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Scheduled to walk the runway for long time friends, design duo Richie Rich and Traver Rains’ label Heatherette, Paris pulled a last minute no show due to a case of alleged “food poisoning.”
But Radar has the true if unsurprising facts about the predictable need for quotation marks around any public explanation of any Hilton behaviour. They should just graft four wiggly fingers to the top of her pointy skull and save the PR flacks getting carpal tunnel.
A source who was with her Monday night put it another way:
“She was doing tumbler shots of tequila till 3:30 a.m. at Butter, puked, and went home really sick. She must have been totally incapacitated the next day.”
It’s not food poisoning if there are no solids involved. Eating the worm does not count. Not even if you release it on videotape weeks later full of commentary where you racially abuse said worm before calling it the Isaiah Washington flavoured F Word.
A clever club kid label with glitter all over its downtown aesthetic Heatherette has always been a very good match for La Hilton …truly able to recoup all of her shallow trash flavoured aura in a way that made full on fashion sense. It’s a relationship she should value if she was actually secretly satirical and po-po-mo about her shoddy iconicity. As opposed to just straight up shoddily behaved. Britney was rumored to have done a runner as well … but after showing up and not having the nerve to walk the tranny, bare butt, Wizard of Oz themed show.
This NY Fashion Weeks show goddess Kimora Lee Zilla closed out the show with a full on gleeful, professional “I was Karl Lagerfeld muse at 13 and I will Beat a Bitch Down” strut. Now those are some quotation marks to live up to.
Photos via Bleacher Bums
Written by UrbanDK
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Why is there a picture of a bathtub filled with flower petals on the header page? What does that pic have to do with this story?
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It is a profound mystery about Paris and the tubs fullOf Tequila she drinks each day
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A bathtub of tequila a day? Talk about major liver damage!
This is one thing we will not need to care about some celebrities, they will litteraly kill themselves with substance abuse before they reach 30.
Ah, be young forever like James Dean or the Che…
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Thank god they died young enough to avoid being in the threeway video with Paris required of todays hairy young heroes
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Is this a photo of someone else’s body with paris’s head? There is no way she has that much cleavage!
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who would want that transplanted onto their body … why not just have tehm staple on an empty bucket
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LOL, I WAS ACTUALLY AT BUTTER ON MONDAY WITH PARIS SHE WAS THERE WITH STAVROS AND DAVIS, SHE WAS TOTALLLLLLYYYY HAMMERED BUT STILL REALLY NICE, TOOK PICS SIGNED AUTOGRAPHS ETC, I NOTICED SHE WENT TO THE BATHROOM FOR LIKE HALF AN HOUR AND WHEN SHE GOT OUT SHE WAS PRACTICALLY CARRIED OUT AT 3AM BY HER BODYGUARDS LOL, SO I GUESS ITS TRUE!
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cb –
can u tell me what site you got the nice images from please.
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I’m a little confused about the travelogue thumbnails….
I couldn’t care less about Poxy Heirhead.
I am somewhat interested in that quote from the Thai lady-boy Kimora. She/him/it needs knocking down a peg or two and reminding that her whole superficial world means absolutely nothing.
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The travelogue pics are presets while Celebitchy is on Holiday … so we can all rember the glamour of her life as weperuse the site in her absence. She’s back on Monday …till then remember its her world you are just surfing in it
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Paris’ mom and dad need to kidnap her and send her to the Hilton Timbuktu.
boring. why doesn’t she go make an honest living working a titty bar?
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We’re supposed to be surprised that Paris did a no-call-no-show? And yet people keep hiring her to do events. It’s not news!
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id like to see what kimora looked like at 13…any chances of finding that picture?
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sure, but check this out http://www.dateparishilton.com
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