Here are some new photos of Kim Kardashian’s latest fashion disaster. She was photographed in this outfit on Friday, as she was furniture shopping. I know. I can’t. I think at one point I even suggested empire waists for her, a suggestion I am know really regretting. We’ve talked a lot about how Kim is carrying this baby in her ass, but I still maintain that her boobs have gotten really huge too, it’s just that no one has noticed because of her ass. Her boobs are actually the reason that this dress/ensemble doesn’t work.
So… let me spell it out for Kim, and the following suggestions are seriously not meant with any snark or judgment. I am truly trying to help here. Dear Kim: STOP. Girl, just stop. Find some maternity maxi dresses, long comfortable skirts with elastic panels and try some stretchy pants paired with long tunics. Enough. Admit to yourself that you are not going to have a fashion-forward pregnancy and just find some clothes that flatter your growing frame and more importantly, find some pieces that won’t suffocate your body (or the baby). No more leather. No more stuffing yourself into triple-Spanx. And give up the heels too.
By the way, I think everybody heard that rumor that Kanye West wants to name their baby North West. I think the report started in The Sun, maybe? Well, of course it was too good to be true. “Sources close to Kim and Kanye” have shut it down, saying that they will definitely NOT be naming their kid North West, which is too bad. It was actually beginning to grow on me! NoWest 4 EVA.
Meanwhile, if you chanced upon Kim’s Instagram over the past few days, you would have noticed that she has WAY too much time on her hands and she decided to try out several pairs of colored contacts, changing her outfit for each new eye color and posting the results on her Instagram. I have the same coloring as Kim – similar skin tone, brown eyes and dark brown/black hair. I too have dreamt of having light eyes, but as some point you just have to own your own eye color and recognize that colored contacts are going to make you look like a zombie. PS… She really, really needs to stop with the lip injections. They have gotten completely crazy.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet and Kim’s Instagram.
Holy TIT!
Bahahahaha! And I thought she looks uncomfortable in her clothes before now it looks like she is being tortured!
She needs a better bra or something…..this makes her look really saggy.
She definitely needs a better bra.
To me it looks like she’s not wearing a bra. I can’t imagine the back pain she’s probably experiencing and can’t understand why she needs to dress so uncomfortably.
In olden days there was a period of confinement in which the new mother was not seen in public. I know Kim K is not very smart but she should take this as a time of confinement and hide her fat body from the public because she looks a hot mess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just looked up the expression ‘hot mess’ in
urbandictionary.com, and it has two definitions:
a) When ones thoughts or appearance are in a state of disarray but they maintain an undeniable attractiveness or beauty.
b) a derogatory term describing a situation, behavior, appearance, etc. that is disastrously bad. Think “faux pas” but times ten. Possible origin is literal (think, steaming dogpile).
WHICH ONE DO YOU THINK KIM KARDASHIAN IS?
What? Am I missing some sarcarm here? Because it sounds like you believe a fat woman’s body is too disgusting to be seen in public!
🙂
She can’t just stay home. She must be out there in front of the papparazzi’s cameras. She must be the center of attention. What a ham.
@ smaug
I don’t think CB is saying KK should stay home because she is big now. But her clothing choices are looking even stranger than usual. My weight fluctuates (have been up to 200 lbs on 5’6″, now around 175) but it looks like KK is really uncomfortable due to her weight gain from pregnancy and she’s still trying to dress like she’s not pregnant. I agree with the post – maxi dresses, long skirts with elastic waist bands, etc. I would wear them myself if I could (I am not pregnant and it’s snowy winter where I am – burrrrrr). So I think the point is that KK is (again) ignoring her body type when choosing her clothes.
@sarah: That was in reply to Candle Westmoreland!
Hilariously hideous! You loving’ your x-rated bod now Kim?
TOTAL TIT! What ass? Why am I thinking of the word HEFFALUMP??
I must say I enjoy each and every horrible outfit she wears and every pound she puts on. You can say that she doesn’t feel comfortable being preggo and I love it. I bet she thought that pregnancy was the best idea ever…. but surprise, surprise think again. She built her career on sex and being sexy (vulgar) and sorry for saying that but nobody wants to f@ck woman who’s fat, still married and pregnant with another man and nobody wants to be woman who’s fat, still married and pregnant with another man. It’s just too much. It can be her swan song, I wish it was.
I think it’s hilarious too Demi.
UDDER disaster.
That’s the one. Good job. 😉
Oh my…what Denise said “Udder disaster”! It’s not her weight that’s the issue. It’s the fact that she cannot dress for her new body type.
Also, Toes are NOT supposed to hang off the end of the shoe.
Geez! These rags make her look DEFORMED!
I think the pregnancy hormones have damaged her eyesight. How else to explain the progressively more and more disasterous ‘fashion’ choices?
I am soooo looking forward to when she’s in her last trimester and looks like a calving whale cow. For all the shit we had to put up with from this skank, this will be Karma big time kicking her in the face.
She already seems to be melting, and only holding up together with multiple layers of Spanx and tight outfits. Few more months and she’ll turn into Jabba the Hutt.
There is some justice in the universe, after all 😉
I HONESTLY don’t want to make fun of her (she is pregnant, gaining weight, been there, done that), but…I actually had to laugh at those photos. She looks hilarious :))) The boobs, the dress, the high-heeled shoes, honestly…that’s what you want to wear when you’re going shopping AND being pregnant? 😀
No matter how many Chanel clothes she borrows she will never look like a lady.
I just want to say that I appreciate your RHOBH reference.
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And the face! I’m finally seeing katface here. The space between her nose and upper lip is looking especially catty to me in the contact lens photos. She’s turning into an Armenian Jocelyn Wildenstein!
Actually, her face proves she should be wearing her hair down in those first pics.
Her problem is that she dresses like she’s not pregnant.
No problem with any woman getting really large during pregnancy. There’s a growing baby after all-but please just dress for your new body size!
I really hope no one thinks she’s fat or need to lose weight-just stop wearing tight leather.
I’m surprised she can even MOVE in those ridiculous shoes! Those are hard enough to walk in to begin with, but PREGNANT? She’s not supporting her (impressively) enormous chest, either. plus even *her* ass can’t counterbalance the current baby bump.
