Maybe Rob Pattinson isn’t bangin’ Riley Keough, but he’s certainly bangin’ someone

Let me sit down with all of the Kristen Stewart stans and true-believer Twihards for a very special Independence Day message: I will drink your tears in hell!! Just kidding. Sort of. In all honesty, when I did that story yesterday about Kristen feeling “violated” about the alleged (and apparently false) hookup between Sparkles and Riley Keough, I had not seen the Gossip Cop story “debunking” the hookup. Gossip Cop is a decent resource if you want to know what a celebrity’s publicist wants you to think about their client, and the fact that Riley Keough’s publicist wants us to think that Riley isn’t banging Sparkles only says to me that Riley is afraid that roaming bands of Twihards and K-Stew-stans will come for her scalp. But sure, maybe Riley was NOT the girl in Robert Pattinson’s car. Maybe that story was too good to be true. Or maybe the story is still “Sparkles had a lady in his car and he took her to his place and banged her.”

The mystery continues! A rep for actress Riley Keough has confirmed that she was not the “mystery girl” photographed riding in Robert Pattinson’s truck on June 29.

“Riley isn’t dating Rob,” a rep for the 24-year-old actress told Just Jared. “And I can confirm that Riley was not photographed at all this weekend.”

Shortly after Kristen Stewart’s ex-boyfriend Pattinson, 27, was spotting driving an unknown woman near his home in L.A.’s Los Feliz neighborhood, reports surfaced claiming she was Keough. Stewart, who is currently attending Paris Fashion Week, costarred with Keough in 2010’s The Runaways. (Keough’s other claim to fame: She is the daughter of Lisa Marie Presley and the graddaughter of Elvis Presley.)

The Magic Mike actress was most recently romantically linked to costar Alex Pettyfer, and briefly wore an engagement ring from the actor in 2012. Pattinson, meanwhile, split from Stewart in May after struggling to cope with her July 2012 fling with Rupert Sanders.

“He really put her through the ringer,” an insider told Us Weekly. “Ultimately, it was like, ‘Either we move past this or we don’t.’ It wasn’t good for either of them.”

Whether or not Pattinson has moved on to dating the mystery girl in his truck remains unknown. Shortly after their breakup, a source told Us, “He’s scared of meeting anyone new. So many people are after him for the wrong reasons.”

[From Us Weekly]

Still no word from any of Rob’s people, I guess. Because the point is that he’s moving on, and he was moving on two seconds after he split from Kristen. He was OVER IT. He doesn’t give a crap about Ol’ Lip-Bite anymo’. He spent some time with Ol’ Sparkle-Boobs Katy and now he’s picking up girls and taking them back to his house for sex and sparkly tears. And there’s no way for Robert’s people to spin that. Because really, Rob doesn’t care if we know. He’s no longer playing the “placating Twihards” game.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. bee says:

    It’s time for Rob to have some fun and be single for a while. Who cares who he’s banging as long as it’s not Stewart, it can only be a good thing. Good luck to him!

    • David99 says:

      +1

    • aquarius64 says:

      Agreed. Placating Twihards only serves to hold him back career-wise. I glad Rob has decided to shed the teenybopper fan base, and staying with Kristen would only tie them to him forever.

    • Annie says:

      Seriously! He deserves some fun. I hope gets some and he’s safe. I hope he’s wise picking the ladies so he’s not sold out on tabloids.

    • Fabgrrl says:

      Totes! I’m glad he is hooking up with Riley, or some other pretty, young thing. He deserves some fun.

  2. Ali says:

    Lilke a mid life crises

  3. Alice says:

    Here comes the day when I LOVE Kaiser’s article about Rob. Tired of portraying him as a passive dweeb clinging to KStew’s pussy. Thank you, Celebitchy.

  4. Micki says:

    I certainly hope that he is sexing s.o. so what? He is single and they were spliting for half an eternity before the “real” split.
    I don’t think he cares about her fanbase and I honestly don’t think she cares about his bang-routine.
    Leave them be and bang in peace.

    • Anname says:

      Everyone cares what their exes do for a while, no matter how over each other you may be.

      • Micki says:

        Probably Anname, I can only speak of myself and believe me when I say it- I go to my borders to maintain a relationship. If it’s over there was nothing left to salvage. And from the moment on I don’t care. Hasn’t happened a single time so far. But I guess many people still keep tabs on ex-es.

