Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart came out for the Billboard Music Awards. She performed with Pitbull they did their new song, which… have you heard it? It sucks. Much like Gwyneth Paltrow and Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer is totally stuck at the height of her fame circa 2000-01. That’s how she dresses too – check out this Zuhair Murad Couture gown. I only saw the top part and I was like, “Oh, this is going to be surprisingly good.” But it’s not. The sheer skirt is terrible. I give her some credit for tailoring though – the top part fits her like a glove. J.Lo is usually good about getting her gowns tailored for her body. Also bad: her makeup! That eyeshadow deserves to be specifically called out.
Jennifer looked like a Muppet for her performance too, and she had a costume malfunction with those terrible boots.
I don’t have the designer ID on Nicki Minaj’s dress. It’s okay – the bodice is too tight, but I guess she liked it because it squished her boobs together. This is maybe the most uneventful she’s ever been on a carpet.
Here’s Kesha in Givenchy Spring 2013. Was she even wearing drawers? I don’t know and I don’t care. The funniest part is that she paired this revealing Givenchy with… cheap little wedges. Poor Kesha. Props to her for losing weight though – her body looks the best it’s ever looked.
Here’s Stana Katic in Nicholas Oakwell Spring 2013 Couture. There were several jumpsuits on the carpet, and Stana’s was hardly the worse. I feel like the big hair turned her onesie into a costume though. She looks very Studio 54.
Kelly Rowland in Rami Al Ali Spring 2013 Couture. I don’t hate this at all, but with those bangs, I think she’s morphing into Gayle King (Oprah’s BFF).
Photos courtesy of WENN.
J. Lo looks like a zombie with that eye makeup. Why why why would she wear that? Yeesh. She’s a beautiful woman, but she looks awful here — makeup is supposed to make you look *better,* Jennifer.
Did Stana Katic wear that outfit/styling on a bet?
Kesha — we’re happy you got fit, but we really don’t need to see all the evidence of it.
Kelly Rowland looks good, and *normal.*
JLo looked like red Angry Bird on stage. WTF was she thinking?
Her make up is usually great, what happened here?
Her pet in the shades. Eurgh. I’m going to pretend he is a performance artist in the role of douche. As for Jenny from the block, well, great face, great body, but please go away.
Casper is such a mouth breather. JLo looks slightly ridiculous, per usual, and the back of that dress is so full of Hell.No.
I think it’s just me, but the patterns on the back of her dress look like golden turds falling out of her butt. Either way, cannot unsee.
Kelly just said,”Oprah gave us new cars!!”
1. O dear gawd, where is my sleep-mask when I need it?
2. Tacky.
3. Why did she bring her Ewok?
4. Why is it wearing RayBans?
Wow what a bunch of washed out show girls. . .
Yup JLo is still stuck in the height of her fame. I think these women have a special mirror on their wall that tells them they’re still the shit…talk about not wanting to accept your age, move on and evolve
This!
Love it! There are the same type of women at Cannes as well. Check out Cindy Crawford, Eva Longoria and wherever Heid Kum happens to be. Speaking of Longoria can someone please tell me why she is always at Cannes? Is she partnofthe prostitution that goes on there? I can’t think of any other explanation for why Sheri’s always trolling Cannes during the festival.
JLO is too old to be wearing these kind of things.
Seriously.
I am JLo’s exact same age, and even though her body looks amazing in that dress, my first thought when I saw those photos was, “She needs to grow up”. Jlo is not 23 anymore….and honestly she’s not even 33. Time for her to find some more dignified looks that manage to show off what a great body she still has.
Aging gracefully and with your dignity intact: it’s a thing. Look it up.
I disagree. She looks beautiful and fit. She can still pull it off.
It’s not about pulling it off. My 50 year old mother can pull it off too. She’s 40+, a mother, and has somewhat of a respectable career. It doesn’t matter how slamming your body is, you need to own up to your age and dress appropriately. At 23 I wouldn’t wear what an 18 year old high school girl wears out of self respect. JLo wishes she was still somewhere between 2000-2004, but change is inevitable. She could easily be a more respected artist if she embraced her age.
JLo ‘s face is amazing even if i’m not crazy in love of her make-up
I don’t know, I find JLo’s dress kind of interesting. It’s not perfect, but I like the effect of the falling leaves on the skirt.
The dress would be fine if it was 1999 and she was a new diva desperate to be noticed. She doesn’t need to wear stuff like this anymore to prove she’s hot.
Jennifer is such a beautiful woman. She always has been and always will be. But I keep expecting that one day her confidence will give her the peace to not try so hard all the time.
Still waiting.
Maybe I’m in the outside box but I like J-Lo dress and the song is a summer song which I happen to like.
As for NM-meh, she looks nice and quite normal with this look
I agree!
she brought the moves..didn’t almost kill somebody by jumping on their head and is soo gorgeous!
best performance.
I kind of like her look here. She looks 30 yrs old!
Jen did nothing for me last night w/that performance–it just reminded me of the old days.
This dress is pretty but its just not for her.
that Kesha girl did lose weight, wow
those shoes just killed the outfit though. 🙁
Kesha just reminded me of Goop.
That’s all I got.
God, I see it too. It’s a good thing Kesha isn’t some insuferable, delusional, entitled brat.
JL dress is beautiful the first thing that comes to mind looking at her is Heidi klum dress at the Elton John’s Oscar party. She was a disaster so is jL. I was a bit embarrassed watching her performance. She is so stuck in the pass, the whole thing was just lights, lights, lights. What can she do so we don’t see she’s lip syncing… Again!!!
The moment I saw this dress I right away thought of Heidi. JLo seems to wear it better though perhaps because it’s one of her usual style and she’s less busty, she can carry this off without looking too tacky.
JLo’s makeup and hair look TERRIBLE. She always wears dresses cut like this. Ever since the bright green one that everyone made such a fuss over. I think someone with a full perky C cup would look best in a deep V cut like that in my opinion.
JLo’s boytoy’s face bothers me. I just, I don’t know why.
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i dont like the fit of j lo’s dress at all. the front makes her boobs flat and pancakey. the back is generating back fat.
Something I never thought I’d say…Kesha looks really good. No crazy hair & makeup!!
nicki minaj needs to be punted off the planet.
ugh damn i’m in a bitchy mood right now.
She tries so hard to look like she use to but age is really catching up with her. I think she needs to grow up!
I feel bad for these 40 some odd year old women who feel like they have to do the same thing as 20 something’s. like, you can still be sexy, just don’t wear the same things you did 15 years ago