Here’s a photo of Justin Bieber (via his consistently hilarious Instagram account) at the Miami international airport while distraught over losing his latest pet monkey. Yes, we just wrote about Justin Bieber on Friday, and here he is again! Truth be told, I really only decided to cover the story about Bieber and his room-service riders of extra condoms and jellybeans because we hadn’t spoken of the Biebs in at least a week, and I guessed (rightfully) that you all would have a lot to say about Bieber and his gross (and hopefully misplaced) condom fetish. Now it is only Sunday, and Bieber is back already with some more newsworthy antics. I do apologize in advance.

First, a quick recap. Earlier this year, Justin Bieber received the gift of a gorgeous Capuchin monkey named Mally, who was wrenched from his mother’s arms at only a few weeks of age. Naturally, Bieber promptly took the poor little monkey on an international tour where he was seized by German authorities because neither Biebs nor his people bothered to secure the proper papers for international travel. Of course and rather than rectify the problem at hand, Bieber decided it was too much trouble to deal with, you know, an actual problem, so he left Mally in a shelter and continued upon his whirlwind global tour. Then Bieber decided that he didn’t feel like satisfying the proper channels and left Mally to find a new home in a German shelter where he will no doubt be more welcome than with a Pampers-adorned pop star.

Fast forward a month or so, and some idiot has decided that it’s totally cool that Bieber should not bother to get Mally back at all, but it’s just fine to give him a new monkey. Sounds totally legit, right? Such is the life of a spoiled brat, who has already lost his second monkey pet in so many months. What a bloody idiot. And Bieber has somehow misplaced the new monkey and caused a huge airport ruckus because he couldn’t find it. Yes, Bieber has plenty of condoms, but he cannot find his monkey. What a mess:

Justin Bieber has pissed off a private jet company … because his plane has been grounded in Miami for 8 hours, while Justin searches for his pet monkey … TMZ has learned.

Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ … Justin rented a private jet to take him from Miami to Burbank. The plane was supposed to take off at 11 AM ET, but the Biebs called to say he was running late.

Hours passed … and he showed up at around 3 PM. But we’re told he wasn’t ready to smoke out of Miami because he needed to pick up his monkey from West Palm Beach.

Four more hours passed, and the monkey hasn’t surfaced at the airport. We’re told Bieber actually chartered a helicopter to bypass street traffic and retrieve the primate.

We’re told Bieber has 30 minutes left at the time of this post … before the pilot pulls the plug because he’s about to run out of duty time.

5:10 PM — The plane just took off with Bieber inside. We don’t know if the monkey made it in time.

[From TMZ]

Naturally, I am rooting for this monkey escaping and never returning to Justin Bieber. I hope this poor little primate found a new owner who will take proper care of him and that he’ll never have to battle for a car seat with his eventual owner. Whatever the case, Bieber has also posted a video where he is high as the space station, and he’s supposedly attempting to explain how exciting it is that Instagram is now available in video format. Need I mention that Bieber is shirtless with a severe case of glazed eyes and the giggles?

Finally, here’s a photo (from a linked video) of Bieber pretending to “fly an airplane.” Have mercy.

Photos courtesy of Instagram