Rob Pattinson is ‘all smiles’ post-breakup while Kristen Stewart hangs with Swifty

In case you missed it, X17 had photos (you can see them here) of Robert Pattinson driving his big truck off of Kristen Stewart’s LA property on Sunday. It looks like the flatbed is full of bags and boxes, and Rob is said to have taken the two dogs as well. Meaning that Rob has officially moved out!!! What does this mean?! I hope it means that he’s over it. I hope it means that he’ll spend a few months reflecting on the relationship (and perhaps having a few one night stands just to see what’s out there) before settling into a relationship with someone less grumpy and moody. For now, though, Rob has been hanging out with his bros:

Robert Pattinson may have been photographed moving his belongings out of Kristen Stewart’s Los Angeles home on Monday, but that didn’t keep the Twilight star from a night out with friends.

The actor was “all smiles” when he stepped out at Teddy’s at the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood, an onlooker tells PEOPLE.

Arriving with a group of friends just after 1 a.m., Pattinson – who wore jeans, a white T-shirt, a black leather jacket and a backwards red Indiana Hoosiers baseball cap – headed to the back of the club to relax at a corner table.

“He sat on the couch at his table and sipped on multiple vodka cocktails throughout the evening,” the source adds. “You’d never know he had just gone through a breakup. He was smiling the entire night and was in a really good mood. There wasn’t a trace of sadness on his face.”

While he was tucked away in the corner of the club, only a handful of patrons recognized him. “He spent most of the night chatting with a brunette,” the source says. “There was definitely some flirting going on but it was all just talking, there was nothing physical going on between them and they never touched each other.”

[From People]

Aw. I imagine he’s probably a good bar-flirter, although he’s probably out of practice. And it’s nice to hear that he’s smiling and looking happy with his decision (?) to end things with Kristen. As for Kristen’s state of mind… well, she’s hanging out with Taylor Swift now. OH NO.

Time to blast “We Are Never Ever Ever Getting Back Together?” After Kristen Stewart was caught cheating in July 2012, Robert Pattinson hid out at Reese Witherspoon’s house. For their latest breakup, Swift is seeking comfort from a girl who definitely knows how to deal with (not to mention sing about) heartache: Taylor Swift.

PopSugar obtained pictures of Stewart, 23, flashing a smile while riding in a friend’s car heading “to another pal’s house” on Monday, May 20. A source confirms exclusively to Us Weekly that the Snow White and the Huntsman actress was on her way to visit Swift’s Beverly Hills home.

The insider tells Us that Stewart was driven by a girlfriend to the singer’s place and “spent all day” there before returning home.

A source close to Pattinson, 27, told Us on May 18 that the Twilight costars were taking a break from their four-year relationship. The two have been having ongoing problems since Stewart’s fling with Rupert Sanders, and a recent fight over Pattinson’s birthday party pushed them over the edge.

Though Stewart and Swift, 23, aren’t known to be close friends, the “Begin Again” singer is no stranger to a bad breakup having previously dated John Mayer, Jake Gyllenhaal, Harry Styles and other Hollywood hunks. The two megastars also share a mutual friend in Taylor Lautner. Stewart is good pals with the 21-year-old actor, having starred alongside him in The Twilight Saga films over the past five years, and Swift dated him for three months in 2009.

On Sunday, Pattinson was photographed moving his possessions and dogs out of Stewart’s L.A. home in his pickup truck. “She tried, they both tried,” a source close to the couple tells Us.

“They’re both good people. It was just not the right thing for either of them right now.”

[From Us Weekly]

I didn’t even know that Kristen and Taylor even knew each other socially or otherwise. Kristen hangs out with Katy Perry and her crowd, but K-Stew and Swifty? The pothead and the princess? What’s even more surprising is that I bet Taylor can’t wait to make a move on Rob. That’s going to be true for a lot of Kristen’s friends. I know that’s harsh and all, but Rob is definitely a “catch” and there will be a lot of A-list women (not to mention the multitude of B and C-lister ladies) who want to break off a piece of Sparkledong.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

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  1. Eleonor says:

    FREEEEDOOOOM!!!
    FREEEEEDOOOM!!!
    FREEEEEEDOOOOM!!!

    with the Aretha Franlkin voice.

    • Liv says:

      Haha! Good one!

      Also, he gets vodka cocktails and she Taylor Swift?! 😉

      • MisJes says:

        Haha, I would take a delicious vodka cocktail over Taylor Swift’s company ANY DAY.

    • Starrywonder says:

      LMAO!!!

    • Perplexed says:

      I haven’t been able to wipe the grin off my face since People’s announcement Saturday night.
      And watching KStew’s team trying to prevent the little that’s left of her career/profile from circling the drain is better than any cocktail.

    • Jen says:

      Good for you Rob. Focus on your new movie and find a woman without any baggage if that is possible. Best of luck.

