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		<title>By: Michelle Falkovich</title>
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		<dc:creator>Michelle Falkovich</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jun 2011 05:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Maybe she&#039;s just trying to hide the fact that she really is lesbian and come off snobby.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Maybe she&#8217;s just trying to hide the fact that she really is lesbian and come off snobby.
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		<title>By: black air jordans</title>
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		<dc:creator>black air jordans</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Apr 2011 14:19:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>From all the blogs I&#039;ve pore over lately, this one seems to be the most evocative - it gave me something to about about.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From all the blogs I&#8217;ve pore over lately, this one seems to be the most evocative &#8211; it gave me something to about about.
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		<title>By: Matt</title>
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		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jan 2009 18:36:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She takes pictures of food and chafing dishes but took no pics of a women&#039;s prison lesbian sex orgy in the weight room??  And she calls herself a businesswoman??</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She takes pictures of food and chafing dishes but took no pics of a women&#8217;s prison lesbian sex orgy in the weight room??  And she calls herself a businesswoman??
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		<title>By: LaLa</title>
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		<dc:creator>LaLa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 20:17:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Next we are going to read an article that Martha taught them how to make knit covers for their shanks...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Next we are going to read an article that Martha taught them how to make knit covers for their shanks&#8230;
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		<title>By: elisha</title>
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		<dc:creator>elisha</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 23:49:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You put Martha Guarino but the source article refers to a &quot;Lisa&quot;? I think it&#039;s Lisa Guarino?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You put Martha Guarino but the source article refers to a &#8220;Lisa&#8221;? I think it&#8217;s Lisa Guarino?
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		<title>By: Judy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Judy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 23:48:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If Martha has anythin g to do with another convicted felon she can go back to jail. Convicted felons are not ot associate with one another period. I dont know if she could donate money to this woman or not but if I were Martha I would let that part of my life go.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If Martha has anythin g to do with another convicted felon she can go back to jail. Convicted felons are not ot associate with one another period. I dont know if she could donate money to this woman or not but if I were Martha I would let that part of my life go.
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		<title>By: Codzilla</title>
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		<dc:creator>Codzilla</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 23:06:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;... learning how to cook in a microwave.&quot;

Lol! Probably the first time she&#039;d crossed paths with such a lowbrow contraption.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;&#8230; learning how to cook in a microwave.&#8221;</p>
<p>Lol! Probably the first time she&#8217;d crossed paths with such a lowbrow contraption.
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		<title>By: ak</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 22:29:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The prison Martha was in is known as Camp Cupcake. A lot of the inmates are women who get swept up in drug raids. And I believe it&#039;s an open campus--i.e., the women can walk anywhere on the grounds as long as they&#039;re back in their rooms by curfew.  As someone else said, it&#039;s not Oz. I&#039;m sure there&#039;s some fighting, but Martha, as a celebrity, was watched very, very closely.

According to her, she spent most of her time there doing yoga, picking wild greens on her nature walks, and learning how to cook in a microwave.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The prison Martha was in is known as Camp Cupcake. A lot of the inmates are women who get swept up in drug raids. And I believe it&#8217;s an open campus&#8211;i.e., the women can walk anywhere on the grounds as long as they&#8217;re back in their rooms by curfew.  As someone else said, it&#8217;s not Oz. I&#8217;m sure there&#8217;s some fighting, but Martha, as a celebrity, was watched very, very closely.</p>
<p>According to her, she spent most of her time there doing yoga, picking wild greens on her nature walks, and learning how to cook in a microwave.
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		<title>By: l.a.m.b.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 21:23:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>my brother&#039;s ex-girlfriend has an aunt who is an actress, just small time stuff. martha stewart was at her wedding, and everyone i talked to who saw her there had nothing nice to say about her. they all said she was very snobby and stand-offish. she seems that way. the story probably isn&#039;t 100% true, especially because if someone in prison really wants to hurt someone, no one has the ability to stop them from doing so. i wouldn&#039;t doubt if she was a bitch to someone in the slammer though.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>my brother&#8217;s ex-girlfriend has an aunt who is an actress, just small time stuff. martha stewart was at her wedding, and everyone i talked to who saw her there had nothing nice to say about her. they all said she was very snobby and stand-offish. she seems that way. the story probably isn&#8217;t 100% true, especially because if someone in prison really wants to hurt someone, no one has the ability to stop them from doing so. i wouldn&#8217;t doubt if she was a bitch to someone in the slammer though.
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		<title>By: JaundiceMachine</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 19:31:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It sounds like someone has watched one too many &quot;made for tv&quot; movies on the &lt;i&gt;Lifetime&lt;/i&gt; channel . . . 

Even her lies sound scripted! I expect more imagination from a detainee in the Criminal Justice Department - so much time squandered away . . . </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It sounds like someone has watched one too many &#8220;made for tv&#8221; movies on the <i>Lifetime</i> channel . . . </p>
<p>Even her lies sound scripted! I expect more imagination from a detainee in the Criminal Justice Department &#8211; so much time squandered away . . .
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