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		<title>By: Chelsea</title>
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		<dc:creator>Chelsea</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 15 May 2010 16:11:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Honestly, I don&#039;t know how anyone could go with only washing their hair around 3 times a month! Even if I skip a day of washing mine, I feel gross and like I need to wash it lol. I wash mine everyday even though it&#039;s apparently bad for your hair... my hair seems to be in good condition despite washing it everyday so i think that&#039;s a myth! LOL. I workout everyday though so I think that would be especially gross if I didn&#039;t wash my hair..... sick.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Honestly, I don&#8217;t know how anyone could go with only washing their hair around 3 times a month! Even if I skip a day of washing mine, I feel gross and like I need to wash it lol. I wash mine everyday even though it&#8217;s apparently bad for your hair&#8230; my hair seems to be in good condition despite washing it everyday so i think that&#8217;s a myth! LOL. I workout everyday though so I think that would be especially gross if I didn&#8217;t wash my hair&#8230;.. sick.
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		<title>By: Tazz</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tazz</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 16:39:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Poor Jessica just can&#039;t get a break. Proves you can take the girl out of the country but not the country out of the girl. Enjoyed everyone&#039;s comments!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Poor Jessica just can&#8217;t get a break. Proves you can take the girl out of the country but not the country out of the girl. Enjoyed everyone&#8217;s comments!
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		<title>By: CB Rawks</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 04:11:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thanks for the advice, Miranda. That was the very thing that was worrying me.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for the advice, Miranda. That was the very thing that was worrying me.
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		<title>By: dali</title>
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		<dc:creator>dali</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2009 23:56:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Shampoo contains harsh surfactants which rip at the delicate hair shaft. I have very fine blonde hair which tears easily and have looked at many sites which aid in ditching shampoo. It&#039;s called &quot;the no poo movement&quot; -- no joke!

One of the best ideas I&#039;ve seen on those sites is rinsing with water while stroking the hair in a downward motion to spread the hair oil farther down the shaft from the scalp. Works really well. I rinse my hair every day, stroking downward, and actually wash it 2x a month or so. Hate to have something in common with trout pout Simpson!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Shampoo contains harsh surfactants which rip at the delicate hair shaft. I have very fine blonde hair which tears easily and have looked at many sites which aid in ditching shampoo. It&#8217;s called &#8220;the no poo movement&#8221; &#8212; no joke!</p>
<p>One of the best ideas I&#8217;ve seen on those sites is rinsing with water while stroking the hair in a downward motion to spread the hair oil farther down the shaft from the scalp. Works really well. I rinse my hair every day, stroking downward, and actually wash it 2x a month or so. Hate to have something in common with trout pout Simpson!
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		<title>By: Miranda</title>
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		<dc:creator>Miranda</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2009 22:45:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>God, I understand not washing one&#039;s hair every day, but weaves/extensions begin to smell rank after not washing them for a while, and the scent is permanent. 
Cosmo had an article on how to go from gym to fancy office party without showering. All I could think was that if I&#039;m going to the gym, I&#039;m sweating, and if you sweat, you smell. The idea is just against basic personal care in general. Even if one isn&#039;t shampooing every day, at least have the decency to jump in the shower for 30 seconds.
As for me, I have coarse shoulder-length hair with fringe. I wash/condition every other day, and just rinse it with cold water on the off-days to get any product residue out of my hair. If I didn&#039;t do that, my hair would get matted and tangled very easily. I&#039;m a naturally dark redhead so dry shampoos just make it look like I have powder in my hair. I hate to admit it, but I do use L&#039;Oreal Kids detangling spray in the afternoons to keep my hair from going too limp.
