Last week the NYDN claimed that, after tax liens and no career to speak of, Lindsay was definitely back at home in her mother’s Long Island crack den, and that Lindsay was even sleeping in her old bedroom. I mentioned that I thought that was sad, especially considering the idea that at no point has Lindsay ever saved for her future or made a wise investment in real estate. But! Lindsay wants everybody to know that she’s not really in Long Island. She’s in a penthouse! A penthouse which belongs to a “friend”.
Lindsay Lohan is NOT slumming it in NYC … quite the opposite, she’s livin’ pretty in a penthouse.
There are reports out Lindsay is living at her mom Dina’s Long Island home, but it’s not true. We’ve learned she’s staying at her friend’s SoHo apartment. The friend is letting Lindsay stay there rent free until she finds a place of her own.
And the friend hasn’t set any deadlines for moving.
Good thing it’s rent free, ’cause Lindsay should save her cash so she can pay Shawn Holley … at least that’s what we think.
So, she’s just a kept woman now, right? She’s staying at a john’s apartment? Do you think it’s Vikram Chatawal? Probably. He usually pays her way when she’s in NYC. TMZ also says that the penthouse is in the same building where Courtney Love used to live. It’s a pretty ritzy place with a 24-hour concierge service (which I’m sure Lindsay is abusing). But Radar has a sad addendum to the situation:
Lindsay Lohan was so “humiliated” after reports broke that due to her dire financial situation she had been forced to live at home with mom, Dina Lohan in Long Island, New York, that she begged a wealthy pal to let her temporarily crash at their New York apartment, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
As previously reported, Lindsay moved back into the family house – taking the same small bedroom next to her mom’s, she had during her teens – because : “She’s flat-out broke and can’t even afford to rent a two-bedroom apartment in North Hollywood,” an insider said, adding the Liz & Dick star wouldn’t be able to pass a credit check or come up with the cash for a deposit at this time.
“Lindsay was absolutely mortified and humiliated over the reports she was living back at home with Dina,” a source tells Radar. “She was thoroughly embarrassed that people knew how bad her finances are and exactly how broke she is. She immediately begged a friend to let her crash at their apartment in Soho. It’s only a matter of time though before Lindsay wears out her welcome, as inevitably always happens, because she is a total slob and smokes like a chimney . She is still trying to get her own place, but she’s totally broke , and has beyond horrible credit — right now, she probably couldn’t even get a library card. Lindsay’s bank accounts are still frozen by the IRS because she owes almost $300k in back taxes.”
Meanwhile, it looks like Lindsay found a new free of charge crash pad just in time!
As RadarOnline.com previously reported , the 26-year-old and her mercurial mom , 50, were served by Chase Bank on Thursday, informing them of intent to foreclose on the family’s $1.3 million Long Island mansion. The process server told the NY Post that the delivery was in regards to a mortgage issue involving the cash-strapped show biz family.
Dina’s financial problems have been well-chronicled throughout the years, as the show biz parent, who is reported to be more than $1 million in the red, was previously on the brink of foreclosure both last year, and in 2005. The mother and daughter duo clashed last fall over $40,000 Lindsay loaned Dina to dodge the bank repossessing the home.
Ha, so basically Lindsay isn’t living at home because her mother’s crack den is about two seconds away from foreclosure and Dina is probably looking for a wealthy john of her own. I wonder if Vikram will let Dina stay at his place too? Also: how hard is it to get a library card these days? When I got my library card, I think I just had to show my driver’s license. So… if you’re setting the bar that high (!!), maybe Lindsay wouldn’t be able to get a library card. I doubt she has a valid license. Or an address. Or a desire to read.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.
she is beyond redemption by now.
Just throw her ass in jail a.d she won’t have to worry about were to live. Cracken and mommy are a couple of gypsies anyway
You realize that’s incredibly offensive to Gypsies, right?
…and she probably won’t declare bankruptcy, because that would mean she’d lose all the designer handbags and furs that inevitably wound up in a pile on the floor.
Really? How does that work? If you declare bankruptcy they take your stuff?
Very valuable designer items could be used as assets to pay off her debts, I’m guessing.
Hhmmmm. Thanks for the response.
I’m surprised the IRS hasn’t taken an of that “stuff”. Leads me to believe that it’s fake.
