Lindsay Lohan and Lady Gaga hung out once upon a time, last summer at the Chateau Marmont. There were rumors that Gaga offered to settle Lohan’s outstanding bill there, but that Lohan turned her down, eventually either convincing Marmont owner Andre Balazs to forgive the debt, or blackmailing Liz & Dick producers into paying it off, reports vary.
So Gaga wisely never gave Lohan money, and it’s not likely she ever will. Kaiser reminded me that Gaga busted Lohan with a pair of her earrings, lifted without her permission of course, after Lohan tweeted a photo of her jewelry cache/heist. Gaga tweeted to Lohan “ummmm are those my earrings??? this is awkward…:)” Not as awkward as when Lindsay later asked Gaga for a half a million dollar “loan.” The gall of this crackhead. Gaga is not stupid, and she didn’t even deign to personally respond to Lohan, she just had her people shut it down.
After accepting that $100,000 loan from Charlie Sheen to pay taxes… LiLo’s back pleading with Mega Gaga to pop her that half-mil now! Counting back rent on a BevHills mansion, plus huge legal bills from her string of arrests, insiders estimate she’s on the hook for a whopping $150 million bucks! But here’s the kicker: Gaga… just sent word through peeps that this time, bank’s closed! Says a close Lilo pal: “Gaga said that she just can’t help, but gave no explanation. Lindsay was especially hurt Lady G sent the message through one of her people – instead of picking up the phone and telling her directly. Lindsay was really counting on Gaga’s loan to get her back on her feet, but she’ll have to look elsewhere for a bailout.”
[From The National Enquirer, Mike Walker’s Column, print edition, February 11, 2013]
$150 million in debt?! I hope that’s wildly overestimated. So Lohan is broke yet again and living with her moms on Long Island, after ruining yet another rental property in LA and trashing a million in furnishings given to her by a home design show. This woman could have bought several very nice homes and paid cash for all of them over the years, but instead she’s blown her money on drugs, partying and luxury goods that she leaves lying on the floor. The cracken lives like a hoarder, she’s lived that way for years. Except fur coats, stolen diamonds and Louboutins are strewn all over the floor. Once the cops responded to a call at her home and assumed it was ransacked, it was such a mess. An officer stated so on the record to the AP. That was in 2009 and nothing has changed for her.
Of course Gaga isn’t going to “lend” Lohan 1/2 a million dollars for her to blow on lines and more hoarded Hermes purses. The only people lending Lohan money now are people like Charlie Sheen and some other rich benefactors, who know exactly what they’re getting out of it. It’s amazing to me that people can go broke on over seven figures a year.
This makes me wonder – if Lohan got the money from Gaga would she have paid Shawn Holley’s legal bills? I doubt it, she probably fired Holley because she didn’t want to take a plea deal and go to rehab, not because she couldn’t pay her bill. Mounds of debt have never stopped Lohan before. She’s nothing if not entitled.
Photo credit: WENN.com
Maybe someone should tell Crackie that she has hit rock bottom…she seems to be the only one who doesn’t know that.
This!
Yep. Rock bottom, and then a few miles under.
We should let her in on that little (huge) (not) secret.
GAGA is a smart girl by not giving the orange cracken cent. Cracken is nothing but a lying thief. Wouldn’t trust her with a dead snake laying in the road
I am not entretained by Lilo’s crack adventures anymore. I’m just sad now.
The more she drowns herself in it, the more difficult it will be for her to make a real change for her life in the future.
I kept hoping they’d put her behind bars so she will learn, but I think, at this point, she will only learn when she’s dead (given her lifestyle, it won’t be too long…)
So I’m saddened by this Crackies fate. It represents the fate of all crackies worldwide, only it’s taking her more time to reach rock bottom because she was beautiful, rich and relatively talented. What about all the crackies who can’t afford Hellers and Holleys? What about all the crackies who can’t ask Lady Gaga for a loan?
Sad crackie reality. Sad.
I’m sorry, I digress…
I wonder what her Mother is telling her to do? That is a sad thought. “Tips and tricks” just popped into my head.
Gaga was smart enough to say know everyone know a loan to Lilo means you won’t ever see a penny of it again. I hope Shawn goes after her too for all that cash she is owed. Lindsay gets money then blows it what happened to the couple of million her momanger was boasting about a few months ago? How long before the cops are called to Dina’s place do you think?
I suspect Lindsay is hitting up everyone she knows, including Gaga, for cash right now so she can get Shawn back.
Because I think Shawn would go back if Lindsay paid up. Shawn can obviously handle the Lohan circus, and Shawn’s reputation has only grown as people have seen how fantastic a job she’s done for a problematic client like Lindsay.
