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	<title>Comments on: John Mayer leaves art opening to avoid meeting up with Jessica Simpson</title>
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		<title>By: Becky Boo</title>
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		<dc:creator>Becky Boo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2009 05:34:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I am not surprised. I would leave too! Jessica Simpson is SOOOO annoying!!! Who knows what kind of drama she would have started had their paths crossed.  The girl seriously needs to just GO AWAY!!!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am not surprised. I would leave too! Jessica Simpson is SOOOO annoying!!! Who knows what kind of drama she would have started had their paths crossed.  The girl seriously needs to just GO AWAY!!!!!
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		<title>By: Aspen</title>
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		<dc:creator>Aspen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2009 04:49:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>After all the other things this couple has said in articles or spouted to the crowd of camera-holding mouth-foamers...I gather the impression that Jennifer Aniston would beat his ass and withhold sex for a month if he attended the same party as Jessica Simpson.

And who can blame her, really?  She&#039;s dating a manslut.  I&#039;d be worried about him leaving the HOUSE...much less schmoozing with exes.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After all the other things this couple has said in articles or spouted to the crowd of camera-holding mouth-foamers&#8230;I gather the impression that Jennifer Aniston would beat his ass and withhold sex for a month if he attended the same party as Jessica Simpson.</p>
<p>And who can blame her, really?  She&#8217;s dating a manslut.  I&#8217;d be worried about him leaving the HOUSE&#8230;much less schmoozing with exes.
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		<title>By: JaundiceMachine</title>
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		<dc:creator>JaundiceMachine</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2009 04:08:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>In Mayer&#039;s defense; I think the general consensus is that &lt;i&gt;most&lt;/i&gt; people can&#039;t stand to be in the same room as Jessica Simpson - just look at her ticket sales.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In Mayer&#8217;s defense; I think the general consensus is that <i>most</i> people can&#8217;t stand to be in the same room as Jessica Simpson &#8211; just look at her ticket sales.
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		<title>By: Granger</title>
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		<dc:creator>Granger</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jan 2009 23:52:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Something tells me John Mayer wouldn&#039;t at ALL mind the papparazzi going nuts photographing him standing near/beside Jessica Simpson. That guy will do anything for publicity. Which is why I&#039;m holding to the theory that Jennifer is the reason he didn&#039;t stick around. She definitely wears the pants!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Something tells me John Mayer wouldn&#8217;t at ALL mind the papparazzi going nuts photographing him standing near/beside Jessica Simpson. That guy will do anything for publicity. Which is why I&#8217;m holding to the theory that Jennifer is the reason he didn&#8217;t stick around. She definitely wears the pants!
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		<title>By: Zoe</title>
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		<dc:creator>Zoe</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jan 2009 21:03:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She looks preggers, or maybe just gained a little?...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She looks preggers, or maybe just gained a little?&#8230;
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		<title>By: PJ</title>
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		<dc:creator>PJ</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jan 2009 18:11:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Exactly! The papparazzi would have gone nuts photographing them together, and the tabloids would have a field day making up stories about them. So the best strategy was to exit and not let it happen.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Exactly! The papparazzi would have gone nuts photographing them together, and the tabloids would have a field day making up stories about them. So the best strategy was to exit and not let it happen.
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		<title>By: carey</title>
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		<dc:creator>carey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jan 2009 16:46:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ohhh...Harsh everyone!

Maybe he just didn&#039;t want the headline today to read, &quot;Simpson/Meyer reunite for steamy evening  at brother in laws art show.&quot; and have the whole world commenting....oh wait! we still are!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ohhh&#8230;Harsh everyone!</p>
<p>Maybe he just didn&#8217;t want the headline today to read, &#8220;Simpson/Meyer reunite for steamy evening  at brother in laws art show.&#8221; and have the whole world commenting&#8230;.oh wait! we still are!!
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		<title>By: Bodhi</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bodhi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jan 2009 01:15:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why would he be surprised that she would be there? Her sister is married to the guy who&#039;s show it was. If he didn&#039;t want to run into her then he shouldn&#039;t have gone. Douche bag</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why would he be surprised that she would be there? Her sister is married to the guy who&#8217;s show it was. If he didn&#8217;t want to run into her then he shouldn&#8217;t have gone. Douche bag
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		<title>By: journey</title>
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		<dc:creator>journey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jan 2009 01:00:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>maybe he was scared the boyfriend football player would be with her and kick his butt.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>maybe he was scared the boyfriend football player would be with her and kick his butt.
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		<title>By: t</title>
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		<dc:creator>t</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jan 2009 00:11:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Maybe he was afraid that if she saw him, she would decide that he was the one that &quot;abused her in a way&quot; or she would call People Magazine for a cover declaring(again) that he is the love of her life.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Maybe he was afraid that if she saw him, she would decide that he was the one that &#8220;abused her in a way&#8221; or she would call People Magazine for a cover declaring(again) that he is the love of her life.
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