After spending the week dismissing Angelina Jolie as a “demon” and Taylor Swift as virgin who got dumped all the time because she wouldn’t put out, Chelsea Handler returned to her great love, obsessively tending to her Team Aniston status. Chelsea appeared on Katie Couric’s talk show and of course the conversation came around to Jennifer Aniston and all of that:
Even Jennifer Aniston’s closest friends are being kept in the dark about her upcoming wedding plans.
“I know she’s engaged but that’s all I know,” Chelsea Handler told talk show host Katie Couric. “I’m sure I’ll find out about it when it’s about to happen … for privacy issues.”
Handler co-hosts Friday’s episode of Couric’s syndicated talk show Katie but had very little to share about her pal Aniston’s pending nuptials to Justin Theroux.
“I honestly don’t know anything about it,” Handler said. “She doesn’t consult me on her plans.”
The Chelsea Lately host also implied she has not been asked to be a bridesmaid (or a flower girl) by Aniston, who announced her engagement to Theroux last fall.
“Would you ask me to be a flower girl? I mean seriously,” she told Couric, who answered politely, “I’m not getting married but I would ask you to be a bridesmaid.”
“Bridesmaids are tricky,” Handler continued. “If I got married I wouldn’t even have a bridesmaid. [My talk show sidekick Chuy Bravo] would be my flower girl – or no, ring bearer. See! I don’t even know what happens at weddings.”
There is one thing Handler can confirm about Aniston’s engagement to Theroux: “She’s happy, of course,” Handler said. “He’s a great guy.”
Yes, Chelsea is sure she’ll be invited to Jennifer’s wedding. The invitation will probably be Chelsea’s “reward” for her years of publicly slamming Angelina Jolie. But of course Chelsea can’t be controlled by Jennifer! Jennifer could never tell Chelsea to STFU about Angelina. Never! It’s not like Chelsea gets “rewarded” for being Jennifer’s attack dog (and I mean that in every sense) over and over and over again. It’s not like it looks like Jennifer still spends all of her Goddess Circle time with Chelsea bitching about Angelina Jolie in between shoots of vodka even now.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.
Written by Kaiser
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