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In more Robbie Williams news …
Not that we have often seen Robbie wearing a hat! Still I think Elton has monstrosities enough in his closet … I’m sure he can rustle up something. Apparently these two have a friendly ongoing rivalry topping each other … let me rephrase that … outdoing each others birthday presents and Robbie has decided to bring his big game this year. If they don’t find that hat … we may find out just how big.
Well I guess it’s definitely not a surprise party when even the presents get a couple of months pre-production and pre-publicity. One wonders how Elton will rise to the challenge for Robbie’s big day (I’ve clearly given up on rephrasing) …maybe write him a hit song …. No wait it would have to be the 80s for that to work. Okay maybe write him a cheesy but hugely successful Broadway – wait that last Vampire Lestat thing tanked … hmmm …Elton you are on your own I’m all out of inspiration. We already suggested manscaping to Michelle Trachtenberg so that’s out …
Update by Celebitchy: Thanks to Clarimonde for pointing out that these pics are from the Rock DJ video, in which Williams is wearing undies. I guess we have no idea how he’s endowed or if he’s circumcised. I have seen another picture that might be legitimate with his junk tucked back while he’s laying on a couch. Let me know if you have any legitimate nude pics of Williams and I’ll post em.
Written by UrbanDK
Posted in Elton John, Friends, Nude, Photos, Robbie Williams
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21 Responses to “Robbie Williams Gives the Full Monty Nude Gift (update: NSFW pics Photoshopped)”
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I like robbie but i hate his hairy chest it’s just gross
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Thats why we keep encouragng all the manscaping … how long cn he live in LA and escape it!
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What is it about this man that makes me want to throw all of my normal standards (not hairy, clean, not crazy, not overly-tatooed, not promiscuous, not friends with Elton John) out the window, track him down stalker-style and have dirty, dirty monkey sex in a gutter? I wish I knew. Also, I love his single Lovelight. Very, very hot.
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Those photos look photoshopped. I think the apendages were added on. They dont look right. Robbie is British which means he is likely uncircumcised and the last photo looks like a circumcised penis. Not that I studied them or anything.
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that is one ugly cock.
do you ever wonder why the smallest thing on a man is the thing they give the biggest consideration? -
All men’s cocks are UGLY.
Men, in general, are UGLY- they have ugly bodies. I am hetero, but emsn bodies are just nothing to look at…
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I mean “mens” sorry
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I just felt the sudden urge to send both Elton John and Michelle Trachenberg (sp.?) condolence cards.
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I can’t decide if I’m grossed-out or not!
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Clarimonde you have a point. The penis in the last picture is rather clear compared to the rest, which is kind of blurry. It could have been Photoshopped.
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Precarrie, I think you may only be referring to mens genitalia surely? I mean, Taye Diggs in the buff is a work of art.
Robbie? - I’d do ‘im
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Well… I can count on one hand the men I find attractive– and I definitely do not go for the norm.
For example, I think Alexander Veljanov is the most beautiful and seductive man…. but when you first look at him most people laugh! So did I, actually…
But anyway my opinions are just that, I’m not trying to speak for anyone else or make generalizations about men when I say how I feel or think… I’m just an odddall when it comes to attraction -
If you think all men’s bodies are ugly you’re probably a lesbian, just accept it and go find yourself a nice firl.
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Robbie Williams has a handsome face but his body can use some working on. And his penis??? OH my! If it was actually photoshopped in…they could have picked a much bigger and prettier penis! That looks a little too small for me and I like them average!
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No, I am a hetero with open eyes, and a clear mind.
Y’all are FUGLY!!! Admit it you deluded egomaniacs -
haha. those are photoshopped pictures. the photos are from the clip for Rock DJ which features no full frontal nudity. you did know that right?
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I knew they were from the Rck DJ video, My first tip off that they are photo shopped was the firs picture of him doing strong arms. I remember that shot from the video and he is wearing a pair of skimpy briefs with a tiger on the front. These look like they were photo shopped to remove the briefs. The whole crotchal area just looks wrong to me.
Robbie Williams is such a penis. I’m just waiting for the day he comes out of the damn closet already. If there is any doubt all you need to do is watch the Take That video for Do what you want. Flaming! (For those in the dark, Take That is RW’s old band)You can see the vid here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-Nl0qOOdZc -
Yeah, I hafta agree with Post # 5 - most English dudes are uncut and that last pic of him looks like he’s cut…but maybe not, it could be just thin foreskin or somethin…
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Anyone know where i can see the nude version of rock dj? If so post it here please.
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They are the most obviously photoshopped pics I have EVER seen. I use photo shop for a living, whoever did them needs to learn how to use the program. Open your f&*kin’ eyes people!!!!
I love Robbie Williams!!!!! I LOVE his hairy chest!!!!!
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