Kim Kardashian won’t have to show Kris Humphries her private emails in divorce case

I think Kim Kardashian and I used to have nearly the same bra size. But not so much these days. Now that she’s pregnant, her poor tatas just keep getting bigger and bigger, and I feel her pain. It’s a pain in the ass to strap my girls down for workouts – I wear a minimizer AND a sports bra, and quite honestly, that works for me. If my girls were spilling out, with my cup running over like Kim, I wouldn’t be able to work out. I wouldn’t be able to focus. Seriously, how can she work out with her boobs out like that? Can’t she find a good, full-coverage sports bra in her size? Anyway, these are new pics of Kim leaving the gym yesterday. She’s one of those girls who does matchy-matchy gym outfits.

In other Kim news, TMZ has another pro-Kardashian story about Kim’s divorce shenanigans. Apparently, Kris Humphries wanted access to all of Kim’s private, closed-account emails:

Kim Kardashian has undeniably had problems with males, but not mails … because she just blocked Kris Humphries from getting his hands on her personal writings.

Kim’s lawyer, disso-queen Laura Wasser, was in court this AM … objecting to Kris’ demand to see various emails Kim sent on some closed accounts. The hearing was supposed to go down May 2, but Kris’ lawyer asked the judge today to hear it today … the judge said no.

Here’s Kris’ problem … The trial is supposed to start on May 6. Even if the judge orders her to turn over the emails when Kris’ motion is heard on May 2 … she’d have 10 days to deliver the goods. By then the divorce case will be over. Translation — even if Kris wins, he loses.

And that’s all she wrote.

[From TMZ]

So, it’s not that so much that the judge sided with Kim, it’s just that the judge didn’t want to push up a hearing date so that Kris would possibly have access to Kim’s emails before their divorce trial. Which is fine with me, anything to make this divorce case go faster. I think it was a big mistake for Kris to not even bother showing up to the settlement conference thing last Friday – I think the judge is still punishing Kris for that.

Radar also has a story about Kim admitting (under oath!) that she and Kanye have spent more time apart than together over the past year. Kanye has absconded to Paris and he’s not coming back any time soon. Poor Kat-Face.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

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  1. Tiffany27 says:

    I know I always say this but….her boobs…..they just look like they hurt SO bad!

  2. missiecoco says:

    she looks sad…. postpone recording your (probably lame as hell) album Kanye you jackass. It’s not like you are in the army being posted to serve your country, go be with your girl whose carrying your child!

    • oh dear says:

      it doesnt look like he gives a s**t.

      so… is kimberly gonna have to have a divorce from the ex K and file for child support from the current K at the same time?

      poor kid!

    • Amory says:

      Or maybe she could take a break from the freakshow reality tv thing and live as a human being for awhile, not a commodity. I don’t care for either of these two, but I would place equal blame on the fact that they apparently cannot live in the same country.

    • NM9005 says:

      Only…Kanye actually works. He’s talented and he makes money of his music.

      Besides, if they are not in a good place, it wouldn’t surprise anyone. Don’t make babies with women you used to cheat around with and who wasn’t even divorced when you made it official. I don’t feel sorry for them, they aren’t meant to be. I just feel sorry for that baby.

      Kim is a reality tv star who travels the world to endorse crap to make her richer. She doesn’t need to do that. Both she and West are rich.
      She got a warning because she was doing ‘too much’. She can take a break and take off to Paris to be with Kanye until after the birth. It won’t affect her *cough* ‘career’.

      Furthermore, Kanye would be able to get around with her more undercover than in LA although KK would call the paps for sure.

    • EG says:

      But all the Cartier bracelets! The fancy cars! The private jets! The FAME!!! How could Kim be sad when Kanye gives her *everything* she ever wanted? …Oh, that’s right, money and fame don’t actually make you happy, or keep you warm at night. Maybe it’s my own preggo hormones today, but I actually feel sorry for this terrible, terrible woman. If my husband chose to be away from me right now (when I really do need him more than I ever have), I would be devastated.

    • Viv says:

      Maybe she is not that stupid staying away from Kanye right now. I bet he likes his pregnant women skinny. He has probably wondered (aloud) why she isn’t looking like Gisele or Miranda pregnant. I bet he has lots of pregnancy and diet advice. She is probably sitting in L.A. hugging a KFC bucket while telling him she is living on Tracy Anderson protein shakes made of air and fairy farts.

      • Yup, Me says:

        Fairy farts are actually highly caloric and the sparkles are bound get everywhere, including stuck in one’s teeth.

        I’ve thought, from the beginning, that Kanye was a big contributor to her stress. I’ve witnessed more than one man saying and doing all kinds of assininity during a woman’s pregnancy. Kanye strikes me as the kind of guy who is just stupid and lacking enough in self awareness that he is saying and doing everything wrong these days. Even the way he announced it, as a
        “shout out to his baby mama”, and doing it at a concert without clearing it with her first.