She looks a mess, but it also kinda sadly *hurting* herself at the same time. Personally, I truly hope she’s not getting any cosmetic procedures done while pregnant… Why even take a *chance* of hurting the baby with chemicals or something?
Never mind the ensemble (plus, I just can’t with her clothing anymore)… LOOK at that line of make up all around the back of her hair line and down onto her neck!!! How effing gross is that?!
didnt notice it until you pointed it out… i wonder how her skin can handle all that makeup without breaking out terribly
this broad is so self-absorbed. omg, does she think about anything but herself? can you imagine what she’s going to be like when she gets older and starts losing her looks?
good god, this broad needs a hobby besides herself.
Was thinking the same thing. Who takes that many selfies?? And what’s with the new bj mouth, a la Lopez — the lips slightly parted, mouth-breathing pose? At some point, darlin, you just look silly. And that point has definitely arrived!
I can imagine it… she’ll be like Kris Jenner :/
Narcissistic personality disorder.
Please get a stylist, KimK. And if you already have one, fire them and get another.
Wasn’t the issue that every time she had a stylist send out for clothes she made it clear she only wanted to be dressed as a “size 4” because she really believed she was?
She never seems willing to dress for her actual body type and size so all her clothes will look terrible on her regardless of style.
Her stylist is Kanye, isn’t it? He needs to get her out of this crap STAT. She looks awful.
I bet she wishes she was carrying like Duchess Kate.
I’m pretty sure Kanye styles her. I believe she’s even said that he doesn’t want her to wear maternity clothes. He must be blind, and yes, she should fire him! She should instead have her sister, Kourtney, style her while she’s pregnant, because Kourtney always looked cute and comfortable.
Monica Rose was/is her stylist. Or at least that’s what a google search and a series of 2012 articles led me to that conclusion. She still has clothing lines of her own and she periodically has to be seen in them. It can’t be Kanye’s clothes and style all the time. She does say she dresses for him and what he likes so it’s probably a little of both.
I could be wrong though. I don’t follow her a lot.
She said recently that she uses four different stylists.
Oh, dear. Yes, her breasts have grown truly gi-normous. Does this woman own a mirror? She should leave her hair down, or at least tie it up loosely, because pulled as tightly as it is makes it appear she hasn’t washed her neck. She has gone way too far with the lip “enhancement”, too. She now looks like a cheap wax dummy. I’ve never been a fan, but a few short years ago her natural exotic looks were extremely attractive. Now, she is just another fake-looking wannabe; a pathetic parody of her own celebrity. She makes me cringe.
“because pulled as tightly as it is makes it appear she hasn’t washed her neck.”
Hmm, what? Please elaborate.
It’s because the fake tan on her face and neck is so much darker/ more orange than the skin at the base of her scalp, which is much lighter and it shows with her hair pulled so high up . It does look like she hasn’t washed behind her ears. The coloring she is supposed to have is the one on her hands I believe. But like this she has 3 different coloring nuances on her face/neck, hands, legs.
Thanks. Now that you mention it her different skin tones are quite obvious 😀
Her face looks dirty
I see it, that linea blanca wrapped around her hairline. You could almost see the outlet at the base of her head where she gets plugged in everyday, if the camera angle was a little more behind her. I am a couple of weeks further along than her, and don’t know how or why she dresses like she does. And always at least one shot with that utterly derpy smile. I feel for her unborn child who will perhaps one day see these pictures and this utterly delusional, narcissistic woman as his/her mother. On the other hand, the kid could be as demented as his/her parents.
haha yes and this is s dead give away for breast implants ..you see how they are lopsided and oddly shaped? when u dont wear a bra with implants and pregnancy they look funny and get insanely huge ..she just looks so uncomfortable smh
If she does not want to be laughed at, she should not leave the house dressed like a clown. Being pregnant is no excuse to be this tacky. No one forces her to look like this.
She still does not seem to be comfortable with being pregnant because she tries to dress like she is not and it puts an emphasis on her size and it does not look good.
She does look like a caricature. That’s the kindest thing I can say.
What the Effing heck is she thinking?!?!?!? Totally looks…I can’t even. Seriously Kim stop it. You look redic!!!!!
Gaining weight is part of the gig when you’re pregnant. It happens, it normal and expected. So you dress comfortably, as you grow larger. She in her brain is still thinking she can still dress like she used to, and get away with it. She looks awful, and uncomfortable. The heels, the skirts that are tight and all of it. It only makes her look more huge. It’s like she’s fight her body, and in denial that she is getting bigger.
A perfect example of why you should not get breast and butt implants — they don’t do well over time, and especially do not look natural during pregnancy.
That’s exactly what I was thinking. It looks like her plastic bits have swollen more than any other part of her. If she had left her lips, boobs and butt alone she would look completely different.
I wonder is she regretting the boob and butt implants now?
Her breast look like they hurt so much.
I did see somewhere a picture of her in a tan dress and sandals. Probably the most maternity outfit she has worn. It was very loose and outside of that updo bun she looked kind of cute.
I just think she should just forget about trying to be High Fashion and enjoy the experience of her first baby.
** I still have to laugh. Everyone was waiting for what Kate would be wearing during her pregnancy, and that there would be a competition. Well Kate seems to be wearing coats. Kim all these dumb outfits. I find both of them less then interesting. BUT it seems Kim is getting more attention.
This part of pregnancy is hard. You haven’t truly popped and you just feel fat. So you try dressing to conceal because you think it’s too early for maternity clothes. It’s not too early! Finally surrendering to maternity clothes was the best thing ever. They are made to flatter. Poor Kim.
I saw one of these pictures last night on Dlisted and burst out laughing. So much so that my husband came to see why so I showed him.
First comment, a puzzled “Who’s that?” so I told him. Second comment: “How trashy!” I also explained to him that Kimmy is filthy rich, so she could afford better clothes, which confused him even further as to why she would wear that outfit.
Didn’t she used to be a “stylist”? I feel for her with the pregnancy weight gain but why can’t she just relax? Everything is so tight and awkward, including hair and face. The last couple of months will be really interesting.