All the partying and drugs have really gotten to her face. :/
Both of them look horrid in those photos
agree – but isn’t it shocking how much younger Gaga looks than LiLo??? They’re about the same age, right?
They both look way older than their age.
ha ha ha ha, that’s all I got.. I think she should ask Franco for the money. In turn he can make her ridiculous life into an ART (fart) movie..
Brilliant. In fact, handcuff her to Franco. They’d make an awesome comedy routine together: smugie & crackie. 🙂
ha, think of all the adventures.
It’s the beginning of the end for her.
it started a long time ago
Just wanted you to know your moniker is hilarious. If you are worried, come to Canada, we’ll welcome you.
Shawn can sue, but she’ll never see a dime of the money- Lindsey’s judgement proof. She has no assets and her bank accounts have been seized by the IRS (if she owned anything else of value like a house, cars, etc,. They would have taken that too). There is nothing for Shawn to take, even though she’d surely win in court.
$150 million is insane. I know she’s a cracktastrophe and a menace to society, but c’mon – I think someone’s finger must have slipped on the keyboard.
+1
+1
No way it’s $150 million. I might believe 15, but not 150.
Yeah… But let’s assume she never ever pays for anything. So she owes taxes, rent at luxurious houses and hotels (for months long stays), legal fees to attorneys, all those bails, misc credit card debt which must be sky high, plastic surgeons… And imagine if she owes money to drug dealers!
And she supports her family so think of Dina’s debts which Lindsay has to pay for. Rent, taxes, credit card debt, car payments, etc.
Not to mention many stints in rehab, countless bi-coastal flights, and she has a thing for jewelry..remember, she is Elizabeth Taylor reincarnated. Diamonds alone could be worth millions.
I agree, 150 mill is way too much, even for this snatch. I’m glad Celebitchy speculated as to why Lindsay fired Shawn Holly. I wondered on here yesterday why Lindsay did something so stupid.
If that $150 million includes her tax liens, I might buy it. But it still sounds high.
I don’t buy that Blohan is $150M in debt. Even with her lifestyle, that seems awfully high. I think the figure is lower than $15M.
I saw yesterday new photos of Lara Flynn Boyle. It’s not nice thing to say but LiLo looks like her. Bloated skinny-fat body and face, duck lips. Disgusting. BTW I think jail is the best solution for Lindsay tody.
Incredibly, Lohan looks a hell of a lot better compared to Gag-gag.
$150 million? How she raked in that much money and blew it all (heh, blow) away would be a hell of a story. Trashy as it would be I’d definitely read a biography on this girl.
This is what I think of when I see the new pics of Lohan in the courtroom. Must be her lips. She of course is the snowman.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JlVqfC8-UI
Oh my how the walls are closing in on her now…
I love that herp-a-derp picture of her from court.
I actually thought Gaga was dressed up AS Lohan in that photo… like, a Lindsay costume.
Exactly,u just read my mind,even their double chins look similiar
OMG Me too!
would she declare bankruptcy??
That no-good thief would probably plan to file bankruptcy AFTER getting several personal loans, so she wouldn’t have to pay those back either.
Not my specialty, but not everything is dischargable in bankruptcy, especially taxes. And a trustee would sell her assets-bye-bye diamonds and Birkens!
She still seems like an idiot to me.
She let Lindsey “Sticky Fingers” Lohan around her because…what?
Lindsey is just so misunderstood? No one was gonna see the true Lindsey till Messiah Gaga stepped in? Gaga is so ART that she knew she would see the true metaphor or Lohan?
What I’m getting at is Lindsey may not have gotten a loan, but she still got Gaga’s earrings. Another souvenir for the ‘I screwed you over’ pile
She wastes money on luxury items she trashes and supports her family on whatever suits her to do for cash and leaves destruction and burning bridges behind.. It’s a wonder she has the brains to act as a victim to so cleverly lie and wheedle anyone out of cash-gifts, pay back loans..? Oh hell no.. once given it’s all mine fool;.. settled debts, work for the man.. deal with taxes obeying the law and staying out of trouble.. jail ..is only hard work ..for remorseful chumps..
CB:
See NY Post cover story on Gaga and her being sued by her former assistant for OT. The testimony is hilarious!
OMG!! THANK YOU for the heads up on that!! Insane! Everybody should read and come back to discuss.