        I’m going to sound like a broken record but every time I see Kim, now, I think, there is not enough money in the world to make up for having a baby with a man who has the ability to be by your side but chooses not to while you are carrying his child. Add the fact that he’s an arrogant loud mouth and it really sucks to be her.

  3. Lizzie says:

    I’m not a huge fan of hers but I’m vaguely following her pregnancy and if Kanye really has “abandoned” her, that is just sad. He is being a epic douche if it’s true. Putting his “art” over his unborn child is just not cool, no matter what his and Kims relationship is like.
    But I guess we don’t know the full situation, it just looks shady.

    • Itsa Reallyme says:

      Yes. I feel sad for this baby already. It seems like nobody is putting her first. I hope once she’s here, Kim has an epiphany and realizes what’s really important in life.

    • Ally8 says:

      I imagine he’s putting some Paris boyfriends ahead of his baby mama. Mind you, I’m trying not to imagine it in much detail.

      Kanye’s interest in dating strippers and porn stars always struck me as strident overcompensation.

  4. JenD says:

    She’s probably not doing any high-impact work outs, so the boobs wouldn’t be much of a problem. However, I’d still worry they pop out if I bent over.

    Also, I read the headline too fast, and thought it said “Kim won’t have to show her privates” – I wondered what kind of questioning he had about those.

    • gogoGorilla says:

      Tracey Anderson workouts involve a lot of time in the all-fours position, so I’m sure she’s giving the other gym-goers lots to look at.

  5. Eleonor says:

    Is it possible Kayne is in Paris to make her look better during the trial???

    • Maer says:

      I read that Kanye had been getting cozy with a young blonde 22 year old rapper, who said on twitter that she was at Kanye’s listing to his new music, she is supper skinny with a big butt .

    • Chichai says:

      Interesting hypothesis. However I think his deposition would have sufficed as to jus involvement during the trial. Him not being in the actual courtroom is one thing but him not being in town at all is another. Correct this New Yorker if I wrong, aren’t there a plethora of recording studios in LA?

    • Chichai says:

      Interesting hypothesis. However I think his deposition would have sufficed as to jus involvement during the trial. Him not being in the actual courtroom is one thing but him not being in town at all is another. Correct this New Yorker if I wrong, aren’t there a many recording studios in LA?

    • Chichai says:

      I think his deposition would have sufficed as to jus involvement during the trial. Him not being in the actual courtroom is one thing but him not being in town at all is another. Correct this New Yorker if I wrong, aren’t there a many recording studios in LA?

    • Chichai says:

      I think his deposition would have sufficed as to jus involvement during the trial. Him not being in the actual courtroom is one thing but him not being in town at all is another. Correct me if im wrong, aren’t there a many recording studios in LA?

  6. Sisi says:

    Im sure she can have a fancy bra tailor made just for her. One of the perks of being rich.

  7. Faye says:

    I have a theory she isn’t really exercising; she just dresses up in workout clothes and gets photographed. Look at how she’s spilling out of that top — she couldn’t even do a proper stretch/warm up like that without flashing everybody!

    Why would they ask at her trial about how frequently she and Kanye were together? What does it have to do with her divorce?

    Maybe it’s mean of me, but if Kanye isn’t giving her a lot of support, I don’t feel bad for her. She treats the institution of marriage like a joke, and she uses her personal life to make money regularly. She is so classles and valueless and gross. So if she doesn’t have a “traditional” supportive co-parent there — oh well!

    • lem says:

      it’s not so much that kanye is treating her like crap (although that’s pretty awful in my opinion). it’s that he doesn’t seem to care to be around for HIS CHILD. regardless of what you think of her, he’s a douchebag and a half for treating his unborn child this way. he’s already showing he’s going to be a real shitty, absent father.

      • Faye says:

        I agree with that, but most people seem to focusing on the effect on poor Kim, not the child.

        And, is anybody really surprised that Kanye isn’t gunning for father of the year? That self-obsessed moron? I’m not.

      • PinkG says:

        Maybe it’s not his child. Sperm donor? Or perhaps someone from her Milk Shake trip?

      • The Original Mia says:

        Gah. You’re going to make me defend Kanye. He’s a jerk and a narcissist, but he hasn’t abandoned his child. The kid’s not born yet. Right now, baby West is doing just fine. Now…if he doesn’t ever see his kid and leaves the child-rearing to PimpMamaKris & Kim, then I’ll bash him to here and back.

    • Amory says:

      I agree with Faye – even before she was pregnant, she never, ever wore a bra that could possibly support her during a workout. <My guess is that she's way more interested in looking sexy/trampy in her workout clothes than actually working out.

  8. kc says:

    I am so irritated at Kanye. Really? Really? Your behavior is making me feel BAD for KK one of the most stunning famewhores of our time. Ugh.

