Alex Skarsgard is all about beer, meat and Viking sex with random blondes

Here are some photos of Alex from a few days ago, when he was in NYC for a screening of The East. I covered the photos earlier this week, even though most of you ignored them for some reason. I don’t know why, these are some of the best candid photos I’ve ever seen of him. It seems that after the screening, Alex and the cast of The East went out to dinner at Stanton Social and Alex couldn’t get enough of the MEAT and BEER. Because he has a beautiful Viking soul. Mmm… Viking meat.

Alexander Skarsgard, Ellen Page, Patricia Clarkson and the cast of The East celebrated the film with a dinner at New York’s Stanton Social on Monday.

The group of 15 people shared a feast of the restaurant’s signature dishes that included red snapper tacos, potato and goat cheese pirogues, smoked duck and baby kale salad, wok charred edamame, beef carpaccio, spicy lamb souvalki, vegan spaghetti squash, shrimp and grits, grilled asparagus and herb dusted frites.

Though many of his fellow diners enjoyed gluten-free and vegan options, Skarsgard was “all about the meat and beer,” an onlooker tells PEOPLE. “He lightly flirted with his waitress. Pointing at his Brooklyn Lager, he asked, ‘Miss, could you bring me another fine brew just like this one?’ ”

The source adds that Skarsgard – who always appeared to have a beer in hand – had a great time joking with castmates, eating and dancing as DJ Omari Toomer spun tunes.

[From People]

That’s not all! On Tuesday night, Alex was spotted at Café Select spending some time with some special ladies. Wait – that sounded skeevier than I meant it.

Around 2 a.m. Tuesday, “Disconnected” actor Alexander Skarsgard connected with a blond at Cafe Select who approached him while he was texting. Skarsgard didn’t seem too into her, but he soon moved on to a dark-haired woman who playfully “hushed” him at one point. Finally he found a blond who did catch his interest, and they headed to Spring Lounge around 3:15 a.m. When the bar closed an hour later, our snoop watched as the pair made their way to Skarsgard’s downtown hotel.

[From NYDN]

I guess Alex is just going through a phase (?) where he just picks up ladies at bars and clubs and takes them back for some Viking Sex. Followed by Viking Beer and Viking Meat, followed by more Viking Sex. There are even some itty-bitty photos of Alex leaving with the girl – you can see them here. All I can make out is that she’s pretty tall. What would you do if this tall hunk of Viking came towards you at the bar and started flirting with you? God. Viking Meat.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. Anna says:

    “Miss, could you bring me another fine brew just like this one?” – you know that what he REALLY wanted to do is smash the glass on the floor and say “This drink – I like it! ANOTHER!”

    • marie says:

      ha, awesome. keeping with the theme, I think he needs to throw out “wench”

      as for the beer, meat and Viking sex, isn’t this what most guys would do given an opportunity? (although I think he should give brunettes and redheads a try)

      • Anna says:

        Meat, beer and Viking sex is how _I_ would spend every single day, given the opportunity 🙂

        This is the most likable I’ve ever found him (also bc I have been deprived of Thor for so long).

      • marie says:

        very true.. and wait till after Tacky’s done promoting the movie, maybe he’ll come out of hiding then?

      • Anna says:

        @marie –

        I think he’s shooting a movie by day and is on diaper-duty by night. Gods know no rest.

  2. bammer says:

    I think he left with the other blonde. I think this is a good development for the Alex fans who are always trying to imply that he’s in a super secret relationship with *fill in the blank* woman. He’s famous, hot and doesn’t want to settle down. Nothing wrong with that. Just as long as he doesn’t Gerard Butler himself.

    • cr says:

      Exactly, don’t turn into a douche about it. I’m presuming that Alex is having sex when he wants, where he wants and with whom he wants.
      Just don’t get caught in a Port-a-Potty.

      However, if you really over analyze the pics, he doesn’t look like he left with anyone, and the blonde in the dress is trying to hang all over him and he seems much more into his phone. And even the other blonde he’s actually talking to but I’m not seeing anything other than conversation (because we can totally tell these things from grainy photos! 🙂 )

  3. Micki says:

    …” …Viking Sex. Followed by Viking Beer and Viking Meat, followed by more Viking Sex.”

