Prince Harry plans for his first American tour since last summer’s Royal Jewel-gate

The last time Prince Harry was in America, he got wasted, took off all of his clothes and let some Las Vegas party-girls take photos of his butt crack. That was last August. Since then, Harry “redeemed” himself by going on his second tour of duty in Afghanistan and continuing to do his good charitable work in Africa. Plus…? I don’t know, I guess people are kind of happy that Harry is still with Cressida Bonas. Like, people enjoy the idea of him settling down with some blonde aristocratic girl. So, Harry’s butt crack of doom sort of got whitewashed, although every media outlet is bringing up the old scandal because Harry has just announced his plans for another trip to America. Calling all American blondes: HARRY IS COMING TO TOWN.

Prince Harry will be making stops in several major U.S. cities during his upcoming visit to America beginning May 9, St. James’s Palace announced on Monday, March 25 — but Sin City is not one of them.

The young royal will instead by paying a visit to Colorado to attend several events at the 2013 Warrior Games (a series of sporting events that allows wounded, ill and injured service members to compete in Olympic-type games), as well as making stops along the east coast.

Harry, 28, is set to visit areas badly affected by Hurricane Sandy in New Jersey, as well as a landline clearance exhibition on Capitol Hill and the Walter Reed Hospital in Washington, D.C., his itinerary reveals.

Also on the agenda? An event in New York City to help promote the GREAT campaign, a community baseball program that works in partnership with the Royal Foundation of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge and Prince Harry.

His last stop looks to be the Sentebale Polo Cup in Greenwich, Conn.

“Prince Harry wants to highlight once again the extraordinary commitment and sacrifice of our injured servicemen and women,” Jamie Lowther-Pinkerton, Harry’s private secretary, tells Us.

Harry, who is third in line for the throne, made headlines in August 2012 after two nude photos of the royal redhead leaked online following his bender in Las Vegas. After sending the Royal Palace into a PR frenzy, the Prince apologized and embarked on his second tour of duty in Afghanistan.

“I let my family down,” he told reporters in January. “But at the end of the day I was in a private area and there should be a certain amount of privacy that one should expect. Back home all my close friends rallied round me and were great.”

[From Us Weekly]

Heads up, Colorado women! Heads up, Jersey girls! Heads up, Connecticut ladies! Heads up DC sluts! Harry will be around and he’ll probably be looking for some discreet company. In truth, I would imagine that Harry would be able to keep the royal jewels under wraps for maybe a two-city trip. But five cities? No. The royal jewels are coming out. It’s just a matter of when, with whom, and whether she has a camera. Correct me if I’m wrong, Harry-fanatics, but I feel like this is the biggest trip he’s ever done in America? Usually he only comes for a few days and does one or two cities, right? But he’s got a longer agenda this time. And yes, I’m referring to royal jewels when I say “longer agenda”.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. A says:

    God save the hot ginge prince!

  2. Red Snapper says:

    Harry’s combination of his mother’ s charisma and his father’s self-esteem is electrifying! William (or Kate) should be so lucky. He’s just as pampered as the rest of the BRF but he wears it so well you can’t resent him. At least I don’t. I don’t drink beer, but I’d love to smoke a J with him. I bet I’d die laughing!

    • Alexandra Bananarama says:

      He is just like the rest, but he has the best of his parents qualities. As far as i’m concerned (being and american) he can get away with more because he does work hard and truly seems to care.

    • Angelic 20 says:

      I agree, he got the best of both parents and William the worst. I am happy for this trip, he is always such a pleasure to watch while working just like his mum. He and doe are the only royals left that are still entertaining and great to.watch in rf today.

      Imagine of he ever ends up with am American the tabloids (American especially) will go crazy and Kate will have to say goodbye to then forever.

  3. Oops says:

    Read the news yesterday on Dlisted, Michael K is ready 🙂

  4. LAK says:

    Shouldn’t we call this Harry’s exhausting epic tour of America, like we did William and Kate’s tour of Asia?

    Does Michael K have this itinerary?

    • Alexandra Bananarama says:

      You know by now Michael K is passed out on his keyboard from excitement. Probably sees this as an opportunity to help Harry along on ditching Cressida and become gay.

      • Alexandra Bananarama says:

        And just saw the dlisted article… I’m guess he had no time to pass out because he has only a month to plan getting into PHG’s pants.

  5. Miss so and so says:

    I love the picture of him in a apron… I swear he is PERFECT.

  6. GoodCapon says:

    I’ve read Michael K’s write up on this, he’s really loving it! 😀

  7. Astrid says:

    Oh…if only he was coming to my city! He’s hot and I’d hit it, if I could.