  2. Rachel says:

    How is this girl famous? She looks dead-eyed at the best of times, and dresses like Skrillex at the worst. She and Swifty can enjoy a long life together reminiscing about dick.

  3. CTgirl says:

    I’m not a fan of either RP or KS. However, I suspect that RP is feeling like he just lost a 110 pound hunk of unwashed angst from around his neck.

    • Tessa says:

      She was over him the minute she met Rupert, but had to pretend to be remorseful and sorry to save her trashed career. I bet they’re both relieved as hell. Sometimes a breakup can be such a relief, and you feel so free and optimistic.

  4. Anna says:

    Oh god, I will pick Rob w/KStew over Swifty any day and twice on Sunday. PLEASE keep them apart!

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      +1. I feel like Swifty would eat him alive. Plus doesn’t she usually go for a-holes?
      I definitely think he’s too sweet for her.

  5. Pastyousayyouneverknew says:

    Swiftie and Kristen? Uh no, I’ll believe that one when I see it.

  6. marianne says:

    Her team is some kind of desperate to continually connect her to people who are more popular than her. This reminds me of the articles after the Oscars about how she and JLaw are totally besties.

    I’m going to sit here and enjoy watching her stans continue to prop her up as so ~edgy and different~ from all those other phonies in Hollywood, as her team is leaking PR about her hanging with Taylor freakin’ Swift. So dark and ~real~, y’all.

    • Atlanta says:

      This is exactly what i thought too. They really want to connect her to other famous people. I

    • Annie says:

      They also need to make her seem popular. Not just friendly, but popular.

      If her people want to do something for her they need to talk to her attenton whore friends who Vine and Instagram everything they can. That does not look like a healthy crowd.

  7. Freya says:

    If Taylor Swift dated Sparkles she would definitely write songs about him. So even Taylor Swift would be better than KStew)

  8. marie says:

    haha, what’s the angle with working between The Stew and Swifty, you know they aren’t really friends. I mean come on, Kristen is a brunette and in the land of unicorns and rainbows, that is a big NO NO. It’s like snow in summer, it just doesn’t happen..

    And honestly, they both (Robsten) looked miserable together so I would hope they would be happier apart.

    • Anastasia Beaverhausen says:

      Haha. It blizzard here in Colorado like 3 weeks ago so you never know. But I too highly doubt it. Especially on Kristen’s part.

  9. Devon says:

    I can’t believe how the Twi-Hards can’t accept all this. Belongings in garbage bags thrown into the back of a truck is a pretty damn clear sign.

    Rob is a hot piece.

    • Annie says:

      It’s not even the twihards though. It’s the krisbians. I’ve been telling people all along, the twihards are passionate at premieres. Krisbians are obsessed 24/7. These are the crazy, obnoxious fans. I’ve seen twihards either not comment at all, actually move on to other stuff, or say “awww I hope they’re not hurting :(” The krisbians are the ones who refuse to admit that kristen is failing or that she has done anything wrong. But they know. They are acting like everything is fine to not please the “nonstens” who are gloating, but they know. They are worried, which is why they even called to the realtor who has kristen’s house listed as for sale to check if it really is on sale and they’re both moving out. Who does that?

      • MonicaQ says:

        What the same hayle is a Krisbian? Are they like twi-hards but just for Boring McSoapLacking?

      • Annie says:

        That’s what the kristen fans call themselves. Girls that would go lesbian for kristen. And they legit act like they’re in love with her.

      • honeybee says:

        I remember when during MTV interview with all three (for BD2 – after minicoopering) Josh asked Rob if he knew what a Krisbian is and he genuinely didn’t know. He thought it was something to do with crisps (chips). Poor Kristen – she thought he would know but his reaction proved that he was clueless about her fans’ lesbian love for her. She looked disappointed.

  10. Lb says:

    Lol I love the back and forth PR. “Kristen is pretty happy” “well Rob is even happier!”

    It may make me a mean person but I hope it gets a little nasty. Just slightly. Just a slight dig here or there from an inside source. Gossip is just so dull lately.

    • Emma says:

      The ariticle about Rob sounds like every other article ever written about Rob in a bar. Go read them. They all sound the same. Kristen on the other hand with her fake smiles and pap poses is definitely playing games.

    • Rice says:

      I know right? What’s cracking me up is that people are all, “OMG he’s so hot now!” PLEASE! He still looks like a slob just like Kristen. Plus he has this permanent look of being high on himself and pharmaceuticals. I dare anyone to refute his “I know I’m hot and you totally want me” look on a red carpet. Please let them both go away. Twilight’s over. We need more worthy people to occupy our time.

      • LB says:

        I will say this – he was looking really good last summer, on his media tour for Cosmopolis. I’m hoping for the return of that version of him.

      • Amy Tennant says:

        Cedric Diggory 4-eva… that’s my Rob flavor (and honestly not really into even that, but I have a soft spot for Harry Potter alumni)

    • gg says:

      I think Rob is probably mature enough to not let it get nasty.

      And who smiles when they’re drinking? 😉 It’s what alcohol is for.

