Dina Lohan wants Lindsay to get married & have babies: ‘I just want to babysit!’

Dina Lohan has a new delusional, ridiculous interview with Mario Lopez on Extra. I guess Dina didn’t want to sit through another interview with Entertainment Tonight, because their interviewer really went after her the last time. So it’s time for Extra! And it’s chaos and insane. The video is below, and we’ll discuss it after.

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Some highlights of the interview:

When asked if trouble seems to find Lindsay or Lindsay finds trouble,” her mother replied, “A little bit of both. I really think she’s a target and since I am a single parent, I think they think there’s a weaker link that she doesn’t have as much protection around her.”

Dina said living in New York, closer to the family, is one way to keep Lindsay safe, “I have been trying to get her out of [L.A.] for five years… she’s safer at home.”

As for the rumors the mother and daughter were reportedly turned away from two hotels when they arrived in Los Angeles for Lindsay’s recent court appearance, Dina laughed, “That was so silly. We got to the hotel, and there were so many paparazzi, so we opted out. We went to another hotel, the suites were full and then we ended up at the Beverly Hills Hotel.”

Dina also said she is sick of being a tabloid target, calling herself the most misunderstood mom in America. She has written a new tell-all book, “A Parent Trapped,” which details the Lohan family drama, including her relationship with ex-husband Michael Lohan.

Dina explained, “I don’t really want to speak about that on camera, but I’ve been a single mom my whole life. I’ve had sole custody and my other three have had no relationship with him… Yes, I feel like I’m the victim of domestic violence for years, so if I can save a life or change a life. I want it to be a helpful book. I’m always hopeful things will get better and slowly, but surely hopefully they are.”

Dina is also hoping that Lindsay can clear up her legal problems when she goes to court in March. Another thing Dina would like to do, “Dancing with The Stars.” Mario, “Who would you be partnered with?” Dina, “Max.” Mario, “He’s supposed to be strict.” Dina, “I like that.”

On the subject of Max, Mario asked about the rumored relationship between Max from “The Wanted” and Lindsay, “Okay, speaking of Max, that’s a good segway, Lindsay’s been hanging out with Max of “The Wanted.” Dina, “I can’t go there, that’s personal, but yes he’s lovely.” Dina went on to admit, “They are very good friends, he’s a sweetheart.”

As for what Dina would like Lindsay to do in the future, Mario asked, “Would you like to see Lindsay married with kids?” Dina says, “Yes! I just want to babysit.”

[From Extra]

So much ridiculousness in one short interview, right? Let’s take it point by point. One, why is Lindsay “the weaker link”? Dina talks as if SHE is the famous one and her poor crackie daughter just grew up in the spotlight because of Dina’s enormous fame! Two, LL now living in NY with Dina – Dina just wanted her closer because Dina wants to “momager/pimp” her all of the time. Three, “opting out” of the hotel because there were paparazzi? HAHAHAHA. Four, Dina’s book, A Parent Trapped. How asinine. How trashy. Five, why does Dina still talk about Lindsay like she’s under 18 years old?! Why is Dina still talking about “sole custody” – that’s not something to brag about, especially considering how Lindsay has turned out.

And finally, Lindsay getting married and having kids? Jesus. Is that the next cracked-out con? Lindsay is going to try to land a married man and have his kid? SMH.

Also – Radar has a new video of Dina acting kind of out of it, and they claim she was totally drunk in the middle of the day. Which wouldn’t be surprising at all, but the video doesn’t show her as, like, a fall-down drunk. She seems like she’s just kind of out of it and “maintaining”. You can see it here.

Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.

 

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  1. Sadie says:

    Nooooooooooooo! – the world

  2. BooBooLaRue says:

    My god this woman is an offensive wench. Off with her!

  3. MonicaQ says:

    Darth Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  4. lori says:

    Oh for F sake…..that what the girl needs, to be knocked and in the slammer?? ( I hope you all can hear the sarcasm)

  5. judyjudy says:

    She could always babysit Michael’s new kid.

  6. Elceibeno says:

    Lindsey should be forced to have her fallopian tubes tied until she goes through drug rehab and until she learns to behave like a reasonable human being.

  7. Little Darling says:

    This makes me sad, not snarky. She’s so amazingly messed up, delusional..Lindsay’s problems are of a single mom not being able to protect her properly? Not enough good people to surround her?

    BE A GOOD MOTHER AND ALL YOU NEED IS TO BE THAT ONE PERSON!

    This woman. No wonder it is as it is.