Trustee will absolutely seize assets in bankruptcy. Which they liquidate and pay off creds pennies on the dollar.
The IRS will not take your personal effects unless they are valuables like jewelry. They usually will no take clothes. Furs perhaps, but it would have to be something very valuable like a sable or chinchilla and LaLohan’s rat furs don’t qualify.
Totally not joking about this – a friend of mine lives in NYC, and last week she was out somewhere with her 3 mo old daughter and ran into Lindsay. Lindsay offered to babysit for her!!!! I told her to run far, far away….
Oh god. The germs on her. A three month old doesn’t have the immunity to even be in the same room as her. Hell, no one does
The fact that she offered a total stranger to watch their child just screams crack crazy. Ugh.
That sounds exactly like that pap video of Dina Lohan when she saw a toddler and asked the mom if she could baby-sit her. Maybe kidnapping is their way of getting out of debt? lol
she would probably sell the baby for money or crack…I’m not kidding…
Watching Lindsay/ dina is like watching a train wreck or the titanic sinking. One knows its fuck but one can not help but watch.
Not to worry. She has to be back in LA next month for court. I’m sure she will fly first class with brand new louboutins and some disgusting fur. No matter how many money problems she has, things just always seem to work out.
I feel the same emotion about LL that I feel when I see Courtney Stodden…sadness. These two girls want nothing more than for someone to love them and validate them as human beings. All that surrounds them both are people who use them.
Agreed.
It’s probably difficult to get your own financial stuff together when you are surrounded by (desperate, chaotic, addicted) people who constantly have their hands out. Not to give LL a pass on her extremely outrageous behavior, but she is the poster girl for the sickness that infects her whole family and circle of friends. She bears much of the responsibility for keeping them going and yet is the object for most of the slings and arrows. Tough life. It must be exhausting.
Forget the rest of it I can’t believe the Lohan house is worth 1.3 million! Talk about how ridiclous house prices are , it’s basically a bigger sized raised ranch with a “fancy” door way. Seriously??? (Im from New England and understand houses are over priced because of location but still what a rip off!)
I believe the 1.3 million is how much outstanding debt she has on the place, not that it is necessarily what it is worth. She acquired that debt over several years if I’m not mistaken.
Prob they just paid too much for it, did zero research to see what the surrounding houses were worth, and skipped an inspection because they knew they’d trash it and didn’t want it on record that the house had been pristine before they took ownership.
They probably have 3 or 4 mortgages out on it…
It’s just a Merrick McMansion that MIGHT have been worth 1.3 million at one point in time, but no more.
As soon as I heard the penthouse story I knew immediately she had gone running to the press because she was embarrassed. It says an awful lot about her. She’s deeply concerned with appearing wealthy and famous, zero interest in being a real actor or artist. If it were otherwise she’d be saying she is back at home to refocus and start over (I mean yeah it would be BS but still…) Put that twinge of sympathy away, she’s a narcissist and a lost cause.
I agree. The only time she’s ashamed of herself is when it has to do with appearance. Theft, drugs, lying to police, multiple violations of probation, acting all cracky and destroying property and delaying productions? No shame in any of that!
Not an ounce of sympathy from me. Boasting about having, “Chanel, Hermes and diamonds,” on twitter when you don’t have your own pot to pee in is incredibly stupid.
Also, that weave looks like a dead animal.
I think that was a typo on her part. She said she had ‘Chanel, HERPES and diamonds.’ The other way didn’t make any sense.
Awesome!
and those lips…where is she getting the money for busted weaves and big lips?
That’s what I’d like to know! She must have a plastics doc on her BJ list. Because she gets a lot of work done frequently, and it ain’t cheap.
She no doubt lives in a de-lux apartment in the sky-yi-yi!!!!!!
LOL
Someone help me out here.
It’s more shameful to live with family to get yourself together than to publically announce you are whoring to live in a John’s apartment.
This girl has no shame, no morals and no self respect.
I hope Brittany Spears is following this and thanking her family for stopping her insanity before she got to this point.
On another note, WHY is Disney producing such messed up trashy “stars”? Brittany, Lindsey, Christina, Miley……
Yep, it’s definitely mind boggling. Hard to believe someone would willingly tell the world they are a prostitute just to save themselves from the “embarrassment” of living back at home with mom.
