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Is there any doubt that Jessica Simpson is a hustler? She’s making the talk show rounds to promote Fashion Star, using her unique brand of low-brow gross-out overshare humor. Have we had another celebrity like this? I mean there’s Snooki, there’s Jenny McCarthy (who merges sexy with gross) and there’s Jessica, who just laughs and talks about how she doesn’t brush her teeth, use birth control, or try to hold in her farts. I’m not even exaggerating with her, she does all these things and it doesn’t even seem like she’s trying to be self-deprecating. She just thinks that it’s interesting to us and that it’s normal to talk like this during nationally televised interviews.
Anyway last night Jessica was on Jimmy Kimmel, where she confirmed US Weekly’s exclusive that she was having a boy. It was a mistake though supposedly, because she dropped it in a joke about “weiners.” That was so planned. I can’t even with this girl, so I’m going to just use Buzzfeed’s excellent compilation of the ridiculous things she said:
“I can’t believe I’m pregnant again.”
“I keep planning on getting married but then I keep getting knocked up.”“Maybe I should go back to when I was younger I was a virgin before I was married. So maybe I should just completely reverse and stop having sex until Eric and I are married.”
“I would really like to stop being pregnant.”
“Yeah, I’ve been vomiting… The crazy thing is that I never knew that a weiner could actually make me nauseous. Oh shucks! Well I guess told the world that I’m having a boy!”
“I just did it so crude, too. I feel awful. I talked about wieners!”
Buzzfeed has the videos of Jessica’s interview if you’re interested, but those quotes pretty much say it all. She always says stuff like this, and now she’s taking it to the next level while using an “aw shucks” act to make it sound accidental. As I mentioned yesterday, I think this is going to get worse, especially when she’s promoting that sitcom she’s allegedly doing.
Here’s a clip of Jessica’s interview with Kimmel:
Jessica posted these photos on her Twitter recently:
Photos courtesy of WENN, Jessica’s Twitter.
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Gross, Jessica Simpson, Jimmy Kimmel, Photos
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That baby is too cute.
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Being so gross is not cute. Grow up.
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Is it a female’s mission in life to be cute?
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I don’t think that’s what the poster meant. To me, it’s more of how Jessica will say dumb/crude things/over-share and then teehee about it like she’s just so amused or ashamed about saying it. It’s her whole “aww shucks, look what I’ve done now” attitude.
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What a weird way to take that comment. No, it’s not a female’s mission to be cute. Nor should it be ANYONE’S mission to be crass and gross.
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I’m just gonna say that she has such a cutie daughter!
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Am I losing my mind? I thought she already announced that it was a boy and they were naming him Ace weeks ago….
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I think those were tabloid rumours and now she’s sort of confirmed it? (The gender anyway – I really hope they don’t name the kid Ace!).
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Thanks! I did a seach and it was posted her on Feb 28th.
Whew!
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She sorta semi-confirmed it when Jimmy K. asked her and all she did was giggle like a silly girl.
She looks like Ivana Trump in those pictures. Please stop the beehive go back to Ken.
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She looks great! Pregnancy really looks good one some women. I roll my eyes at her, but I like her.
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This was not a mistake. Jessica Simpson does these things for PR. Her pregnancy and her crazy comments keep her relevant and in the media. Calling Taylor Swift a smart businesswoman is a stretch. Jessica Simpson is the pop star turned business mastermind who should have faded away a decade ago with Mandy Moore. Her claim to fame is being a reality star except that she comes off as much more likable and wholesome than Kim Kardashian. She hasn’t had a hit record out in years and never broke into movies. It’s amazing that she has managed to stay in the spotlight for this long.
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…except Mandy Moore was smart enough to actually carve out a niche for herself (“Tangled,” etc.) – and she quietly married one of the coolest guys out there.
She doesn’t trend towards shameless self-promotion the way that Simpson does, and I like her all the more for it.
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Mandy Moore hasn’t faded? She’s done movies, released new music and is involved in so many charities and organizations. She set herself up well, married a good guy and is happy.
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TEAM RYAN ADAMS.
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Yes thank you! Don’t hate on Mandy..gosh I love her. There are rumors that she has a network comedy coming out some point this year (I think on ABC?). I would personally like to see that work out for her, I think she is cute, mature, classy and low-key. She and Jess dont belong in the same sentence unless you’re comparing them.
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I don’t think Mandy Moore “faded away”, she just grew up. Jessica is still stuck at 20.
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I remember once there was an article called ‘people who are cool by association’ and was all about celebrities who married someone really cool.
It said Mandy Moore was cool because she married Ryan Adams… I was like………. Anyone who has stood within 500m of Mandy Moore is cool by association! She is AMAZING!
Has noone seen Saved or her work on Scrubs?
Her cover of Rihanna’s disgusting Umbrella is beautiful and haunting!
She is all round a super person.
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She was also in the Grey’s Anatomy finale where they had a shooter in the hospital. She was very good in that.
