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		<title>By: human</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 May 2010 01:33:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>yer but how many aliens has she sleeped with</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>yer but how many aliens has she sleeped with
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		<title>By: true</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 02:11:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>True, but after all that she is still glamorized and rich.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>True, but after all that she is still glamorized and rich.
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		<title>By: Truth Seeker</title>
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		<dc:creator>Truth Seeker</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 07:38:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;ve been reading all the remarks about Paris Hilton and I have this to say:

I&#039;m very good at reading people and in reading Google&#039;d blogs about Miss Hilton, I&#039;ve found the following to be true.
1.  She&#039;s a complete loser
2.  She&#039;s a total s.h.i.t.bag
3.  She uses people up and spits them out when they don&#039;t follow her rules of how to play the &#039;Paris&#039; game of life
4.  She&#039;s a homewrecker; purposely going after men who are taken
5.  She doesn&#039;t have any &#039;true&#039; friends because they eventually see what a horrible person she is
6.  She used Nicole Richie to make herself appear more beautiful; Miss Richie has a poor self-image and Miss Hilton took full advantage of that for her own personal gain
7.  She is too dumb to see what a puppet she&#039;s become; the butt of everyone&#039;s joke
8.  Pursuing an acting career that doesn&#039;t exist makes her look even more pathetic
9.  Pursuing a singing career at which everyone either vomited or laughed at the songs; When she performed at a club in Miami, she was boo&#039;d.
10.  Dropped by her own agency because they had had it with the self-proclaimed diva
11.  Dropped out of high school to become &#039;famous&#039; for all the wrong reasons
12.  Is laughed at for being a nitwit/whore, yet she thrives on being thought of this way (what&#039;s wrong with this picture?)
13.  Has delusions of gradeur about what kind of person she really is
14.  Associates with D-list losers because any real celebrity with an ounce of integrity wouldn&#039;t be caught dead with the likes of Miss Hilton
15.  Seeks the love and affection of animals because &#039;humans&#039; do not take an affinity to her
16.  Miss Hilton is too naive to see that she&#039;s being used and abused by the papparazi and her own public relations management
17.  The only legacy she&#039;ll leave behind is being known as a sexual whore, media whore, publicity whore
18.  And last but not least, she&#039;s using this poor Britney Flickinger as a &#039;phoney&#039; BFF because any other previous friends/acquaintences she&#039;s had eventually leave her side.  

I read a lot of info. about Miss Hilton and suffice to say, she&#039;s a terribly sad individual.  I see things and unfortunately, for Miss Hilton, she&#039;s going to grow old alone and die alone with nothing but her pets to keep her company.  As the saying goes:  Bad karma is a beotch.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve been reading all the remarks about Paris Hilton and I have this to say:</p>
<p>I&#8217;m very good at reading people and in reading Google&#8217;d blogs about Miss Hilton, I&#8217;ve found the following to be true.<br />
1.  She&#8217;s a complete loser<br />
2.  She&#8217;s a total s.h.i.t.bag<br />
3.  She uses people up and spits them out when they don&#8217;t follow her rules of how to play the &#8216;Paris&#8217; game of life<br />
4.  She&#8217;s a homewrecker; purposely going after men who are taken<br />
5.  She doesn&#8217;t have any &#8216;true&#8217; friends because they eventually see what a horrible person she is<br />
6.  She used Nicole Richie to make herself appear more beautiful; Miss Richie has a poor self-image and Miss Hilton took full advantage of that for her own personal gain<br />
7.  She is too dumb to see what a puppet she&#8217;s become; the butt of everyone&#8217;s joke<br />
8.  Pursuing an acting career that doesn&#8217;t exist makes her look even more pathetic<br />
9.  Pursuing a singing career at which everyone either vomited or laughed at the songs; When she performed at a club in Miami, she was boo&#8217;d.<br />
10.  Dropped by her own agency because they had had it with the self-proclaimed diva<br />
11.  Dropped out of high school to become &#8216;famous&#8217; for all the wrong reasons<br />
12.  Is laughed at for being a nitwit/whore, yet she thrives on being thought of this way (what&#8217;s wrong with this picture?)<br />
13.  Has delusions of gradeur about what kind of person she really is<br />
14.  Associates with D-list losers because any real celebrity with an ounce of integrity wouldn&#8217;t be caught dead with the likes of Miss Hilton<br />
15.  Seeks the love and affection of animals because &#8216;humans&#8217; do not take an affinity to her<br />
16.  Miss Hilton is too naive to see that she&#8217;s being used and abused by the papparazi and her own public relations management<br />
17.  The only legacy she&#8217;ll leave behind is being known as a sexual whore, media whore, publicity whore<br />
18.  And last but not least, she&#8217;s using this poor Britney Flickinger as a &#8216;phoney&#8217; BFF because any other previous friends/acquaintences she&#8217;s had eventually leave her side.  </p>
<p>I read a lot of info. about Miss Hilton and suffice to say, she&#8217;s a terribly sad individual.  I see things and unfortunately, for Miss Hilton, she&#8217;s going to grow old alone and die alone with nothing but her pets to keep her company.  As the saying goes:  Bad karma is a beotch.
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		<title>By: Sunnyjyl</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sunnyjyl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 03:40:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>MIne&#8217;s a pair of brand new Jimmy Choos
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		<title>By: Sue D. Nimm</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sue D. Nimm</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 03:20:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I was just kidding.  I&#039;m such a Paris follower.  I envy the very ground she walks on.  

Kisses,
Sue D. Nimm </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was just kidding.  I&#8217;m such a Paris follower.  I envy the very ground she walks on.  </p>
<p>Kisses,<br />
Sue D. Nimm
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		<title>By: kate</title>
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		<dc:creator>kate</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 20:08:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>her hands look like hams!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>her hands look like hams!
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		<title>By: Bobby the K</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bobby the K</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 19:20:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>~

And they both had STD&#039;s


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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>~</p>
<p>And they both had STD&#8217;s</p>
<p>~
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		<title>By: Sue D. Nimm</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sue D. Nimm</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 17:22:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Lies!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Lies!
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		<title>By: The Third Eye</title>
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		<dc:creator>The Third Eye</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 16:16:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yeah, Paris is so like a Prada bag.  They&#039;re both overpriced.  When you open it up, the hole is really BIG.  And after you&#039;ve used it for a week or two, you just want to get rid of it.

P.W.H. = Pathetic Whore House</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah, Paris is so like a Prada bag.  They&#8217;re both overpriced.  When you open it up, the hole is really BIG.  And after you&#8217;ve used it for a week or two, you just want to get rid of it.</p>
<p>P.W.H. = Pathetic Whore House
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		<title>By: Vern</title>
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		<dc:creator>Vern</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 13:56:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Maybe she&#039;s not as dumb as we think.  Saying she hasn&#039;t slept with a lot of people is another way of saying that she can&#039;t close the deal.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Maybe she&#8217;s not as dumb as we think.  Saying she hasn&#8217;t slept with a lot of people is another way of saying that she can&#8217;t close the deal.
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