  11. FreeSpiritedGirl says:

    Not just Rob, even Kristen is looking happy. She partied with her friends later at night. (see pics here –>) http://www.popsugar.com/Kristen-Stewart-After-Breakup-From-Robert-Pattinson-30562618 and OMG! She’s still in contact with Rupert. Rob found out about it on his B’day and that’s how the break up happened. http://mrpattinson.com/2013/05/22/robert-pattinson-moves-out-after-kristens-texts-to-rupert.html

    • Another Ann says:

      LOL. I’ll need some more receipts on the “Rupert texted her” theory besides The Sun. Amazing how a rag paper on another continent could have a “source” that none of the local people have.

      I do buy that they are happy and relieved to finally move on. This has probably been brewing awhile.

    • Annie says:

      That Rupert thing sounds crazy BUT you have to admit that something happened. They didn’t just drift apart and agreed to break up like adults. Something set Rob off. Something made him grow a spine, pack his crap immediately and take his dogs. This was not a pretty break up, otherwise why are we having this PR battle?
      Also, we all agree that Kristen looked cozy and happy with Rupert. You know there was something there. When it’s an affair, there’s something there.

      I mean, who knows. But something happened. Something triggered those nasty fights and made Rob not want to be with her on his bday. I think we’ve established that Kristen is not smart and she can be pretty heartless. I would not put this past her.

      • Apples says:

        Or……. It was six months to the day (plus about 36 hours?) after the final movie release date.

        He got out as soon as his agreement let him.

      • Annie says:

        They got together when they were filming the third movie. Trust me that if this was all ~PR planned it would’ve started with the first movie. Twilight didn’t need this anyway. Those two movies that came out before they dated did really, really well and they both were creating buzz separately, especially Rob, so this was not necessary to promote the franchise that was already earning lots of money.

      • FreeSpiritedGirl says:

        1 Something DID happen. Because they were together just few days ago and all of a sudden they broke up and Rob packed his stuffs and left.
        I feel sorry for him. I just read an interview of him for Cosmopolis. Talking about Kristen, it seems he cared a lot about her, her opinions. He said he was nervous wondering if Kristen would like his movie. He sat behind her and kept looking at her, for her reaction towards the movie. He wanted just her opinion. He was over the moon when Kristen turned around at the end of the movie and said it was amazing. Sigh… He worshipped her. But she… Ugh…

      • Annie says:

        She took him for granted like she took for granted everything else: her career, her endorsment, her fans. She let success go to her head and thought she had everything because she deserved it. She thought she’d have tons of projects lined up after Twilight. You can now see that she was only cast because of Twilight, because where did all the offers go? She also treated Rob like crap because she thought she could get away with it, which she did for awhile.

      • Lucinda says:

        @Annie, they were pushing the romance from the filming of the first movie. She had a boyfriend at the time but I remember reading an article in EW where they talking about Rob proposing to her daily, how completely over the moon he was for her and how it was really just a matter of time until she dumped her boyfriend for Rob. That’s why I’ve never believed this relationship was real from the start. It may have developed into something real, then she cheated, but there was a contract so he couldn’t just walk away. That’s my theory at least.

  12. Beatrice says:

    I’d love to see RP and Jennifer Lawrence get together. She’d snag the Oscar and Sparkles. Kristen can fade into oblivion with Rupert.

    • Pastyousayyouneverknew says:

      +1 I never thought Rob and Kris would break up so soon so here’s me wishing for another impossible thing 😉 Their personalities seem really similar in interviews so yeah, they’d be magical together haha x

    • Mirella says:

      I never thought about JL & RP together, but I kind of love it. 🙂

    • Atlanta says:

      She is far too mature and sunny for Rob. Rob has proven he likes insipid moody little girls. Also dont think Rob is Jlaws type at all.

      • Janet says:

        Although she isn’t insipid or moody, I’d like to see him with Emma Watson. I think they’d make a cute couple.

      • Rabia says:

        Didn’t JLaw once make a comment about how dreamy he was in Remember Me? I thought I saw that on tumblr once.

        Anyway, I think Mia W. would be a nice match for him.

      • Littlewood says:

        I have a feeling he’ll end up with someone like Cara Develigne; unwashed, “edgy”, English and popular right now (for some reason I can’t understand).

      • Anname says:

        All these girls mentioned are so high-maintenance, not really his style I don’t think. Can you imagine Emma Watson dealing with his casual wardrobe? And with Jennifer Lawrence – their sorta-goofy weirdness may be too similar for them to mesh well!

      • honeybee says:

        I hope Rob will be single for a while and just focus on his movies. Of course eventually he will meet someone and I ship him with Holliday Grainger. They were in Bel Ami and another movie from Pre-twilight. 😀

  13. DanaG says:

    I think he is hotter now he doesn’t have miss grumpy pants hanging off his neck. And I hope her career dives even more. She has the money she should just go away everything seems such a drag to her anyway. Sparkles is back on the market he probably won’t know what to do with a happy, smiling non cheating girlfriend who showers.

