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David Beckham is signing on to play with Paris Saint-Germain. [CDAN]
All about Tennessee’s stupid “Don’t Say Gay” bill. [Jezebel]
Justin Bieber’s groping victim is 17, and she’s being bullied about it. [Amy Grindhouse]
Here’s Kim Kardashian showing off her bump. [Bossip]
Your cat is probably killing a bird RIGHT NOW. [Gawker]
Jason London’s mug shot is ridiculous. [Evil Beet]
Tyler Perry sent Oprah a lot of flowers for her b-day. [Wonderwall]
Taylor Swift tries to deny that she real estate-stalks her boyfriends. [Celebslam]
Danica Patrick already has a rebound boyfriend. (Cough, jumpoff?) [Bitten & Bound]
Stop trying to make your cat into a unicorn! [OMG Blog]
Val Kilmer tweeted a photo of his bedhead. [Seriously OMG WTF]
Check out pics of Jude Law’s fancy & colorful London home. [CityRag]
Beyonce without makeup still has great skin. [INFDaily]
God, when I was in college, I was all about Party Girl. [PopBytes]
Justin Timberlake will perform at the Grammys. You’re welcome! [Limelife]
Adrienne Maloof talks about how Brandi Glanville destroyed her family. [Life & Style]
Is Katie Holmes heading to law school?! [The Loop]
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Such gorgeous kids. Those boys can pull off suits better than most guys I know.
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Perfection.
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The Beckhams and Natalie Portman in one go?
France is getting popular!
Apparently he’s donating his entire five month salary to a children’s charity, though, so that’s a chock load of brownie points right there.
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Well, considering that’s tax deductible and that the tax on big salaries in France is rather high, I’m not going to applaud too hard…
Cynism in France, eh, what can I say? It’s our favourite game.
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I made a similar comment below. I’m sure Beckham isn’t lying when he says he’s going to donate his salary, but I’m willing to bet that his ‘salary’ is only a small part of the total amount of cash PSG will pay him over the next several months. Also, the manner in which he made the announcement, stating that he and the club had decided together to donate the money (since when do employees consult with their employers over how to spend their salary?) smacked of a PR move to me.
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The youngest boy looks exactly like dad.
Going to PSG would be perfect for all of them (Victoria’s fashion line, being in London in case Brooklyn gets into the Chelsea youth academy, being closer to family, etc.).
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I just read on People that VB and the kids are staying in London bc of their school. Makes sense
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I think they should bring the kids with them so they can see each other all the time. Then again I think the kids should be allowed to settle down instead of being shuttled back and forth.
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Beckham already said that his family will stay in London (It’s not very far away from Paris)
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He also said Posh and the boys would live in London still because they don’t want to take the kids out of school
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OMG I LOVE PARTY GIRL!
BEST PARKER POSEY MOVIE EVER!!!!
I caught it one night on cable when I was 17 and I swear it changed my life!
Also how does Guillermo Díaz remain so ageless?!?!?
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“He-he-hello!” Still works its way into my vocab now and again, and I ALWAYS think of Mary when ordering a falafel with hot sauce.
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and a seltzer!
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LOVE Parker Posey, but my favorite is House of Yes.
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Living in/near Paris should make it easier for ‘Posh’ to confer with the true designer of ‘her’ fashion line, Roland Mouret.
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I want Jude Law’s house. Preferably, with him still in it.
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Oh yeah…… <3
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Gosh this better be good for PSG, I mean first Zlatan (who is like a half-God for most now) and now him… They better finish Champs at the end of the season otherwise that’d be embarrassing, because as much as I like Beckham and as much as I get that it is an excellent PR/Marketing stunt and strategy for the PSG, he isn’t exactly the amazing free-kick magic foot he was back in the late 90′s, I’ve followed his matches with LA Galaxy and he has faded… Anyway I guess it’s for the prestige…
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I think it’s more of a PR move than a football move, and the short-term nature of the contract confirms that. At 37, Beckham is long past his best on the pitch, and he hasn’t played in a top league for years. However, signing him will win a lot of prestige for PSG, and will help in marketing their ‘brand’ internationally. These days, football is played in the boardroom almost as much as on the pitch.
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Yes, that’s also my assumption about why anyone would hire David Beckham at this point in his career. I am curious as to what he will do once his playing days are finally over, though. PSG is almost certainly the last stop for him.
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I could see him with some kind of clothing line. He will do something like that, the David Beckham brand is pretty big – it has to go to something.
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H7! She’s so adorable.
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LOVE!! been too long since i saw a pic of her. CHEEKS!
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I keep surprising myself at how much I still love Val Kilmer. Weight, crazy, his inability to stop pretending he’s Mark Twain…all of it. There is a hint of 80′s Kilmer in that photo and now all I want is to watch Willow this wekeend.
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They’re a beautiful family and actually seen very grounded. Look out Paris! Victoria would be able to adjust wherever she was.
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Harper is such a cutie!
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Bleck. I can’t stand Danica Patrick. She’s an average racer, at best, in the Sprint series. When she’s not causing accidents, anyway.
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Thank you!! I can’t stand that she’s in nascar now! She had one win in Indy! One!! She doesn’t deserve to be in the Sprint Cup at all! We all know she’s only there for ratings and commercialism. I hope she knows it too!
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Did you see her Go Daddy commercials? The worst!
As long as she stays away from Kasey Kahne and his car, I’ll be a happy camper.
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Considering my cat YOWLED ALL NIGHT LONG, she’s probably taking a break from bird killing to sleep. That means plenty of energy for more yowls tonight!
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So Paris lost Johnny Depp and gain the Beckhams and Natalie Portman. *debate*
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Donating all his wages too, class act.
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Maybe I’m cynical (no, definitely I’m cynical!) but I’m a bit skeptical about this ‘donating his entire salary’ claim. I don’t doubt that it’s true in the sense that Beckham won’t be paid a ‘salary’ during his time in Paris. However, I’m willing to bet that he is receiving a hefty financial ‘consideration’ – ie not technically a ‘salary’ – in return for his services. Note that he hasn’t revealed just how much his salary will be. I just can’t imagine that someone who’s shown himself so fond of money throughout his career is playing at PSG for nothing at all.
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This. It’s a tax dodge.
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HAHA, it doesn’t look like Kim K is showing off anything in that sheer shirt besides her camel toe. Well at least this shows she’s gaining weight and all she’s really doing is wearing bigger dresses and clothes.
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Yey After Ibrahimovic, Beckham… I think I just might go to a PSG game soon
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Can we vote on some other celebrities to export?
Beyonce
Kim K
Justin Beiber
Nicki minaj
Lindsay Lohan
Leeann rimes
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Throw in the whole Kartrashian clan, and I’ll sign off on this.
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Posh let loose as a resident of Paris?! Can you imagine?
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I give you full credit for planting the idea of Timberlake at the Grammy’s.
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Love katie but how can she go to law school without an undergrad degree?
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I just went through the pix of Judes house, imagining he still lives there, and placing my items amongst his, cozily. Dreams will be suhweet tonight.
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Ditto that….
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Gee, first Portman and now Beckham and his 2 balloons on a stick wife. I feel really bad for Paris. Why only stupid celebs move there?
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Am I the only one who is not impressed with Jude Law’s place? I mean 6.8 mil for that?!
I know that it’s London, but damn. The price seems a bit steep to me for what you get.
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The money is not necessarily the price of the house… it’s the postcode. If that same house was in my area it would only cost £500,000 max – my area (still a notorious mess) is in the process of gentrification, so the prices are going up and pricing out original dwellers.
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