JL: you’re spot on, but to be fair to Miley, I think she’s pretty well adjusted. I know she went through a pretty trashy phase, but she’s around my age, and does pretty much the same things I do, from what I can tell. Obviously I have a job, but other than that I mostly hang out with my dog and my boyfriend and spend way too much time on the Internet. 😉
I realize the wink probably makes it seem like I’m spending that time watching pr0n. that’s not what I meant!
seriously? You’re going to put Miley on the same level as Lindsay? Get real, Miley hasn’t been in trouble with the law nor has she done any stupid shit. She’s never shown up to set drunk, nor has she been rude and loud to her co-stars. I’ve heard nothing but good things about her from her co-stars.
The only “crazy” thing she has done is to shave her hair off and change her wardrobe. She’s well adjusted and still has a decent career that she’s working on.
+1. Lindsay couln’t get scraped off one of those girls shoes, these days. She is in very bad shape by any standard.
Great assessment about Lindsay’s terribly mixed up priorities.
I do think that in the realm of Disney child stars, Lindsay’s in a whole category of her own. The other child stars may not have been angels, but their misbehaviour was chiefly self-destructive. Lindsay’s not only self-destructive, she has no problem hurting other people too. Which is what makes her much less sympathetic to me. She throws punches and glassware at the slightest provocation, in addition to dangerous behaviour behind the wheel and stealing indiscriminately.
Miley isn’t in the same category as Lindsay, as others have pointed out. If cutting your hair very short is a sign of being a trainwreck- well, guess I was one, too. Miley’s pretty normal, in a transitional phase career-wise but dealing with it not too badly especially considering how rich she is. Like a lot of kid actors, she has tried too hard to prove she’s grown up. When she’s really grown up, she’ll relax about it. I don’t get any feeling of impending doom from her.
Christina and Britney were working for The Mouse on his MM Club show, but both were rather self-driven before and after and went their own way early. Christina especially had a remarkable voice pre-Mouse. Britney is mentally ill and that began to emerge in her late teens/early twenties, don’t think we can blame The Mouse for that. Lindsay was only in a few movies for The Mouse, not ever in a regular tv series that went on for years. She doesn’t strike me as a typical member of the Disney Stable, actually. A sad case, but that’s because of her parents rather than any rodent intervention.
I think the myth of The Mouse being especially bad for kid actors is just because a lot of kid actors have been in Disney productions (The Mouse being a prolific producer) so the rather small number of future trainwrecks looms large in our minds and we forget that many more kids emerged relatively unscathed. It really depends on their families more than on their employer.
It belongs to that artist Zapeta or something. Didn’t you see her triple John story on Radar
I did. I believe her three rotating “benefactors” are that artist, Zapata, that Bahraini Sultan’s son, and Vikram.
I wonder how her being banned from The Chateau works, what with the Sultan’s son owning it and all…
Andre Balazs owns the CM.
Let me see if I got this straight:
“Humiliated” and “Mortified” about having to move back in with her mother because she’s broke…
But prostituing herself out for baubles and quick cash is perfectly fine and nothing to be ashamed of because she’s a STAR and “everybody does it”. And of course there is all those incidents of stolen jewelry to consider, too – at this point she has a well-worn reputation as a thief – even Lady Gaga called her on it – but that’s not humiating to her, either, because she never stole nothing so there. And stumbling sh*t-faced and incoherent out of a club every morning at 3 AM isn’t any big deal either. “Perfectly normal” for someone her age, she would argue. And, also, stalking a boy-bander who disses you publicly is also totally cool because nobody really understands thier mysterious relationship.
But moving back into her childhood home is a humiation she can’t stomach? REALLY?!
The top pic looks like a very bad wax sculpture.
That’s exactly what I thought. This latest round of Botox & fillers has her looking like a wax version of herself.
So their Long Island home is going to be foreclosed on? I know how you can save it, Dina – GET A FREAKING JOB AND STOP MOOCHING OFF OF YOUR MESSED UP DAUGHTER!!!