    Sorry to be so awfully unromantic but with Viking Beer and Viking Meat usually come Viking Burp and Viking Fart.

  4. ncboudicca says:

    For some reason, these photos make me want to see him and Hiddleston make out.

    • Anna says:

      Hiddles already has his Norse god. Don’t tempt the Dragonfly King.

    • Anna says:

      But now that I think about it, I think Scars would totally be into that (and Hiddles OBVIOUSLY would be), whereas Hems … not sure he’d be as comfortable with the idea.

      • cr says:

        So perhaps instead TB can cast Hiddles in a role that his character has sex with Eric? Sort of like Talbot and Eric?

      • ncboudicca says:

        Now that they’ve both played vampires, maybe a photoshoot where they’re biting each other. I think they’d both be into it.

        This is really too much to think about when I’m eating oatmeal.

      • T.Fanty says:

        I say we strip them, cover them in chocolate and let them wrestle it out for themselves. It’s the only fair way to solve this debate.

      • Anna says:

        Nah, Dragonfly King wouldnt wrestle. He would totally submit and enjoy being pinned down by the Viking. Imagining it’s CHarms, freed from Remora’s grasp.

      • ncboudicca says:

        This spectacle would be better than a shanking any day of the week.

        *Goes back to ABC Store to stock up on more Pimm’s*

    • j.eyre says:

      I would simply like to throw my full support behind any and all of these scenarios. The tangle of long blond limbs images shall be permeating my every thought today.

      Bless you.

    • Crumpets and Crotchshots says:

      Who would be on top?

      Never mind. I think we all know the answer to that question.

      • ncboudicca says:

        I was hoping they would demonstrate several options, and I could just choose which one I liked best, then let them proceed.

  5. LadyMTL says:

    Alas for my chances, I’m not a blonde. I might be on the tall-ish side but methinks the Viking Dong would probably walk right by me.

    Still, I’ll always have my fantasies. 😉

    • Crumpets and Crotchshots says:

      I have been told that Viking Dong tends to fancy dark brunettes. Tall blondes are a dime a dozen in Asgard.

    • Diana says:

      Well, I’m a really short brunette? What posibilities does that leave me with? 🙁

      • Jag says:

        There are many. We short brunettes are easy to carry and Viking-throw into bed. 😉

        (When I was 5’2″, I was engaged to a 6’4″ guy so I know these things. lol)

      • Diana says:

        Good to know Jag, good to know. You have raised my hopes again. Thanks 😉 (Also, vinking throwing? best term ever!)

  6. Eleonor says:

    I can totally see him enjoying a good steak, and beer. Oooh Viking Dong….

    I went to Sweden for job, and I was shocked how much meat do they eat there! I’ve tasted some really excellent steak but after three days my stomach was screaming for a salad.

  7. Minx says:

    Mmmmm…Viking meat. Viking sex. Now if you just could’ve worked Viking helmets, dragons and a herd of goats into the story somewhere = Perfection. I think at this stage it’s physically impossible for me to ignore this guy. I’ve tried. UNF!

    ETA: because Viking arms, Viking chest, Viking neck, Viking thighs, Viking hands…dear god those Viking hands.

  8. Ladylupton says:

    Well, I guess most of us would be all about the Viking beer, meat and sex he we looked like him…

  9. Me Three says:

    Sorry but he kind of bores me. He’s not that hot but seems to have started believing in his own “hotness.”. And too much beer and beef, in my experience, makes for a less than memorable, or even moderately satisfying “few minutes” in the sack. But then, the blond probably didn’t care because now she can tell everyone she slept with a Viking…and sleep is about what he’d be capable of after beef and beer!

    • trisha says:

      Believing his own hotness?
      Actually I find it really endearing how much he ISN’T all “yeah I’m really hot”…

      I mean he obviously knows many find him attractive and he can turn it on when required, but mostly he’s just sort of dorky and slightly awkward/shy.
      I remember someone (I think Kristen Dunst) said that he’s like a puppy in a body that’s too big for him LOL

    • Scarlett says:

      I find him pretty insipid. Is he a good actor? In a very superficial sense I don’t find him hot..to me his fellow Swede Joel Kinnaman is more atractive.