    • lily says:

      +1
      She is always miserable. I saw her Met ball red carpet video. She was looking so bored, miserable. She needs to take her millions and vanish. Spare us all her “real” performances in her movies.

  14. Lauren Carter says:

    What’s up with Swiftys age? Some places report her being 23 while others say 24…

  15. Lauren Carter says:

    What’s up with Taylors age? Some places report her being 23 while others say 24…

  16. meh says:

    I’d be miserable too if I had a piece of paper that told me I had to frequently hang out with an immature ingrate in public and get photographed doing it. Wake up and smell the dirty hipsters, this has been a set up for publicity since day one. There is nothing on this planet that will make me believe they ever were in a relationship, let alone that she’s actually straight, I don’t care how many tabloids produce fanfictions about epic love and unicorns. I’d even venture to guess they’re all smiles because they don’t even really like each other that much and are relieved they don’t have to (very poorly) pretend anymore.

    • Apples says:

      +1

      Except can I qualify that she’s BI or at least willing if they’re a Director/Producer type. Because…Rupert. Those photos were her f-cking up and them getting caught was not planned.

      • TG says:

        Agree I think she is bisexual although I didn’t think she even looked happy with Rupert on all those make out photos but why would they plan such a crazy public scandal so like you said those were legit.

  17. jojo says:

    i just dont get the allure of KS, she has zero sex appeal, at least to me. and her acting is just atricious.

    I thknk you’ll find Rob ending up with someone like emma watson. Some actress in the busniess, but a little more grounded, mature and not so much attention-whoring like TS, Perry and those other idiots..

  18. Atlanta says:

    I dont think there will be a lot of a list women looking to get with him. he is not considered that cool and what actresses are a list that is younger than him apart from jennifer lawrence?i think there will be a host of b-list and up and coming actresses going after him though.

    • Lou says:

      Nah, he won’t be short of women to choose from. He never has been, even when he was with Stewart. He’ll have his pick now. Get it Rob!

      • Freya says:

        He seems to attract older women more than young ones. Reese, Juliette Binoche, Christina Ricci all looked smitten. Even Cameron Diaz gave it a try at one point. Julianne Moore is the next, lol. I wouldn’t be surprised if he ends up with someone older.

      • Atlanta says:

        Will he have Women after him yes, a-list women no. There are only a handful of actresses that could be considered a list and i dont see them running after rob.
        @Freya almost all of those women you mentioned are married.Maybe Cameron Dia would though lol.

      • Tessa says:

        He’s the kind of guy that can make a girl A-list by association, like Jennifer Garner and Katie Holmes became A-list by association when they were really just B-list tv actresses before. He raised Kristen’s profile a lot. She became a lot more famous after the rumors started that they were dating. He was already a phenomenon at that point.

      • The Original Tiffany says:

        He can make a girl A-list by association? HAHAHA! Do you really think Rob Pattinson is A-list? Cedric and Sparkles? That’s it, no Oscar, no opening of movies by name.

        You have a crazy definition of what A-list is.

      • Kristen says:

        Tessa thats just not true. Although i dont like kstew much she was totally the more famous one when they got together. robert was virtually unknown before twilight. the twilight films were the real phenomena. Both kstew and robert benefitted greatly from the movies and from their “it couple” status. Lets not rewrite history.

      • Anname says:

        Kristen was definitely more famous b/f Twilight. But Rob was clearly the massive break-out star at the time, and had far more attention 2008-2012, so it could be argued he raised her profile that way.

      • blueclouds says:

        Kristen was more famous than Rob before Twilight but in 2008, even before the movie came out, almost the attention was on him. I remembered an interview on Today Show or something in 2008 or 2009, when R and K came out to meet fans, they barely glanced her way, I even felt sorry for her. Time Magazine named him as one of 2010’s 100 Most Influential People in The World. Her popularity surely rose due to her association with Rob and of course her PR team’s efforts to make her into an IT girl in 2011-2012. They’re at the same level of fame now but I think that’s how it started.

      • Anname says:

        Re the A list thing, I think Rob gets A list status for his international stardom. He does have a big name internationally that financiers still like.

      • TinyPixie says:

        Pattinson is in no way A-list. Nor is Stewart. Wake me up when they win an Oscar or have a hit movie outside of Twilight.

        They’re in the same bucket as other former franchise tween stars Zac Efron and Daniel Radcliffe.

      • Nina W says:

        I agree they are not A-list, neither can carry a movie, how could they be considered A-list? Success in a blockbuster franchise does not equal talent nor does it guarantee longevity in this business.

    • AustinMJ says:

      Ooh. Jlaw. Now there’s an adorable coupling.

  19. lady mary. says:

    Kstew can now star Swifty’s next album “23”

  20. whipmyhair says:

    Best. Headline. Ever. So much joy is contained in so few words.

