Jessica Simpson showed up at the ALMA awards yesterday with an orange dress, orange skin, and a new orange hairstyle. If Ken Paves is responsible, she should break up with him next. She seems to be suffering from Jennifer Love Hewitt spring fever and we hope she’ll go back to her trademark blonde hair soon. What color is her new hairdo anyway? (Thanks to Oh No They Didn’t for pointing her new hair out.)

Jessica is said to be pissed off at her less talented sister, Ashlee, for copying her look and getting a nose job that makes her more closely resemble Jessica. Maybe she’s trying to go for a more unique appearance. No one would want to copy this hairstyle, that’s for sure.

We were all excited about the “secret” dinner meeting and supposed hotel trysts between Jessica and her estranged husband, Nick Lachey. That may all be a rumor, just like most of the news we report. Jessica’s representative denies that there was a secret dinner, but admits that the former newlyweds still talk on the phone.

Jessica is also said to have cut all ties with Lachey, calling him “toxic” after his tell-all interview in Rolling Stone. In Jessica’s book, that probably means she’s not going to call him for a couple of days.

Update: Jessica was wearing a wig that’s part of her upcoming line of hairpieces. Now that’s a good excuse: