Comments on: Paris thinks jewel thief is someone she knows http://www.celebitchy.com/27941/paris_thinks_jewel_thief_is_someone_she_knows/ Stylish celebrity escapism Tue, 14 Feb 2012 04:36:44 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Liquid Muse http://www.celebitchy.com/27941/paris_thinks_jewel_thief_is_someone_she_knows/#comment-179221 Liquid Muse Wed, 07 Jan 2009 08:21:30 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=27941#comment-179221 Seriously, people.. calm down. First of all, Britney is not "fug", as one of the other posters claims. If you want fugly, look at Howard Stern, Lil Wayne, etc. Secondly, I think this pretentious friendship Paris has with her new bff will last about as long as Paris' brain activity. Britney needs to do herself a favor and do some self evaluation to pinpoint just what she wants from Paris. For her to even consider Paris as a role model is a sick & twisted joke. I read Paris' comments about who she thinks might have done it. You'd think the girl could come up with something a bit more clever or a tangible one-liner. But no.. not even close. Which proves the theory that this story was not invented by Paris the heirhead Hilton, herself. Paris associates with absolute and undeniable losers! Case in point: Brandon Davis (super loser), Joe Francis (douchebag super loser), Rick Solomon (king of the scumbag losers), and the list goes on & on. That girl has a terrible judge of character and you are, after all, judged by the company you keep. Can you honestly name 1 person Paris associates with who isn't a total scumbucket, loser, or wannabe? No, you can't. So if Paris really was robbed by someone who knows her, WHO CARES! Stupid is as stupid does! Seriously, people.. calm down.

First of all, Britney is not “fug”, as one of the other posters claims. If you want fugly, look at Howard Stern, Lil Wayne, etc. Secondly, I think this pretentious friendship Paris has with her new bff will last about as long as Paris’ brain activity. Britney needs to do herself a favor and do some self evaluation to pinpoint just what she wants from Paris. For her to even consider Paris as a role model is a sick & twisted joke.

I read Paris’ comments about who she thinks might have done it. You’d think the girl could come up with something a bit more clever or a tangible one-liner. But no.. not even close. Which proves the theory that this story was not invented by Paris the heirhead Hilton, herself.

Paris associates with absolute and undeniable losers! Case in point: Brandon Davis (super loser), Joe Francis (douchebag super loser), Rick Solomon (king of the scumbag losers), and the list goes on & on. That girl has a terrible judge of character and you are, after all, judged by the company you keep. Can you honestly name 1 person Paris associates with who isn’t a total scumbucket, loser, or wannabe? No, you can’t. So if Paris really was robbed by someone who knows her, WHO CARES! Stupid is as stupid does!

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]]> By: boomchakaboom http://www.celebitchy.com/27941/paris_thinks_jewel_thief_is_someone_she_knows/#comment-173385 boomchakaboom Fri, 26 Dec 2008 14:29:29 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=27941#comment-173385 Rosebudd: :) Rosebudd: :)

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]]> By: Kink http://www.celebitchy.com/27941/paris_thinks_jewel_thief_is_someone_she_knows/#comment-172896 Kink Thu, 25 Dec 2008 03:58:04 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=27941#comment-172896 Something has to be going on because the uncle got it too, and it has to be someone they know or have known. Apparently mom and dad hilton have good security. Unfortunately, I see things like this probably increasing...regular people are getting desperate, and celebrities are out shopping and reveling in the "great bargains." Something has to be going on because the uncle got it too, and it has to be someone they know or have known. Apparently mom and dad hilton have good security. Unfortunately, I see things like this probably increasing…regular people are getting desperate, and celebrities are out shopping and reveling in the “great bargains.”

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]]> By: Rosebudd http://www.celebitchy.com/27941/paris_thinks_jewel_thief_is_someone_she_knows/#comment-172697 Rosebudd Wed, 24 Dec 2008 21:21:23 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=27941#comment-172697 Hey Boom.., I cannot stop laughing. I forget about that crazy lady w/ adult diapers. Thanks for the memories. Hey Boom.., I cannot stop laughing. I forget about that crazy lady w/ adult diapers. Thanks for the memories.

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]]> By: aleach http://www.celebitchy.com/27941/paris_thinks_jewel_thief_is_someone_she_knows/#comment-172682 aleach Wed, 24 Dec 2008 20:49:42 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=27941#comment-172682 aw her (fake) BFF is super cute! aw her (fake) BFF is super cute!