    • yipeeeeeee says:

      The hotness things doesn’t worry me, the Viking thing does. Do you think he plays into that? No other Swedish stars do that? Anyway it was a good marketing ploy.

  10. Katie says:

    I’m dying at that People quote: “Miss, could you bring me another fine brew just like this one?” Really? Is that verbatim?

    I don’t really care one way or the other about him, but I have to admit that his insistence on meat and beer while his pretentious co-stars ate gluten-free and vegan food makes me want to quit my job and stalk him full-time.

    • ncboudicca says:

      When I read that I thought it sounded verbatim like something that Eric would say on TB.

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      To be fair, you can’t lump gluten-free and veganism together. The former is (usually) a dietary restriction while the latter is a dietary choice.

      • Katie says:

        Oh, I know there are people who have to eat gluten-free food due to their inability to digest gluten, but gluten-free seems to be the current diet trend.

        Hope I didn’t offend you. 🙂

      • Crumpets and Crotchshots says:

        Gluten free can be a really good idea even if you don’t have the gluten intolerance– mainly because it makes you cut out a lot of thi hs that aren’t doing you any good, and anything g that forces you to think about what you are eating tends to improve things.

      • Nerd Alert says:

        I was having gut problems and I tried it. Turned out not to be the issue but I will say that it cuts out 200-300 calories from most meals. Since bread is usually the least delicious part of the meal to me, I generally skip it now.

        Most people I know who are gluten-free are just following the trend, but the ladies I know who are actually intolerant or have Celiac’s really hate the trendiness of it. Ironic, because it only means more choices for them.

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        @Katie-no not offended at all-just wanted to clarify. I have two co-workers with celiac who suffered pretty badly pre-diagnosis but I’m sure there are people who are gluten-free to lose weight.

        Personally, you’d have to pry the loaf of bread from my cold, dead hands 😉

      • Jaye says:

        Yeah, I’ve been having distress that my doctor thinks might be due to celiac. I told her I want to rule EVERYTHING out before we get to that because I would become a very, VERY different person without bread. No one would be safe from my bread deprived wrath.

    • Shoe_Lover says:

      hey, not all people who eat gluten free vegan food are pretentious. I’m a lactose intolerant celiac who actually detests the taste of meat. But I’ll be real, if I know I’m going to be on my won for a while, so it won’t matter if I get sick, I go nuts over good cheese

  11. Sixer says:

    Long time lurker here (you gals are funny but much of the time I don’t know who you’re talking about. But you’re still wonderfully sassy and funny). Anyway, couldn’t resist giving you a link showing actual Viking food – when you say Viking beer and Viking meat, you might like to rethink! http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p00z0326

    BTW – TV presenter in the clip is my personal totty. I should probably get around to looking into this movie/TV star tottyland, yes?!

  12. Ashling says:

    He looks so good in these pics. I wonder how Alex is able to drink as much as he does and not have a gut.

  13. TheOriginalKitten says:

    I love that he got a Brooklyn Lager–that’s the only lager I can tolerate.

    He looks good in these pics too. I like my men to be meat-eaters, although I hear that vegans taste better.

  14. Jenna says:

    Apparently the viewing was at Nighthawk Cinema in Williamsburg, which is only five stops away from me, and I failed to kidnap Skarsie for my friends when he was in the vicinity. Damn it! I’ll get him one day…and then his ass is going up for sale on eBay! 😛

  15. Ari says:

    He looks a tad thin but that might be his general body type so here is to hoping all that beer gets him a bit buff soon!

  16. AustinMJ says:

    “what would you do…”?

    Yes, Viking Sex, please.

  17. Nerd Alert says:

    Viking beer? Good.
    Viking meat? Good.
    Viking sex? Gooooood.

    Although I’m not a lager fan AT ALL, I can still hang with a man who drinks craft beer. No Miller men!! No Bud guys! No Coors…well, men don’t usually drink Coors one way or the other. Heh.

