night fantasy…
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My dream job right this second would be interviewing hot guys who like comic books, maybe hot guys who like comic books and wear glasses. I’ve kind of just described Mr Kiki, this is so awkward.
I’m off to daydream about Mr Rochester.
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A retro pin-up candy-covered bikini? I’m not a Katy Perry fan, but I think she already covered that one better than this weirdo.
Off-topic and I’m embarassed to admit this, but I looked through her entire hot pink Christmas photoset and I have to say I am now convinced her breasts are actually “rill.” 90% of that top is padding, with just a thin layer of boob on top. Check out the photos and you’ll see what I mean: http://www.eonline.com/news/372976/courtney-stodden-s-naked-christmas-photo-album-see-the-sexy-pics
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Omgosh! I figured most of it was padding but that picture makes her breasts look tiny!
I wonder where she gets her bikini tops from?
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She buys all her clothes at stripper shops apparently. And she is never without her super padded bra with the clear straps. I’m ashamed I’ve seen enough of her to notice this.
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You’re right! They look so tiny! Wow. She seems to have toned down her voice some. And the absence of all that contouring make up really shows she is a pretty girl.
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I swear she only owns 2pairs of shoes-both poorly fitting lucite stripper hooves.
Actually her “rill” boobs are normal and average in her nude shoots. Everything else she wears has industrial strength padding and cutlets which are always migrating into the photos. At least she’s dumped the arm band.
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Teenager my ass. But I guess ‘teen bride’ will get more attention than ’28 year old ex-stripper bearding for obscure aging actor.’
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yeah, 18 in dog years is more like it.
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ew she is so gross.. but I am not gonna lie I loved that Paris Hilton song (so shameful)..it was the best song to my 8th grade self!
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“A few years back we had no clue that a second generation of reality “stars” were coming, and that they would be worse in ways we couldn’t imagine.” SO true. There is absolutely no way to imagine people like this.
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A girl I used to work with hot glued jelly beans to her bra for Valentines Day. She brought it in to show us. She said her boyfriend tried to eat some of the jellybeans but spit them out because of the glue.
Hot. Just like Courtney…
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I will admit, with some shame: she fascinates me, and I have a weird respect for her. With no apparent talent, no education, low-average intelligence and only slightly above-average looks, she’s managed to put herself squarely in the public eye and remain there. Anyone can make a one-time spectacle of themselves, but she’s shown some staying power. I’m sure some of it is due to the guidance of her sorry excuse for a husband and her co-dependent, vicariously-living mother, but I sincerely believe some of it — maybe even a lot of it — is coming straight from Courtney.
I don’t believe for one minute that she’ll achieve any sort of fame for her “accomplishments.” She can’t sing or act (as has been demo’d by her YouTube videos), her awful speaking voice and low intelligence bar her from spokesmodel-type engagements, and she doesn’t seem to have much of a persona beyond teen sexpot. But her willingness to do anything at all to get the viewer’s attention (seriously — have you seen that video in which she pretends to be a cat and crawls around in some bushes?!?!?) almost guarantee that we’ll have her to kick around for a very long while.
I’m pretty sure she’ll start doing porn sooner or later … but not for five or ten years. She and her mother will wait until extreme youth is off the table, and then, straight to Vivid Video.
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I can’t really have respect for her. But she is a human freak show and probably knows it, is cashing in. Waste of a life if you ask me.
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HUSDAD! Brilliant, Miffy!
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She looks weird – her head, nose, hair and boobs are too big for the rest of her tiny body – she is creepy looking.
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Park her in front of an age old trailer puffing a cigarette and call her 50!
That boys and girls is what you call trashy. Just plain old trashy.
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She’s hot and I am entertained by her antics.
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No nose job yet. The nose makes her look like Nellie Olsen, doesn’t it?
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I prefer Nellie Olesen’s antics more tolerable. Courtney thinks she’s this generation Marilyn Monroe, but she’s (like Kim K), starting to get boycotted. Not many replies to this post!!
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Poor little sod, things are not going to end well for this girl.
I’m amazed that Courtney is still growing at her age because those “all natural” breasts seem to be even bigger.
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She is CLEARLY being mind controlled. A standard MC meme is sex kitten. That video of her eating cat food is just horrid.
The lollipop and jelly bean thing are also standard MC memes.
I just feel so helpless watching this girl being exploited by her mother, a fame whore, and her husband handler. Hubdad is just exactly IT.
AAAAAGGGGGHHHH!?!?
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http://vigilantcitizen.com/latestnews/courtney-stodden-a-monarch-sex-kitten/. Bingo!
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Yeah, but technically , she’s an adult and can make her own choices; poor choices, but hers.
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Is it just me or does anyone else think she still has a body like a little girl with big fake boobs stuck on her chest? Her body is so thin and there’s nothing sexy about her at all. She has a pretty face, but zero sex appeal. She’s just gross.
All I can see is a 12 years old girl trying to act and dress sexy.
*barf*
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Heehee yes she minds me of myself when I was 18. Skinny with boobs but I didn’t get a real woman build (like hips you can grab, etc.) til I was at least 23.
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I never imagined the Mutant from X-Files would end up like this.
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That hair looks absolutely horrible.
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Nothing like having your much older, creepy husband watch as you stroke the abs of much younger men. Good times. Please let this girl go away.
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She makes speidi look classy. And btw, Speidi are on the brit celeb big bro…and I am liking them! Yikes.
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the last picture made me think of “Baby Jane Hudson-the lost Years”
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Katy Perry gets away with it, why cant she? I hate both of them, btw.
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This chick isn’t plastic. She’s styrofoam.
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