    • Rice says:

      I agree. I don’t think either of them cares. They broke up. They moved on. They’re probably both seeing new people but Rob’s shenanigans are more overt.

      • Anname says:

        “Overt shenanigans” – really? Would that be daring to drive in his truck with a female or hosting a birthday party for a friend? I wouldn’t really call either of these shenanigans.

  5. Erinn says:

    I don’t generally feel very attracted to the guy, but my goodness….he looks so incredibly good in these photos.

    Please don’t make me jump on the Sparkles band wagon.

    • bee says:

      Jump on, you know you want to 😉

    • Another Ann says:

      If you want to stay off the bandwagon, don’t watch his interviews. I can’t help rooting for him having seen a bunch of them. He’s funny, charming, and has that damn accent.

    • Rice says:

      He’s all yours. I love his interviews but he always seems bored, sleepy or over it on any red carpet event.

    • Emma13 says:

      I feel the same way! His pictures and slowly wheeling me in, and now I want to be the person he’s bringing home to bang 🙁

      • aquarius64 says:

        I think you find him attractive now because he lost 110 lbs. of surly, grimacing, bird-flipping ball of infidelity this past May.

  6. pretty says:

    omg.. the second picture is so gorgeous!!

  7. dara says:

    My guess is Pattinson’s people were fine with the press thinking it was Riley since they know when people find out who she REALLY is, she’ll probably be massacred by crazy stans. Better to shut up and let people be confused, which protects this girl who probably isn’t famous and doesn’t need to be dragged through the press. And that’s whether he’s banging her or if she’s just a friend.

    • Another Ann says:

      The poor girl in question has probably already died her hair black, and looked into the witness protection program.

  8. gobo says:

    He’s a newly single young person. Bang away young padwan, bang away.

    • k says:

      totally! he is a hot young actor in hollywood – so he has a lot of opportunitys. Hope he enjoys his time being single but with all these crazy twihards around, I already feel for the girl who will be his next girlfriend..

  9. dahlia says:

    sparkles has been getting laid easily since he started playing guitar with that floppy hair of his as a young kid. Not sure why his fans paint him as a more meek and bumbling Hugh Grant Rom-com character.

    I just think people are way too invested in him publicly flaunting who he bangs post-coopergate, and it ain’t gonna happen.

    Rob’s got an MO, and he keeps his shit down low for whatever kinky reason.Robsten fans wanted him to flaunt it with KS, now Rob fans want him to flaunt it post-KS, and it ain’t gonna happen. He’s sneaky like that.

  10. MidnightAtTheMuseum says:

    Young free and single, I would hope he is bangin’ someone. Tragically, it’s not me *weeps*. Gorgeous Sparkles is gorgeous. Get on it, boy!

  11. serena says:

    Good for him, I mean it, he should just chill and do whatever he wants for a while.

  12. Thora says:

    Pft. All that talk about Riley Keough and it wasn’t even true.

  13. Diana says:

    Finally some flattering pictures. He’s so gorgeous but here they always manage to put the worst pics they find of him. Regarding the story, maybe he’s banging someone, maybe he isn’t, the only certain thing about this is that he’ll be linked to every female that so much as stands besides him, and he’ll never confirm or deny anything. He has never done it and I don’t think he’ll start now.

    • dahlia says:

      the funny thing is they don’t even have to stand by him apparently. lol

      • andrea says:

        Ironically, I think it was the KStew fans who started this particular mess. They spent 2 days insisting it was Riley, thinking that would mean Robsten is Unbroken since Riley is Kristen’s friend. But it backfired pretty spectacularly with the press taking that and running with it as Riley being his new girlfriend. They should probably be careful next time they want to connect him to her friends.

  14. Saddie says:

    Good God almighty he’s free at last!
    So happy for him to be released from Twi-prison and live life again.

  15. Betty b says:

    Young ..footloose and Free !!! Being in Love is Sweet..but so is being single with a h%ll of a lot of options. I hope he takes this time and cherish it.
    God-Speed Robert Pattinson 🙂

    TY for sharing CB 🙂

  16. Asdfg says:

    I swear that girl he took home was Kristen. Too many similarities between the mystery girl and Kristen. I’m probably wrong but I don’t think so. 😆 Meh?