And not only that Kaiser, but everything she has worn looks so uncomfortable! I mean a part of being fashionable is that the clothes fit well, and you look effortless. She fails on both counts….Everyday! She looks like she is going to topple over. Those poor boobs need air. That shirt is not it!
I did see a photo of her in a light brown smock with a cute necklace and nice sandals yesterday and it was the first time I thought she look comfortable and appropriately dressed this whole pregnancy! I’m too lazy to look up the link, it’s out there though. She looks nice in those photos. Here, not so much.
Yes, that is the outfit I was talking about in my post.
I don’t and won’t call her fat. She is pregnant. I just think she is so invested in being Kim K that she can’t enjoy her pregnancy. Even when the doctor told her to talk a break. She said something about talking a week off. Which I doubt. She needs to take a long break.
I think Khloe is loving all this a bit. she seems to have come out and is looking great. But I hope she has a baby too.
Exactly she isn’t enjoying her pregnancy because she is so invested in being Kim Kardashian. All the concern of keeping her “sexy” image and “business” engagements should be at th bottom of her priorities right now.
I saw it, Hoya Chick. It was in the Daily Mail, and the first time she’s looked decent since she announced her pregnancy. I bet she felt a lot more comfortable too.
Here’s the link:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2298178/Kim-Kardashian-displays-hint-baby-bump-steps-billowing-smock-sensible-sandals.html
In addition to looking far, far more comfortable, she look much thinner in the loose shirt dress and sandals.
If she would dress like a pregnant woman, and not like a 10 lb sausage in a 5 lb bag, she would look slimmer.
Exactly!
Who is telling her the tight stuff looks good? This flowing tan dress and flip flops is the first time I have ever seen her look comfortable, normal and even a bit happy.
I checked out the article (thanks for sharing!), but I was amazed at how many people in the comments attacked her just as viciously for that outfit, calling it a tent & her a whale.
Looks like no matter what she wears, people are going to take issue w/something about it. I wish she’d realize that & just dress comfortably from here on out in the pregnancy.
I`d say it was an *UDDER* disaster!
Is she gestating a human baby or a heifer?
Amen. I was just about to write exactly the same comment!
She should be wearing a Mumu.
Moo moo?
BEWBS!!!!!
Udder disaster indeed.
She looks like she always looks..trashy. And what is with all those pictures and different color contacts? She is so self-absorbed I wonder how she is possibly going to stop taking pictures of herself long enough to bond with her baby. As always it is just another day with another Kim picture prancing around doing nothing, going nowhere and being so in love with herself. Everything looks ready to pop, her lips, her boobs and that ass.
She looks like a trembling pudding teetering on heels.
LOL!!!!
Hilarious!
Lol, #COTD
At last someone addressed Kim Kardashian’s 5-inch heels. They are so wrong for any pregnant woman. All of the advise given here is pretty sound, but I don’t think she wil take it. Does Kim even read celebrity gossip websites? Also, color lenses make people look like aliens from another galaxy because they don’t look natural.
Pregnant or not, who wears 5 inch heels to go furniture shopping?? She is like a caricature now.
She looks like a real doll in those colored contact pictures. Creepy.
That is exactly what I thought too! Like one of those teems wanting to look like Japanimation!
Se keeps trying to make it look like she has a waist. And then there is overhang over her belt. Bad looking choices. I am sure she can’t believe everyone thinks she is so poorly dressed too!
Dear Lord… It’s not even the baby weight – it’s the clothes that just make her look like a pinata. Who is she trying to impress here anyway? We don’t care. You’re pregnant. Take a break from all that.
She tries to be a fashionista, but seriously, she always chooses clothes that don’t look good on her. It’s like she sees them on the models and thinks it’s going to look the same in her. Girl, take polaroids before leaving the house, like Cher Horowitz! Sadly some clothes won’t ever look good on her because expensive designers always have skinny women in mind for their best stuff, which is messed up, but I think it’s their way of telling heavier women “Please do not wear my stuff.” I think it’s awful.
Re: Designers not wanting her to wear their clothes-
Remember that magazine photo shoot she did around last year, where the stylist for the magazine reached out to design houses to get clothes for her and all of them said “no”? I think the consensus was that part of it was her body, but most of it was that she is Kim K. It’s the same reason she can’t get an invitation to the Met Gala, etc. The ‘serious’ fashion people don’t want to be associated with her low-class image.
She’s so vain, she doesn’t think this baby is ‘about’ HER..
“You’re so vain: you probably think this baby’s about you . . .”
It’s a choice to look this bad. And it has nothing to do with her pregnancy.
That mutton chop/side burns dress is not looking that terrible anymore.
Her breasts look so sad. Please get a proper bra Kim. That will already improve the whole outfit.
I hate those mullet dresses yuck. Her boobs are hugh they look like basketballs. Oh yeah color contacts are lame I own my brown eyes.
With Kanye’s mom dying from plastic surgery, you would think he wouldn’t want her to keep up her awful plastic surgery. At this point I think she is trying to change her race or something with all this surgery. So sad she can’t love who she is and is always trying to change into something she isn’t. I think the same thing when I see pale people tanning until they become leather. just be happy with who you are people! But her self absorption makes me want to punch her in her dirty neck.
Bingo! I too have thought that she is trying to morph or cut her way into looking more like Beyonce. And it’s not working.
And all the while, Beyonce’ appears to have been sliding back & forth on the ‘lightness of skin color’ scale, depending on what she’s doing. I’ve seen a hip-hop magazine actually use photoshop to darken her skin color several shades, where-as some high-end fashion mag lightened her almost to MY skin color (which is an accomplishment).
It disgusted me totally, seeing *both*. Beyonce IS a beautiful woman (who irritates the fckin’ crap out of me) & doesn’t need to alter herself for everyone else. Neither does Kim.
I tried tanning in highschool once, it was a disaster. All I did was cause 800-million freckles to appear all over me (I normally only get them on face/shoulders) after I peeled from horrid (can’t eat/sleep/move/breathe) sunburn) xD I deserved it for being an idiot.