  8. Sam says:

    If Lindsay were ever to get pregnant and give birth, a Child Services caseworker would have to step in front of the doctor, make the catch and immediately flee. Lindsay’s track record is so bad that it might be the first time in history that a pre-emptive emancipation occurs (joking – sorta, kinda).

  9. Nicolette says:

    Good Lord no. No No No. How would she be able to hold her crack pipe to light it while she’s holding a bottle to feed the baby? She can’t take care of herself, so she should have a baby? Her body is so toxic I can’t imagine how it would effect a growing fetus.

    This is just so wrong. No, a thousand times NO!

  10. brin says:

    Yeah, I wouldn’t let her babysit a hamster. What a mess of a woman.

  11. Arock says:

    If I was a guy I would go into her crack cave with out a hazmat suit on and some Lysol. But of course there might be some poor guy who roofies himself into copulating. I feel sorry for anybody whose mother is like this, however it would be the perfect reason not to go to jail in march, perhaps a argument for house probation or delayed sentencing?

  12. Mandy says:

    OMG at that video of her practically chasing that kid down the street. I so would have been “get away from my baby Mother Crackie”!

  13. hmm says:

    Wow, that video reminds me of my mother when she’s had a couple margaritas! LOL Bitch is DRUNK.

  14. Katie says:

    There’s this line in “King of the Hill” where Hank says to Peggy (I’m paraphrasing), “It’s our fault. I guess somewhere along the way we forgot to teach the boy shame.”

    I feel like neither Lindsay nor Dina knows shame. Dina should be ashamed that her daughter is a thug, a drug addict, a blight on society. And that she isn’t ashamed is the root of the problem, because if she doesn’t know the shame of the mess that she takes sole responsibility in raising, there’s no way Lindsay feels shame in her actions.

  15. Mia 4S says:

    Dear Lord, she was tipsy as hell. Right? Please tell me she wasn’t sober.

    She talks about Lilo like she is seventeen years old, she’s TWENTY-SIX for crying out loud! These aren’t the “college years” anymore. What, is she doing her PhD in crack?

  16. Happymom says:

    She also stays delusional because, as an example, people at the Grove are like-ohhh, look! That woman with the little girl was so excited to see her, get her photo with Dina-ick. And then she’s interviewed by Mario Lopez? In her mind, she’s a celebrity.

  17. Nanz01 says:

    Why do these tabloid shows still give Dina Lohan a platform? She spews the same bullish*t over and over. It’s old and played out.

  18. JL says:

    Holy Crack Batty mom.

    Once again it’s all about Dina, when will she get that no one cares about her or Lindsey for that matter.

    We are all on here reading this for morbid entertainment, not respect for acting abilities, jealousy or love.

    Now why I love me some Lilo drama, I mean we might as well get something out of her wasted life (figuratively and literally) I draw the line at her having child. I can’t go there for shear entertanment value.

    Plus it’s a crime to have a child born addicted and it would take more than a rabbits’ foot to move DHR.

    As for Dina and her ‘fame’ – STFU you drunken, pimp-mama prostitute, no one is persecuting you – you’ve hung yourself with a golden rope so take the consequences like a big girl.

  19. lurker says:

    I’m sorry, but you lost me at “segway.” Aargh!

  20. Dee Cee says:

    Noodle-head mom needs virgin Lohan blood to sell.. sheese..

  21. Isa says:

    I may be reading too much into this but I think this statement about wanting Lindsay to have babies shows that Dina knows the Hollywood dream is over for Lindsay. She’ll never be able to have a legit career again, and none of her other children have much promise. So the best thing (in Dina’s muddled mind) to do is for Lilo to work on producing a new generation for Dina to mold into her slaves. She probably hopes that lightning will strike twice and the kid/s will inherit some of Lindsay’s long-gone looks and talent.

  22. Shannon says:

    Just what the world needs…another crack baby. No.

  23. bopit says:

    let’s face it… there are too many Lohans (+1 as of last week)out there with functioning reproductive parts. unfortunately, the gene pool won’t be closing just yet.

  24. Ciru says:

    This rancid mothercracker. I can’t with this beeyotch.

  25. The Original Mia says:

    Does she not realize who her daughter is? She raised that narcissistic parasite and there’s no way that chick is going to have babies and settle down.

  26. Maddie says:

    Dinar is a lazy enabling self centered B. She relied on her daughter to support the whole family at the height of Lindsey’s fame.

    Sad part is now that Lindsey is broke she still seems to want a handout from her daughter.

    If Ali’s career would have taken off, Lindsey would be an afterthought in Diana’s life.

