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Do you wanna date Anderson Cooper? Pop.nography renders the relevant boyfriend facts from his interview in The March Men’s Journal. Depending on your perspective he’s either very low maintenance or highly Obsessive Compulsive:
a) He eats the same food at every meal for months on end.
b) He doesn’t celebrate his birthday, Thanksgiving or Christmas and claims not to understand New Year’s Eve, though he is contractually obligated to celebrate on-air.
c) He has no interest in attending any of his mother’s family reunions, no matter how rich and fabulous and crazy the Vanderbilts may be.
I’m going to vote for low maintenance. I still remember fondly Monsieur Cooper’s elegantly argued essay on going grey and letting the going be good.
Going gray is like ejaculation. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it’s a total shock …
My advice? Give in to gray. Make the most of it while you’re still young. Remember, there will come a time in the not too distant future when you’re no longer prematurely gray. People will stop using the word distinguished.
By then, you’ll have a wattle, baggy eyes and sagging skin, and pretty young things won’t even notice your hair. Only other guys will.
Bald guys.
Burn. To Bald Guys.
The whole ‘premature E-jack thing was a real shocker of an opening. Even that Vanderbilt prose is rich, fabulous and crazy.
In a parenthetical note the pop.nographers add
Actually, the funniest part of the article is where it says that “gawker.com, a New York media blog, occasionally suggests that Cooper is gay.” Occasionally? Suggests?
It’s always nice to see blogs get their nod in the dying print media, even Men’s Journal. Also its hilarious that Men’s Journal thinks they need to allege Gawker’s finally tuned sense of Andersonian sexuality. Manhattan informers are constantly sending in daytime spottings of the silver fox shopping at the Farmers Market with his boyfriend or nighttime reports of the gunmetal grey lothario dancing around Roxy with a bevy of shirtless muscle boys and an artfully placed baseball cap.
Pic from innovationsinnewspapers
Written by UrbanDK
Posted in Anderson Cooper, Photos
12 Responses to “Do you Wanna date Anderson Cooper?”
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There’s nothing sexier than a man with a brain put to good use.
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It never unfortunate to be a girl …
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Universal law: Man who seems too good to be true…is usually gay…gray or not, he’s handsaome as hell.
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A Man whos too gray to be true … probably uses silver highlights toning shampoo
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I would love to be on a date with him. I’ll be most likely accompanying him with..another guy.
He’s sexuality is hidden in plain sight.
darn..I like Anderson a lot.
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I’d do him. I’d love to know if the carpets match the drapes!
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Andersoon Cooper is my dream lover. I’d love to have him and Julian McMahon in my virtual man-harem.
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He’s hot
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Really? You girls think he’s hot too? Now I don’t feel like such a pervert whence I turn on 360!!
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its shocked me! i even never thought he is a gay, i dream to have him for me, he is so perfect! nice guy, polite, handsome, sexy..he he, you know what?! event my mom want him to be her son in law…ha ha ha ha
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truelovertje:
Oh yes I’d be glad to date him!!What a sexyness about him!! But unfortunately for me I am a girl!
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