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or why Rexy Aint Sexy …
Keira Knightley is suing the Daily Mail for running a story implying she’s in denial about her anorexia … and also for misrepresenting her clearly striped bikini as polka dot with their failed attempt at a clever Headlline.
It’s itsy bitsy teeny weeny Keira Knightley.
She wasn’t exactly curvy to start with, but Keira Knightley seems to be shrinking daily. On a Pacific island holiday with lover Rupert Friend, the 21-year-old actress cut a waif-like figure on the beach.
Miss Knightley was accused of being in denial about her condition by the mother of 19-year old Sophie Mazurek, who died from anorexia last month weighing four stone. …
The pictures don’t make much of a supporting argument, as both she and boyfriend, Rupert Friend (I guess she can probably call him her boyrupert at this point … boyfriend is a little formal … I’m sure they are on a first name basis what with all this beach romping ) appear firmly ensconced in the pale, slim, but muscled and fit school of youthful looks. I mean they are both sporting abdomens I’d love to serve a six course meal on.
However, it’s always up for debate these days … it’s a thin line indeed.
The rexy or not rexy wars are pretty much a staple for the tabloids these days (often with good cause) - they certainly add a dash of instant morality to beach paparazzi shots – all the skin you like and its for the social good. The Daily mail laid it on extra thick with the grieving mother – how can you not feel bad … but the connection to “Miss Knightley” was a bit … I need another word than thin here … tenuous …. weak … padding for a three line article to go along with the bikini shot.
Written by UrbanDK
Posted in Fake News, Keira Knightley, Lawsuits, Photos, Weight Loss
9 Responses to “Keira Knightley’s Tail”
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I know right … luckily I hide my rock hard abs under my flab so no one worries about me at all
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I think she is wearing an ill fitting swim suit and she looks great!
It’s not like you can see her ribs or anything! Geez!
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If a professional ballet dancer (Sorella Englund), a European cross country champion (Sara Wedlund) or Olympic gymnast (Cathy Rigby) can suffer from it, or also die from it (Christy Henrich), just to name a very very few…hell, if the Olympics Committe feels the need to make a statement about it (http://www.olympic.org/uk/organisation/commissions/medical/full_story_uk.asp?id=1540) I’m pretty sure that she could be anorexia and still have some muscle.
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I think the clearest not-rexy clue is her thighs. Look at that muscle! She is just very slim, she’s been a beanpole since she first hit the scene…what, should she beef up to make them happy? Oh wait, then it’ll be all about how she’s cowed out and should stop eating all the pies. Nobody’s every happy!!
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Tnere’s gotta be a cockney rhyming pun in there somewhere … telling porky pies about not eating porky pies …
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It’s the coke that’s causing the weight loss. Allegedly.
Blind items abound about her and her bf.
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I reckon she’s in top shape!! She’d straighten me out - thats for sure…lol well maybe..
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ANOREXIC??? C’mon!!!! The bitch is ripped. She is just blessed and probably works hard in the gym. Awesome BODY!!!
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I think she is way thin, but look at those abs! She is cut, and I dunno if you can look muscular like that without nourishment. Usually when you’re anorexia you look gaunt, not well toned.
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