Courtney Stodden explains the concept for her new ‘music’ video as if it’s high art


Courtney Stodden is filming a new music video for her upcoming single, called “Reality.” The video isn’t even out yet and she’s granted two “exclusive behind the scenes, making of” interviews, to Celebuzz and E! Online. You know what this reminds me of, Heidi Montag’s music career. I could have sworn that she also had a single called “Reality,” but I was mistaken, it was called “Superficial.” Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were so much more tolerable than Courteney Stodden and her daddy husband. It’s like Paris Hilton versus Kim Kardashian. A few years back we had no clue that a second generation of reality “stars” were coming, and that they would be worse in ways we couldn’t imagine.

So here we have Courtney, preening and prancing in a bikini with jellybeans stuck on it, and explaining the “concept” for her single as if it’s high art. Apparently she falls for a “hot nerd”. Paris Hilton already used this concept for a music video. I’m going to quote E! here because they break it down a little better than Celebuzz, but props to Celebuzz’s interviewer for maintaining a sense of humor about the whole thing.

Reality is “whatever you want it to be” in Courtney Stodden’s world.

“There’s this nerd, he’s a ‘hot nerd,’ and I get captivated by him,” the 18-year-old singer exclusively tells E! News, chatting behind the scenes of the music video for her first single, “Reality.”

“Is it his fantasy, is it reality? I don’t know, you’ll have to wait and see!” she teases.

You do not, however, have to wait and see Courtney in a bikini made out of jelly beans!

In the video, “I am a walking piece of candy,” she explains, calling her look “kind of retro, kind of pinup-looking.”

“I love these, they’re kind of Marilyn,” she added, showing off her glittery sky-high platforms with pink ribbon crisscrossing up her legs.

Courtney Stodden didn’t bother with a bikini for Thanksgiving

Asked what vibe she was hoping to achieve with her “Reality” video, Courtney said she just wanted people to “sit back, relax and watch it.”

Considering her edible arrangement is only the tip of the bikini iceberg—we’re sure they will!

Nick Uzarski, who was hand-picked by Courtney and her husband, Doug Hutchison, plays the hot nerd whose dreams come true (or do they?!).

Courtney tells us that her hubby doesn’t get jealous, the 52-year-old actor attesting to that by pretending to make a big show of covering his wife up in front of the cameras.

[From E! Online]

This is the most coverage Courtney has received in months. I’m only hoping that Courtney and Doug flame out quicker than Heidi and Spencer, and that they’re headed for obscurity soon. They haven’t even reached the height of Heidi and Spencer’s fame, and are still clinging to the dregs of reality shows. That’s probably where they’ll stay, until they fade away and break up, maybe not in that order.

Here’s Celebuzz’s interview. This girl’s voice is so annoying.

And here’s a video of Courteney interviewing candidates for her video. It’s NSFW in that she gets them to strip down to their undies. Everything about this girl is NSFW though. This video makes me think that it’s just a matter of time before she cheats on Doug, if she hasn’t already. I get the sense that he will put up with it too.

 

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  1. kpist says:

    I have just realized that I can’t even stand reading about her talking, much less listen to her.

  2. aims says:

    Gross. Why does doug always wear a skull hat? He looks like a douch. A big ol pervy douch

  3. fabgrrl says:

    Notice how the first guy in the “interview” video is dressed EXACTLY the same as Dough? What?

  4. SolitaryAngel says:

    Oh look. It’s crack-whore Barbie again.

  5. mary says:

    she never actually claims that her video or the concept is ‘high art’, nor does she sound, in the interview, like she believes it to be ‘high art’…to use that in the title is putting a writers personal spin on it, which is fine, but I really don’t think this woman thinks she is a serious commodity. I think she thinks of herself as someone/something the public want to see on TV (which they totally do, let’s not kid ourselves here)…but I don’t think she thinks she’s super great or talented, she just makes the money and attention that is given to her when she acts like a dumb, empty child-bride…

  6. smartyparty says:

    I am not even sad for her anymore – she freakin loves her life. All she wants is to be in a bikini with a big lollipop and even bigger lucite heels, having older men guide her around and everyone tell her she is so hot. What a life!

  7. Miffy says:

    I really just feel sympathy for this girl. I liked a good laugh at her at the start but the fact that the adults who should be guiding her (including her husdad) keep flogging her developing sexuality like it’s a commodity just makes me feel so sorry for her.

    She is going to wake up some day, a few years from now, and realise that she has been taken advantage of and made a laughing stock of by the people who should have cared most for her and the fallout is going to be terrible.

    I don’t blame her for her ridiculousness, she’s a hyper-sexual teenager but she’s surrounded by people who should know better telling her that every immature, hormone-fuelled notion she has is a brilliant idea. It’s just tragic.

  8. LisaMarie says:

    Yikes, that’s a whole lot of budget plastic surgery going on between those two

  9. ppwtim says:

    the last photo reminds me of madeleine stowe with blond hair!

  10. Jess says:

    Hi.