    I posted this yesterday:

    Kristen and Rob were an odd couple. Really weird couple. She gives me gay vibes and he gives me straight vibes. Rob’s ex girlfriends even seem different than Kristen. Kristen doesn’t seem mature to me. She’s like stuck in her teens. Rob seems mature.

    Maybe that’s what made their relationship work? Hell, I don’t believe their relationship was ever genuine but here I am super confused. 😆

    Robert’s ex girlfriend’s:

    http://www.wetpaint.com/network/gallery/who-did-robert-pattinson-date-before-kristen-stewart-check-out-his-former-girlfriends-photos#1

    I hope they are hooking up. *fingers crossed* Riley’s his type.

    • andrea says:

      lol, no. She doesn’t look like Kristen at all.

      • Asdfg says:

        I was referring to the similarities of the girl photographed in Rob’s truck the other week. Same hair color and style, same glasses Kristen wears, etc.

      • andrea says:

        The hair color is totally different though. As is the texture and thickness. KStew has thinner, crunchier hair. This girl had fuller, softer red hair. The hairlines are different. The noses are different. Even the shirt doesn’t look like something Kristen would wear.

        And *I* have glasses like Kristen’s. As do a bunch of my friends. If anything, that she was wearing glasses while driving means she probably NEEDS hers (unlike Kristen), and that’s why she didn’t change to sunglasses.

      • Asdfg says:

        Woah, okay, I was just speculating. LOL.

  17. Olivia says:

    Anyone read the story about how Rob was drunk and tried to sneak in to beyonces meet and greet and was denied. I find that story more entertaining that who he is banging. He is a hot, popular dude, of course he is banging someone.

    • pippa says:

      Who cares if he was drunk or not. Its a fucking concert and some kind of inebriation is of the norm. Yeah like Beyonce’s team is going to deny him access 🙄
      Nice try KS stans…

      • Olivia says:

        @pippa in touch reported it. I guess you pick and chose which gossip you believe.

      • Anname says:

        Olivia, you are a Kristen fan – do you believe dumb articles you read in In Touch about her?

  18. Anname says:

    Hope he’s having a great time and enjoying being single for a bit. This last year in his relationship with Kristen must have been so stressful, there must be some sense of relief mixed in with everything else.

  19. Tig says:

    I am happy to see that Rob is finally donzo w/ the drama. He gets credit for trying to negotiate his life according to his terms, as much as he can. I remember some comment he made at one time that So Cal would be the best place on earth if the paps weren’t there.

    Since its the 4th of July, happy b’day America!

    • Olivia says:

      @tig done with the drama? Heck, all he has had is drama since the break up. Katy P, throwing Hollywood parties, Riley K, 50 shades. Pretty sad when 50 shades is the only work related news out there unless you count Dior. His team did such a good job after the affair with attaching him to a plethora of films but this time, it was sloppier. Maybe he does better when he is the underdog because finally breaking up with her has led him down a bizarre path. He said he had 3 more projects to announce at the beginning of this year, now would be the time to announce them to take the focus off his personal life, if that is what he wants. Guess weekly gossip about his personal life is the price he has to pay for not caring enough to comment. It is ok because he is rich and popular.

      • kiki says:

        you are so obsessed with trying to find something to trash rob with. get a new hobby already.

  20. Jj says:

    That twihard Robsteners think it’s Kristen is hilarious to me. Her nose is longer than Kristen’s, her profile different & in their heads they’ve completely changed the color of Kristen’s hair. It’s not that red. But they want them together soooo much. So crazy Stans on twitter even think they’re engaged. It’s sooo sad.
    Go on Rob! Good for you

  21. Jj says:

    @olivia he’s leaving to film another movie any day now. Plus 2-3 more that he’s tied to that will hopefully move forward soon. Plus a movie already finished this year. He has work

    • Olivia says:

      @jj I know he has work but lately his work related news is 50 shades. Hopefully when he starts filming again, all this dating stuff will take a backseat. I get that people are curious but he values his private life and wants to be considered an actor but right now he is pure gossip. I think a balance of both would be good. He did a fine job after the affair but this for round, when he is calling the shots, is bizarre. I think he knew this relationship was going to tank, I think he broke up with her so I am confused why he didn’t lay low. He is more than capapble of doing that and it is his right to do whatever the hell he wants but gossip is the price. I guess he thinks it is worth it. I just hope to never see his name attached to 50 shades again, in any capacity even if that means telling his friends no to hanging out with the EL crowd.