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]]> By: Codzilla http://www.celebitchy.com/27941/paris_thinks_jewel_thief_is_someone_she_knows/#comment-172532 Codzilla Wed, 24 Dec 2008 16:36:42 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=27941#comment-172532 Whoever took it, I hope they sold everything and have since moved to Barbados. Whoever took it, I hope they sold everything and have since moved to Barbados.

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]]> By: boomchakaboom http://www.celebitchy.com/27941/paris_thinks_jewel_thief_is_someone_she_knows/#comment-172480 boomchakaboom Wed, 24 Dec 2008 14:11:11 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=27941#comment-172480 OK, ok, it was me. I drove a zillion miles in my '97 Honda Accord, wearing adult diapers just like that crazy astronaut woman, cause I knew Paris was out partying and her door would be unlocked. My dark blue hoodie from Old Navy and Isotoner gloves provided the perfect disguise without arousing suspicions along the way. Merry Christmas to me! I sure am tired from all that driving though. It took me damn near a week to get there. I'm so thankful gas prices went down so I could afford the trip, otherwise it just wouldn't have worked out. Disclaimer in case Paris' top-notch security detail actually thinks this is a true story and/or that they read stuff like this looking for braggy confessions: I swear, I don't even know where the moron lives and my Honda probably wouldn't make the trip anyhow. Hell, it wouldn't have made it to Oklahoma, at least not until I can afford a couple new tires. I DIDN'T DO IT. Really. No, really. My car won't even run right now. Back off bitch! OK, ok, it was me. I drove a zillion miles in my ’97 Honda Accord, wearing adult diapers just like that crazy astronaut woman, cause I knew Paris was out partying and her door would be unlocked. My dark blue hoodie from Old Navy and Isotoner gloves provided the perfect disguise without arousing suspicions along the way. Merry Christmas to me! I sure am tired from all that driving though. It took me damn near a week to get there. I’m so thankful gas prices went down so I could afford the trip, otherwise it just wouldn’t have worked out.

Disclaimer in case Paris’ top-notch security detail actually thinks this is a true story and/or that they read stuff like this looking for braggy confessions: I swear, I don’t even know where the moron lives and my Honda probably wouldn’t make the trip anyhow. Hell, it wouldn’t have made it to Oklahoma, at least not until I can afford a couple new tires. I DIDN’T DO IT. Really. No, really. My car won’t even run right now. Back off bitch!

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]]> By: yadira http://www.celebitchy.com/27941/paris_thinks_jewel_thief_is_someone_she_knows/#comment-172401 yadira Wed, 24 Dec 2008 07:10:58 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=27941#comment-172401 I thought that loser Brandon D called Lindsay Lohan poor cus she only had 10 mil in the bank. I thought this sweaty ass bag was like a friggin billionaire from the way he spoke. So now he is stealing Paris' diamond studded dildo to pawn for his crack? I bet no one stole it, she probably lent it to Brittney. I thought that loser Brandon D called Lindsay Lohan poor cus she only had 10 mil in the bank. I thought this sweaty ass bag was like a friggin billionaire from the way he spoke. So now he is stealing Paris’ diamond studded dildo to pawn for his crack?

I bet no one stole it, she probably lent it to Brittney.

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]]> By: Natalie http://www.celebitchy.com/27941/paris_thinks_jewel_thief_is_someone_she_knows/#comment-172379 Natalie Wed, 24 Dec 2008 05:37:49 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=27941#comment-172379 If this is true I bet it was Brandon Davis. If this is true I bet it was Brandon Davis.

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]]> By: Becky Boo http://www.celebitchy.com/27941/paris_thinks_jewel_thief_is_someone_she_knows/#comment-172371 Becky Boo Wed, 24 Dec 2008 05:13:41 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=27941#comment-172371 SERIOUSLY??? Why the f**k is this news?!?! People get robbed everyday! Just because she is some spoiled, snobby rich little beyotch, everybody makes a BIG deal about it! My guess is, her and her little "posse" cooked up this plan because she people are starting to get bored with her, so she is trying to get attention. Stupid whiny heiresses! SERIOUSLY??? Why the f**k is this news?!?! People get robbed everyday! Just because she is some spoiled, snobby rich little beyotch, everybody makes a BIG deal about it! My guess is, her and her little “posse” cooked up this plan because she people are starting to get bored with her, so she is trying to get attention. Stupid whiny heiresses!

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