Hakura – HEE! 😀 When I was pregnant with my eldest child, some stupid dumbass thought a few tanning salon trips would be a good gift. (This was over 20 years ago, mind you. And I also happened to be a stupid pregnant teenager.)
So, on my birthday, I happily skipped off to the tanning salon and proceeded to freckle and burn my ASS off! When my parents took me out to dinner, I was itching and in pain and red as the seafood & steaks we were eating. It was something else!
@Sarcasmo – xD! Oh Lord. The joys of pregnancy amplified further by the curse of bad decisions that led you to be fried. You can only hope that said ‘friend’ encountered ‘karma’ at some point, & burned their asses too badly to sit.
I went out in public like that, too. It was kinda humiliating, because it really WAS everywhere, & once it started healing/peeling, it was just… kind of gross, & I felt like EVERYONE who looked at me knew what a complete DUMBASS I was & laughing at me.
My brother’s comforting words were to start calling me a lizard.
Hakura – Yes, I was…striped. I had the big red pregnant belly and the big red pregnant ass. It was really…something, to say the least. (We’ve got a bit of Native American in our Irish blood, so while I may burn & freckle, I also tan well. Figure that!) But I was itching and burning and I don’t even know what! I cannot even imagine what I looked like, nor do I really want to. (I certainly hope karma’s caught up with that dumbass “gift-giver”!)
And my brother was too young (and scared) to say that to me at the time, otherwise I’m sure he would’ve opened up!
@Sarcasmo – LOL! My brother is 6 years younger, so he wasn’t afraid to sit there & smirk everytime I winced trying to move & sit.
But for some reason, my scalp & back of my neck didn’t burn, so them both being bright white in a sea of red clouds just made it even more obvious. I think it was around the time I tried going blonde… I was so stupid. xD
Wow, you’re lucky! I have a great-great grandmother who was Native American (& truly looked it). Sad to say her features didn’t make it down the line to save me from myself. xD
And the best part is that she spent HOURS in her closet before she went outside. Fail. BTW Where is her baby daddy?
Picking that crap out.
She looks like she’s wearing a bustle. Honestly if she was really worried about people being mean about her pregnancy weight gain, she wouldn’t keep dressing like…. like…. like THAT. She’s making herself look like a sausage with the casing twisted in all the wrong places.
This is so very bad that she is just plain pathetic. I almost feel sorry for her here.
I actually DO feel sorry for her, about this… Scary, right? @_x
She doesn’t even look like a human being in those contact photos. What a shame what she’s done to her once pretty face.
Another horrible outfit too. She keeps trying to dress like she always did, and just looks flat out stupid.
I think this could be the worst she’s looked since she got pregnant but I’m sure she’ll outdo herself soon enough.
I feel so sad for those boobs.
Does she not know how to get a properly fitted bra?.
she needs to stop with the heels before she trips and breaks something,hopefully not the baby.
In the picture of her current outfit immediately under the last contact picture she looks like a fat Victoria Beckham. Her face is getting stranger and stranger these days, it doesn’t look like her own! What has she done to her pretty Armenian features?!? She just looks like a generic puffy LA broad, everything is swollen aNd plastic.
(these are all facial comments, not attacks on pregnant weight gain. I’m pregnant too and I’m not going to snark on that… But Kim needs to LAY OFF all her facial fillers!!!)
She needs to lay off everything cosmetic/chemical while she’s pregnant, if you ask me.
(That’s great! I hope you have a much more pleasant time with your pregnancy than Kim is making hers ^^;)
I so agree, SunnySide. I am friends with an Armenian family. The dad is a looker, and his wife and two daughters are stunning; very similar to what KK used to look like. I really don’t understand the fascination with the tan, especially when her skin wasn’t really pale to begin with. Then we have the make-up over the Doritos tan…it makes her look like a grub. I’m not commenting on her weight gain, particularly considering I was HUUUGE during my first and last pregnancies. She does need a good, well-fitted bra, but I suspect she’d consider a proper supportive bra as too granny-ish and would rather wear a “fashion” bra, which is fine when she’s not pregnant. Perhaps the same is true of her choice of footwear. There probably is some validity in calling her on a Narcissistic Personality Disorder, too. One would need a huge amount of narcissism to do what she does, dress as she does and behave as she does. I’m really starting to think the reality of pregnancy has come as an enormous shock, and that there is a modicum of denial. Given her weight gain, I think it won’t be too long before all the dressed-up gallivanting takes its toll, and she will retreat until the birth. She should do what we mere mortals do at this stage – go on maternity leave. The operative word being “leave”.
I still don’t buy that she’s pregnant. She just looks like she’s eaten too much. And i think that if she were really pregnant she would be posting daily pics of her naked belly coz she is such an attention seeker.
What!!!?? Of course she’s pregnant. No fakery here. She just needs to accept it and dress in something that doesn’t cause her pain and discomfort.
She has posted some pics of her bare pregnant stomach
You’re crazy. That’s a pregnant person. No attractive celebrity would get that fat on purpose.
She really is a cartoon character already.
I think she is more concerned with looking like some pregnant fashionista than the health of her child. She looks like a clown
Oh god. This dress makes her look like she has no torso. She just goes from huge boobs to huge bum (which looks even bigger thanks to the fabric)
This has to be her worst yet. She’s having the least flattering pregnancy and it’s all her own fault for dressing this way
My retinas have been burned out…it’s just toooo much…
If she dosent take it easy while on her pregnancy her baby is the one who will suffer. if her baby is born with complications its her fault. Im just more concerned about her baby than she is how tragic. Shes cares more about fame, money, and vanity than her own child. Just like her mom.
if her baby is born with complications its her fault.
Unless the baby has FAS or something that can be directly linked to her actions while pregnant, no it isn’t & that is a horrible thing to say.
i never said she drinks while prego. all im saying is if she dosent take care of herself and work less, dress like shes pregnate, and stop wearing those high heels she wont have any complications. everyone knows your not suppose to do the crap that kim is doing while prego. theres nothing wrong with a maxi dress and sandals. they are so comfy and cute.
all im saying is if she dosent take care of herself and work less, dress like shes pregnate, and stop wearing those high heels she wont have any complications.
