Comments on: Lindsay Lohan Back to Pole Dancing http://www.celebitchy.com/2755/lindsay_lohan_back_to_pole_dancing/ Stylish celebrity escapism Tue, 14 Feb 2012 02:10:46 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Mick http://www.celebitchy.com/2755/lindsay_lohan_back_to_pole_dancing/#comment-24010 Mick Mon, 29 Jan 2007 08:08:04 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/index.php/archives/2007/01/lindsay_lohan_back_to_pole_dancing.html#comment-24010 Lindsay and Britney are out driving, riding around in Brit's new Jaguar. They come to a deserted spot outside of LA and 4 men jump out from behind trees and motion them over to the side of the road. The men demand money and jewels from the girls, but the girls deny having either. So after a brief conference, the men throw the girls out of the Jag and drive off. Lindsay pulls out her cell phone and calls for assistance from her minders. The 2 girls sit there by the roadside waiting for help to arrive and begin chatting. Brit: "Lindsay - they asked for all your money! I know you had several hundred on you when we left - what happened to it??" Lindsay (smiling): "Oh, I hid it in that little secret compartment between my legs! I knew they'd never find it!" They sit awhile longer and Linds turns to Brit. Lindsay: "Britney - they asked for all your jewels! I know you were wearing heaps when we left - what happened to them??" Brit(smiling): "Oh, I hid them in that little secret compartment between my legs! I knew they'd never find them!". The girls sit silently for a few more minutes, then Brit turns to Lindsay. Brit: "I wish Paris would've come with us!" Lindsay: "What in god's name for??" Brit: "Well, at least we'd still have the Jag!" Lindsay and Britney are out driving, riding around in Brit’s new Jaguar. They come to a deserted spot outside of LA and 4 men jump out from behind trees and motion them over to the side of the road. The men demand money and jewels from the girls, but the girls deny having either. So after a brief conference, the men throw the girls out of the Jag and drive off.

Lindsay pulls out her cell phone and calls for assistance from her minders. The 2 girls sit there by the roadside waiting for help to arrive and begin chatting.

Brit: “Lindsay – they asked for all your money! I know you had several hundred on you when we left – what happened to it??”

Lindsay (smiling): “Oh, I hid it in that little secret compartment between my legs! I knew they’d never find it!”

They sit awhile longer and Linds turns to Brit.

Lindsay: “Britney – they asked for all your jewels! I know you were wearing heaps when we left – what happened to them??”

Brit(smiling): “Oh, I hid them in that little secret compartment between my legs! I knew they’d never find them!”.

The girls sit silently for a few more minutes, then Brit turns to Lindsay.

Brit: “I wish Paris would’ve come with us!”

Lindsay: “What in god’s name for??”

Brit: “Well, at least we’d still have the Jag!”

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]]> By: i heart lasagne http://www.celebitchy.com/2755/lindsay_lohan_back_to_pole_dancing/#comment-24009 i heart lasagne Fri, 26 Jan 2007 18:33:39 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/index.php/archives/2007/01/lindsay_lohan_back_to_pole_dancing.html#comment-24009 Yuck, yuck and more yuck. Do the marketing geniuses at Miu Miu think this is actually going to sell their product?! Yuck, yuck and more yuck. Do the marketing geniuses at Miu Miu think this is actually going to sell their product?!

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]]> By: Anonymous http://www.celebitchy.com/2755/lindsay_lohan_back_to_pole_dancing/#comment-24008 Anonymous Fri, 26 Jan 2007 06:49:54 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/index.php/archives/2007/01/lindsay_lohan_back_to_pole_dancing.html#comment-24008 Drunky Mc Freckles roflmao!!!!! ahahaha Drunky Mc Freckles
roflmao!!!!! ahahaha

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]]> By: Mr. T http://www.celebitchy.com/2755/lindsay_lohan_back_to_pole_dancing/#comment-24007 Mr. T Thu, 25 Jan 2007 18:45:43 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/index.php/archives/2007/01/lindsay_lohan_back_to_pole_dancing.html#comment-24007 Linds is one messed up piece of female. I don't think any man in his right mind will have ANYTHING to do with this ditzy chiclet. Linds is one messed up piece of female. I don’t think any man in his right mind will have ANYTHING to do with this ditzy chiclet.

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]]> By: Maritime http://www.celebitchy.com/2755/lindsay_lohan_back_to_pole_dancing/#comment-24005 Maritime Thu, 25 Jan 2007 17:38:09 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/index.php/archives/2007/01/lindsay_lohan_back_to_pole_dancing.html#comment-24005 I can't hate this girl, I want to but there is something about Lindsay. A friend of mine had her appendix out this summer and it was done through her belly button. No scar in sight. I can’t hate this girl, I want to but there is something about Lindsay. A friend of mine had her appendix out this summer and it was done through her belly button. No scar in sight.

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