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	<title>Comments on: Jessica Simpson and John Mayer take fake relationship to next level</title>
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	<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 20:46:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Trider</title>
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		<dc:creator>Trider</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Feb 2007 14:45:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It's impossible, she cannot be only a slutty dumb blonde... she may not be the best singer, heck, she surely isn't a singer. But she can sell well her booty. The same fact we're here questioning about a blonde bimbo dating a geek means the gimmick functions. She even didn't have to do anything at all, only keeping the valley girl act on a little more, and pretend some surprise when her photos go public.
There will always someone says she's a brainless, talentless piece of meat, there will always someone in love with her, there will always someone ready to talk of her at all.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s impossible, she cannot be only a slutty dumb blonde&#8230; she may not be the best singer, heck, she surely isn&#8217;t a singer. But she can sell well her booty. The same fact we&#8217;re here questioning about a blonde bimbo dating a geek means the gimmick functions. She even didn&#8217;t have to do anything at all, only keeping the valley girl act on a little more, and pretend some surprise when her photos go public.<br />
There will always someone says she&#8217;s a brainless, talentless piece of meat, there will always someone in love with her, there will always someone ready to talk of her at all.
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		<title>By: Sparkle Spanky</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sparkle Spanky</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Jan 2007 06:18:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You know . . . there's a rumor going around that Jess is a member of MENSA.  I know you're still laughing, but I've heard that she's VERY saavy when it comes to business (her brand: her.) I have a friend (who's pretty successful) in the music industry who states that Jess can't be all that dumb, because it doesn't matter HOW good your manager is -- at the end of the day, it's YOU who makes/gives the call.  We're all still talking about her, aren't we? She CAN'T sing and LA has seen plenty of women with bigger boobs and a prettier face than hers.  All I'm saying, is that she can't be all THAT dumb to get where she is --the b*sh knows what's she's doing. You may not like her - but you can't deny that.  To me, her fumbles seem quite calculated . . .</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You know . . . there&#8217;s a rumor going around that Jess is a member of MENSA.  I know you&#8217;re still laughing, but I&#8217;ve heard that she&#8217;s VERY saavy when it comes to business (her brand: her.) I have a friend (who&#8217;s pretty successful) in the music industry who states that Jess can&#8217;t be all that dumb, because it doesn&#8217;t matter HOW good your manager is &#8212; at the end of the day, it&#8217;s YOU who makes/gives the call.  We&#8217;re all still talking about her, aren&#8217;t we? She CAN&#8217;T sing and LA has seen plenty of women with bigger boobs and a prettier face than hers.  All I&#8217;m saying, is that she can&#8217;t be all THAT dumb to get where she is &#8211;the b*sh knows what&#8217;s she&#8217;s doing. You may not like her - but you can&#8217;t deny that.  To me, her fumbles seem quite calculated . . .
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		<title>By: Other Karen</title>
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		<dc:creator>Other Karen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jan 2007 16:26:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think it's real for Jess.  And it sounds like he has some affection for her--sort of like for a puppydog he can't get rid of and finally got used to.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think it&#8217;s real for Jess.  And it sounds like he has some affection for her&#8211;sort of like for a puppydog he can&#8217;t get rid of and finally got used to.
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