  18. Jen34 says:

    Meat and beer! Alex passes my ‘real man’ test. I am sick to death these days of guys who are so delicate. Go get some, Viking.

  19. dcypher1 says:

    I like Viking beer, meat and sex sounds good to me. I don’t think I’m his type since I’m not blonde but for him I would bleach my hair.

  20. BooBooLaRue says:

    I’m random. . .

  21. Atlanta says:

    alex is alright, i find him inoffensive but he is not even the best actor in his family.

  22. Madpoe says:

    Alex seems clean cut to be Viking.
    I like grungy bearded Travis Fimmel Viking.

  23. BRE says:

    I am blond…but a veggie DAMN!

  24. Dopey says:

    I’ve finally realised who he reminds me of – my Dad. *off to find a therapist*

  25. Mario says:

    Does anyone ever stop to think that he’s the stereotype of what “attractive” straight white men. He’s a walking Ken doll and everyone falls all over themselves for him. He could be a terrible person, an egomaniac, or shallow but all anyone cares about is his physical appearance. He grew up rich and privileged and is now even more rich and more privileged, its not hard to look how you want when you’ve got money.

    • Sphinx says:

      Hello Mario.

      Now you understand how women feel yes? We’ve had to live with men doing this with women for YEARS. Maybe you can empathize with women a bit more now.

    • Kit says:

      He’s known as a really down to earth great guy.
      He was not brought up in a rich family. His father didn’t make it big until Alex was in his 20’s. he was raised in a very artsy, bohemian lifestyle.
      Having to share a bathroom with 5 siblings will also keep you humble and grounded in life.

    • Joanna says:

      actually, i don’t find him that attractive. bland looking to me. now some spicy latin or nice chunk of chocolate, count me in! *blushes*

  26. Bitca says:

    Has a Viking pick-up line too, according to one of Enty’s recent Blind “Reveals.” Can’t be sure why people have been dissing CDAN recently, tho’ to be fair, many of the blind items could easily describe 1/2 the people in the entertainment industry.

    Still: if hit by a total “need a guilty pleasure” mood, it’s time to meander thru CDAN, C|B, & Michael K. Love the different perspectives on the same items (tho C|B is the only one with readable comments). But w/no TV, a loathing for franchises & almost any new film since cinema tickets broke the $14 threshold, & a dearth of current pop artists on my playlists

    • cr says:

      Always remember CDAN’s disclaimer:

      Crazy Days and Nights is a gossip site. The site publishes rumors, conjecture, and fiction. In addition to accurately reported information, certain situations, characters and events portrayed in the Blog are either products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Information on this site may contain errors or inaccuracies; the Blog’s proprietor does not make warranty as to the correctness or reliability of the site’s content.

      I think the last blind item he ‘revealed’ to be Alex had quite a few gaping holes.

      • Izzy says:

        Thanks for the link, it was an interesting read!

        Slightly OT but related to blind items, a year or so ago I was researching something that was actually not related to gossip, and a weird link showed up in my search results. It was actually an academic article (anthropology or sociology, maybe) about blind items as a form of bullying.

        Like I said, slightly OT, but it was kind of a fascinating read.

  27. EscapedConvent says:

    The tall lady in the long dress looks like a Viking goddess. Perhaps they are off to begin a bloodline of New Viking Babies?

    • cr says:

      Except it looks like if the tall blonde in the dress was trying to pick up Alex it didn’t seem to work, as he’s much more interested in his phone than he is her.

  28. Lexi says:

    I want him sooooo much!!!

  29. Blonde again ? says:

    He went off with the shorter blonde with the printed blouse.

    I really wish he starts hooking up with brown heads I am sick of men always hooking with blondes WHY.?

  30. LostinSpace says:

    “What would you do if this tall hunk of Viking came towards you at the bar and started flirting with you?”

    I would look over my shoulder to see who he was really approaching and then if it was in fact me, I would think I’d died and gone to heaven!

  31. yipeeeeeee says:

    He’s been doing this since breaking up with Bos? It’s a long phase!!

  32. Ildergreier says:

    Alexander Skarsgård looks like an ordinary norwegian man for me. I have a very annoying friend that looks just like him.