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		<title>By: WTF?!?!</title>
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		<dc:creator>WTF?!?!</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 22:29:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;add&quot;

ROFL.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;add&#8221;</p>
<p>ROFL.
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		<title>By: WTF?!?!</title>
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		<dc:creator>WTF?!?!</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 22:09:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Example of bad journalism:
“Neither of my children [is] married.&quot;

No need for the original source to ad &quot;is&quot;-- married is also a verb.

The Internet makes &#039;news outlets&#039; stupid.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Example of bad journalism:<br />
“Neither of my children [is] married.&#8221;</p>
<p>No need for the original source to ad &#8220;is&#8221;&#8211; married is also a verb.</p>
<p>The Internet makes &#8216;news outlets&#8217; stupid.
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		<title>By: Christina X</title>
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		<dc:creator>Christina X</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 07:34:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Maybe if he wasn&#039;t such a douche, he&#039;d get a girlfriend.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Maybe if he wasn&#8217;t such a douche, he&#8217;d get a girlfriend.
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		<title>By: Tooty</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tooty</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 07:21:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>They don&#039;t call him Ryan Gaycrest for nothing !!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>They don&#8217;t call him Ryan Gaycrest for nothing !!!
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		<title>By: kate</title>
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		<dc:creator>kate</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 05:40:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>yes but is he a straight gay man or a gay straight man?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>yes but is he a straight gay man or a gay straight man?
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		<title>By: Jane</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jane</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 01:16:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That was a homophobic comment.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That was a homophobic comment.
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		<title>By: california angel</title>
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		<dc:creator>california angel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 22:49:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>With a mother like that, who needs a girlfriend? Yeesh. I would avoid women like the plague. &quot; I&#039;ve believe in marriage before children.&quot; Blah, blah, blah. Well, I believe that no one would even (edit) know who the hell you  are if it wasn&#039;t for your hard-working son and his overly-exposed face!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>With a mother like that, who needs a girlfriend? Yeesh. I would avoid women like the plague. &#8221; I&#8217;ve believe in marriage before children.&#8221; Blah, blah, blah. Well, I believe that no one would even (edit) know who the hell you  are if it wasn&#8217;t for your hard-working son and his overly-exposed face!
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		<title>By: Listerino</title>
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		<dc:creator>Listerino</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 21:57:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>seacrest probably hasn&#039;t come out because gay guys don&#039;t want him either.
Who would? He&#039;s gotta be the most annoying guy on the planet.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>seacrest probably hasn&#8217;t come out because gay guys don&#8217;t want him either.<br />
Who would? He&#8217;s gotta be the most annoying guy on the planet.
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		<title>By: Hellary</title>
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		<dc:creator>Hellary</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 21:36:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>His mom is going to be waiting a LONG time for him to find a woman.

Seacrest...OUT, indeed!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>His mom is going to be waiting a LONG time for him to find a woman.</p>
<p>Seacrest&#8230;OUT, indeed!
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		<title>By: Antony</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 21:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;...hope...beyond hope...&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;&#8230;hope&#8230;beyond hope&#8230;&#8221;
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