Spartacus star and Hollyood Legend Kirk Douglas Proves that no one does Hollywood Glamour like Old Hollywood

Kirk Douglas has written a new memoir(via Female First) about his colourful sex life.
The 90-year-old Oscar winner has recalled how he lost his virginity with his teacher and enjoyed bizarre bedroom sessions with a German airline stewardess.

In what promises to be the must read tome for the Cocoon generation and a frighteningly cautionary tale for Catherine Zeta Jones — Kirk Douglas is publishing a picaresque romp through his first 9 decades: “Let’s Face It - 90 Years of Living, Loving and Learning’.

In a pre-WWII Mary Kay Letourneau turn Kirk surrendered the delicate flower of his innocence to his high school teacher … “I had been a ragamuffin kid of 15 coping with a neighbourhood filled with gangs. Under my teacher’s guidance I became a different person. I am eternally grateful” I bet you are you saucy ragamuffin … and at ninety that’s a lot more years of gratitude than even Teach expected …talk about the gift that keeps on giving.

And in a revelation that must have late night comedy writers rubbing their Leno-enriched palms together as they scribble tonight’s monologue - Ye Olde Spartacus Douglas also revealed that he enjoyed discipline rich romps with a tall blonde stewardess who yelled “I’m a Nazi” during the act — which was Kirk’s cue to give her a smack! There’s really no arguing with that … Wonder if he yelled out “I am Spartacus!” at the penultimate moment … that would put a new spin on this years Oscar tv commercials.

Catherine ZeeJay you have decades of horror ahead .. gird your Welsh loins and stay strong!

Pictures of Catherine Zeta-Jones and her father in-law kinky Kirk Douglas are from the Producers Guild of America Golden Laurel Awards in 2001, where Kirk was honored for lifetime achievement. Pictures from American Photo Library.