  21. menlisa says:

    How many homes does Swift have??

  22. Micki says:

    Some people in their mid-20’s split up and the world loses its sh*t

    • The Original Tiffany says:

      It is crazy, isn’t it? That happens ever single day. Neither of them are even in good movies. I cannot understand the twihard fascination or obsession.

      This is hilarious. The comments on CB right now are GOLD!

    • Another Ann says:

      So true. They met when they were something like 17 and 21. How many of those relationships survive, especially when you’re living a Hollywood lifestyle – with all the travel, hot costars, people throwing themselves at you, etc. It was bound to happen.

  23. Bored suburbanhousewife says:

    Over on the Cumby post today, CBers are talking about how much hotter Cumby looks with the brown curls of Sherlocj than elsewhere. Here, folks comment a lot about whether Rob is hot/was hot//was ever hot. I am thinking HAIR can be as important for men as women. IMO Rob was hotter with his long floppy bronze highlighted hair of early days. It softened and balanced the strange awkward shovel face planes of his face. G Butler also looks better long hair–short crop accentuates a bullet head/blockhead.

    Other candidates ladies?

    • Another Ann says:

      I agree about hair being important. Although Rob’s hair looked pretty good in Water for Elephants, and it was shorter.

      Another recent case – there were pics of Christian Bale with a shaved head the other day, and a beard. I could have cried. All hotness gone.

    • Lou says:

      I think Rob has a beautiful face. I don’t get the shovel thing at all. I agree the longer hair suits him and softens his features. But I wouldn’t go by pictures posted on CB anyway, they always choose the worst pics of Pattinson they can find!

    • MonicaQ says:

      Chris Hemsworth looks weird to me with short hair. It’s just something about it that’s…wrong. Could be my Thor fangirl-ness talking.

      By the same token, Chris Evans looks weird blonde even though I love him as Captain America.

      I was happy when Avery Brooks (Star Trek: DS9) shaved his head–looks so much better.

      Justin Timberlake’s ramen hair cracked me up in middle school. He looks far better now.

    • Nina W says:

      Bradley Cooper’s perm killed it for me completely with him. He was never my fav and then the hair, apparently I just can’t get over it.

  24. Anname says:

    It is interesting to see how many people have a more positive opinion about Rob now that he is split with Kristen. She really has a major image problem. This perception makes the PR argument all the more ridiculous from his side too.

    It’s going to be difficult going forward though, they will be linked forever in the tabloids ala Aniston/Pitt.

    • Tessa says:

      I think that went on for so long because a lot of women identified too much with Jen A, and she lost her man to this sex goddess and they couldn’t get over it. It hit too close to home or something, seeing a man literally leave for greener pastures. This breakup is a little different. For Rob, as far as we know, there’s no third party involved, there’s no one else… Kristen lost her man for legitimate reasons. He’s packed his bags because she’s a cheater and she sucks, not because he’s met Angelina Jolie and fell on his ass over her.

    • Lily says:

      Nah, Kristen won’t be relevant much longer

    • Annie says:

      I see this like when Britney and Justin broke up and the fans were devastated and in denial at first until time passed and they’re now just a memory. People rarely mention them in the same sentence.

      Our kids will watch Rob’s E! True Hollywood Story, and it’ll be like when you find out that Kelly Preston and Charlie Sheen were together “They dated?!” And we’ll just lower our heads in shame because we’ll remember how we used to care too much.

      • boredsuburbanhousewife says:

        Love your analysis! But I’m still not over Eddie and Valerie…

      • Izzy says:

        @boredsuburbanhousewife – I wil never get over Eddie and Valerie. That WAS a sad split.

      • boredsuburbanhousewife says:

        @Izzy, I know right? They looked just like each other when they got married –so cute together.

  25. Apples says:

    100% faux romance ended on schedule.

    Pattinson has zero problems picking up women. His former L.A. approach was very beer-slurred, mindlessly slutty, with a large dollop of openly cheesy, silly lines. He never tried hard because he didn’t have to.

    • Renne says:

      How do you know? Was he trying to pick you up?

      • Apples says:

        (I’m not criticizing him, at all. I think he’s hilarious- just not the sparkling, sensitive soul that people like to think he is.)

        His silly ridiculousness was well known at the time. Had you heard that for a while he was constantly proposing to girls? Fans, interviewers, etc. He would just grab something like paper, or a leaf off the ground and make a “ring” and propose. His ongoing joke.

        Years ago, he told Megan Fox he had access to Walmart’s private jet and asked if she wanted to join him for the weekend? This rumor was around for years online stemming from a 2009 Twilight promotion he did at a Walmart store. Then, last year this happened… http://www.examiner.com/article/tonight-show-megan-fox-shares-bad-pick-up-lines-with-jay-leno-video

        He also drunkenly called up a pretty bakery girl at 2:30 in the MORNING after her company worked a party and told her, “She had ~beautiful~ cupcakes.” (Euphemistically referring to her boobs.) She confirmed this via her blog. Unfortunately, she was married with a baby and the cupcakes were made to look like hamburgers. Beautiful? See? When he’s drinking he’s just pure comedy.