What? That makes no sense. Nothing about the way she is dressed could cause complications in her pregnancy, unless she was wearing a corset, which she clearly isn’t. Falling off the heels might cause a problem, but, since she has been wearing them most of her life, I’m not really all that worried about it.
And, a woman who wears loose comfy clothes & flat shoes while pregnant can have complications too.
Yes, she looks silly & quite uncomfortable in her outfits, but nothing about them means that she will have complications.
As I stated before, blaming a mother for potential complications is a terrible thing to do, unless, of course, they are caused by maternal behavior (excessive drinking, drug use, etc)
She wears spanks while prego thats basically like a corset.
No it isn’t. A corset was used to change the actual bones, spanx are used to smooth bumps & lines.
Sorry, but her stupid wardrobe won’t negatively effect the child anymore than a nice one would positively effect a child
Droopy McGoo doesn’t have clue….
Should someone be a friend and tell her that the front hem of her skirt is caught in her undies?
She really puts the “ugh” in ugly.
This dolt must believe that things bulging out from her body in all the wrong places looks good. Those boobs need support. How will she support an infant human if she can’t even support her boobs?
That doughnut hairdo on top of her head makes her head look pregnant, too.
why can she except the fact she is pregnant???
she doesn’t need to try to be sexy.
except it, you’re not!
I feel sorry for the baby when he/she comes….Kim is not going to care about him/her one bit. She is going to whine, b***, moan and complain abut how SHE looks and what the baby has done to her figure etc. And where is Kanye lately? I have seen a picture of him with Kim in a couple of weeks. Has he already dumped her?
Am I the only one who thinks she looks like Leona Lewis in the fourth picture? (Leona doesn’T have blue eyes, but still.)
Ok. I’m starting to think this mess is all part of her plan. Seriously. Who the fuq steps outisde in this outfit and thinks this is a good look? It’s all so she can be on the cover of Us Weekly celebrating her “body after baby”. This outfit will be one of the pics in the “before” section. Trust.
I am ready for hi-low hems to be over.
I know that she has always favored belted looks and things that define her previously small waist. But, hello!! You don’t have a waist while pregnant! She needs to embrace it and just stop with these ridic outfits! And I don’t know what is up with her face lately but it’s been looking very different. I don’t know if it’s the bangs, tweaking or what, but she barely resembles herself.
+1. The worst part about all of these outfits is that she is still trying to have a waist. The joy of the pregnant belly is completely lost for this woman.
I swear she has removed all the mirrors from her home. That is the only explanation… That is the ONLY explanation.
She just truly can’t accept this body can she?
@simonette I’m with you! She’s doing a Beyonce but making her own pillow! She’s gained a ton of weight but there is nothing “pregnant” about it – no baby bump, no change in her face or ankles… Time will tell.
She must be OUT OF CONTROL eating to have put on this much weight so early. Wonder what is going on there?
Her feet must hurt like hell.
You are crazy too. Or you’ve never seen a pregnant person.
Can’t she buy herself some maternity clothes? There are a lot of stylish maternity outfits she could wear instead of squeezing herself in these ridiculous clothes she wears.
If you are going to FAKE a pregnancy and just get FAT – hire a stylist!! Hey Kim, I think you are proving that money can’t buy you CLASS!! I look forward to your fashion disasters! I think Kanye (the angry closeted gay man) is just playing a cruel joke on you with his fashion advice. Look how Kate Middleton dresses her REAL baby bump. Whether casual or fancy, she does it with ease and class. Kim people are just laughing at you!
It’s just a horrible outfit like most of the things she wears. Somebody needs to dress this girl
The gold dress Kim had on a couple of days ago looked much better than this unflattering mess. Long flowing dresses would be the way to go as they look really nice and are so so comfortable.
I thought that she had finally come to whatever senses she might have have when I saw her in that loose, but stylish, gold/tan dress and sandals that you’re talking about. There was also a flowy pinkish beige (?) one that looked o.k. too. However, I see that I was wrong. She is now back to dresses and shoes that would be medieval torture devices even if she weren’t pregnant. Why does she do this to herself? She could have flattering, beautiful, fashionable, comfortable clothes tailor made for exactly her changing size and shape. She would get even more press, look and feel great and maybe even get some respect. Instead she chooses horrible things that are 4 sizes too small. It makes no sense.
can’t believe she reproduced. i fear for that baby. i hope it develops a personality that exceeds one of a zygote. I can’t believe people like this actually exist
Somebody told her that always having her lips apart looks sexy, like she’s about to give a blowjob. To me she just looks like a mouthbreather, dumb as a rock
KK, just stop. Stop already. I’m not a fan, but I have a similar build and pregnancies were rough. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Jessica Simpson has been doing it right. Leggings, tunics, boots…. girl, you’re not going to be sexy right now. You’re pregnant. CHILL.
I agree. It’s okay to be just pregnant.
Pants and tunics, Kim. Make it happen.
Please, someone, explain this hem line. I get the whole long hem, short hem style but this looks like either 1. the front of her dress is caught up in her underwear or 2. the hem from the back of the dress has come undone (as it looks very unfinished.) The top is WAY to small. I saw the tan dress also and thought it looked SO much better than what she has been wearing.
She looks so uncomfortable. If she would just own her pregnancy and wear some cute maternity fashions, she would look so much better. Just saw some pics of Jessica Simpson at some event and she looks stunning! She looked happy, comfortable, and stylish. KK should take a page from JS maternity look!
Some of her clothes are awful, especially the girly ruffle dresses that she wears. I will give her credit, most of her clothing look expensive. I suppose she has standards.
Doesn’t matter what it cost, she makes it all look cheap.
Well once again it’s Kim… I’m starting to feel sorry for her & can’t stand the K-Klan. She was @ lunch w/ Robin Antin who was dressed in a too short outfit also. She’s pitiful? The sadest part is the article remarked about her toned legs? Are u kidding me. Pathetic!
The saddest part is that she used to be (supposedly) a stylist for Parasite Hilton and others.
And this is how she chooses to represent herself once she’s achieved “I Was Pissed on in an ‘accidently-released’ Home-Made Porno with Ray J” fame? (At least she set the bar really, REALLY low.)
