Feb 2
'07
Come Out, Come Out, WhereKevin You are


Home of the Blind Item that reads like Braille Holy Moly reports:


A mole’s gay friend has recently hooked up with a lovely new chap. The only cloud on their loved-up horizon comes in the form of the new chap’s ex, who took the break-up extremely badly and has resorted to various forms of emotional blackmail, late night phone whining and increasingly-stalky behaviour.

The harassment continues. It doesn’t help that the ex-boyfriend is an Oscar-winning actor who is much respected amongst London theatre circles.

Yes, it’s the usual suspect…

Ladies and germs it ain’t NASA, it ain’t the International Space Station, it’s America one and only undercover satellite Kevin Spacey … Building the world’s largest glass closet: one shiny brick at a time.

From his early days talking his Moms to the Oscars, holding disingenuous ‘I aint gay’ GQ interviews through his adventures with 3am “dog walking” in cruisey Hampstead Heath - nothing can stop our Artistic Ambassador to English Theatrical World as he waves gleefully to all and sundry (including some very sundry characters indeed) rom inside his transparent wardrobe. Get a Lion and A Witch in there and he’s all set to play with Mr.Tumnus.

Famous for handing out his phone number to every cute waiter in London (on 20 pound notes at the end of meals) Kevvo Spacey proves that Ian McClellan’s work has hardly begun. Still there’s nothing like a restraining order, ASBO, or full blown court case to turn Cheeky knowing silence into The Trials of Oscar Wilde, luckily Gay-Pax has chosen a way better century.

Written by UrbanDK

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16 Responses to “Come Out, Come Out, WhereKevin You are”

  1. McKELLAN. Ian McKellan.
    All I had to say.

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  2. Come on! He’s not gay! … no way! …

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  3. I remember reading the story about him taking his dog for a walk in the middle of the night (is that what they call it now?) and getting mugged in that park in London-my first thought was, Oh my God, I didn’t realize Spacey was gay. He was OBVIOUSLY cruising.

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  4. That would explain a couple of things. He’s still cute though… Cute as in like my other gay male friends. I definitely should have sensed that earlier… Too bad, he doesn’t dare to come out of the closet…

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  5. Hana, surely you’re joking…right?

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  6. I heard that this total fag (see George Clooney) chokes on small bones. True or false?

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  7. Come out! Come out! Closets are for clothes!

    Yeah, this guy has my gaydar going - bing, bing, bing!

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  8. Kevin could be in the kitchen cabinet for all I care. He’s a great actor and I love him no matter what. He’s funny as heck too.

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  9. About 10 years ago I dated a chick who claimed to be his beard at many an event in Hollywood. Just saying.

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  10. I just love him … I don’t care if he comes out or stays in or never was in so can’t come out. I just love him.

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  11. I agree. He is a fanastic actor. My favorite is still - American Beauty.

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  12. I’d be glad to be his “beard”. Just to have him do his Walter Mathieu (sp?) and Jack Lemmon impressionations is just like sex with a straight guy for me..

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  13. His beard????

    Spacey’s famously gay and he knows everyone knows - he just doesn’t feel the need to talk about it and fair enough too, I say. He’s a great actor and he doesn’t want his private life influencing the roles he’s offered.

    I saw a paparazzi pic a few years ago of him and another man. In a series of shots taken from behind at an angle Kevin had his head in the other guy’s ahem….. lap.

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  14. noone gives a shit if kevin spacey isgay. ian mckellan is gay and is in a lot of good movies. my problem with kevin spacey though is that every movie he has made since american beauty sucks.

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  15. So Much Love For The Kev … he must be feeling happy :)

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  16. Spacey is gayer than Little Richard. He used to live at the W in LA and have young guy’s come up all the time.

    Dude is gayer than “Just Jack!”

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