  8. Leen says:

    He’s going to DC?! Oh noooooooo, I’m not going to be there to stalk him, shame 🙁

  9. Bored suburbanhousewife says:

    In third photo down his resemblance to the young Prince Philip struck me for the first time.

    • Cazzie says:

      Me too!

      Harry is really starting to favor his grandfather Prince Philip these days – lucky him, Philip was smoking hot in his youth…

      Also, Harry looking so much like Prince Philip (i.e. his father’s side of the family) vindicates Diana.

  10. mkyarwood says:

    Okay, c’mon. That’s enough with the apron, sire.

  11. faun says:

    Wow, he really does look like James Hewitt.

    • bea says:

      Sorry, I just wrote my comment before reading yours. James Hewitt – that’s the name. He REALLY looks like him in that pic. I totally believe he’s his dad. Revenge Diana, nice.

    • Apples says:

      Ha! To me, he looks so much like the Queen’s husband. Maybe watch old footage? Once you see it, you can’t unsee it. Prince Harry is 100% legit royal.

    • Miss South Africa says:

      I have to disagree with you, Pippa’s new squeeze looks more like James Hewitt than Harry does lol. Harry resembles Prince Charles

    • Suze says:

      Interesting that you notice that – I think that as Harry gets older he resembles Charles/Philip more and more. And some Spencer really creeps in, too.

      • LAK says:

        Harry has never looked like Hewitt.

        The Spencer Gene was so strong in his younger years that it obscured the other genes.

        With time, the Mountbatten genes asserted themselves.

      • Suze says:

        They share the same coloring, red(dish) hair and ruddy complexions. That’s relatively common in the UK, though.

        I agree, the features are completely different.

      • LAK says:

        @Suze – I think the problem, if we can call it that, is that all the Hewitt similarities are present in all the Spencers.

        I came across a wedding picture of Johnny Spencer, Diana’s father to her mother, and i was struck by the similarities between Hewitt and her father. It’s beyond creepy that Diana chose to have an affair with a man who has such strong resemblance to her father.

        It doesn’t help Harry’s case that he took after the Spencers so strongly since the late Earl’s features are so dominant in all of them. So i can see why people say that there is the ghost of Hewitt in his face.

        Thank goodness the Mountbatten genes asserted themselves so strongly to silence people who wouldn’t believe his paternity.

  12. bea says:

    Holy cow, he looks exactly like his mom’s bf in the 3rd pic from the bottom. THAT is why he didn’t get the bad hair from Charles!

    • Cazzie says:

      Actually I did see a picture of Harry from behind where you can see that he is developing the Windsor top-of-the-head bald spot….so sad! His hair is awesome.

    • Suze says:

      I think he looks a lot like Charles in that same pic!

  13. The Original Mia says:

    Good tour. Nice mix of fun & serious.

    We need to start a fund to bail MichaelK out if jail. We all know he’s going to get arrested for humping Harry’s leg.

  14. Harpreet says:

    Harry, are you coming up to Canada at all? Your granny is on our money.

  15. Apples says:

    Gah! There is something extra cute about him. But, Prince Harry in a tux…

  16. Reece says:

    1. Hair stripping products & blond dye. Check!
    2. Tight n Tarty but classy ensemble. Check!
    3. Plane tick to Colorado. Check! Much easier to quickly sneak away for a few mins in the mountains than Washington. 😉
    I’m Ready! Bring it!

    I noticed they aren’t letting him cross The Rockies again. No more wild wild west coast? *snort*

  17. bluhare says:

    Mark my words, ladies. THIS is the next star of the royal family.

    William and Kate will be in a right royal tizzy when they finally figure it out. Methinks the Queen knows it too.

    • Angelic 20 says:

      He is already a star, his engagements gets so much media attention unlike his brother’s solo engagements.

      • bluhare says:

        Yes, but it will get worse/better depending on whether you are William or the rest of us.

  18. mimi says:

    I’m confused.
    So far I’ve heard of US tours of musicians, writers, artists, and perhaps very few academics.

    Why or what does it even mean that a military guy from England will go on tour?
    Yes, his grandmother thinks she runs England and occasionally wears a crown.
    So what is he going to tell the American people on tour?
    How his family made a fortune out of his grandmother?
    How did they get to have an entire nation pay loads of money for a lavish life-style?
    Actually, that would be an interesting talk to listen to.

  19. Tiffany says:

    Just saw on People.com William is going to be
    part of a special with him being a RAF pilot because, of course. Also, the comment section is not up on the story. This is not under the royal section. This is the #2 story. SMH.