      • Jj says:

        I don’t think we’ll have to worry about that. Sometimes you can’t control what people say about you. He has a tendency to ignore it & just go back to work which is what he’ll be doing.
        He ignores the 50 shades stuff because it’s ridiculous to throw his name in for it. It was a twi fanfic & he was who she had in mind while she wrote it. It’s weird & it would be awkward I’m sure for him to comment. She has said it wouldn’t be twilight people regardless.

      • pippa says:

        Forget about Maps which is about to start filming, The Rover which just got US distribution and his other movies, you would rather keep gossiping about the completely unsubstantiated FSOG rumor in the hopes of perpetuating it.
        You are very obvious.

        Only the embittered Robsten/KS fans want to see him attached to FSOG in some form or other so that they can use that to ridicule him. Rob in FSOG ain’t happening and you all can keep reaching.

      • Olivia says:

        @pippa this is a gossip site and Robert is knee deep in gossip. You are here on this gossip board. Why don’t you go to a fan site and talk about his films instead of monitoring other posters. Obviously he doesn’t care about gossip since he has been hand delivering it to the public since the break up.

        I don’t need to perpetuate the 50 shades rumors, plenty of reputable film sites covered it as movie news. Maybe rob will chose his party guests more wisely next time. There is something to be said about quality.

  22. Lark says:

    Preparing to get killed by the sparkle stans, so here it goes. I can respect that he doesn’t comment on his personal life 90% of the time. However, I read the Daily Fail and this. Riley Keough is going around having her publicist issue statements, basically looking frantic to deny it is her. Meanwhile, the Daily Fail acknowledges this but continues to insist that while her sources say it isn’t her…that his sources insist he is spending time with her. And no matter what the sparkle stans insist, I have a hard time buying that dating your good friend’s (which all the tabs mention) ex is good PR…so I don’t buy that Riley is okay with this.

    He denies stories and does do PR sometimes, despite what the stans may think…and that’s fine, because all actors have too. I’ve seen articles on denying he was opening a bar, articles denying he was in the running for 50 shades on E!, article on his recent party, etc. I think it’s kind of screwed up he doesn’t have his people, or at least have his people comment as a “source,” confirm that it isn’t Riley because Riley clearly wants it out there that it isn’t her. He likely knows Riley, and is friendly with her…so I think it sucks he isn’t helping her out of this mess. JS.

    • Another Ann says:

      But the denials issued were work related. His people will deny he’s going for a particular role, opening a restaurant, etc. But they rarely comment on relationship questions, and it kind of makes sense. The tabs have him with a new person every day, they can’t go around denying every ridiculous rumor invented by the tabs.

      Anyone with eyes can see that it wasn’t Riley in the car (or Kristen for that matter). Riley has already debunked the rumor, why add more fuel to the fire?

      I don’t think anyone with a brain is concerned with The Daily Fail’s “sources”. It’s obvious their story was pure fiction, why give it more attention?

      • Lark says:

        But he denied the Katy Perry rumors though too, correct? I just think there is a difference between addressing rumors about some random, and addressing rumors about someone he knows and is probably friendly with. If it was supposedly some random actress or model, I would get ignoring it. However, considering Riley is probably someone he knows fairly well then I think that is a different ballgame. JMO.

      • Anname says:

        He didn’t comment on the Katy rumors.

    • Alice says:

      Riley denied it after 3-day tabloid speculation with her name popping up on every gossip site. Her acting career never brought her as much attention as being falsely connected to Robert Pattinson. So she’s hardly a victim in the situation.

    • Anname says:

      Lark, how many of those “sourced” articles do you think came from him directly? He isn’t going to suddenly start commenting on Riley Keough, because this story is not much different than many others. And I don’t find her denial “frantic” either. She waited a few days, saw it started spreading, and addressed it. Done. Rob doesn’t choose to do this because he would have to address random rumors WAY too often. He’s consistently avoided commenting on his private life.

    • Lily says:

      His team never denied the Katy Perry rumors, her publicist did, who happens to be Kristen’s publicist as well. His team has never commented on his personal life except to shut down wedding rumors. And if Riley didn’t want this out there, she could have debunked it faster. She waited imo cause she was loving the attention.

