I’m sorry that these Katie Price photos are giving me so much joy. I know, I know! I should be above it. I shouldn’t be interested in Katie Price in any way, shape or form. She’s just England’s Paris Hilton (or something). She’s trashy and ridiculous and she’s the kind of woman who tries to start press-fights with every celebrity. She’s a reality star, a “glamour model,” a frequent beard to some increasingly sketchy gay men, an author, and of course, a fashion designer.
These are photos from yesterday’s launch of “My Little Katie” which I guess is the “KP Equestrian range”. So to promote her (questionable) equestrian range, Katie’s costume of choice was this completely WRECKED Pepto-pink My Little Pony costume. Look at the matted fur on the costume! Where does the costume’s fur end and her busted weave begin?! Look at her sandal/hooves!! LOOK AT EVERYTHING.
Every time she does a new promotional photo shoot, it just keeps getting better and better. Remember the pink hot rollers & rogue biscuit last May? Remember her spectacular “White Wedding” promotional event last year? I think My Little Katie outdoes them all! I swear… if you don’t take her seriously at all, Katie Price is a gift. She is the gift of laughter.
Oh, God. I just noticed that the My Little Katie is wearing a tutu. LMAO.
Photos courtesy of Lia Toby/WENN.com.
This is the most ridiculous woman on the earth.
I have no idea who she is but she looks like she is hilarious and barely takes herelf seriously. I like her.
+1
Agreed… tears of joy looking at this today.
YES!!! I live for Katie Price/Jordan
+1!
I remember back in the day when she went by the name Jordan. I think she’s a marketing genius.
oh, those are hilarious.
I love Katie Price. She is the hilarious second hand embarrassment that keeps on giving
Me too! She’s like the other end of the GOOP spectrum of insanity.
Good evening T.Fanty!
I will never forget that one episode of the Graham Norton Show where Norton impersonates Katie Price. Comedy gold.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L1u9djQNhg
Good evening, Madame! Thanks for that – I never watch Graham Norton, but I do love him so.
I concur, people get up in arms about her but I genuinely find the woman HILARIOUS!
Did you guys read about the new guy she married? my favourite part of the whole thing is this direct quote from the woman herself.
“A medium said the man I’d marry was called Kevin. Kieran’s name is close to Kevin and it all became clear.”
Hello Miss KiKi! 🙂
“A medium said the man I’d marry was called Kevin. Kieran’s name is close to Kevin and it all became clear.”
I’m sorry, what? hahaha XD.
Spectacular logic. She’s way more fun than any of the reality stars around now. Do you remember when her and Peter Andre put out an album?
Lest we forget: http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B000JU8FXK/ref=mp_s_a_1?qid=1364388011&sr=1-1&pi=SL75
(don’t forget to read the reviews)
The reviews are fantastic. I’d completely forgotten about that album, her and Pete really were the Liz and Dick (Sonny and Cher?) of our times.
I love her too! She really does bring a lot of joy and happiness, trashy as she is lol :D. I’m glad Celebitchy covered this. Back in the day when I used to read Perez, he’d feature her often. I was actually missing her ridiculousness.
Bwahahahahaha…what was the question?
She is so trashy and mouthy. I’m from England, she’s not our Paris Hilton. She’s a chavvy embarrassment. What impresses me about her is how much money she’s made out of her big boobs, she appears to be a savvy businesswoman (or at least someone on her team is).
I just can’t with this woman: she is awful and picks fights with other celebs for no reason. Grow up or go away Katie.
I’m in England too but to be honest I don’t see much about her in the media these days.
I do love the fact that Kaiser loves her though because she is such a ridiculous woman.
If I were to americanise her I think she’d have to be a cross between Paris Hilton and Honey Boo Boo.
Her kids look mortified. I’m embarassed for them too..
I can’t stand her. She is just wrong. She actually takes herself far too seriously for somebody so ridiculous.
She calls Kelly Brook a heifer after a bikini shoot yet promotes some shit dressed as a horse!!??!!
she’s also pregnant btw
LOL I had totally forgotten that she’s preggo again.
Katie Price, like herpes, is the gift that just keeps giving.
😀 Should I comment on this?
Needs to go on Snog, Marry, Avoid. What would POD make of her? Makes Geordie Shore look classy!
…ok see, Pinkie Pie does not approve of this fuckery one bit.
That last picture – LMAO! I would LOVE to see her gallop!
Katy Price(less), Po(r)ny Princess!
Thanks for making us laugh!
Is there another person in that costume??
Katie is funny to me. I use to watch her show with Peter Andre when E! Aired it for a hot second. Was her son Harvey there? I liked the relationship Peter Andre had with him. Seemed like he really cared about that kid.
I think I read an age ago she’s had quite a hard life. Something about being gang raped when she was 13. I’m pretty sure it was her. Obviously it screwed with her head as it would.
She looks completely ridiculous here but good on her for becoming a successful businesswoman in her own way. I also like that she’s fought for her son in the UK media when people have been cruel. She’s nuts but I’ve got a soft spot for her.
It was not her, she was molested in a park when she was 6.
I love Katie Price. She’s so asinine. My favorite part of her whole shtick is the magazine she published ALL ABOUT HERSELF. With headlines like, “I Will Get Married Again,” (one could argue that, well, she was right) and, “Beauty Products I Can’t Live Without,” as thought ANYONE cares enough about the minute workings of Katie Price’s brain. I just love it!
She is the gift that keeps on giving. I think im going to have my little pony nightmares.
She is the gift that keeps on giving. I love kp posts they are always good for a laugh.
I like Katie for the same reason I like Gwyneth Paltrow – she’s just so un-selfconsciously trapped in her own little bubble that she’s like a charicature or performance art. And she does seem to have a little bit of business talent behind all the glitter, silicone and botox.
ps, Kaiser, you forgot to mention that she’s knocked up again.
What a shitshow, I love it.
Awe.some. Go big or go home I say. 😀
I really admire her commitment to sparkle motion.
Good quote. 🙂
Hmm. I guess I’m one of the few who don’t find her hilarious. I just don’t get it…
All I can say is that she has a nice rack 🙂