I’m assuming there will be a Very Special post dedicated to this in short order 😉
ooh Mayor Koch died! He was said to be a closeted guy
Dang, that’s an epic rant. Thanks for the tip
No more love for Lady Gaga: she has slaves
I just read it and I’m completely disgusted by Lady Gaga. Queen of the Universe in her world? And she doesn’t pay her employees overtime? Yet I’m sure she expects them to work overtime for her and be at her beck and call. I really have no respect for Gaga anymore. She needs to get over herself (she’s bordering on Beyonce ego) and her costumes/appearance is just sad already. I used to be a fan of hers, still enjoy her music, but I’m liking Gaga as a person less and less.
“I expect there to be a certain level of, like, you know, knowledge and academia about, like, your job,” – this quote from Gaga in the article is priceless.
Also, why does Gaga mention Terry Richardson so much? Sick and weird… I also kind of think Gaga’s “assistants” are likely hanger-ons too.
Not paying overtime violates labor laws. She could be in a heap o trouble if a govt agency investigates.
So says the NYU dropout who hasn’t produced a truly original song since 2005…
It only violates labor laws if they are an hourly employee. If they are exempt and draw a salary, that means they are expempt from labor laws regarding overtime. Most assistants are paid this way. Most assistants are not paid for travel, as this is not considered “work”, etc.
I find it a bit weird that Gaga is testifying, and not her business management company or other team members that would be the ones administering payroll. It isn’t like Gaga would be the one gathering timesheets and calculating OT.
Gag-gag refers to the plaintiff as a “disgusting human being” and claims she’s nice to everybody who has worked for her.
“I expect there to be a certain level of, like, you know, knowledge and academia about, like, your job,” she said.”
Because, like, she knows so much about academia herself, like, as somebody who plagiarizes everything she does and dropped out halfway through their sophomore year at NYU.
WOAH!!! I cringed through it all. What a fucking disgusting person Gaga is.
I wouldn’t ever wanna be HER friend. God.
“I said, ‘Jennifer, this is really inappropriate in front of Terry Richardson,’ ”
LMAO oh man, she actually WOULD say that. I can’t wait to use that on someone…next time one of my friends acts out at the bar, lol
“And she was like, ‘Don’t I get some sort of seniority because I’ve been here longer and I’m your friend?’ ” Gaga said.”
I’m sorry, but the way I see it, if you can look at someone who has been there for you as an assistant and friend and say “no I’m sorry but you having a decent night’s sleep so you can do your job for me tomorrow is SO not as important as the opinion of this random celebrity I’m currently obsessed with” then YOU are the asshole, not your friend.
Jesus, her face.
Micha Barton once looked this way. Just creepy.
Omg the second to last picture. The fillers are making her look incredibly derpy. She cannot control her mouth or cheeks. I look at her and I hear “hurrrrr duurrrrrr I’m sick. I can’t fly to court derpppp.”
How embarrassing that she stole from Gaga and then asked her for half a million dollars. HALF A MILLION! One less friend, dipsh*t. Congrats.
I seriously hope they bust her for something good and lock her up for at least a year. Biggest trainwreck in the history of Hollywood and that says something.
Derpy:
http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Derpy
She looks really bad in these pics…unwashed and tweaked out.
Apparently they stayed [still staying?] at the Beverly Hills hotel for this latest courtroom drama.
Fact: The Sultan of Brunei [or The Brunei Investment Agency which is essentially the same thing] owns the Beverly Hills hotel.
Remember who paid for Lindsay to come to London and put her up at The Dorchester, a hotel also owned by the Sultan? None other than his son, Prince Azim.
The Sultan also owns The New York Palace [New York],Hôtel Plaza Athénée [Paris] and Hotel Bel-Air [Los Angeles]. If Crackie ends up at any of these hotels, it’s not too far fetched to assume that Prince Azim is picking up the tab.
@Lak…very interesting! I was wondering how she could afford the Beverly Hills hotel. Nice detective work, I think you’ve “cracked” the case!
I think she should start dressing up as Liz Taylor for all of her future court appearances.
I am betting the next thing is…Lilo gets religious.
…but in a crackie way
Oh lord, I bet you’re right.
$150 million in debt? I don’t think that’s an accurate figure. Glad Gaga said no, she is so entitled and gross. LL would probably never pay it back or put it towards her debt anyway. Plus it’s not other people’s job to dig her out of the mess she has created of her life. Time to get a real job and stop thinking that you are some A list ingenue Lilo. You look at least 20 years older than your 26 years, seriously, those court photos are terrible, she looks so bloated and haggard.
I don’t believe she’s in THAT much debt. I imagine if she was, she would have asked for much more from Gaga. MUCH more.