You would think, even pregnant, that Kim might be able to step over said ‘bar’, but it’s not looking too promising from here. xD
I think Kim’s days of being sexy and attractive are over. She will probably from now on suffer from massive weight gain. I think she’s reaping what she has sown due to things like her fake marriage, etc.
Karma?
Another website features a picture of the back of the blouse. It looks as if she is busting out of the seams.
I just noticed the back of her top! It has cut outs in it? Mercy… someone help her! I guess we should be grateful she didn’t wear the cut outs in the front.
O dear. This simply made me laugh. And, she can’t seem to closer her mouth with her lips like that. Bovine beauty all around from flabby lips to that… outfit. Ouch.
Yes, hire a stylist now or get a new one.
I just want to spend five minutes in her vapid head…I really can’t fathom what it must be like in there.
On topic, she looks horrifying.
Methinks the tour would be over in much less time…move along, folks! Nothing to see here!
Considering where she usually keeps her head, i’m not sure you’d even want to spend 5 minutes in there. >_>
I always kinda thought of it like a seashell. You can just hear the ocean echoing from nothingness~~~~~
She is a lovely shade of Oompa Loompa orange.
*Feels so mean* She’s kinda shaped like one, too…
Damnit, now I’m gonna hear that damn song whenever I see her. xD
In the pics when Kim is wearing the contacts, she’s giving me, Renee from Mob Wives vibes.
Bless her heart. I thought it would be impossible to find a less flattering outfit than that black leather skirt get-up from the other day. I do believe this might surpass it though. She is such an overachiever!
“Bad fashion over-achiever” – yup, that’s her! 🙂 (Thanks for my a.m. laugh!)
Bra intervention required ASAP!
Where is her Baby Daddy????? They haven’t been photographed much lately. He is probably mortified by the reaction to his impregnating such a talentless, self absorbed, superficial, wannabe slut.
I was wondering the same thing. Where the heck is Kanye? Are they still a couple? Kim seems to be all alone. She is dressing like a woman in complete denial of her largeness.
“Come, come take a ride! On Kim’s magical, her magical balloon-belly…..Oh-Ohhhh, UP, UP and AWAY-EH EH! on Kim’s magical, her magical balloon-belly!”
Good GOD! I saw a promo for their show on E! and there’s a blip of Kim reading the gossip mags “Omg….I’m on like the worst dressed list” she read it like it was the first time!
Her determination to be ‘fashion fwd’ during her prego (which, I still say is faux-prego. Look at her jawline in those pics. If she were truly prego and as huge looking as she is why isn’t she gaining weight in her face?).
This, ‘look’ is not fashion fwd. I get an uncomfortable feeling like my jeans are too tight whenever I see her like this and I worry about that (faux baby)baby. that womb cannot be predictable…wtf.
this is Kim’s inspiration for her lips: http://riffraf.typepad.com/.a/6a0120a7b5f86a970b0153936181ba970b-pi
Meanwhile, here are her big contenders: http://www.celebs.com/archives/celebnewswires-top-10-fakest-celebrity-lips.html (check out Lindsay Lohan!!!)
The enlarged boobs are the only thing balancing out her ever-expanding ass, and those ta-tas are keeping her from falling over backwards. She should show them a little more love and support!
As far as her outfits, they are just as attention-seeking as she is, and she does it on purpose.
Am I the only one who find her feet are incredibly swollen? Check out those sausage toes!
Honestly Kim wear unflattering clothes because its ALL PR! She does this on purpose to be written about and so stay in the headlines. If the press and us stop writing about or stop paying attention maybe the KARDASHIANS can ride of into the sunset.
Maybe she’s trying to get a maternity wear line to “sponsor” her?
Her toes! How can you notice her toes? I applaud you for getting that far.
Laughing at “overachiever”/
An assault to the senses. A big orange GRINCH.
Orange is right – I wonder who she pays to put all that orange so carefully around her hair line – carefully – hahahahahahahahah
This is painful on so many levels …
Can we talk about the fact that he absurdly large breasts and butt is because they *may* have already had implants? I’m around an awful lot of pregnant women, and it’s actually not normal to get that huge in those regions. Not that it’s impossible, but…
That is categorically untrue. Some pregnant women get as big as houses. It’s just part of being pregnant. It’s okay not to like someone, but this is just wrong.
I went from a 34 F to a 36 L (UK sizes) when I was pregnant – believe me, it’s possible!
She looks ridiculous. Her boobs have to be killing her and what does she do…wear a bad bra.
I wish I had a modicum of sympathy for her, but I don’t. There are cute maternity clothes out there, but she insists on shoving her body into the most uncomfortable, tackiest crap out there.
Wow, anyone else get a Leona Lewis vibe from the pic with the white shirt and blue contacts?
Am I the only one who is enjoying her horrific pregnant fashion mistakes? She just keeps outdoing herself sublimely picking outfits that are more and more ridiculous. I hope actually hope she never dons maternity clothes. I can’t wait to see her in a pencil skirt at nine months because you know that is what is going to happen. She has body dysmorphic disorder in reverse.
I think the Vegas oddsmakers should be taking bets on whether the belly will ever overtake the ass.
Ha! isn’t this so true? for me it is. I sit here and type away bashing and criticizing my Hollywood Hoes YET what would I do if they actually took my advice? KK would start dressing for her age, ass and situation appropriate (ie: picking your nose while you get a pedicure outfitted in a Dior ball gown…)?
If all my Hollywood Hoes shaped up I’d be living a vastly empty life… : (
Whether she ends up losing the weight or not, she will exploit it into a money maker.
When I was younger, I wanted big boobs SO badly. This picture makes me grateful for my large As small Bs.
My mom always had huge breasts (DD+, can’t even remember, & she was only 5’3), so she worried that I would end up with them too. Which of course, in middle/high school, is what you *want*.
But I was always a B (I’m only 5’1), then when I hit 25, I kind of randomly became a C.(I’m 26) The odd thing now is that they’re sort of annoying & in my way xD I can’t imagine being as big as my mom was. She actually had a reduction, it was so bad.