    Dinar is going to be the cause of Lindsey death because she defends her to the end instead of encouraging her to get help, her mom parties with her.

  27. QQ says:

    Um WHO THE HELL would Let Dina Babysit so Much as a potted plant let alone an effing live baby?

  28. Relli says:

    Wait i but i though Lindsay was a child? Isn’t that what she was crowing about just a few year ago, that ALL THESE PEOPLE were just picking on a little girl who was still trying to find her way…

    Children raising children is never a good idea, we do not need another Jenelle on our hands and given White Oprah’s track record she should be raising anymore children.

  29. GeeMoney says:

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. That’s all I have to say about that.

  30. KellyinSeattle says:

    She and Charlie Sheen could have kids together, and Denise Richards could watch them.
    Dina and Lindsay to child: “Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake baker’s man, roll me a joint as fast as you can”

  31. Jazz says:

    Whenever I’m feeling bad about my life or I’ve had a shitty day, I just think – “Well it could be worse, I could be Lindsay Lohan” and I immediately feel better.

    Thanks Linds!

  32. Holden says:

    Mario Lopez, Lindsay Lohan or Dina Lohan, call in the napalm.

  33. Babalon says:

    I think that the weak link comment was a reference to the ex husband, not Lindsay.

    The thought of Cracken and Mother Cracken influencing another young human gives me chills. Please, no. Fix the daughter you have, lady.

  34. K-rock says:

    “She’s a target” lamest statement ever.

  35. lucy2 says:

    1- Keep that woman away from any and all children.
    2 – Single parent? The “kid” in question is 26. Time to drop that argument.
    3- NY is better? Last time she was there she hit a guy with her car and punched a psychic.

  36. Brandi says:

    A couple of nights ago I dreamed Lindsay had a baby! (I must read way too much Celebitchy.) She gave birth on a subway in NY three days after Kate had her baby and we hadn’t even known LL was pregnant. Let’s hope that is one dream that does not come true!!

  37. TheWendyNerd says:

    Dina always talks about Lindsay like she’s ten years old. As long as Lindsay’s a “child”, she can’t be held responsible for her actions.

    As for Lindsay having children of her own, I’m convinced she’d be an abuser. Not only is she horribly irresponsible an a child of abuse ( not saying all children of abuse become abusers, but that can have a huge influence) but she always Ames others for her problems. A lot of the psychological stuff behind abuse stems from abusers taking out their problems and poor feelings abou themselves on others. I assure you, that kid would be blamed for her career stalling, for all her bad luck. We’d see her kid never getting picked up from school on time and when an inquiry is made, the kid would be blamed for that too. For “embarrassing” his/her mother that way. If s/he was lucky, s/he would just be neglected beyond belief. Furthermore, there is no way Lindsay would be able to share the attention with a child. I could see her feeding the kid tons of crappy food and keeping them from exercising so that they’d get fat and wod never be as “hot” as she is. I could also see her exploiting and even encouraging bad behavior from her kid so that she can cry to the tabloids about having a “troubled” child and blaming the kid for all her troubles that way. Lindsay with a mid would be more grotesque and terrifying than The Human Centipede 2.

  38. janie says:

    Oh my gosh? Is she serious about a baby? She wants to babysit! Is there a man alive that would allow her to watch his baby?I think she’s had something done to her face.. What a nightmare.

  39. Cody says:

    All I have to say on this subject,is OMG,what a dysfunctional family.

  40. Madriani's Girl says:

    I see Dina is taking a cue from Lindsay’s playbook and wearing no bra in that last pic. Klassy.

  41. Izzy says:

    If Lindsay Lohan reproduces, I’m leaving the planet.

  42. Jess says:

    Crack babies from a crack family. Way to go, Dina Lohan.

  43. dorothy says:

    Lindsay had such a great role model for a mother. NOT!

  44. Lemony says:

    Have a baby? Does she even have a uterus? I thought that was her Crack Cave.

  45. G says:

    Dina. Please go to rehab. Nothing is good is going to happen for you till you get clean.

  46. Kate says:

    Dina is whY I can never quite shake having some sympathy for LiLo. I just wonder what she’d have been like with a normal – hell, even marginally adequate – upbringing.

  47. erika says:

    only loho can make Chanel look like an item from the ‘Free’ rack at Salvation Army…whats up with the cleavage bulge?

    Dina’s book belongs in the fictional section. how can u expect to read any truth from any of them? “Ali is currently studying Korean language overseas…” sure she is! in between the sheets of rich perverts

  48. JL says:

    Dina needs to babysit the child she has, take care of the child she has, support the child she has (instead of the child supporting her) and set an example for the child she has –

    Great, glad Dina is ready to babysit! Get on it Dina, babysit the one you have!