I always love the line: “Lindsay thought they were friends”. Lindsay always thinks she’s “friends” with people who obviously want nothing to do with her. Or that someone who wouldn’t have anything to do with her would want to work together or some dumb shit. She’s mad at Gwyneth Paltrow making fun of all the times she’s been in rehab on ‘Glee’ because “she thought they were friends”. She’s mad at Rosie O’Donnell for saying she has no business playing Elizabeth Taylor because “she thought they were friends”. She wrote that weird freaky email years ago about how Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton were “willing to have a conversation with her and help her”. She had that “unnamed project” she was trying to get Sean Penn and Seth Rogan involved with. Then she was trying to get Jennifer Lawrence in a remake of “Thelma and Louise” with a “Natural Born Killers” layout (how does that even begin to make sense?). Then that Stevie Nicks biopic that never existed because she made it all up. Crashing that J. Edgar party because “she needed to see Leo.”
Seriously, Lindsay, when are you going to realize that people with careers don’t want to have anything to do with you? They make fun of you behind your back and shake their heads. They probably regard you with disgust. You have about as much chance of working with Jennifer Lawrence and getting a loan from Lady Gaga as I do. Probably less. You display the same sort of delusion as a four-year-old girl at Disney World thinking the chick playing Cinderella is really Cinderella and really IS going to be her best friend. You are the human equivalent of an aristocrats joke– gross and funny, but never respectable in any sense.
P.S.: Does anyone think Gaga looks JUST LIKE Princess Beatrice of York in that picture? I mean that in a good way, because I actually think Princess Bea is really pretty (when she’s not wearing diaphragms on her head. But I could say that about Gaga as well).
Maybe they were friends until Gaga saw she stole her earrings. That would have done it for me.
I had a friend who stole from me. We were friends for about 15 years and I drove to her house, proved she had my shit, took it back and never spoke to her again. It was clothes. Bitch.
Meh. I love a good Crackie story like everyone else but I’m not buying LL is $150 million in debt. No way. And also, I thought the LG earrings tweet was a joke? Although I have no trouble believing that the Crackie asked LG for money. I just don’t understand why one of her rich dudes isn’t paying off big portions of her debt? They are definitely skeevy but maybe not quite as stupid as I first thought.
Eeek…those two top photos should come with an eye warning.
And, the pounds of gross fake hair on both Lohan and Gaga are HORRIBLE. I could go downtown to a cheap wig store and do WAYYYY better for $29.99.
The debt figure is totally believable. Fall a few months behind on. $10K monthly Beverly Hills rental house, defense attorney who bills at over $500/hour, breach of contract for everything (design show etc)….it adds up fast.
Eh 150 million is not surprising. Alone she owes about 750000 of taxes on the gifts Bravo couldnt take back. I mean truthfully indont think her debt has accumilated that much bit if ot was confirmed it really wouldnt shock me. This is a girl who complained about taxes, then you remember she hasnt payed them in years.
Seems like someone dropped a decimal point in that part about how much in debt she is.
The amount of money that equates to means there is some serious creditors out there, like banks that own credit cards, cars, houses and such. No way she is skating off on those.
Did she buy a few houses / mansions and then not pay for them? Even then that is a lot of money left…
I can easily seeing her being in the 1-10 million debt range though.
Hmmm actually, maybe someone is adding the amount she owes for her drug / alcohol abuse???
Good on Gaga though, unlike Sheen, You don’t give an ADDICT the means to continue to harm themselves. I wonder how much of Sheens money went somewhere else?
I thought that $150 mil sounded like too high a figure also, but then I figured they must be including all the money she owes to her dealers!
I hate those outfits. Both ladies look like witches. Lindsey has utterly lost her sense of shame. I would die to ask somebody to ‘loan’ me half a million dollars. Lindsey was once on top of the world and she is now a beggar! She should really have tried to stop drugs and alcohol 5 years ago. It’s too late now.
LEAVE LINDSEY ALONE!! Oh wait, I meant Brittany…nevermind.
Maybe it’s time for Lindsay and Mama Lohan to put some applications in to Burger King, McDonalds or Taco Bell. I can see them working the drive thru.
pee test and then random testing there after, at least in my area.
I would LOL but it’s true and really sad.
There is not a hell of a lot Lindsay can do to earn a living right now. She wrecked her chances in her chosen career(s), she has no training or skills to enter other fields, and she’s too screwed up to even hold down a McJob.
I highly doubt even BloatHan is $150M in debt.
