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Jan 26
'07
George Clooney Get Your Cootie Shots!

Cool and suave George Clooney…and Pamela Anderson? EW!

There are reports “Pammy” and Clooney are dating. I hope that hunky George has his cootie shots because she gives me cooties just looking at her!

The pair were reportedly seen canoodling in the private VIP section of a Los Angeles restaurant, with Pammy even sitting on George’s knee.

They want to be careful – at their age, too much excitement could finish them off.

If there’s a nugget of truth in this tale it would mean Anderson can call off her manhunt.

In recent weeks, she has been linked to her bodyguard, a Hell’s Angel and r’n'b crooner Usher. She even gave shock jock radio DJ Howard Stern an on-air lapdance.

Please tell me this is research for a movie role on breast implants. Or maybe George is gearing up for his role as a drugged out rock star and needed “background” information. The only good thing about this hook-up is that we can be sure it won’t last long.

Note by Celebitchy: Clooney is a man whore who can’t commit, so WTM is right that it won’t last long.

Written by White Trash Mom

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8 Responses to “George Clooney Get Your Cootie Shots!”

  1. Ew is right….girl’s been on more mens laps than a napkin. And why in the lord’s name would you want to do it with some chick who you already *know* has hep?

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  2. LMAO!!George is wayyyyyy too classy for her!!!And she’s probably too much “plastic” for him!

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  3. George to classy -please. Even Pam likes a guy who’ll commit for a little while.

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  4. Jenna: LOL!

    I wouldn’t have ever figured these two for a couple.

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  5. I REALLY DONT BELIEVE IT. HE USUALLY GOES FOR CLASSIC BEAUTY. SHES ALL PLASTIC. AND BAD MAKEUP TO BOOT. MAYBE HE’S JUST BORED AND CURIUOS. AHHHHHHHHHHH HOLLYWOOD!!!!!!!!

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  6. Who knows, he is into self asphyxiation.

    Also what better to give the man who has it all… except the clap? Or herp. Whatever, maybe she has both.

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  7. I love me some Clooney, and the press has always played up his “womanizing” ways.
    However, with that being said his people are really stretching with this Pam Anderson staging because longtime rumbles in hollywood among many insiders is that George is batting for the other team. Think Rock Hudson or Cary Grant. He could never come out or his career would be completely in the toilet.

    I am not trying to start anything malicious here. I am merely stating what many people who have known George intimately have said quietly about him for a long time.

    And I really had a hard time believing it myself, but this Pam Anderson date? Come on, that was a very ill planned PR move by any stretch of the imagination.

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  8. George couldn’t wait to deny this story.. this is from People mag:
    “George Clooney is shooting down reports that he’s having a romance with former Baywatch star Pamela Anderson – dashing the dreams of gossip watchers everywhere.

    “I worked with Pam seven years ago and haven’t seen her since,” PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive said in a statement issued Friday. “And I’ve never been to that restaurant.”

    BTW, I don’t think he’s classy when it comes to women.. his taste is more for soft porn stars and coat check girls.. Krista Allen types. I don’t think he’s gay but I suspect he has some curious habits he likes to keep to himself. He paid his French ex good money to keep quiet after they split.

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