Oh, and CB Rawks: I bought that Wen stuff a few years ago, and I hated it. It doesn&#039;t even feel like hair conditioner, it kind of feels like that oily stuff they use on kids who have lice. It left my hair feeling so gross I couldn&#039;t stand it. It seems like such a waste of money.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>God, I understand not washing one&#8217;s hair every day, but weaves/extensions begin to smell rank after not washing them for a while, and the scent is permanent.<br />
Cosmo had an article on how to go from gym to fancy office party without showering. All I could think was that if I&#8217;m going to the gym, I&#8217;m sweating, and if you sweat, you smell. The idea is just against basic personal care in general. Even if one isn&#8217;t shampooing every day, at least have the decency to jump in the shower for 30 seconds.<br />
As for me, I have coarse shoulder-length hair with fringe. I wash/condition every other day, and just rinse it with cold water on the off-days to get any product residue out of my hair. If I didn&#8217;t do that, my hair would get matted and tangled very easily. I&#8217;m a naturally dark redhead so dry shampoos just make it look like I have powder in my hair. I hate to admit it, but I do use L&#8217;Oreal Kids detangling spray in the afternoons to keep my hair from going too limp.<br />
Oh, and CB Rawks: I bought that Wen stuff a few years ago, and I hated it. It doesn&#8217;t even feel like hair conditioner, it kind of feels like that oily stuff they use on kids who have lice. It left my hair feeling so gross I couldn&#8217;t stand it. It seems like such a waste of money.
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		<title>By: gia</title>
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		<dc:creator>gia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2009 00:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Don&#039;t you mean washes her &quot;extensions&quot; only once or twice a month? It&#039;s not like this lazy ass works up a smelly sweat doing any &quot;real&quot; work. She probably uses one of those fancy dry shampoos or just conditions a little everyday. You dont need to shampoo everyday when you dont do much.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don&#8217;t you mean washes her &#8220;extensions&#8221; only once or twice a month? It&#8217;s not like this lazy ass works up a smelly sweat doing any &#8220;real&#8221; work. She probably uses one of those fancy dry shampoos or just conditions a little everyday. You dont need to shampoo everyday when you dont do much.
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		<title>By: howshameless</title>
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		<dc:creator>howshameless</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2009 22:29:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Her hair always looks gross unless she&#039;s doing a performace or an appearance. Whenever she&#039;s out, she just doesn&#039;t give a shit and it shows.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Her hair always looks gross unless she&#8217;s doing a performace or an appearance. Whenever she&#8217;s out, she just doesn&#8217;t give a shit and it shows.
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		<title>By: Wif</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 13:57:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I used to know a girl in my highschool who was a professional hair model.  She could only wash it once a month, when at her hairdressers.  I don&#039;t think Simpson&#039;s situation is uncommon.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I used to know a girl in my highschool who was a professional hair model.  She could only wash it once a month, when at her hairdressers.  I don&#8217;t think Simpson&#8217;s situation is uncommon.
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		<title>By: JaundiceMachine</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 00:51:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Between the frizzled greaseball on her head, the vulgarly plumped lips, and a weak attempt to hide an extra 15lbs in black -  homegirl isn&#039;t looking so hot. 

I&#039;ll add this into the fray;  My hair is short, straight, thick and dry.  I generally only shampoo after a particularly hard day at the gym or before a nice occasion, otherwise I just condition every other day. My secret is when I get out of the shower, I towel-dry rather than blow-dry. (Between my dry hair and the high altitude, I really notice a difference.)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Between the frizzled greaseball on her head, the vulgarly plumped lips, and a weak attempt to hide an extra 15lbs in black &#8211;  homegirl isn&#8217;t looking so hot. </p>
<p>I&#8217;ll add this into the fray;  My hair is short, straight, thick and dry.  I generally only shampoo after a particularly hard day at the gym or before a nice occasion, otherwise I just condition every other day. My secret is when I get out of the shower, I towel-dry rather than blow-dry. (Between my dry hair and the high altitude, I really notice a difference.)
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		<title>By: Codzilla</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2009 16:45:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Didn&#039;t she say that she tried lip-fillers once and didn&#039;t like it? Obviously, she was full of shit because that pout has once again been expanded to grotesque proportions.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Didn&#8217;t she say that she tried lip-fillers once and didn&#8217;t like it? Obviously, she was full of shit because that pout has once again been expanded to grotesque proportions.
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