  9. TG says:

    I wonder what she will do when the custody fight happens. Once you bring a child into the pic you have to deal with the other person but maybe Lange is easily controlled and manipulated. He must be since he agreed to have a child with her even though his association with her has not made him more popular

  10. dcypher1 says:

    kim cant move to paris cus she has to work. I dont feel bad for her at all. kanye hes a douche what did she expect from him. And hes a rapper there always touring and never there. She knew what she was getting herself into.

  11. L says:

    Well maybe’s she’s doing low impact, but certainly not yoga or pilates as that would just be uncomfortable.

    And yes, there are awesome bras in her size. Enell, shockabsorber, freya all make things in the DD+ ranges.

  12. The Original Mia says:

    This chick isn’t exercising. It’s all for show. As is everything in her life.

    No sympathy about Kanye’s absence because she will use this new storyline as a strong, single mother for a new show. I’m sure it pings her ego, though, because she does believe the sun shines out her manufactured rear end. But she’s a trouper. She’ll bounce back from this and we’ll be privy to the custody battle to end all custody battles.

  13. Dawn says:

    She is such an a-moral pig. To me it matters not if she walks away with a divorce her or an annullment because her actions alone shows or should show how much she is a phony, how much she loves only money and to what lengths she is willing to go in her “reality show” to maintain her level of fame. First a made for T.V. wedding and now a made for T.V. baby. This pig has absolutely no shame about anything and that says it all. Seven more years your 40 and by “fame” standards old and used up. I can only hope her “fans” get over her lots quicker than that. Pig.

  14. swack says:

    It’s hard to believe she’s doing any exercise, even low impact aerobics dressed like that. She always dresses like this to go to the gym. Even before she was pregnant she never had her girls properly supported. As far as Kanye – as her supporters have said about Kris H – she knew what she was getting into.

  15. Dani says:

    For the first time ever I feel bad for her. Pregnancy is so hard I think I would have died by now without my husband. Kanye is and always will be such a JERK.

  16. truthful says:

    I wear a bra and a sports bra when working out–I hate those thangs to move at all.

    Ye wants to be away from cameras, Kim loves and makes her money in front cameras, enough said.

  17. The Original G says:

    She doesn’t cover her boobs because she doesn’t want too. Pretty simple.

    As for Kanye laying low? I’m thinking he’s avoiding any more contact than required with her divorce drama and her TV show.

    We won’t see the full picture with them, till that’s over. But at the moment it down’t look good.

    • TG says:

      In regards to Kanye, wasn’t the Humps trying to depose him also? If so maybe that is why he is staying out of the country until this divorce drama ends so that he can’t be compelled to testify. I don’t know how subpoena’s work in divorce cases or any case for that matter, but that would make sense and if so it probably means that he and kim are up to shenanigans and just further proves the Humps point that this was all a fraud.

      • Dawn says:

        You could be right. I know she was doing Kayne when she was with Reggie Bush who supposed to be the love of her life. Amber Rose dropped that one, but I tend to believe her over a Kraptrashian. Does anyone know what happened to husband number 1 and who she cheated with then?

  18. Helvetica says:

    Still not divorced?

    JEEZ

  19. buckley says:

    I don’t believe for a second that she actually works out. It’s a photo op just like everything else in her life.

  20. Emily says:

    I never put a sports bra back on after I take a shower after working out. So hopefully Kim has a good sports bra for working out in and she rips that thing off as soon as possible after the workout.

  21. KaraAngela says:

    Look her ass needs its own zip-up sweater thing…..wow. I was actually wondering who wears 2 of those to the gym. Kim & her ass.

  22. janie says:

    I can’t stand this skanky family & Kim is so self-absorbed, but Kanye should be with her. Pregnancy with a loving partner is not easy at times. I feel sad for her being alone. I wonder if he’s the reason why she never mentions the baby? If he were happy about this, i think we would see a different Kim. I believe that was her expectation when she got pregnant. Money doesn’t buy happiness. This should be the happiest time of her life & she can’t enjoy it. I’m one of her worse critics.. But it’s sad.

  23. ZL1 says:

    Kayne is Klever. Paris is a Konvenient esKape. After a certain point in a woman’s pregnancy she’s not allowed to fly anymore right? I’ll bet she’s panicking about how she’s going to pull off the ‘he’s on board with this relationship’ act in the media with this logistics curve he’s thrown. Also I don’t follow her Twitter, but I follow celebrity blogs and there are thundering echoes of silence from her. Its all about what isn’t said. If he were ‘on board’ with her – she’d be tweeting incessantly about tokens of affection he’s sent, sweet nothings quotes he’s said to her, and public tweet banter about their boundless joy about the new life they’ve created together. I do not respect The Kardashian Machine and Kayne you sir are a Koward.

  24. Kristine says:

    This is what I wear when I go work out and I’m DD. Big deal. Make sure they’re secured in there with a good sports bra and then wear a tank top.

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