    I don’t know what to make of her at all. It’s all so controversial and weird. On the one hand I want to see her as a victim of Doug and her mum.

    Then on the other hand, looking at the couples therapy clips, she seems to know exactly what she is doing and playing it up. The latter would indicate an extraordinary amount of self insight. Which is very rare for someone her age…. Not being ageist, just comparing it to myself at that age.,

    I just don’t know.

  11. Miss Kiki says:

    Ok Im going to be honest, I actually find this girl hilarious, her and creepy Doug crease me up. Don’t even get me started on Speidi.

  12. MJ says:

    A retro pin-up candy-covered bikini? I’m not a Katy Perry fan, but I think she already covered that one better than this weirdo.

    Off-topic and I’m embarassed to admit this, but I looked through her entire hot pink Christmas photoset and I have to say I am now convinced her breasts are actually “rill.” 90% of that top is padding, with just a thin layer of boob on top. Check out the photos and you’ll see what I mean: http://www.eonline.com/news/372976/courtney-stodden-s-naked-christmas-photo-album-see-the-sexy-pics

  13. Kallie says:

    Teenager my ass. But I guess ‘teen bride’ will get more attention than ’28 year old ex-stripper bearding for obscure aging actor.’

  14. mel says:

    ew she is so gross.. but I am not gonna lie I loved that Paris Hilton song (so shameful)..it was the best song to my 8th grade self!

  15. Agnes says:

    “A few years back we had no clue that a second generation of reality “stars” were coming, and that they would be worse in ways we couldn’t imagine.” SO true. There is absolutely no way to imagine people like this.

  16. judyjudy says:

    A girl I used to work with hot glued jelly beans to her bra for Valentines Day. She brought it in to show us. She said her boyfriend tried to eat some of the jellybeans but spit them out because of the glue.

    Hot. Just like Courtney…

  17. Booboocita says:

    I will admit, with some shame: she fascinates me, and I have a weird respect for her. With no apparent talent, no education, low-average intelligence and only slightly above-average looks, she’s managed to put herself squarely in the public eye and remain there. Anyone can make a one-time spectacle of themselves, but she’s shown some staying power. I’m sure some of it is due to the guidance of her sorry excuse for a husband and her co-dependent, vicariously-living mother, but I sincerely believe some of it — maybe even a lot of it — is coming straight from Courtney.

    I don’t believe for one minute that she’ll achieve any sort of fame for her “accomplishments.” She can’t sing or act (as has been demo’d by her YouTube videos), her awful speaking voice and low intelligence bar her from spokesmodel-type engagements, and she doesn’t seem to have much of a persona beyond teen sexpot. But her willingness to do anything at all to get the viewer’s attention (seriously — have you seen that video in which she pretends to be a cat and crawls around in some bushes?!?!?) almost guarantee that we’ll have her to kick around for a very long while.

    I’m pretty sure she’ll start doing porn sooner or later … but not for five or ten years. She and her mother will wait until extreme youth is off the table, and then, straight to Vivid Video.

  18. ladybert62 says:

    She looks weird – her head, nose, hair and boobs are too big for the rest of her tiny body – she is creepy looking.

  19. JL says:

    Park her in front of an age old trailer puffing a cigarette and call her 50!
    That boys and girls is what you call trashy. Just plain old trashy.

  20. DD says:

    She’s hot and I am entertained by her antics.

  21. kimcheee says:

    No nose job yet. The nose makes her look like Nellie Olsen, doesn’t it?

  22. Chrissie Malcolm says:

    Poor little sod, things are not going to end well for this girl.

    I’m amazed that Courtney is still growing at her age because those “all natural” breasts seem to be even bigger.

  23. midnightmoon says:

    She is CLEARLY being mind controlled. A standard MC meme is sex kitten. That video of her eating cat food is just horrid.

    The lollipop and jelly bean thing are also standard MC memes.

    I just feel so helpless watching this girl being exploited by her mother, a fame whore, and her husband handler. Hubdad is just exactly IT.

    AAAAAGGGGGHHHH!?!?

  24. Yama Yama says:

    Is it just me or does anyone else think she still has a body like a little girl with big fake boobs stuck on her chest? Her body is so thin and there’s nothing sexy about her at all. She has a pretty face, but zero sex appeal. She’s just gross.

    All I can see is a 12 years old girl trying to act and dress sexy.

    *barf*

  25. bug says:

    I never imagined the Mutant from X-Files would end up like this.

  26. Holden says:

    That hair looks absolutely horrible.

  27. Nicolette says:

    Nothing like having your much older, creepy husband watch as you stroke the abs of much younger men. Good times. Please let this girl go away.

  28. gemmaa says:

    She makes speidi look classy. And btw, Speidi are on the brit celeb big bro…and I am liking them! Yikes.

  29. Sugar says:

    the last picture made me think of “Baby Jane Hudson-the lost Years”

  30. teehee says:

    Katy Perry gets away with it, why cant she? I hate both of them, btw.

  31. WendyNerd says:

    This chick isn’t plastic. She’s styrofoam.