(Mom’s sister had one side 2 whole cup sizes bigger than the other, I can’t imagine dealing with that either. Point is, I’m grateful for what I’ve got too. xD
Holy crap! Bitch, go out and buy yourself a maternity bra already. You don’t look sexy, you look disgusting. And gee, I wish we all had the amount of free time you do to sit around and try on different colored contacts. Get a clue and get a life please.
Everything looks squished! It looks like she’s strangling her boobs! I gained like she is during my pregnancy as well. I had to search high and low for a proper bra because my boobs got so big. Kim has access to stylists…WHY doesn’t she just find a proper fitting bra? WHY doesn’t she just find proper fitting maternity clothing? There are such cute options available these days. She should really take the time to look at Jenna Dewan who is wearing really cute, comfortable clothing in her pregnancy. I personally could not wear heels while pregnant. I wanted to be comfortable and safe. Your body is changing so rapidly that it can make you unbalanced. I don’t think her sky high heels are doing her any favors.
I think pregnancy hormones have went straight into her head and twist everything upside down.
That’s the only explanation of that freakshow she is putting on right before our eyes.
I am trembling by the sheer thought of what she will put on during the rest of her pregnancy. She is transforming herself into a living cartoon, a caricature of epic proportions…no pun intended.
“I think pregnancy hormones have went straight into her head”
It’s about time SOMETHING went there!
and BOOM!!!
So sad they’ll die of loneliness…
She’s wearing her ass on her chest
it can’t possibly be good for the fetus to be so squished, can it…
and, man, just imagine the stretch marks she’s earning… i imagine that kanye is mortified by her size; and i bet he dumps her soon, or just quietly disappears from her scene.
Agree. How can all of this pre-delivery swaddling possibly be good for an unborn child? Agree that it is not worse than drugs or alcohol but how can all of this strapping down possibly be healthy for a fetus? How can this selfish woman not be risking birth defects for her child???
Is that true? I’ve heard so many opposite opinions here, about whether tight clothes or stuff like that could cause problems for a baby.
Tight clothing looks terrible but will not harm the fetus.
Thanks for the answer, Nina W! =)
Ewwwwwww!! Just as much disaster as her style always is. Just eww.
If anything were ever to prove just how shallow, vain and one dimensional this woman is, it’s the way she dresses during her pregnancy. Instead of embracing the fact it’s no longer all about her and that she has a new life to consider, she is wholly fixated on squashing her huge self into too tight, ridiculous clothing in an attempt to look “sexy”. And failing horribly. Ho is all she knows.
I think a lot of the problem is the outfit, but my gosh, she looks like a flotation device.
Good lord this is an awful look . She looks like a cupcake shape . Not flattering at all. I do not understand why she is trying to wear stuff like this . She must have an image in her head of what she thinks she looks like and she doesmt realize what she actually looks like . For example, when she was posting old bikini pics that looked nothing like her . I think she is layering spanx and has no concern for this baby.
Kim needs to stop trying to reinvent the fashion wheel. You look bad girl!!! I like the green contacts on her the blue look demonic.
Did anyone else see this?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2298289/Ford-apologizes-ad-shows-Paris-Hilton-smiling-glee-sight-Kardashians-bound-tied-trunk.html
I bet Paris printed it off and framed it!
Honestly, she should just enjoy her pregnant body – there are not many times in your life when you can actively enjoy getting bigger and be able to embrace it. I loved dressing my bump – all the flowy dresses and skirts were so comfy, and made up for the less attractive bits of pregnancy!
Is she wearing a butt cape?!
(In that top photo) her face looks really different? Has she done something else to it? At this point (the fashion) is embarrassing. She has so much cognitive dissonance with her body and her clothing choices. I wish she would see a therapist.
Amem to all your second paragraph!
ps: Kim, wear a bra!
I am not usually shocked when it comes to celebrities but my mouth literally dropped when I saw these pictures. What the hell is she thinking? And I still believe she is in denial about being pregnant, at least fashion wise.
First time I’ve ever seen baby weight in someone’s lips!!! Why or why does she think those lips are even normal looking?
ROFLMAO! This is one hot disaster. Serously sweetie…its time for the mumu clothing line. Do NOT even try to go for body definition, because your body has definitely changed and not for the betterment of lycra, OK? It isn’t just a sweet baby bump out front….
It is alien like.
I was pregnant with my first when Jessica Simpson was with Maxwell. I would get on the message boards and defend her to my dying breath because I felt empathy for a woman going through these changes for the first time and dressing for comfort. I worked out 4-5 times a week (walked 4.5 miles the day i gave birth) and ate healthy and still gained 40 lbs.
With Kim I can’t. She looks miserable and while I sure her baby is fine, she should be kinder to herself and her body, especially after a miscarriage scare. While I hold ZERO love for the Kardashians I do not wish harm to anyone’s child.
And where is Kayne? Holed up in Paris with his boyfriend?
I actually think she looks pretty in the pics with the different eye colors, but yeah…she must be very, very bored. I like Kim, but her pregnancy style is atrocious. She wants to dress like she usually does, in tight tops and bell skirts, which weren’t even very flattering to her shape pre-pregnancy. I fear she will be one of those women who will resort to drastic measures to lose the baby weight afterward.
I was pregnant with my first when Jessica Simpson was with Maxwell. I would get on the message boards and defend her to my dying breath because I felt empathy for a woman going through these changes for the first time and dressing for comfort. I worked out 4-5 times a week (walked 4.5 miles the day i gave birth) and ate healthy and still gained 40 lbs.
With Kim I can’t. She looks miserable and while I sure her baby is fine, she should be kinder to herself and her body, especially after a miscarriage scare. While I hold ZERO love for the Kardashians I do not wish harm to anyone’s child.
Good for you for trying to eat healthy and exercise during your pregnancy. I think Jessica Simpson got so much hate because she basically treated her body like a garbage pail, then tried to blame her weight gain on amniotic fluid.
As for KatFace, between the awful styling and the Spanx (seriously? You’re pregnant, stop crushing the kid), I just can’t with this twit. She’s shallow like a puddle, and just as annoying.
That’s not an ass anymore. That’s Bulgarian Parliament.