    • Tig says:

      Pls what good looking man anywhere in any field has probs picking up women? Not keeping them, mind you, but at least establishing contact? Not too many!
      Rob is prob going to be rusty- at least when he tells someone she smells good, it will be in a tone of wonderment, like he’s found the Lost Continent of Atlantis- LOL!

  26. Lauren says:

    It should be a relief to Rob when he thinks realistically about Kristen and the fact she has so many bad qualities. He seems such a great guy who just put up with too much and stuck on his crush. Good to hear he’s getting flirty and exploring other possibilities.

  27. Rabia says:

    Back when I was a twihard in 08-09, I watched interviews where Rob seemed to be flirting with the interviewer. It was pretty cute. I’m sure he’ll have zero problems picking up women.

    • Another Ann says:

      He can be very cute, and also funny. If all else fails, he can break out the guitar. A lot of girls are suckers for the whole musician vibe. 🙂

      • lily says:

        His interviews are hilarious! I love his tongue-in-cheek humor.

        I still remember his interview for Twilight back in 2008 with that singer from Paramour (Decode). She was blushing through the whole thing. She was totally smitten.

        I want that Rob back. Can’t wait for The Rover to start promotions…

  28. Annie says:

    It’ll be very interesting to see who tries hard to get with Rob next. I hope he stays clear of actresses altogether. He needs to be in a relationship where he’s not being a puppet of someone’s PR anymore, where someone’s not calling the paps, leaking stories to raise her profile and be seen with him. You know all the Dlisters and Clisters will be all over that. Michelle Trachtenberg has been into him for years. But I think he will stay away from actresses, even A-list, who are the best fit because they don’t need him. I think he needs a break from having his relationships speculated on tabloids. He needs a normal girl. But for now! A ton of one night stands, hopefully leaked to Us Weekly so Kristen gets the memo.

  29. dee says:

    I refuse to believe many people want to be with this footface. I just can’t.

    • Nina W says:

      You underestimate the power of cheesy Hollywood story lines, he will be an object of some ladies fantasies all his life. I still adore Harrison Ford and he looks like my grandpa at this point.

  30. Mayday says:

    he looked terrible with short hair, bring back the unicorn forest!!!

  31. AustinMJ says:

    It’s about time. God, she’s an idiot. The way he looked at her (prior to minicoopering) made me swoon. Consequences Kstew!

  32. Emma says:

    I’m curious too to see which celeb makes the hardest move for Rob. There have been some sly moves over the years but nothing too blatant. We shall see who comes hardcore out of the woodwork now that studios won’t kill them and their career for interference.

    • TG says:

      Was just thinking Emma Roberts might go for him. She seems like someone desperate to be as awesome as her Aunt Julia.

      • Tig says:

        Really showing my trivia knowledge here, but Rob and Emma had a bit of a pi$$$ing contest on Jay Leno a few years back, so their getting together isn’t too likely!

  33. Kristen says:

    Kaiser, A list is someone who can open a movie. Oscar, golden globe contender and so on. Neither sparkles or MissMaclipbite are A-listers. And i really dont think there are many A- list women who would go after sparkles. Am sure he will be sought after by younger starlets who havent quite made it though.

    • Jany says:

      That piece took Lainey two days…and that’s sad. She will always be Team K and dislikes Rob with a passion. The fact that she has to resort to old, made up rumours of Rob ‘cheating’ in Toronto speaks volumes.

      Rob’s of course not a saint. He might have been flirting up a storm when he was still single. Bedded half of Hollywood for all I care. All good. But you just have to look at pics of him and Kristen in earlier days to see that he worshipped the ground she walked on. And he’s not that good of an actor…No such looks and photo’s after Rupertgate anymore.

      Fact is that Kristen cheated on him, not just a rumour. The entire world saw this. And he still wanted to give it a try. He tried. So yeah, a strong case you got there Lainey.

      And this scenario even works if you believe that it was just PR-sten. Even if you believe they were just v. close friends. Because they sure are not friends anymore. At least not atm.

      So nice try Lainey, but some of us have longer memories and have been reading your site for years. You were always going on about how ‘tight’ they were. There was not once a peep about cheating or whatsoever. So it’s a bit too late to air out Rob’s dirty laundry now.

      • lolab says:

        I’ve been reading laineyg for years and she always said they were dramatic in terms of their relationship- close but volatile. And that the edward/bella image was inaccurate, and she always made overtures to the fact that they may have a looser arrangement than twihards realized. She’s not saying Rob cheated-cause she’s saying both had an open arrangement. But maybe that arrangement brought out commitment and insecurity issues.

