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		<title>By: colleen</title>
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		<dc:creator>colleen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jan 2009 01:59:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Cowboy Fan for life...... that being said.......please jerry please fire Romo. let jessica have him we can find a real QB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cowboy Fan for life&#8230;&#8230; that being said&#8230;&#8230;.please jerry please fire Romo. let jessica have him we can find a real QB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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		<title>By: isabella</title>
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		<dc:creator>isabella</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 17:32:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>she is pretty and thats all she has going for her. she is not talented at all she cant sing/act/dance...she tried to hard to copy britney in her day and now she wants to copy carrie...jess cant dance like brit and jess cant sing like carrie she should stay home and bake because she doesnt have what it takes to compete against the talented ones...i think she just is famous for a pretty face and big boobs take that away and she would be forgotten...no one respects her in the bussiness industry she&#039;s a has been...and her peers and public think shes a joke...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>she is pretty and thats all she has going for her. she is not talented at all she cant sing/act/dance&#8230;she tried to hard to copy britney in her day and now she wants to copy carrie&#8230;jess cant dance like brit and jess cant sing like carrie she should stay home and bake because she doesnt have what it takes to compete against the talented ones&#8230;i think she just is famous for a pretty face and big boobs take that away and she would be forgotten&#8230;no one respects her in the bussiness industry she&#8217;s a has been&#8230;and her peers and public think shes a joke&#8230;
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		<title>By: jessica</title>
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		<dc:creator>jessica</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2008 17:13:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>seems she wants to ape her sis ashlee and follow the family way soon. seems tony has slot of hard work at his hands for now :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>seems she wants to ape her sis ashlee and follow the family way soon. seems tony has slot of hard work at his hands for now <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: rachel</title>
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		<dc:creator>rachel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 15:30:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I am a die hard cowboys fan, that has turned ionto a huge TONY ROMO fan and I am saying this for the good of Tony and the Cowboys Jessica really needs to let him be a football player right now its obvious that hes been beat up pretty bad lately and he needs some good TLC not some cooking she made. I&#039;ll go bake for him since i am a great baker, I make all the christmas goodies for my family and now that i know pumpkin pie is his favorite im on my way to winning Tony over!!! here i come Tony. we can go back to WI and celebrate with some real snow!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am a die hard cowboys fan, that has turned ionto a huge TONY ROMO fan and I am saying this for the good of Tony and the Cowboys Jessica really needs to let him be a football player right now its obvious that hes been beat up pretty bad lately and he needs some good TLC not some cooking she made. I&#8217;ll go bake for him since i am a great baker, I make all the christmas goodies for my family and now that i know pumpkin pie is his favorite im on my way to winning Tony over!!! here i come Tony. we can go back to WI and celebrate with some real snow!!
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		<title>By: Carrie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Carrie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 13:36:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She clearly doesn&#039;t understand the meaning of the word &quot;personality&quot;. Thick as _________ (fill in your own word)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She clearly doesn&#8217;t understand the meaning of the word &#8220;personality&#8221;. Thick as _________ (fill in your own word)
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		<title>By: Lori</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lori</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 08:20:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She is a beautiful (if somewhat seemingly somewhat air-headed) girl and I don&#039;t understand why people trash her. At least she isn&#039;t slutty and trashy like most of her celebrity peers. She seems genuine and sweet.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She is a beautiful (if somewhat seemingly somewhat air-headed) girl and I don&#8217;t understand why people trash her. At least she isn&#8217;t slutty and trashy like most of her celebrity peers. She seems genuine and sweet.
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		<title>By: Becky Boo</title>
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		<dc:creator>Becky Boo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 07:38:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Seriously, this b*tch needs to just drop off the face of the earth. She can&#039;t sing, she can&#039;t act, and she can&#039;t cook! Tony Romo is only with her because she puts out and has big breasts! Ugh, she totally annoys me! And i agree with boomchakaboom. Of ALL the women Tony has his pick from, he chose that brainless whore?!?! Come on Tony! At least take the Tom Brady route and score yourself a smoking hot Victoria Secret supermodel! On her best day, Jessica Simpson will never be half as pretty as Gisele is on her worst day!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Seriously, this b*tch needs to just drop off the face of the earth. She can&#8217;t sing, she can&#8217;t act, and she can&#8217;t cook! Tony Romo is only with her because she puts out and has big breasts! Ugh, she totally annoys me! And i agree with boomchakaboom. Of ALL the women Tony has his pick from, he chose that brainless whore?!?! Come on Tony! At least take the Tom Brady route and score yourself a smoking hot Victoria Secret supermodel! On her best day, Jessica Simpson will never be half as pretty as Gisele is on her worst day!
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		<title>By: cc</title>
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		<dc:creator>cc</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 07:11:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Amusingly enough, I read &quot;But back to The World Revolving Around Jessica&quot; as &quot;But back to The World Revolting Around Jessica&quot;

I am tired, but still thought it was funny.  :P</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Amusingly enough, I read &#8220;But back to The World Revolving Around Jessica&#8221; as &#8220;But back to The World Revolting Around Jessica&#8221;</p>
<p>I am tired, but still thought it was funny.  <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: Shea</title>
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		<dc:creator>Shea</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 03:48:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This doesn&#039;t even make sense.  She says two different things within one sentence. First she can bake pies, then she can&#039;t and is maybe more into cakes.  My guess is she doesn&#039;t do either.  Oh and just because he plays football doesn&#039;t mean the guy cannot celebrate Christmas.  I read that his family has come to him in years past soooo, she is a tad confused.  Per usual.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This doesn&#8217;t even make sense.  She says two different things within one sentence. First she can bake pies, then she can&#8217;t and is maybe more into cakes.  My guess is she doesn&#8217;t do either.  Oh and just because he plays football doesn&#8217;t mean the guy cannot celebrate Christmas.  I read that his family has come to him in years past soooo, she is a tad confused.  Per usual.
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		<title>By: boomchakaboom</title>
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		<dc:creator>boomchakaboom</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 23:19:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Codzilla: Britney is a deep well compared to the little trough that is J.Simp., who I just want to throw darts at. 

I don&#039;t know Tony Romo but surely he&#039;s got more going for him than to have to sink to J.Simp. Don&#039;t NFL quarterbacks usually have a large pool of women to fish from?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Codzilla: Britney is a deep well compared to the little trough that is J.Simp., who I just want to throw darts at. </p>
<p>I don&#8217;t know Tony Romo but surely he&#8217;s got more going for him than to have to sink to J.Simp. Don&#8217;t NFL quarterbacks usually have a large pool of women to fish from?
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