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		<title>By: tina</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 04:45:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i think that megan fox is such a fake person everything about her and on her is fake she is just a pon to sell movier and magazines and that is all she is good for. she can&#039;t act and she had to wash a car to get the role she got. i wonder ehat else she did? i am so tired of her i just ignore her exsistance and her and shia need to come on out the closet and admit they are dating or having ex.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i think that megan fox is such a fake person everything about her and on her is fake she is just a pon to sell movier and magazines and that is all she is good for. she can&#8217;t act and she had to wash a car to get the role she got. i wonder ehat else she did? i am so tired of her i just ignore her exsistance and her and shia need to come on out the closet and admit they are dating or having ex.
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		<title>By: How to Get Six Pack Fast</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 15:48:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I read your posts for quite a long time and must tell   that your posts are always valuable to readers.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I read your posts for quite a long time and must tell   that your posts are always valuable to readers.
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		<title>By: andy</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 22:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That guy must be a complete idiot. Looking forward to seeing her in the new Transformers movie...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That guy must be a complete idiot. Looking forward to seeing her in the new Transformers movie&#8230;
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		<title>By: Diva</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2009 00:17:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m with Alecto, Christina and Codzilla 100%

I watched her lil interview thing and all I could think all the way through was how full of shit she was.

But look how it paid off!  Standard Hollywood &quot;act stupid = get tons of press&quot;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m with Alecto, Christina and Codzilla 100%</p>
<p>I watched her lil interview thing and all I could think all the way through was how full of shit she was.</p>
<p>But look how it paid off!  Standard Hollywood &#8220;act stupid = get tons of press&#8221;.
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		<title>By: Codzilla</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 16:21:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>gg: Mineral makeup is the powder stuff, right? I tried it once and it got all over the place -- my shirt, the sink, the bathroom counter. It was a goddamn mess. And I have a medium/dark complexion so I couldn&#039;t even tell if any of it stuck to my face. Granted, it was the cheap drugstore stuff, so maybe the pricey brands are better.

As for Megan, I agree with Christina and Alecto: Just fishing for compliments. Wouldn&#039;t it have been fabulous if the interviewer had said, &quot;Why yes, you really DO look like a tranny!&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>gg: Mineral makeup is the powder stuff, right? I tried it once and it got all over the place &#8212; my shirt, the sink, the bathroom counter. It was a goddamn mess. And I have a medium/dark complexion so I couldn&#8217;t even tell if any of it stuck to my face. Granted, it was the cheap drugstore stuff, so maybe the pricey brands are better.</p>
<p>As for Megan, I agree with Christina and Alecto: Just fishing for compliments. Wouldn&#8217;t it have been fabulous if the interviewer had said, &#8220;Why yes, you really DO look like a tranny!&#8221;
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		<title>By: Christina X</title>
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		<dc:creator>Christina X</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 04:10:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Alecto&#039;s observation is spot on, in my opinion.

Blah blah blah she&#039;s goooooorgeouuuuus blah blah blah. You guys do know that&#039;s what she wants to hear, right?

She knows it. She&#039;s one of those girls who are so narcisstic she&#039;s insecure.

What&#039;s with all of these sex icons whinging about their self-esteem all of a sudden? They don&#039;t hear &quot;I&#039;d f-k you!&quot; enough times in a day? What?

I wish she&#039;d shut the hell up. She should feel lucky because the only reason anyone gives a rat&#039;s ass about her is because she&#039;s masturbatory fodder. For someone who hates her body, she has no problem with using it for publicity, huh?

I know I&#039;m not a psychologist and that not all girls are the same, but as someone who does feel insecure about her image, I try to draw as little attention to my body as possible. I think Megan Fox is insecure about her personality, if absolutely nothing else. 

While I think a lot of guys have the tendency to be vain and ignorant, I think the faux modesty a la Megan Fox, Kate Beckinsale, and Eva Mendes is part of the reason why girls feel like shit because apparently being a sex icon isn&#039;t good enough either.

Take a damn compliment and get over yourself.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Alecto&#8217;s observation is spot on, in my opinion.</p>
<p>Blah blah blah she&#8217;s goooooorgeouuuuus blah blah blah. You guys do know that&#8217;s what she wants to hear, right?</p>
<p>She knows it. She&#8217;s one of those girls who are so narcisstic she&#8217;s insecure.</p>
<p>What&#8217;s with all of these sex icons whinging about their self-esteem all of a sudden? They don&#8217;t hear &#8220;I&#8217;d f-k you!&#8221; enough times in a day? What?</p>
<p>I wish she&#8217;d shut the hell up. She should feel lucky because the only reason anyone gives a rat&#8217;s ass about her is because she&#8217;s masturbatory fodder. For someone who hates her body, she has no problem with using it for publicity, huh?</p>
<p>I know I&#8217;m not a psychologist and that not all girls are the same, but as someone who does feel insecure about her image, I try to draw as little attention to my body as possible. I think Megan Fox is insecure about her personality, if absolutely nothing else. </p>
<p>While I think a lot of guys have the tendency to be vain and ignorant, I think the faux modesty a la Megan Fox, Kate Beckinsale, and Eva Mendes is part of the reason why girls feel like shit because apparently being a sex icon isn&#8217;t good enough either.</p>
<p>Take a damn compliment and get over yourself.
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		<title>By: Alecto</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 02:34:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don&#039;t believe a word she said. I think she was fishing for a compliment. U know how the insanely hot chick that we all know and hate talks about how fat her a$$ is so you can tell her how gorgoeous she is and how much you envy and hate her.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t believe a word she said. I think she was fishing for a compliment. U know how the insanely hot chick that we all know and hate talks about how fat her a$$ is so you can tell her how gorgoeous she is and how much you envy and hate her.
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		<title>By: vdantev</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 23:31:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Much prettier before the surgery, I&#039;ll say.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Much prettier before the surgery, I&#8217;ll say.
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		<title>By: gg</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 23:13:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh no, another person trying out that new mineral makeup shite.  It looks awful on everybody.  It&#039;s funny - you can always tell the person thinks it looks great while they&#039;re being snapped, yet their photos the next day are usually cringeworthy.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh no, another person trying out that new mineral makeup shite.  It looks awful on everybody.  It&#8217;s funny &#8211; you can always tell the person thinks it looks great while they&#8217;re being snapped, yet their photos the next day are usually cringeworthy.
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		<title>By: CosVis</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 22:00:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She&#039;s a pretty girl but she always heaps on the make-up. Less is more sometimes, Megan. I guess it&#039;s understandable though, if she is really as insecure as she comes across. Shame really, before surgery she still looked lovely. Probably not enough people telling her that and/or jealous women making her feel unpretty....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She&#8217;s a pretty girl but she always heaps on the make-up. Less is more sometimes, Megan. I guess it&#8217;s understandable though, if she is really as insecure as she comes across. Shame really, before surgery she still looked lovely. Probably not enough people telling her that and/or jealous women making her feel unpretty&#8230;.
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