        Open relationships are more the norm than the exception in movie and music industry, brought on in part by the sheer fact you aren’t with your partner for large amounts of time. My own sister dated a dude in a band, they were engaged, were monogamous when he was home, open when he was gone. Maybe where kristen messed up was letting a set fling blur into her home life time. Who knows? Or maybe it was more that she was sloppy. Shrugs

      • Nina W says:

        Open relationships are not the norm in HW, anyone who believes they are is being sold a con by their bf and is being gullible if they buy it. Sure some people have open relationships but it’s not that common and high profile people are far less likely to want to open themselves up to a bunch of hassle and potential scandal juggling lovers.

  34. nina says:

    I think Lainey’s version sounds realistic–open relationship that brought problems, immaturity on both sides, particularly Kristen who could go down the lindsay road if she isn’t careful. Both party hard, but with different but equally shady groups. She’s not driven enough.

    I’m sure it’s a lot more complicated and lame and embarrassing than whatever People gives us. lol I’m team Rob and think KRisten’s an ahole for cheating with a married father, but to think he’s been putting his jewels in a lockbox for months at a time while on location is naive at best. Open relationship always made the most sense, as did her acting out all passive aggressively in public,cause she doesn’t know how to keep her shit down low more properly like Rob can.

    • Jany says:

      @Nina – I think Lainey’s got zero credibility on this one. It’s too little, too late. She was always going on about how close and strong they were. She’s now just backpedalling because there’s no other option. Of course Rob’s not a saint, I doubt the open relationship though. I really do. And those rumours of him cheating are just that, rumours. Where are those one night random Toronto locals? He did this several times and not one sold him out? Okay…

      K did actually cheat. Everybody saw that. So it’s rumours vs fact.

      • nina says:

        it’s not cheating if you’re in an open arrangement, that’s the point. I don’t think it’s about credibility or if lainey has some great sources either, Rob and Kristen seemed tight when they were physically in the same place, but when they’d go off to shoot, they didn’t follow one another either. It points to either an on-off situation or an open relationship to me. You can be close and not be exclusive is my take.

      • Jany says:

        @Nina: You do have a point there to be fair!

    • Anname says:

      Of course he isn’t perfect and probably was a sh_tty boyfriend at times (like everyone is sometimes), but knowing how paranoid he is, I don’t buy that he cheated on her. You really think it’s possible that he had these random Toronto hookups and not one of those girls got her story in a tabloid? I don’t get why Lainey brought all that up today, 2 yrs after the Toronto summer. Wouldn’t that have been more relevant to cover in 2011?

      • shelly says:

        Exactly. Where are these random hookups who would have sold him out in a nanosecond?

      • nina says:

        I buy an open relationsip based on the fact that when they were physically in the same place, they seemed together. But when they weren’t phsyically in the same place, they didn’t seem together. Either an on-off thing or an open thing. Some see prmance, which is fine. But if they start taking shots at eachother in the press from here on out instead of letting this all fade away, I think it points more to a messy relationship than an showmance. Showmances are handled much more neatly.

      • Diana says:

        Well Aname, isn’t Lainey on Kristen’s publicist pay roll? She needs to make this whole thing his fault while she is just the missunderstood party that just didn’t want to expose his previous indiscretions. Notice how Lainey also makes a point to highlight how nobody questioned at the time why K cheated, hinting again is all Rob’s fault. Pretty low in my book but not suprising considering is Lainey after all.

      • Anname says:

        Nina, “But when they weren’t phsyically in the same place, they didn’t seem together”…. how exactly were they supposed to show you they were still together, planned pap outings? I am sure they saw each other much more than anyone knew.

      • nina says:

        Diana-I’m team Rob on this issue, but I’m not sure how lainey makes him look like the bad guy. She gives a less cartoonish version where frankly with other accounts only make rob look like a huge pussy. At least in this scenario, Rob looks like someone whose not being pushed around by a sullen teenaged girl-the issue here is that they had an open relationship that didn’t end up working after awhile. The end. We all know he parties, we all know he’s not a saint, she’s not shedding any new light here. The difference in her story is that they had a discreet but open arrangement that frankly kristen didn’t honor well enough and things have been going south for awhile. that paints rob in a much better light than some doormat who lets this she-devil person push him around constantly. Many Rob fans infantilize him to absolve him of all guilt, but it only makes him look more ridiculous given the fact he’s heading towards 30 and seems capable of handling his business — while giving kristen WAY more credit than she deserves in terms of villainous prowess.

      • nina says:

        aname-you’re totally right, I have no clue. lol I am a huge rob fan who reads posts here and sometimes on lainey about him so my take is faulty and completely a stab in the dark. I’m just looking at probability here with their ages, professions, and celebrity mainly. I don’t buy they hate eachother and are under contract. That leaves a close mutual beardship or relationship really. I then go with relationship, and then entertain that an open relationship may explain other factors. And it’s all a stab. lol 🙂

      • TinyPixie says:

        You’d be surprised what celebrities can get away with in private. Not everything ends up on Twitter.