I imagine LL’s Tombstone some day…next month…
RIP Lindsay Lohan
Here Lies Lindsay Lohan
Who Counted on Skipping Prison
by Blowing a 4.6″ ft tall Lawyer Man
“She ‘Twas A Great CrackBooty” the People Cried
coke bloated, Busted, generic plastic surgery, bra-less, Tits-a-bounty,extensions, cigarette burned
Balding Beauty
“With Tremendous Talent”
For Theiving, Drugging, Boozing, Crying, Fighting, Plastic Surgery-ng’, Lying, Bankruptcy-ng’, Crying, Hookering
May She Rest in Piece’s of a Once Mirrored Bed
Now THIS I’ll toast with a cracktini! Good call, Gaga.
There once was a girl named Lohan
who had to give men a good blowin
to pay all her bills
and buy all her pills
couldn’t get no more jobs except ho’in
Post of the day!
SNAPS to MrsBPitt! good post.
damn girl…..peeps are getting sick and tired of playing your game!!! the nerve!!! she has got some balls, girl should hold an auction for her balls only!
I LOVE this! it goes against every single self contr “Do the right thing, avoid catastrophe’s” and that sucks when sometimes you wanna just blow $$$ and have FUN.
I’m kinda obsessed w/ the AnE Hoarders, I find it psychologically fascinating! adult Hoarders often have a childhood/early adulthood trauma that convinces them that they need to hold on to ‘sstuff’ and they build a wall of ‘stuff’ in their homes to protect them.
what was her trauma?
her parents
Sorry – I call BS on that one. My father was abusive to my mother and was a complete loon. I did not turn out like La Lohan. The same can be said for millions of others who come from homes like hers. You can only blame your parents for your problems for so long. This girl has had second, third fourth and fifth chances and has blown every single one of them. Her issue is herself.
Actually she had parasites for parents.
The toubling part in all this is: banks and other financial institutions are blinded by her star personna and don’t cut her off. Well….guess who ultimately pays the price? The regular punters that will have to pay 10% deposits to buy a crappy house. Because that’s banks tend to get conservative with.
She should just become Charlie Sheen’s next girlfriend- he’ll take care of her. Charlie has a thing for broke down women it seems.
I can believe she’s that much in debt: she hasn’t paid taxes in YEARS (and the IRS likes their interest, you know); she hasn’t paid a hotel bill in YEARS (how many has she been blacklisted from now?); the rent on her $8K PER MONTH rental is way over-due; HOW many “leased” or “rented” Porsches has she wrecked now? (3?…4?); how many “breach of contract” suits is she subject to for her various acts of f*ckery on-set, etc…?
Not to mention her legal fees, and the many people she’s hit with drinks, cars, and fists over the last 7-9 years or so…
Let us remember, she’s been in legal trouble (and a mess of the highest order) for at least the last 7-9 years.
That kind of thing can really add up on a Cracken.
YES! YES! YES!
If she can owe Shawn Holley $300,000, racked up in one year or less, what else and who else is she owing money to.
And we know the Cracken doesn’t do cheap. everything has to be the absolute best. The absolute best costs money.
And sadly, she is her family’s financial support. I doubt any of them spend cheaply.
So it adds up in the end, but all on her tab.
She is 26. Homeless. Broke. Doesn’t own a car. Is a drug and alcohol addict. How about when she’s 40? 50? You know she’ll never lose her pride to break down and get a normal job, but will continue to live in her delusional world where she is a star. The movie roles won’t come in. She has ruined her chances in film once and for all. How is she going to survive????????
Debt amt. possible. Mj was 500 mil in red, Corey Haim owed about the same as Lindz in unpaid taxes, so his actual debt I’m guessing was in the 100 mils. All three had astronomical medical and private Doctor (dealer?) expenses. Even Whitney Houston owed 4mil on drug debt alone. (speculated)
I too think the debt anount is entirely possible. Not only do the oldest debts date back 7 or 8 years, but her indebtedness has been feeding off its own fat in the form of accrued interest.
I also think her debt is possible, only in the last seven/eight years she came into the spotlight with the amount of debt she owed, but before that who knows? She owes the IRS, car rental companies, countless hotels, owes on rental homes, tons of other expenditures and god knows how many credit cards she has & how much debt is on each. Not to mention how much in bail she has paid over the last several years. My question is for someone who has her accounts frozen how in the f-k does she pay for hotel rooms? Her mother lives off Lindsay’s income, which right now is zero so we know she isn’t getting it from her parents.
Not that she will ever look as good as Marilyn Monroe, I see her on the same road. All she has left to do is sleep with a president, sing him happy birthday and if she keeps on doing what she has been she wont be around much longer….
Surely there is some sheik in Dubai who needs an escort?