Tilda Swinton & her young lover Sandro Kopp out in NYC: gorgeous & awesome?

Reason Eleventy-Billion for “Why Tilda Swinton Is Cooler Than All of Us Combined”: hot alien bitch has a hot young boyfriend who she mainly keeps on the DL. These are some rare pics of Tilda and her boyfriend of several years, Sandro Kopp, out and about in NYC yesterday. We get sightings of them maybe twice a year (the last time we had photos of them was almost one year ago), so it’s always an event and I like to celebrate. Tilda is 52 years old (in human years, earth years) and Sandro is 35 years old. God, she’s an alien goddess, isn’t she? She came to earth to take our hot artist men and to do crazy-awesome photo shoots.

Years ago, it was believed that Tilda and her baby-daddy John Byrne had an “open relationship” and that they still lived together while Tilda took Sandro as a lover and Byrne took a lover too. But I think that situation was either temporary or gossip-wishful-thinking. At this point, I believe Byrne lives with some new woman and Tilda lives with Sandro (somewhere? Her home planet?) and Tilda and Byrne share custody of their kids.

I like that we can’t even really call Tilda a cougar. Cougar is too crass of a term for what Tilda is doing. She’s simply awesome, and she can bed any man she sees, and she’s chosen this artist/actor dude. I imagine they live quite an esoteric life together. Incidentally, is anyone else getting Tom Hardy vibes from Sandro? God, how hot would it be if Tom Hardy and Tilda got together?

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

 

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  1. Lulu.T.O. says:

    Both wearing rings on ‘that’ finger? Anyhoo, she looks fabulous at 52. Jelly me. I can’t help but want to put some lipstick on her though.

  2. Sumodo1 says:

    …and Sandro wears a wedding band?

  3. doofus says:

    “her home planet”…LMAO

  4. Dee Cee says:

    No she is not preggers thankyouverymuch.

  5. andy says:

    The alien’s boyfriend is making me tingle. He needs to trim his beard but his face is handsome.

  6. Lemony says:

    I had NO IDEA she was 52 years old. Damn!

  7. Jemma says:

    This is how i want to be at 50!!! Tilda is like the coolest woman on earth. Also she looks my age ( 25) and she doesnt look like she had botox.

  8. Ann says:

    He’s too old for her. She’s needs someone younger and hotter. She’s SWINTON, fer cryin’ out loud!

  9. SmokeyBlues says:

    I love the way he has his arm around her. He knows she’s a catch!

  10. Agnes says:

    Not feeling the guy. Tilda – fabulous, as usual.

  11. Vennie says:

    He has lovely skin and I love his nose. He is handsome and hot(minus the beard).

  12. Bacon! says:

    You go on with your bad self, Tilda. You go.

  13. i'm french don't kill me says:

    she’s very tall so her guy must be very very tall (and sadly Tom hardy is not tall)

  14. fabgrrl says:

    Nice scarf and purse, dude.

    From what I understand, Tilda split with her husband, but they still lived at the same property, for their kids. Being rich and all, I believe Tilda’s house has multiple wings, or there a multiple houses on one property. They weren’t living as a couple any longer. It actually sounds like a splendid idea for an ex-couple who has young kids and can mange to get along well. And who can afford it, of course.

  15. Ginger says:

    I had no idea she was 52! I would have thought she was at least ten years younger

  16. GoodCapon says:

    He’s not that bad-looking but I’m not digging the beard =/

    Hard to believe she’s fifty-freaking-two!

  17. Thiajoka says:

    I love that coat and the shoes she’s wearing.

  18. Sam says:

    I want her hair. Mine is that short, but I can’t get it to look like that. I just really want her hair.

  19. Crumpets and Crotchshots says:

    It is my active plan to be like this when I am fifty. What Would Tilda Do!

  20. BW says:

    That coat is not flattering, BUT I WANT IT VERY BADLY. Only Tilda can get away with wearing a sack.

  21. RN says:

    I swoon for Swinton. So much complexity and talent wrapped up in that exquisite exterior. I’m happy she chose our planet to visit.

    Kaiser, I can totally see the Hardy resemblence, especially in that photo where he’s looking down. Now he just needs a puppy to hold. Although if Ms Swinton had a puppy, it would be some jolie-laide, otherworldly-like creature.

  22. Stella says:

    Beautiful, ethereal, other-worldly …Goodness, I’ve always loved this woman. <3

  23. stinky says:

    please make the facial-hair “trend” stop. someone.

    • Really? says:

      No hold on a minute, before you go much further, give me a buzz, so i can trim it closer…

      I love me some beard, but this borders on p u to the bic, it’s unsightly, and it’s unfortunate…this is NOT what we meant for sexy man face hair…this is wilderbeast face above and god only knows what’s going on down below…

  24. Tiffany says:

    Yeah, I am jealous…that he gets to have his arm around her. I don’t like being photographed but yeah, I would have a big grin on my face being next to the Swinton.

  25. RHONYC says:

    she colors outside the lines.

    she is my ‘Miss Universe’! ;-)

  26. Really? says:

    To the theme of “Da ya think I’m Sexy:”
    No hold on a minute, before you go much further, give me a buzz, so i can trim it closer…

    I love me some beard, but this borders on p u to the bic, it’s unsightly, and it’s unfortunate…this is NOT what we meant for sexy man face hair…this is wilderbeast face above and god only knows what’s going on down below…

  27. Patrice says:

    Tilda’s ex has custody of both of their kids, and she’s always been very openly honest about the fact that post their split, he always has and she visits. She’s said that they both agree that having them live a quiet, peaceful, consistant life with their dad in Scotland/England is much better for them. I like her honesty and candor.

  28. EscapedConvent says:

    That is a fabulous coat, & I think you have to be effortlessly Tilda to wear it.

  29. dunzo says:

    Tilda is sooo badass, and her boyfriend is gorgeous (not my type, too artsy for my taste), they look great together.

  30. onegirlup says:

    as far as he’s concerned… Meh.. BUT it looks like they have wedding rings on..? giddy up

  31. hmm says:

    My hair was that shade when I was bleaching my hair at home. Ick. Never again.

  32. anti-icon says:

    I’m her age, and single, and I’m not having the FUN/Fame/Fabulous time Tilda is having. Therefore, I worship the Tilda.

  33. jen says:

    They all (Swinton, baby daddy, boy friend, bd’s girlfriend and twin 15-year-olds) live together in a treehouse. No joke. SWINTON is so f’in’ cool!

  34. Tish says:

    She looks very much like Cumby. Haha.

  35. judyjudy says:

    Am I the only one who thought she was a lesbian?

  36. Linda says:

    She probably said oh, I love the beard. I hate the beard.

  37. Loulou says:

    Looks like she’s wearing a wedding band. The plot thickens.

  38. Mazunte says:

    I think he is very handsome (great nose). I just don’t like his beard.

    She’s uniquely amazing.

  39. Stacia says:

    I dont find him handsome at all. He’s a bit plain compared with her.

  40. citygirlsf says:

    Is this a case of “the emperor’s new clothes”? Because all I see are two unkempt yet otherwise-attractive people wearing bathrobes and raggedy, flea-bitten facial hair in public.

    Stop trying to be hip and just tidy up already.

    P.S. He needs to at least PRETEND not to be courting the camera.