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		<title>By: Connie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Connie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 18:46:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What. On Earth.
Have you listened to John Mayer&#039;s songs? Or is that just COMPLETE and utter ignorance?
Seriously?
Get a grip</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What. On Earth.<br />
Have you listened to John Mayer&#8217;s songs? Or is that just COMPLETE and utter ignorance?<br />
Seriously?<br />
Get a grip
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		<title>By: zagge</title>
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		<dc:creator>zagge</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jan 2009 11:13:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i agrre with  you mymy</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i agrre with  you mymy
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		<title>By: mymy</title>
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		<dc:creator>mymy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 03:08:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sweet. I mean she does deserve happiness. Don&#039;t we all. And hating it is just sad and a bit immature</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sweet. I mean she does deserve happiness. Don&#8217;t we all. And hating it is just sad and a bit immature
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		<title>By: I Choose Me</title>
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		<dc:creator>I Choose Me</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 20:31:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Is the truck in love? Is it in love with her? Why would it hit her if it IS in love with her? So many questions…

Bodhi - *cough* *snort* You just made me spray bread-crumbs all over the monitor screen</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is the truck in love? Is it in love with her? Why would it hit her if it IS in love with her? So many questions…</p>
<p>Bodhi &#8211; *cough* *snort* You just made me spray bread-crumbs all over the monitor screen
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		<title>By: princess D</title>
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		<dc:creator>princess D</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 14:14:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>sweet and romantic, john and jen go go..wish you both happiness in 2009</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>sweet and romantic, john and jen go go..wish you both happiness in 2009
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		<title>By: Whitey Fisk</title>
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		<dc:creator>Whitey Fisk</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 13:12:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>MSat, I am so glad to hear someone else appreciates how bad &quot;Say What You Need To Say&quot; is.  The first time I heard it on the radio I was in the car with my daughters.  About halfway through my FIVE YEAR OLD said, &quot;Alright, alright, I get it mister!  I&#039;ll say what I need to say!  Mom, will you please turn this off?&quot;  

When your music makes a preschooler roll her eyes, that&#039;s saying something.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>MSat, I am so glad to hear someone else appreciates how bad &#8220;Say What You Need To Say&#8221; is.  The first time I heard it on the radio I was in the car with my daughters.  About halfway through my FIVE YEAR OLD said, &#8220;Alright, alright, I get it mister!  I&#8217;ll say what I need to say!  Mom, will you please turn this off?&#8221;  </p>
<p>When your music makes a preschooler roll her eyes, that&#8217;s saying something.
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		<title>By: SeVen</title>
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		<dc:creator>SeVen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:43:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Woot lots of Wives of geeks here! My husband is too a geek ... we play World of Warcraft and he sent me a bunch of &quot;flowers&quot; every day leading up to our 1 year mark lol.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Woot lots of Wives of geeks here! My husband is too a geek &#8230; we play World of Warcraft and he sent me a bunch of &#8220;flowers&#8221; every day leading up to our 1 year mark lol.
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		<title>By: so what</title>
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		<dc:creator>so what</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 09:12:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think &quot;if its true&quot;, that it is very sweet...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think &#8220;if its true&#8221;, that it is very sweet&#8230;
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		<title>By: lulu</title>
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		<dc:creator>lulu</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 06:17:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>oh........ that&#039;s so romantic i love them together he&#039;s so hot and she&#039;s so gorgeous, i think he&#039;s leaving his wild days behind him, which makes me love him even more,he&#039;s so talented, i love his music.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>oh&#8230;&#8230;.. that&#8217;s so romantic i love them together he&#8217;s so hot and she&#8217;s so gorgeous, i think he&#8217;s leaving his wild days behind him, which makes me love him even more,he&#8217;s so talented, i love his music.
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		<title>By: Orangejulius</title>
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		<dc:creator>Orangejulius</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 03:06:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Mine threatened to climb up on a balcony in a Mexican restaurant and serenade me. Scored big points with me and yes, the panties were flying...</description>
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