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Feb 6
'07
Best of the worst: German Idol

You do not need to know one word of German to thoroughly enjoy these clips from Deutschland sucht den Superstar. Bad singing and false pride are universal.

Andreas, “Everything I Do.”

Caroline, I don’t know what she’s signing, but she sure is scary

“Hot Stuff” Dennis

Nadine, “My Heart Will Go On”

Nicole, I have no idea what she’s singing

And here are two people who sort-of sing well and get denied:

This chick is from last season, but it’s precious how she gets all offended and tells the judge she can sing better than he can:

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Posted in Deutschland sucht den Superstar, Video

4 Responses to “Best of the worst: German Idol”

  1. I love the Titanic one! Their special effects are interesting, to say the least.

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  2. Their effects are like that dating show that’s on late at night. What is that called?

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  3. Hi new poster, but long time reader.

    1) The show you are thinking of is Blind Date probably. It was the first thing that popped into my mind.

    2) That last chick looked kinda like Pam form the Office. Or is that just me?

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  4. Hi Vermillion, nice to meet you.
    It is Blind Date. I used to watch that late at night. She does look like a heavy Pam from the office. I love that show, but we don’t get the American version in Switzerland.

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