      And hey, maybe Rob doesn’t mind that they focused the attention on someone else cause maybe he’s dating this girl and for her protection is better that she’s not identified. Shippers are already attacking some red-head girl that went to the party at his house on her instagram cause they think it might be her. It’s nuts.

      • Olivia says:

        Maybe Robert likes the attention too since he never debunks the personal rumors. All he had to say was that it wasn’t Riley in the car, he didn’t have to identify who the woman was or what she means to him. I sure hope the next woman he dates is capapble of handling all the rumors that will swirl around her because obviously he isn’t going to help out in that dept.

  23. Mei says:

    I find him really cute here. Arg! Hate to admit it, though.

  24. marie says:

    ha, I don’t care who he’s banging but awesome opening sentence..

  25. Runs with Scissors says:

    I’m just waiting for the ROB + JLAW lovefest to begin.

    They’re both so goofy and down to earth, they would be a great couple.

  26. Vee says:

    Love Rob! He is gorgeous and charming and talented. He is young and single, he should be having fun.

  27. eb says:

    Aww…. Robert can bite his lip too. (first photo)

  28. Emily C. says:

    I only ever liked him as Cedric Diggory, but I didn’t think he was icky before. His prettiness is very much not my type, and I hate Twilight with a passion, but I was hoping he’d be able to move on after it. But Hollywood’s really got its hooks into him now. He’s becoming Leonardo diCaprio without as much talent. Shame.

    • Anname says:

      How on earth is he like Leo Dicaprio? He was in a 4 yr relationship, now he’s not. Since the break up, he has hung out with his friends, hosted an eclectic party at his house, and got photographed once with an unknown woman in his car. OMG, the manwhore. Your comment makes ZERO sense.

  29. Lexi says:

    He is young and hot so its good that he is dating around and maybe sleeping around(safely of course)

  30. Jennifer12 says:

    I like Rob even though I’ve never seen anything he’s been in. I like that he’s hot, but he’s also smart, funny and self effacing. You could tell he literally worshipped Kristen, and is now at the point where he’s done and not looking back. I hope he ends up with someone smart, funny and pretty; Jennifer Lawrence or Emma Watson. Riley seems okay. I’d bet Kristen is secretly with Rupert and it will last until she gets bored again. She’s sullen and childish.

    • Jennifer12 says:

      I don’t think he’s ever been with Katy. She’s too hyper and he’s not mopey enough for her. I think she’s obsessed with John Mayer, but I don’t think HE is obsessed with HER.

  31. Jeanette says:

    I dont care either way, not a twihard. But..I still think that was Kristen.

    • c'est la vie says:

      That’s not an old picture – since when did they ever buy a ping pong table together? I’m sure we would have seen endless pics of that, if that were true.

      LOL at the word ping pong used in this thread.

      And since Kristen’s in Paris and can’t be in two places at once according to the laws of physics, it wasn’t Kristen.

      So forget that nonsense.

      • Amelia says:

        Sorry C’est la Vie, but those pictures were taken BEFORE Kristen left for Paris. In fact, some fans checked the release date on the paparazzi site and they were taken 3 days before they were issued to the media…which was still 2 days before Kristen left for Paris..

        so not so nonsensical after all 😉

      • c'est la vie says:

        And you still think it’s Kristen?

        That would have hit the news instead of calling her a mystery woman out with Rob.

        Get a clue as to how the media works. They would have gone crazy and would have posted it was Kristen with him. They wouldn’t have to make up a “mystery woman” for drama. Glad to see the fans are checking up on him, though. Just to make sure he bought a ping pong table? With a friend?

        And he can’t have another woman in the truck with him? Why can’t she be the long haired woman he was pictured with too or whoever the hell else he knows? He does have other friends, doesn’t he?

        He moves out and then gets a ping pong table with Kristen but they don’t hang out with one another (his birthday for one). I don’t think so. Accept the fact that their relationship is over and he’s moved on. Sorry Amelia, but the paparrazi would have been thrilled to call her Kristen if she really was.

  32. Fan says:

    He is too good for Kristin.

  33. lisa says:

    just for 5 minutes, i’d like his gal to be cho chang so i can get my fan geek on

  34. Emma says:

    He’s so hot. Unf!

  35. INeedANap says:

    God, he has zero sex appeal.