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	<title>Comments on: Charles Barkley told cops he was in a hurry to get some in-car lovin</title>
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		<title>By: Kink</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kink</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2009 16:54:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I love this story, it&#039;s freakin hilarious!  It is totally Charles being Charles, with no apologies.  My friend used to work at one of the srtip clubs in Houston that he (and practically all the other professional sports players) used to frequent when he played here...he is a raunchy man, never without a drink in his hand and a hooker (or two) on his lap.  Hurry back to Houston, Charles, the stipprers and hookers miss you (and your money)!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love this story, it&#8217;s freakin hilarious!  It is totally Charles being Charles, with no apologies.  My friend used to work at one of the srtip clubs in Houston that he (and practically all the other professional sports players) used to frequent when he played here&#8230;he is a raunchy man, never without a drink in his hand and a hooker (or two) on his lap.  Hurry back to Houston, Charles, the stipprers and hookers miss you (and your money)!
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		<title>By: rlr260</title>
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		<dc:creator>rlr260</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2009 16:09:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well, It&#039;s not just the South. Remember, California elected Ah-nuld, and Ronald Reagan when he was just a B-movie actor, and Minnesota elected Jesse Ventura. But we southerners do tend to elect colorful characters! LOL</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, It&#8217;s not just the South. Remember, California elected Ah-nuld, and Ronald Reagan when he was just a B-movie actor, and Minnesota elected Jesse Ventura. But we southerners do tend to elect colorful characters! LOL
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		<title>By: really tho</title>
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		<dc:creator>really tho</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2009 07:24:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I hope his wife dumps his dumb ass and takes half the ca$H, property and car$!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I hope his wife dumps his dumb ass and takes half the ca$H, property and car$!!!
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		<title>By: lori</title>
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		<dc:creator>lori</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2009 05:33:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don&#039;t know, in the south anyone can be elected (I mean, isn&#039;t Tim McGraw thinking about running in Tennessee??)I&#039;d vote for Charles Barkley, like it was said, for entertainment purposes. It&#039;s better than some of the crazy scandals plaguing our country today.... Plus, it&#039;s not like he&#039;s the only bj loving politician -- what about clinton? Hey now that&#039;s an idea... Charles Barkley for president!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t know, in the south anyone can be elected (I mean, isn&#8217;t Tim McGraw thinking about running in Tennessee??)I&#8217;d vote for Charles Barkley, like it was said, for entertainment purposes. It&#8217;s better than some of the crazy scandals plaguing our country today&#8230;. Plus, it&#8217;s not like he&#8217;s the only bj loving politician &#8212; what about clinton? Hey now that&#8217;s an idea&#8230; Charles Barkley for president!
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		<title>By: Marie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Marie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2009 04:14:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>...it&#039;s every man&#039;s weakness, isn&#039;t it :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;it&#8217;s every man&#8217;s weakness, isn&#8217;t it <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: mojoman</title>
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		<dc:creator>mojoman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2009 04:04:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>what a dumbass!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>what a dumbass!
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		<title>By: rlr260</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2009 02:54:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He talks about returning to Alabama to run for governor. I don&#039;t know how effective a governor he would be, but he sure wouldn&#039;t be boring.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He talks about returning to Alabama to run for governor. I don&#8217;t know how effective a governor he would be, but he sure wouldn&#8217;t be boring.
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		<title>By: jennifer</title>
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		<dc:creator>jennifer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2009 02:43:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You know what I don&#039;t get - if he was pulled over for SPEEDING, I could understand why he&#039;d say &quot;I&#039;m in a hurry to get a blow job&quot; (well, &quot;understand&quot; is relative, of course hehe.) But for a DUI...why would the BJ make a difference? &quot;I had to get really drunk really quickly and then get in my car to get this BJ...&quot;...???

Weird. LOL Isn&#039;t he still married, by the by...? O_O</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You know what I don&#8217;t get &#8211; if he was pulled over for SPEEDING, I could understand why he&#8217;d say &#8220;I&#8217;m in a hurry to get a blow job&#8221; (well, &#8220;understand&#8221; is relative, of course hehe.) But for a DUI&#8230;why would the BJ make a difference? &#8220;I had to get really drunk really quickly and then get in my car to get this BJ&#8230;&#8221;&#8230;???</p>
<p>Weird. LOL Isn&#8217;t he still married, by the by&#8230;? O_O
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		<title>By: MDD</title>
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		<dc:creator>MDD</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2009 00:34:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Classy...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Classy&#8230;
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		<title>By: Abby</title>
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		<dc:creator>Abby</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jan 2009 21:56:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I saw him on Oprah once with Michael Jordan and thought he was hilarious. Too bad he&#039;s a dumb drunk.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I saw him on Oprah once with Michael Jordan and thought he was hilarious. Too bad he&#8217;s a dumb drunk.
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