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		<title>By: John</title>
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		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 16:11:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That&#039;s ok. Jack Kerouac was an idiot too. I read his bio. He failed basic college chemistry and he failed the navy flight school entrance exam. Then he tried to get a job as a mechanic but ended up pumping gas when they realized he knew nothing about cars. Later in life he lived off his mom because he couldn&#039;t get a high paying job (because he didn&#039;t know anything). Then he drank himself to death. Real impressive.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s ok. Jack Kerouac was an idiot too. I read his bio. He failed basic college chemistry and he failed the navy flight school entrance exam. Then he tried to get a job as a mechanic but ended up pumping gas when they realized he knew nothing about cars. Later in life he lived off his mom because he couldn&#8217;t get a high paying job (because he didn&#8217;t know anything). Then he drank himself to death. Real impressive.
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		<title>By: janey</title>
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		<dc:creator>janey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 00:31:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It seemed quite artful until he decided to exploit the lovely noun that is whiskey.

&quot;whiskeyed&quot; ?

Neologisms are great but as a linuistics student, I&#039;m embarrassed.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It seemed quite artful until he decided to exploit the lovely noun that is whiskey.</p>
<p>&#8220;whiskeyed&#8221; ?</p>
<p>Neologisms are great but as a linuistics student, I&#8217;m embarrassed.
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		<title>By: Ter</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2009 07:34:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I have never liked this man, &quot;pretentious&quot; comes to mind every time he pops up on my radar.  I&#039;ve tried, really I have, but make him go away.  His band is o.k., but make HIM go away.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have never liked this man, &#8220;pretentious&#8221; comes to mind every time he pops up on my radar.  I&#8217;ve tried, really I have, but make him go away.  His band is o.k., but make HIM go away.
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		<title>By: JaundiceMachine</title>
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		<dc:creator>JaundiceMachine</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 23:43:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think I&#039;d like it better if I wasn&#039;t predisposed to the fact that Bono wrote it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think I&#8217;d like it better if I wasn&#8217;t predisposed to the fact that Bono wrote it.
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		<title>By: morgs</title>
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		<dc:creator>morgs</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 23:12:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m with RReedy! 

Maybe they could open their own &quot;exclusive&quot; resort that caters to people who need (in my opinion) to leave the face of the earth for a few weeks. Angie Jo and Bradley can join him there.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m with RReedy! </p>
<p>Maybe they could open their own &#8220;exclusive&#8221; resort that caters to people who need (in my opinion) to leave the face of the earth for a few weeks. Angie Jo and Bradley can join him there.
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		<title>By: heima</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 19:27:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Ned, are you Ali&#039;s (Bono&#039;s wife) best friend? How can you assert that Bono hurts he&#039;s wife of 25 - TWENTYFIVE - years? And she looks very smart for being someone who suffers in silence for her man&#039;s stupidity...
I agree that sometimes - most times - Bono acts like a jerk, but he is one of the most influent people and he uses his status to help Africa, he uses his own money too and urges important politcs. He doesn&#039;t sell his children picture for charity, he speaks with his own beautiful voice...

(sorry for my mis-spelling, English is not my first language)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Ned, are you Ali&#8217;s (Bono&#8217;s wife) best friend? How can you assert that Bono hurts he&#8217;s wife of 25 &#8211; TWENTYFIVE &#8211; years? And she looks very smart for being someone who suffers in silence for her man&#8217;s stupidity&#8230;<br />
I agree that sometimes &#8211; most times &#8211; Bono acts like a jerk, but he is one of the most influent people and he uses his status to help Africa, he uses his own money too and urges important politcs. He doesn&#8217;t sell his children picture for charity, he speaks with his own beautiful voice&#8230;</p>
<p>(sorry for my mis-spelling, English is not my first language)
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		<title>By: geronimo</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 15:28:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m sure there was some Kerouac in there too. And Bono owes you.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m sure there was some Kerouac in there too. And Bono owes you.
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		<title>By: Kaiser</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 15:02:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I said &quot;Jack Kerouac&quot; because it seemed more influenced by that Beat generation 1950s &quot;It&#039;s all about jazz and art and being deep and heavy and you just don&#039;t get it because you&#039;re a tool of the oppressor MAN&quot; crap. 
 
And the way I edited the column actually made Bono seem more coherent, so I apologize.  I wish someone at the NYT had done what I did.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I said &#8220;Jack Kerouac&#8221; because it seemed more influenced by that Beat generation 1950s &#8220;It&#8217;s all about jazz and art and being deep and heavy and you just don&#8217;t get it because you&#8217;re a tool of the oppressor MAN&#8221; crap. </p>
<p>And the way I edited the column actually made Bono seem more coherent, so I apologize.  I wish someone at the NYT had done what I did.
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		<title>By: barneslr</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 12:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What a pretentious egomaniac.  What utter dreck.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What a pretentious egomaniac.  What utter dreck.
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		<title>By: RReedy</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 12:05:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Bono is a poser...an idiot who loves to hear himself pontificate. I would like to see him MOVE to Africa and take a few of his cohorts with him.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bono is a poser&#8230;an idiot who loves to hear himself pontificate. I would like to see him MOVE to Africa and take a few of his cohorts with him.
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