- Stardoll’s Media Dollings. Pop the heads and clothes on and off talking heads Perez, Joan Rivers, Anna Wintour, Ryan Seacrest and more. You might notice that they discourage gender-bending, though. What a shame. [Stardoll]
- Lindsay Lohan’s Valentine: Adventures in Wonderland [Gallery of the Absurd]
- Lindsay Lohan’s mom Dina talks about her daughter’s rehab again [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Lindsay Lohan backed out of her latest movie. Not because they didn’t want her or anything [CelebWarship]
- Fergie says she’s not pregnant or engaged [Mollygood], but it does look like her crotch is itchy [yeeeah]
- Is Tyra Banks fat, skinny, or an annoying bitch? [Bastardly]
- Football is so gay [Agent Bedhead]
- Bob Sagat and Lewis Black are real smack-talking penguins (whose mouths don’t move) in the straight-to-DVD Farce of the Penguins [Pajiba]
- Pictures of Matt Damon filming The Bourne Ultimatum in Berlin [Random Good Stuff]
- Pictures of Michael Jackson’s kids’ very white faces [IDLYITW]
- Patrick Dempsey and his wife had twin boys [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- Katie Holmes says she loves calling Tom husband [Socialite's Life]
- Kirsten Dunst looking fug as usual [PopSugar]
- Sienna Miller shoved a photographer [The Superficial]
- Even skinny Mischa Barton has cellulite [Gossip or Truth]
- Gisele Bundchen walking her dogs [Gabsmash]
- Are Angelina Jolie’s mom’s ashes going to be scattered in the Bahamas? [Just Jared]
- Does Britney want K-Fed back? [Metadish]
- Christina Aguilera on The Tonight Show
- Britney and Isaac Cohen are still together [PITNB]
- Cute Alyssa Milano photoshoot (except for the fur) [Hollywood Tuna]
- Turkish Superman [Popoholic]
- Denise Richards shows some side crotch while she’s doing coke on the beach [DListed]
- The guerilla marketing guys hanging the Aqua Teen Hunger Force light brites [The Grumpiest]
- Jessica Simpson and John Mayer’s love bus [popbytes]

From the talented artist 14 at Gallery of the Absurd