  49. samantha says:

    If Lindsay had kids, can you imagine how screwed up they would be? smh

  50. Bess says:

    First of all, I can never figure out if Dina even knows that she’s lying at this point. Does she really believe all of her bs?

    Also, I love how she refers to Michael Jr., Ali and Cody as “… my other three”. She can’t even mention their names because she’s so fixated on LL.

    How can Dina even think about LL having kids with the amount of legal and financial problems that she has right now. Those aren’t going to go away overnight.

    Crackie’s most significant romantic relationship was with a woman. She and Samantha Ronson were on and off for years and there have been rumors of the Cracken with other women too. LL is bisexual or gay. I don’t know what went on with the Cracken and Max George, but it’s definitely not a long term thing. He’s denying the relationship.

  51. DEB says:

    Yeah, lol, right. LOL! Who would let a gin-soaked, pill-potted delusional cig-smoker like Dina Lohan babysit? Come off it. What an airhead.

  52. LadyL says:

    Babysit? She still has one kid she’s neglecting to mother.

    I’m glad we’re talking about poor missing Allie. Time was up moths ago on her trip to break into modeling in Korea?!?!? Not Milan or Paris, too old school. I thought she might be out on contract to some sultan.

  53. babythastarsshinebrite says:

    Isn’t it ironic? Don’t ya think?

  54. Melanie says:

    Dina needs to “babysit” Lindsay.

  55. fritanga says:

    And to Dina Lohan, “babysit” means “put that kid out on the ho stroll as soon as possible – grandma will need a new Birkin bag soon!”

  56. Bread and Circuses says:

    Translation: “Lindsay’s about done, so I need fresh meat. We can have that kid in commercials by age five.”

  57. skuddles says:

    I’m sure Dina is only thinking about how she could become the next Kris Krapdassian and exploit the $ituation for all it’s worth. And what’s more disturbing is the plan could actually succeed. Some network would undoubtedly agree to give a Mommy Lilo a reality show since they know viewers would flock to watch her drive over the baby with her car, forget it in dressing rooms, attempt to sell it on EBay or pawn it for crack, spray paint it orange, blame it for all her criminal shenanigans, etc etc etc.

    • Gemini08 says:

      Well one thing Kris Kardashian may have her issues but she is a smart business woman- Dina is not. And Two Kris doesn’t have alcoholic drug-addicted daughters to wrangle. And let’s not forget Dina’s own obvious substance abuse problem.

  58. grabbyhands says:

    Cripes, haven’t they polluted the gene pool enough already?

  59. MisJes says:

    It pains me to even say something slightly defensive for this woman, but she wasn’t referring to Lindsay when she said we “weak link” – She was saying that the absence of her father in her life made it harder to protect her.

    God, what a mess.

  60. Sugar says:

    A while back when DWTS *cough* wanted LILO I immediately thought um no Dina rocket Lohan wants DWTS but in the guise that LILO wanted to do it. Then in Joan Crawford mode Dina is ready to high kick her way onto the stage to save the day & be a star. Wheee.
    I’m a big fan of the work of the late Joan Crawford but she was drunk as can be when she filled in for her daughter had on that soap.

  61. Me Not You says:

    Yeah, keeping Lindsay in New York has done wonders for her. Not out at clubs till 4 am and of course, not punching anyone out, right Dina?

  62. lulu1 says:

    Her face hardly moves, seems frozen on one side in the Lopez interview.
    In the other segment, yes – she’s drunk, and I’m sorry but saying that baby is the most beautful child she’s ever seen, is…… a slight exaggeration….
    Dina’s so cool though – did ya see her high-fivin the big boy??? Wow, sooooooo mature. And soooooo false. If you want to adopt this baby, or babysit it, you’ll need to give your contact details.
    Oh she did, didn’t she? The Beverley Hills. Shout it out, not everyone heard!!!!!

  63. Gemini08 says:

    Why does Lindsay need her Mom around her 24 hours a day to stay out of trouble?? All that means is that 1.Dina sucks as a parent if at the ripe old age of 26 her daughter still can;t figure out right from wrong and 2. Highlights the co-dependent relationship these two have. I was raised by a single mother. And my Mom actually lives with me now. We are very close. But I don’t NEED her around me all the time.

  64. Laura says:

    Seriously, did no one mention ‘I’ve been a single mom my whole life’?
    Dina’s been a single mom since she was born!!