What kind of job could Dina get that could support her current expenses? She doesn’t seem to have any truly marketable skills. She’s not good in front of a camera. She dragged her kids around to auditions all during their childhoods, but she doesn’t seem to be a very good manager. Not sure how much household management she’s done (which is usually the experience that makes many women good entrepreneurs when the opportunity arises), her mom seems to have always been around. From what I saw of that abominable Living Lohan nonsense, Dina seems to spin her wheels a lot, keeping busy without any coherent plan. She sold perfume in a department store before she married, so she has some sales experience. But that is unlikely to support the current lifestyle, even if she was willing to pursue such jobs. Instead, she seems to be wandering around trying to get some show biz type job, even though she manages to have even less charisma than Kate Gosselin. Like her daughter, she seems stuck in an expensive rut.
she can always go back to being a Rockette… wait, wasn’t that a lie, also?
So…what is going on with the hair?
The crooked part is an atempt to cover up where the extensions are attached? Way up close to the top? So without extensions, she would have about an inch of hair? And could she….wash the weave or something to make it look less…I don’t know…stinky and repulsive and fake?
I don’t think it’s that, zig zag parts are used to add interest and design to a hairstyle. Hers is VERY poorly executed, I feel like at this point she does her own red carpet hair
Of COURSE she’s in a pimp’s hou–
…. oops. You said penthouse? EEK… my bad. Never mind.
Hahaha, no, you had it right!!!
Now, HoLO is the nastiest cockroach alive in NYC, why, why, WHY would anyone open the door to a 5’7″ cockroach?
Ohhhh… I see. Cockroaches have started providing blow jobs in exchange for free rent n’ food…Vikram, or whomever you are. Say GOODBYE to your lush pad. It’s a gauranteed goner.
But, I do have to admit, she is a survivor, I mean, if I had all of these roadblocks set up in front of me….what would i do? What if Dina loses that house? did it ever occur to Dina that w/ her house in danger MAYBE just MAYBE she could get her drunk ass out the door and get a job? temp dina! (ha ha….oh god..I have temp’d so many office job in my life….) no? You mean, pheasant work like waitressing, secretarial, is below you? You soon won’t have a HOUSE below you!
and for HoLo to not be able to even a library card? or really, just imagine your life w/ out a credit card, ok…sure, how about NO atm/checking card? ok…
HoLo, how about parking it on the street corner with a cardboard sign? ohhh, even THAT is below you??? At least they’re WORKING IT
COCK roach. Exactly.
Heehee
That one picture of her with the caption
“Making aids history!” Above her head. Unintentionally hilarious!
So wrong, but I laughed.
OMG, thank you, me too! And then there’s “Making AIDS” right behind her elbow…too much!!!
Yikes, she looks like a cast member from walking dead!
Aren’t there four kids? Too lazy to look it up, but Ali got shipped off to Asia – why isn’t Dina living off of her “earnings”? Then there is a little brother, and I thought another one. What will happen to the kids when Dina loses the house?
Yup, 4. Cody’s the youngest, at 16, I believe. Either Blohan or MiLoJr is the eldest.
“MAKING AIDS HISTORY,” Pic 1, right above Lilo’s head. I’m sure she is…
I feel badly, AIDS is nothing to joke about, but I laughed so hard I almost spattered coke zero on my computer screen while scrolling down.
Wow… What a mess this is! She’ll bounce back, always does. She pushes to the limit, that’s how she lives. I wish she would get it together? It’s not too late for her.
North Hollywood? Burn!
Seriously, that was spectacularly bitchy.
oh wow, those new tattoos that everyone speculated were just drawn on with sharpie seem to be real – the line along her left thumb & the one above her right inner elbow. her ink now looks like prison tattoos. I guess she’s addicted to getting cheesy & cheap-looking tats now too?
I hope whoever that place belongs to doesn’t mind it being trashed, because surely it is by now. Gross.
What I fail to understand is, if she is staying in someone else’s apartment, wouldn’t the condo or coop association put in their two cents? Condo assocs are in business to protect the building’s interests and those of their shareholders.
If I was living in a condo that I’d paid beaucoup bucks for (and there aren’t any other kind in New York) I would be deeply pissed off to have her as a neighbor. At the very least, I’d put my jewelry in a safe deposit box and change all of my locks.
You know, I’m a total slob—- EXCEPT when I’m staying in someone else’s place. If I make a mess, I make sure to clean it up. It just shows how entitled, self-centered, and awful she is that she’d trash other peoples’ things.
I find it sad that her humiliation is lost on her- we all have known for a long time she’s broke as a joke & has no home to call her own (her doing) & now she’s mortified & humiliated. Come on LILO get with the 411.