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Jessica Simpson in a robe and high heels



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14 Responses to “Jessica Simpson in a robe and high heels”

  1. She comes off as way too naive for celebrity.

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  2. Is she actually dressed or is that cover up? Either way, please go away JS.

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  3. It’s beginning to remind me of TomKat, the way she’s always trailing behind him like a puppy dog

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  4. She and Britney are the reason blondes get a bad rap….Paris doesn’t help either!

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  5. I look at her and I wonder if this is what you get when your life is about your perfect hair and boobs and keeping yourself “innocent” until marriage.. once all of that is played out, there is nothing else to fall back on. She’ll be trailing a man like a puppy dog for the rest of her life. I actually like JS but she reeks of desperation and stupidity–if she doesn’t free herself from her daddy, how long before she’s in Playboy or doing infomercials? Oh, wait.. never mind!

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  6. I agree with all the comments, but DAMN her legs look great!!!

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  7. Action I am glad you like grrls with some meat on them, as to me she looks like a young Charlene Tilton. I think the garb, the shreds o cloth or the ferragamo scarf posing as a robe plus the hooker PLS JOHN F ME HEELS was to get some free publicity. God, the desparation of it all. If only Tennessee Williams was alive to write a play about it…

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  8. Is Jessica doing porn now - because it looks like she is in-between takes.

    Nick should be so grateful he got rid of her.

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  9. Totally agee Iva, Nick looks v happy with MV…

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  10. I think her moron genes kicked in .. there is no going back to moral stability.

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  11. Alexi,
    It’s more the muscle tone than the meat. I like seeing women who have ‘fit’ bodies, not ’skinny’ ones. That means they are actually eating and getting exercise because it’s really hard to have muscle if they AREN’T eating.

    Models scare me, honestly. I don’t know how their thighs can be the same size diameter as their knees.

    I’d give anything to have Jessica’s legs, but I’ll passon her sense of… errr… style.

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  12. Ok….all you guys from the dirty south…….What do you expect from someone from TX?…..Unless your fashionably gifted, from Dallas or Houston, you probably don’t even have the means to coordinate clothes. I recently moved to TX from NY and let me tell you about the sights I have seen. I should take pics for Glamour’s DONT’S because I’d probably win every month. People here are literally 6-10 yrs behind. The robe she’s wearing I could make AMAZING. Pair `it with leggings, tights, or skinny’s….and it would be so hot!!! Give this hick from TX a break. If you lived here and were fashionably retarded and lacking a stylist, most likley you couldn’t dress yourself either.Help me!!!! I’m homesick and sooooooooooooo….out of my element!!

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