      • Mi says:

        @Shelly,you know,Cosmopolis was such a big budget production(20 MILLIONS),so they were affraid of the studio actions.The paparazzi were all over the place,that I worried that I have seen all the movie already.Why the paparazzi didn’t catch him with those ”randoms”,of course it wasn’t Caitlin Cronenberg lol It really amazed me,when woman cheat,it means there was a reason,but if man do it,he’s a bastard.I Wonder when J.James cheaten on Sandra Bullock,it was her fault and she drove him to cheating.Of course Rob is a sensitive guy,other man after such a public humiliation would have beaten her up and we would see her ”beautiful”face a la Rihanna.And of course L.forgot about Liberty Ross and her children,maybe she also drove Kristen to cheating lol.

      • Diana says:

        Nina, perhaps I’m not reading her like you do, and if, to me, she was painting that kind of picture -that it was an open relationship gone awry- then I would not have mind it, although I don’t agree with that assesment. The thing is, and I repeat here, For me, she isn’t doing that at all. What I read from her is that Rob had also cheated numberous times in the past -even though there is not a shred of evidence of it anywhere- and that K had valid reasons to cheat that no one questioned and now after K has tried so hard to meet his standards he just gave her the boot and is now playing the media to his favour like an evil mind. That’s how I read it and I will never agree with her thrashing Rob for the sake of the unsaveable reputation of Kristen Stewart.

      • Atlanta says:

        @Nina . That isnt entirely accurate. Rob did visit Kristen on the snow white set. It was only after the cheating he allegedly asked that she not come visit him.

    • TinyPixie says:

      Weren’t they apart months at a time? I seem to remember when Stewart was in England filming SWATH, Pattinson flew out to see her for a week here and there but for the most part stayed in LA.

      And when he was on location, she’d visit for a few days and then go home.

      Seemed like they were away from each other a lot, voluntarily, and that’s just unusual. If they were open then it would make a lot of sense that they wouldn’t require each other to live on location and a casual visit here or there while they did other things wouldn’t be a big deal.

      • Nina W says:

        The open relationship idea seems to be pretty silly to me but I guess people want to grasp at straws for some reason. As actors they would always expect to be separated because of their work. Movies are often made on location and that makes it long distance not open.

  35. Reece says:

    Does this mean we’ll be hearing vampire songs on Swifty next album cause KS is spilling the beans now? *snort*
    This post breakup PR is interesting but only from a watching the machinations pov.
    Btw, Swifty dumped Lautner for Mayer so I guess they would know either other. I shall now go sit in the shame room for knowing that.

  36. Asiyah says:

    I think this started off as a suggested PR relationship. They went along with it, became close friends but not really lovers, and she ruined it when she was caught with Rupert. He probably felt betrayed because his FRIEND had no consideration for him whatsoever. Maybe they had an agreement that any side pieces would be known to each other? Maybe he felt that friends wouldn’t do each other dirty like that. And hey, I don’t blame him for being mad. I was in a similar situation (minus the PR part) and I was more upset that he threw away our intimate, open friendship than that he screwed around with someone else.

    • Nina W says:

      It makes no sense as a PR relationship. I cannot stress enough that the studio would never be able to force a teenage girl into a faux romance for PR purposes. I’m amazed so many people put this forward without thinking about it. The relationship has been bad news for the franchise from the beginning, no way the studio wanted it, and it blew up at a bad time for the franchise, why would they want that?

  37. Me Three says:

    I’m sorry but I think both Pattinson and Stewart are over rated as actors. Just never got the hype about either. She’s a one act pony and he’s a try too hard to be relevant “English” actor who plays the same role over and over. Every movie I’ve seen him in, I’m sorry I wasted my time. And, if they can’t act, at least I need them to be eye candy and he has the sex appeal of tofu!

  38. Elle says:

    Cannot wait to see who he dates next!!! Go for it Rob! Enjoy BIG TIME MY MAN!!! YOU DESERVE IT!!!

  39. Thiajoka says:

    Swifty, unable to get a boyfriend anymore due to their fear of having really bitchy songs written about them and really rude impressions done of them on live awards shows, is going to data-mine other breakups for material.

  40. The Original G says:

    Contract is over.

    After the humiliating position she put him in, he found his nut sac and slammed the door behind him. Inevitable.

  41. TOPgirl says:

    After a break up and you see all smiles…usually means sad and depressed. It’s all a coverup!

  42. Camille (TheOriginal) says:

    Awww, how nice that Shovel face is out having a good time. Good for him.

  43. Amy Tennant says:

    I hope he’ll find fresh new armpits to lick

  44. Ally8 says:

    He had a beautiful phase in his late teens, but now he just looks like a grimy oaf. Also he’s a terrible actor with gremlin teeth. I don’t see his career doing very well going forward.

  45. serena says:

    LOL I can’t even imagine Swifty and Kristen together. Anyway, this is scary, TayTay is ‘collecting’ girls who break up or have love-problems.. she’s like the boss of a cult lol, adding new members as the news of breaking up comes.