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Excuse meeeeeeeeeeee…But, in my opinion, Mandy Moore is an artist who is versatile. Unlike Jessica, who is now just a celebrity…
I saw her version of umbrella and it was amazing. Mandy as the younger of all the blonde pop artists and she is the only one with no scandal attached to her.
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She’s harmless; I like her.
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Maxwell is adorable!
Jessica doesn’t offend me much. I guess maybe she should by acting (God I hope it’s just an act) so dumb and naive, but for some reason I really can’t find the energy needed to hate on her. She seems sweet.
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Agree on both points. Her baby is seriously adorable and I don’t mind Jessica. I will go so far as to say that a few things in her various fashion lines are cute.
THAT HAIR, however… ugh! Even looking past the ratty extensions, WTF is up with the Dolly Parton styling?
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Her baby is really cute! But I hate that name! Maxwell is a masculine name! They should have waited and used it for this one. Now I doubt they will give their son a girl’s name! #doubleStandard
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Stay classy honey, stay classy.
Love the irony of how she was all about staying a virgin till she married the first time, then ends up having two kids out of wedlock. Hmm.
I’m glad she’s happy. I don’t like her fiance, I think he’s a golddigger, but her daughter is beautiful and she seems very happy and down to earth.
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Perhaps after the first time around she realised that being a virgin has literally zero effect on your happiness nor does being married when you have kids.
Omg she was a virgin and the marriage didn’t last for ever??!??!?!?!?! God will fall off his chair at breakfast reading that!
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Did you learn about the word ‘irony’ from that Alanis Morrisette song? Because that would explain this nonsensical sentence.
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I find her repulsive the minute she opens her mouth.
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When Eric “I ain’t sayin’ he’s a golddigger” Johnson played for the Saints, he was a notorious jackass – probably not on the same level as Jeremy Shockey, but Johnson wasn’t well liked here in NOLA.
These two definitely deserve each other. Push presents? Wieners? The sanctimonious inability to use a condom? Blarghity.
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No bouffant. No no no. So few women can actually pull off a bouffant hairstyle, and Jessica isn’t one of them. It makes her look like an aged pageant queen who can’t quite let it go. She can do much better!
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So much this.
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You’re going after her hair and completely ignoring the fact that her shoes and lipstick are the exact same color? lol
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That’s not uncommon by a long shot – I’ve seen more than a few women who do that. Now if she had a matching bag, that would be a travesty.
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I really liked pre-baby Jessica!! Then she started sharing TMI and expressing herself in such a crude way. Jessica is ::grown:: why is she speaking like that? There’s a classier was to play the ‘awe shucks’ character. I don’t care about your farts, your sex life, your breasts, “weiners”….Gross… Smh
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+1 Whoever is telling her to push that whole image is stupid.
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If you don’t care then don’t listen/read? Problem solved!
Why should somebody change themselves because you don’t like it?
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I swear this woman must think she’s still 15 years old.
Being gross and trashy at 32 is NOT cute.
Eric is a gold digger who hit the jackpot when he got with Jessica. I don’t think he even really loves her.
Thank God Nick is no longer with this fake and her fake family.
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She is always acting so utterly dumb and childish, it’s not an attractive quality
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I agree, I find it very off putting.
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Yeah. IDK. She’s harmless and at least she seems likable and doesn’t hold herself up as perfection incarnate. And she’s got that whole successful clothing or whatever kind of line it is so, yeah, I don’t have a problem with this girl. LOL, I just remembered that my favorite winter hat for the last three or more years is a Jessica Simpson brand. Maybe that’s why I can’t hate on her.
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She is not dumb, maybe not booksmart but she knows how to market herself. After the first season of her reality show she got attention for making a stupid comment about asking if she was eating chicken or tuna. Every appearence she did from then on she played the dumb blonde card and its worked. Shes made millions on making stupid comments and being an airhead. She knows whats she doing.
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I like Jessica and think her daughter is a total cutie. Its sweet she’ll have a boy and girl, I’m happy for her.
On a board where one of the most beloved celebs is a woman who is famous for doing reality and just wrote a revenge book on her ex revealing how he was in bed, how she got her vag reconstructed etc., I can’t believe that people would then hate on someone over such little things like this.
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+ 1
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I don’t think there’s much hate here per se, more eye-rolling.
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Thats how she announces to the worl that she is having her first son, iam kinda disguted!
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I’m sorry but I just can’t with this woman. She’s in her 30′s…crude and over the top TMI is not cute anymore. I can only imagine what gross tidbits she is going to spew when she goes on the talk show circuit to promote her sitcom.
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This woman has all the class of canned SPAM.
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I sent everyone a shot of my son’s ultrasound picture of his penis.
She looks really great this pregnancy!
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She looks like she’s eating better this time around – much healthier.
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Izzy you have a gravatar now! Cute doggy!
Yea it’s really doing wonders. Plus she is dressing better i think!
