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Michelle Rodriguez Bringin’ It Prison Style

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She is still the most ghetto, kick-ass, take-no-prisoners cause she is the whole damn prison herself — starlet out there.

Michelle Rodriguez made her prison release ankle braclet the fashion accessory of the season. Who cares whats walking down the runway when ChelleRo is kicking her heels up with court imposed chunky anklets . ChelleRo … biggin it up Death Row style!

Fametastic reports

Lost’s Michelle Rodriguez almost stole the show at Marc Jacobs’ Fashion Week showcase on Monday night when she turned up with her court-imposed ankle bracelet on full view. Michelle still has to wear the anklet for another 20 days after being arrested for a DUI offence last year.

And she has to wear it ’cause she said ”Hell No” to community service. No orange jumpsuitin’, Boy George trash pickin’ uppin’, I’m sorry I’m a reckless drunk driver all over Hawaii for ChelleRo. She’s just like ”Do these pumps go with my sentence?”

She explained to reporters: “It registers your sweat glands for alcohol content.” Michelle is clearly not a fan of the monitoring: she’d scribbled ‘Orwell’ and ‘1984′ on the sides of it.

Don’t give a damn and she feels persecuted. That’s a ChelleRo Cake and Eat It Too Party. She’s like a La Raza Libertarian Rock Star. Although a bad example for the kids.

Hey Kids: Celebitchy says Be Cool Stay in School … Don’t Drink and Drive … but do upstage Marc Jacobs’ entire show if you ever can. He’s old and dates hustlers … he has it coming.

images via Hollywood Celeb Pictures and Fametastic

Written by UrbanDK

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6 Responses to “Michelle Rodriguez Bringin’ It Prison Style”

  1. Hahaha.. I love her. Naughty though she maybe, she is way cooler than those goofy Paris Hilton types. I love me some ChelleRo!

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  2. Wow, do I ever have to disagree with you, Bex. I can’t believe she’s flaunting what she should be ashamed of. DUI is a serious conviction. Clearly she’s never lost someone at the hands of a DUI driver. Sounds to me like another one of these small screen narcissists who think that they are some kind of gift to the world regardless of whether they hurt others or not.

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  3. Do these pumps go with my sentence?– Haha.

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  4. I agree Julie - she needs a slap. She doesn’t have the decency to feel ashamed of herself - that makes her an arrogant bitch in my opinion.

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  5. bex
    how can u support this — normal people die because of drug / drink fuelled twats

    very fking sad

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  6. I have to agree with Julie. Michelle gives the wrong message. I’m surprised she was allowed to go anywhere == nonetheless a fashion show while being arrested.

    Michelle’s lucky no one got hurt..this time..not sure this “fashionable” braclet has convinced her change her ways.

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