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Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Fake News, Hookups, Jessica Simpson, John Mayer, Photos


- Top five cutest dogs in movies [Evil Beet]
- Lady Gaga’s schtick is getting so old [Lainey Gossip]
- Bobbi Kristina was hospitalized after her mom Whitney Houston passed [D-Listed]
- Kellan Lutz’s ridic new facial hair [Go Fug Yourself]
- Katy Perry checks out Rihanna’s cleavage [Fark]
- Tom Cruise carries Suri in a blanket [Popsugar]
- Zooey Deschanel on SNL [Pajiba]
- Vanessa Hudgens wears fur [Celebslam]
- Matt Bomer sort-of came out. He wasn’t out already? [The Daily Wh.at]
- Bruce Willis and his pregnant wife [INF Daily]

















Jessica is just so pathetic and she is a complete idiot for ever leaving Nick.
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Are John Mayer and Jessica Simpson just publicity whores?
Is the Pope Catholic?
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I hate when people totally change their lifestyle to fit in with a new boyfriend (or girlfriend – I’m looking at you Brad Pitt!!) JS is tofu, she picks up all her “flavours” from whoever she is dating. God I can’t stand her. JM creeps me out. I hate that line he sings about a bubblegum tongue and also the song about Fathers and Daughters. I bet she makes him sing that to her. Just like her and papa joe. Man those two creep me out.
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Publicity Stunt. This chick can’t get any publicity for her talent (she has none) so she needs to paparazzi to keep herself in the news. That is one lame looking “couple”
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Why is she always walking several steps behind him?!
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I don’t find JM attractive. JM = Downgrade!
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Maybe your just a jealous cele-bitch because Jessica has the best pussy ever.
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jessica needs to hook john mayer up with some hair extensions. john must like her chicken of the sea. i hope she is having fun ’cause this is not going to last.
i agree about the breakup with nick, i think that both of them seemed happier together then they do now.
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John mayer has 10980398 times more talent than that whore jessica simpson. he has more personality and has been selling out shows since my first in 2002. he is not using this for his tour, seem him live, and sold out 5 times. maybe he wants attention but not for his tour. he is hot. so fuck all you bitches. just because he’s not a meat head like nick, doesn’t mean he’s not wonderful. if you knew anything about him, you would know he is more than ‘your body is a wonderland.’ thats ok though, im guessing you just listen to the local radio stations. i forgive you.
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Tara, please, take John Mayer off her hands. You two sound like you’d get along great.
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Basically all i have to say is that john mayer is absolutely amazing and if he is in love with jessica? well he probably has a great reason for it! Although i still can’t understand why myself. Good luck to all of them though
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