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Haha love it!
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I’m still stuck on the part where you said she admits to never brushing her teeth. ummm……….ew.
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Well… I have no notes.
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I see what you did there
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She has no fashion sense of her own as far as how she is usually dressed. I just find it a joke she’s a judge on Fashion Star. She licenses her name to the company. It’s not like she is designing the clothes, even if she is involved in decisions.
She’s looking great and the baby is adorable. Thank God it doesn’t look like him. Someone please ask her in an interview what he does for a living these days. I just want to know and it’s never talked about.
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Ummmm, nothing? lol And notice when they’re photographed that he never stands in front of her or blocks her from the cameras; he doesn’t want to stand in the way of his meal ticket. He’s a leech. She wanted a man and was desperate. What puzzles me is how the man managed to afford a Birkin for her.
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I think Nick Lachey should thank God he dodged a bullet with this woman. She is inappropriate & crude. She has no filter or off button. She has done the big wedding? Go to a JP?!
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So tired of hearing her go on and on about how they haven’t been able to plan a wedding. Backyard, family and friends, and you’re married. Her real issue is that she hasn’t figured out a way to make a buck off of it yet. Sick of her routine.
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she repulses me.
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I think she’s somewhat sweet; doesn’t really hurt anyone at least. I wonder if she’s come out with a maternity line yet??
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yup she has. it’s at Motherhood Maternity and Destination Maternity
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“I would really like to stop being pregnant…Maybe I should just stop having sex with Eric.”
It’s really telling when, in this day and age, an educated woman from a developed country can actually say with a straight face that she honestly believes the only two options are to continuously keep getting pregnant OR to stop having sex altogether. I mean, I like Jessica in an entertaining sort of way, but really, what is wrong with her??? This is the very same chick who JUST SAID in a different interview that she got pregnant the 2nd time because all “birth control went out the window.” Ugh.
As I said in a different post yesterday, bc can’t do its job if you don’t use it or use it properly. I’m amazed at how many women-many of whom I’ve known personally-feign total ignorance about “how” they got pregnant yet almost in the same breath will admit that they “weren’t using anything.” The hell? I mean, is this really where we’re at in 2013 ladies??
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It’s especially ignorant given that now, there are options that, if you have a busy life like jessica, are majorly foolproof (hello, implants and iuds). She makes herself sound like one of those girls on 16 and Pregnant who are amazed that you need to use BC CORRECTLY to reap its benefits. To see such ignorance on a national stage is kind of appaling to me personally.
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I think she was joking, people. calm down. but i agree about the bc thing. esp when you’re pregnant with your third kid and moaning about how you’re a single mom. sorry, don’t feel sympathy for you. you had two kids, i’m sure someone along the way told you about birth control. it’s not my problem you don’t know feel the need to use it.
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Well she was given a purity ring at age 12 by her secretly homosexual father and she famously kept her virginity til marriage so who knows what she knows about birth control. For goodness sake the girl dropped out of high school to pursue her career, what does she know about anything other than playing (being?) a dumb blond?
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P.S. @KellyInSeattle: Yes, she did
The clothes are actually pretty cute! They’re very similar to her standard line but adapted for mamas to be.
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I’m surprised by how many people say how beautiful she is. Is there something I can’t see? He face is so strange to me.
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She seems nice and normal until she opens her mouth and proves there is no class or dignity dwelling in there
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Maxwell is a really beautiful cherubic baby, and bares a passing resemblance toward Sam Affleck. The rosy cheeks and full lips, I think. People Magazine most beautiful couple 2023? Jokes.. Jokes…
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She looks really pretty in these pictures. I think she’s harmless and not even close to as offensive as some of these famewhores are to me.
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Her face looks strange, nose job? botox? and how much weave is she wearing?? Sheesh, take out a few tracks, it’s too much.
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Pregnancy?!?
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I agree Jess is not the brightest bulb on the tree however in my opinion she is still 10000 times better than any one of the KrapTrashians. So what if she is making the rounds to promote her show, at least she has a show and isn’t about her screwed up family. Enough said.
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Jessica is sweet and different. It’s refreshing to see a female celebrity acknowledging she has a body outside of “being sexy.” She’s fun.
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For sure, Mandy Moore is coming out with something soon. Her PR people need to not be so obvious. This is a professional gossip site
, need a little time between and a different writing style for each post.
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She’s hilarious! She really is glowing! She looks good and seems to be in control of her sugary cravings this time around! LOL
Her babies will be gorgeous!
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She always seems very happy with her life. Always smiling. I can’t knock that.
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Is no one else outraged that she is comparing her son in her belly to enjoying wieners?! I mean that’s demented right??
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She looks better this time around … Boys carry better on thicker women … Most women I have seen look great pregnant so no surprise her…
I always like Jessica and I kinda wish her and Nick were still together LOL…
I do not think the baby has a cute mouth .. but oh well she is a baby and will likely grow beautiful xoxoxox
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