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Jan 25
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Men who Smell Like Kylie Minogue


Imagine Kylie’s surprise when she came home one day and found uber-hottie boyfriend Olivier Martinez dousing himself in her signature women’s fragrance ‘Darling.” Luckily for Kylie the thing with hot French boyfriends is that even scenes like these — that have that slight air of tranvestism around them – just end up being hot and metrosexual. If you caught Hugh Grant in ladies perfume — you’d end up having to indulge some British kink fest with Bowler Hats and garters – maybe spanking. If it was Tom Cruise — you’d end up at a PFLAG meeting and eventually on ELLEN.

Not one to ever let even a thin bat squeak of sex go by undercapitalized –clever Kylie had a brainstorm and is now planning to follow up her super successful “Darling” with a men’s scent.

Kylie Minogue is reportedly planning to launch a men’s fragrance.

The pop superstar apparently came up with the idea when her partner, French actor Olivier Martinez, kept spraying himself with her best-selling women’s fragrance ‘Darling’.

‘Darling’ hit the stores last November and outsold many perfumes released by other stars, including Jennifer Lopez, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton.

The phenomenal sales were boosted by the increasing popularity of celebrity scents, a factor which may make Kylie’s new men’s line a success.

Tim Hughes, a spokesperson for British health and beauty retailer Superdrug, said recently: “Five years ago fragrances were all about designer names and the big beauty houses such as Chanel. The only celebrity fragrances were quite marginal and rather naff. J.Lo changed all that with the launch of her first fragrance.”

So in this post-naff world of celebrity stank you can smell like Kylie’s man trying to smell like Kylie. Ahhhhh The Minogue of it.

Written by UrbanDK

Posted in Business ventures, Kylie Minogue

3 Responses to “Men who Smell Like Kylie Minogue”

  1. and he looks might tall … standing there in a cloud of perfume the two tf them

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  2. So what if he used her perfume? I’m a dude and I love the smell of really good perfume/cologne….does that make me gay? Well…it’s a moot point to make, cuz I am anyways…

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