Jan 7
'09
“Gwyneth Paltrow defends her GOOP” afternoon links

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- Gwyneth Paltrow tries to defend her GOOP [Dlisted]
- Kylie Minogue has a new love [Lainey Gossip]
- New ‘Idol’ Judge Was Roomies With Paula Abdul [PopEater]
- Beyonce’s controversial L’oreal ad [Bossip]
- Carmen Electra Is A Sex Freak [Fafarazzi]
- Perez has a book. Pajiba is not pleased [Pajiba]
- Aubrey O’Day Just Wants To Be Real [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Clay Aiken grabs a girl’s boob. We remain confused [Celebslam]
- Katie Holmes and her special diet drink [Websters is my Bitch]
- Kristin Cavallari celebrates her 22nd birthday at Hyde with an “80’s” themed party. Hysterical outfits ensue [In Case You Didn’t Know]
- Ione Skye Gets Married [Crazy Days and Nights]
- Scarlett Johansson wears her signature color [PopSugar]
- Model Lucy Pinder in a bikini [I Don’t Like You In That Way]
- Kevin Federline’s Met His Economic Lady Love Match [Socialite’s Life]
- Jake Gyllenhaal insists on rocking the plaid [Just Jared]
- Bar Refaeli Bikini Pictures [Egotastic]
- Jessica Alba and her Kathy Griffin looking mother. Huh. [The Superficial]
- Drew Barrymore might want to try a different outfit next time [Hollywood Tuna]

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- Snooki and J-Woww on notice [IDLYITW]
- Jennifer Aniston through the years [Popsugar]
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- The awful cover letter all of Wall St. is mocking [Gawker]

15 Responses to ““Gwyneth Paltrow defends her GOOP” afternoon links”

  1. Tess says:

    Gwynnie sings softly as she poses:

    “I feel pretty. Oh so pretty….”

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  2. Amy says:

    So, her defense of a pretentious site is being more pretentious? Get over yourself, Fishsticks!

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  3. Codzilla says:

    I love that you keep using photos of her in that shit heap of a dress.

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  4. kate says:

    “fishsticks” is the best name ever for her. from now on i will only refer to her as fishsticks.

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  5. boobaloob says:

    She has to be one of the most unlikeable people out there. What a snot. And I adore Michael K — I remember when he first started calling her Fishsticks — Supposedly Ted Casablanca was the first to start calling her that. It really is the perfect name for her. I don’t like actual fishsticks either.

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  6. Vern says:

    Fishy trying to sound humble is as unconvincing and annoying as Kate Hudson trying to sound…not so slow.

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  7. Anastasia Beaverhausen says:

    My hatred for Gwynyth Paltrow will NEVER CEASE and it is larger than the universe.

    She needs a swift kick in the Hot Pocket.

    So if people find her site pretentious it means they’re unhappy? OR MAYBE IT JUST MEANS YOU’RE PRETENTIOUS, FISHSTICKS.

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  8. Vern says:

    HAHAHAH-good one Anastasia!

    “Kick in the hot pocket”

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  9. saintdevil says:

    I feel much better now that Gwyneth pities me because I think her GOOP sucks.

    I will find the love in my heart and start detoxing until there is nothing but blandness and conceit left in me.

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  10. Sickitten says:

    She pulled the detox newsletter from her site. The way she talks you would think she was Grace Kelly. She wishes.

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  11. RReedy says:

    She means well but doesn’t realize the negative reaction people have for unsolicited advice especially when espoused by an individual one would describe as pampered.

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  12. Lori says:

    Very insightful and gracious of you rreedy.

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  13. Baholicious says:

    Rreedy, are you feeling alright? Do you need a lie-down? ;-)

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  14. Granger says:

    My favourite is her quote, “I am the person my friends call when they want to know” something. Holy god, the woman is full of herself.

    Rreedy is right. If Gwyneth’s “be happy” advice came from a mom of eight who works a 9 to 5 job, can’t afford a housekeeper, does all her own cooking, squeezes in a couple of hours of exercise a week, and *still* finds ways to stop and appreciate the sunset every night, people would take it a little differently. Gwyneth just comes off as a smug, privileged, know-it-all.

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  15. drm says:

    Excuse me but W.T.F is a ‘contemporary mid-century sink’? Which century? Whose century? Talk about an uptight human being…My God if you shoved coal up her a** you’d have diamonds in two days…

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