Words utterly fail me (and that does NOT happen often).
OK, have taken a few moments to regroup… nope, I just can’t with this fashion trainwreck. BUY A BETTER BRA, FFS!
And her FACE. Oh. My. G-d. I looked at the first pic and thought for a moment it was that Jocelyn Catwoman Whatsherface from NYC.
Someday, someone with medical knowledge on the subject will have to explain to me how it is possible, given what we know about the laws of physics, for one to plump up their lips so completely with fillers and not have them burst.
PLEASE KIM, just borrow some of Kourtney’s maternity wear!!
This!!!!
Kourtney had good taste when it was about maternity clothes.
I’m in no way a Kardashian fan…I think they are famewho*es and nothing more. But, she was a VERY pretty girl before she started screwing with her face. Each day she looks further and further away from her natural beauty. I can honestly say I just don’t get it!!! Sadly, she looks like a zombie with OR without the contacts. :0(
Oh, and there’s no way those ta-tas aren’t going to be down to her toes once this whole ordeal is over.
Does anyone else think she looks like that elephant in a pink tutu?
I say UDDER disaster!
I can’t deny it, I think she’s pretty! I’m not a fan of Kim or the Kardashians at all and I still think she’s gorgeous! All you who say other wise………jealous?
I know I am! 😀
She WAS beautiful before she tweaked her face beyond recognition.
I really don’t see how she could of “tweaked” her face besides the occasional botox injections!! She looks the same to me she’s just aged! Her skin is perfect! I’d kill to have her complexion!
Asdfg, you can’t see how she’s changed? Have a look, it’s crazy: http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/2009/02/18/the-changing-face-of-kim-kardashian/
Not all women that say negative things about another woman is jealous. Just sayin 🙂 I agree though, she was/is pretty.
No, just blessed with some taste and a set of working eyes. There are some really beautiful women out there, but KK is not one of them, sorry.
She really is not helping her case in relation to the Vogue Cover she supposedly covets.
Whatever fashion sense she had, is totally gone. She looks awful nine times out of ten.
She looks like Bat Girl plus her orange skin does not bode well for their new line of tanning products. The shoes she wears are hard enough to walk in not preggo so she better be careful not to slip and fall. This girl needs to get her mind right and stop obsessing about her looks. Why the insecurity? It’s sadly desperate. Where is her BD? In the 7th pic, by her right arm, what is that square thing jutting out underneath her top right above her sash?
She looks like Bat Girl. Her orange skin does not bode well for their new line of tanning products. The shoes she wears are hard enough to walk in not pregnant, so she better be careful not to slip and fall. Kim stop obsessing about your looks. Why the insecurity? It’s sadly desperate. Where is her BD? I think she thinks if she tweets the ‘right look’, KW will fall in love with her again and come back. Maybe try the green contacts with the KW earrings…remember those? In the 7th pic, by her right arm, what is that square thing jutting out underneath her top right above her sash?
She looks like Bat Girl. Her orange skin does not bode well for their new line of tanning products. The shoes she wears are hard enough to walk in not pregnant, so she better be careful not to slip and fall. Kim stop obsessing about your looks. Why the insecurity? It’s sadly desperate. Where is her BD? I think she thinks if she tweets the ‘right look’, KW will fall in love with her again and come back. Maybe try the green contacts with the KW earrings…remember those? In the 7th pic, by her right arm, what’s that square thing jutting out underneath her top right above her sash?
She looks like Bat Girl. Her orange skin does not bode well for their new line of tanning products. The shoes she wears are hard enough to walk in not pregnant. She better be careful not to slip and fall. Kim stop obsessing about your looks. Why the insecurity? It’s sadly desperate. Where is her BD? I think she thinks if she tweets the ‘right look’, KW will fall in love with her again and come back. Maybe try the green contacts with the KW earrings…remember those? In the 7th pic, by her right arm, what’s that square thing jutting out underneath her top right above her sash?
She looks like Bat Girl. Her orange skin does not bode well for their tanning products. The shoes she wears are hard enough to walk in not pregnant. Be careful not to slip and fall. Kim stop obsessing about your looks. Why the insecurity? It’s sadly desperate. Where is her BD? I think she thinks if she tweets the ‘right look’, KW will fall in love with her again and come back. Maybe try the green contacts with the KW earrings…remember those? In the 7th pic, by her right arm, what’s that square thing jutting out underneath her top right above her sash?
She looks like Bat Girl. Her orange skin does not bode well for their tanning products. The shoes she wears are hard enough to walk in not pregnant. Be careful not to slip and fall. Kim stop obsessing about your appearance. Why the insecurity? It’s sadly desperate. Where is her BD? I think she thinks if she tweets the ‘right look’, KW will fall in love with her again and come back. Maybe try the green contacts with the KW earrings…remember those? In the 7th pic, by her right arm, what’s that square thing jutting out underneath her top right above her sash?
I don’t want her to stop, this fashion f*ckery is far too entertaining!!
Bwhahahaahahhaa I spilled my coffee all over , and I am not even drinking one!!!!!!!
that skirt wouldn’t even look good on a size 0 model. It’s just ugly.
also isn’t high round neckline + big boobs a fashion no-no in general?
She isn’t wearing the right size bra and its not supportive enough so her boobs just look a mess. What a mistake to make good grief.
This vapid empty shell of a woman is going to go off the rails when she gets into the 3rd trimester. Seriously, is there anyone in HW who is as vain as this twit? That’s saying a lot.
I’m sorry in advance, but these photos are like laughing gas for me.
If i had to find one nice thing…um..guess she didn’t cut herself shaving.
You just know that Kim is trying to be pregnant and stylish like Victoria Beckham. GIRL, that will never work. Get some pretty flowy dresses if you insist on being “fashionable” some gladiator sandals, and put your hair in a bun. Cease and desist with the spiky stilettos, you’re going to break a heel under that crushing weight.
Awful pregnancy look. I want her Giuseppe Zanotti sandals though. Too bad it cost $ 1,250.00 !!!
http://www.giuseppezanottidesign.com/us/women/sandals_cod44480879ei.html
I like her with the blue contact lens.