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		<title>By: Lay Jeno</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lay Jeno</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2008 03:01:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Can someone help me find her used tampon on Ebay? I have 6 grand to spare.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Can someone help me find her used tampon on Ebay? I have 6 grand to spare.
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		<title>By: Ernestine</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ernestine</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2008 02:51:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The buyer was probably some bored millionaire douchebag with nothing more than an Ebay fetish who shuns homeless people in real life. 

Human inanity knows no bounds. But, like other people have said, at least the money went to charity.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The buyer was probably some bored millionaire douchebag with nothing more than an Ebay fetish who shuns homeless people in real life. </p>
<p>Human inanity knows no bounds. But, like other people have said, at least the money went to charity.
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		<title>By: brista</title>
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		<dc:creator>brista</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2008 01:31:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m hoping that it&#039;s just a person who wanted to donate to the charity and not some creepazoid dirty tissue licker or something. When I watched Jay Leno and he was asking her to donate her snot rag (technically, it was Samuel Jackson&#039;s cold that she was donating! but gross) I thought, well, if I had a lot of extra money and I liked the charity, I&#039;d probably bid on it since it&#039;s so kooky. But if I won, I&#039;d toss the kleenex. That&#039;s pretty gross.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m hoping that it&#8217;s just a person who wanted to donate to the charity and not some creepazoid dirty tissue licker or something. When I watched Jay Leno and he was asking her to donate her snot rag (technically, it was Samuel Jackson&#8217;s cold that she was donating! but gross) I thought, well, if I had a lot of extra money and I liked the charity, I&#8217;d probably bid on it since it&#8217;s so kooky. But if I won, I&#8217;d toss the kleenex. That&#8217;s pretty gross.
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		<title>By: David</title>
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		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:33:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Oh Lord, Why didn&#039;t I have $6,000.00.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Oh Lord, Why didn&#8217;t I have $6,000.00.
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		<title>By: Syko</title>
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		<dc:creator>Syko</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 19:29:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ewww.  Just ewwww.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ewww.  Just ewwww.
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		<title>By: Annie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Annie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 18:37:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m just glad it&#039;s going to charity. :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m just glad it&#8217;s going to charity. <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: Bodhi</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bodhi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 17:54:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think its kinda funny.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think its kinda funny.
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		<title>By: Starcasm</title>
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		<dc:creator>Starcasm</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 17:15:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Whatever their motives, the money went to a good place, and some hungry people will get to eat because of ScarJo&#039;s snot and Leno&#039;s obsession with eBay. Kinda weird, but good nonetheless.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Whatever their motives, the money went to a good place, and some hungry people will get to eat because of ScarJo&#8217;s snot and Leno&#8217;s obsession with eBay. Kinda weird, but good nonetheless.
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		<title>By: vdantev</title>
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		<dc:creator>vdantev</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 17:05:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Nope, people are sick !</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nope, people are sick !
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		<title>By: Lem</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lem</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 15:49:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I saw this and thought it was a joke. She kinds seemed like she thought Leno was joking too.
It&#039;s a sad world when I&#039;m scrambling for money to fill the propane tank to keep my family warm and some FOOL blows 5 grand on snot.
Dude I&#039;ve got tons of snot to sell if that&#039;s your thing</description>
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It&#8217;s a sad world when I&#8217;m scrambling for money to fill the propane tank to keep my family warm and some FOOL blows 5 grand on snot.<br />
Dude I&#8217;ve got tons of snot to sell if that&#8217;s your thing
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