It feels like it’s been forever since I’ve covered any new photos of Jennifer Lopez, but in reality it’s just been about a month I think. I think it feels like forever because although I like J.Lo (in that I think she’s fun and I enjoy write-ranting about her), she’s exhausting and every time I write about her these days, I feel like “Ugh, this is the LAST time for a while.”
Anyway, Jennifer and Casper were out this weekend for “Muhammad Ali’s Celebrity Fight Night XIX” in Phoenix, Arizona. I barely recognized Jennifer because I was like “No, that can’t be her – who’s the dude?” It’s CASPER!! Casper has stopped shaving his head and he’s growing out his perfectly nice dark hair. He looks completely different, right? CB always hated when I called him “Facial Challenge” and now I’m really wondering – if Casper had hair this whole time, would I have found him so facially challenged? I don’t think so. I mean, he’s still not “pretty” which is fine because not every dude has to be a pretty boy. But the hair definitely improved his look. Now he looks like “the smarmy dude” on a 1990s soap opera. He looks like a guest star on Melrose Place circa 1995.
As for Jennifer, she wore this unfortunate Maria Lucia Hohan dress. Couldn’t you see Sarah Jessica Parker in this? Right? SJP loves tulle and she loves dresses that make her look like an aging ballerina. For J.Lo, it’s a weird choice. The style is meh – it could have been cute, maybe, if it was a different color. But I hate when Jennifer wears flesh tones. So fug.
Photos courtesy of Marmolejos/WENN.com.
Her hair looks much better, she prob read the comments on getting a cut and conditioning treatment. Her face looks… Different, like has she had any work done? She’s still gorgeous and I love when she wears tight clothes to show off her curves. I don’t hate the dress it’s just a different look than what we are used too. I also don’t like flesh tone on her. Maybe if it was a jewel color it would be better?
I think he looks worse with hair. Creepy, when before he just looked dopey.
LOL…true!
Stll rough. Like, the kind of man-skank even a good haircut can’t fix. He’s the kind of guy I could see with a K$sha type, but JLo? Just…NO.
There is nothing she can do to make that child appear to be an acceptable choice for her. She needs to be told that going out with younger men just makes her look older. . .
I don’t like the dress for some reason it makes me think if Prom. He looks a lot like Marc Anthony with the hair. I don’t know why. Jennifer is a beautiful woman. I just hate that parted lip thing when she poses in pictures.
Yeah I thought the same thing about Marc Anthony and oh,by the way Jen your bra is showing `;)
Oh, good, I’m not alone.
he definitely looks like a monchichi now.
monchichi with baby soul patch.
LOL! When my man grows out his hair after shaving it off, I tell him he looks like a monchichi!
I think this guy looks like he is really mean. He’s got mean eyes. Jennifer really has the worst taste in men.
HA! I was going to say his face looks like the business end of a plunger and that the hair doesn’t really help, …but monchichi it is!
I think he looks like Mini Me on Austin Powers!
Holy tan!
Kaiser,
Are we looking at the same pictures??? Because although he may look slightly less “facially challenged” to me he still looks like every branch was broken when he was beaten with the ugly stick.
Yes, he’s still really, really unfortunate, but I do think the hair is an improvement (for him).
Sadly, you may be right…
YES he has THE Worst Beady ratLizard eyes!
ah haha, wanted to say the same thing. he’s just very unfortunate looking.
Jlo well done for wearing a dress that doesn’t look like it escaped from 2002, you’re making progress. Next step, find one that isn’t so fug. Unfortunately your K-fed still looks like a douche.
She sure is attracted to some unattractive men. Yuck
He resembles her last ex husband. She looks great. And I say that as someone who is generally annoyed by her.
He looks way better and much less douchey with hair.
She always has to look like she’s been dipped in a vat of gold. Look at her feet lol
I came here to ask, “why are her feet so shiny?”
Her skin is luminous. How does she do that?
Right? Plus, she looks like a 30 year old! ::dies of jealousy::
Bronzer anyone?
I hate the color and the lace.
ick – shudder –
Casper makes my skin crawl.
I hate when gay men fake straight to gold dig.
Better. But he still has a douche face.
Ugh. She is so beautiful yet she always ends up with these not so good looking guys.
Love the shoes!
He still looks like her child.
Call me crazy but I don’t find him to be unattractive. He’s no Brad Pitt, circa anytime before Jolie, but he’s not ugly. I rather swap spit with him over Marc Anthony anyday.
yes, but that’s not a very high standard.
Why is she so oily?
I’m not sure what he could do to be more attractive. The douche is strong with this one.
Each to their own, but she’s really making a fool of herself these days. It’s like she’s losing her dignity by the minute.
C’mon J-Lo, where’s your Leo pride?
JLo always looks gorgeous…sorry…she is just a gorgeous women…and i don’t think this dress is anything short of lovely on her…
as for Casper…leave the kid alone…he’s just a child. why do people think it’s OK to say such horrid things about his looks?
Bella, I agree. The way people tear into this young guy is wrong. He’s been with J-Lo for quite some time now and he has never made the news for doing anything wrong. He looks like he is nice to JLo and supports her. What’s there to hate about him? Give the kid a break.
I’m going to defend her: I saw her on Ellen and she seemed down to earth , with a bit of self-effacement and humor. As for Casper, it that’s what she’s into, go for it!!
They look like they’re going to a prom in the hood. She needs to stop the “slather on more body oil to look younger” phase. She can go ahead and stop glowing now.
He looks worse with hair. He looks like a broke version her ex.
ugggh. his little DOT of chin hair under his lip make me wan barf.
“unfortunate” is WAY TOO KIND for him.
the man is straight-up UGGO. like, painful-to-look-at ugly.
Casper looks so much better with hair. They both look great and very happy together. You can tell Jlo told him not to make a full smile because he does not photograph well.
He looks younger with hair, which only makes their age difference more obvious than it already was. I think it’s cool for a woman to date a younger man, but with him it’s just so…ugh.
Yes, he has gone from looking like a fetus to looking like a toddler.
That said, if J.Lo is happy with him, who cares. Marc Anthony was probably moody and controlling, so she was looking for something easier in her next relationship.
Nothing can make Smart look better. He ugly. Still mystified as to why Lopez can’t hire a PRETTY gigolo.
I like the dress it just dosent look good on her cus its the same color as her skintone. So it looks weird on her. I think on sum one who is more pale would look better in it.