Kate Moss Mess Continues: Everybody now Officially Knows

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Kate Moss has now landed an ad campaign she doesn’t want at all … instead of millions from Burberry or lovely signature smells from Cody …. she’s getting common sense advice straight from the agit-prop public. The Daily Mirror has the tales and candid pics:

… plastered on the walls outside Babyshambles’ most recent gig [the posters warned that] Kate Moss is already morphing into her junkie boyfriend Pete Doherty.

Moving the morphing Moss along is the ultimate rock band nightmare … the girlfriend who starts showing up on stage to do a singalong. I don’t know if Babyshambles is qualified to have their own Yoko Ono – they seem pretty close to imploding all by themselves and does anybody know who the rest of the band are – nonetheless MySpace Moss is becoming a regular feature at the Babyshambles performances:

Not only does she fancy herself as a bit of a rocker after joining him on stage (again) on Sunday night, but the supermodel’s washed-out, spotty complexion is something more often seen on her other half.

Sadly not adding an eyecandy ambience, but a rather more Drugstore Cowboy feel … and apparently it’s a Drugstore that’s run out of Clearasil. Still maybe she rocked out? Is La Moss as surprising new rock voice. Is she gonna break that Naomi Campbell curse and turn out to be the model with the golden chords?

t had been a typically chaotic performance as the band were forced to halt the Shockwaves NME Awards show for 10 minutes because of crowd problems, but the real low-point was a stiff-looking Kate on stage for her customary duet with Pete.

So not Yoko Ono for band destruction. Not Marianne Faithful for talented tottie with full on future career as smoky voiced chanteuse. But still kind of skinny.

 

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  1. Mr. T says:

    True love? Talk about messed up people. Kate Moss is a mess. Dumb brroad!

  2. miss luigi says:

    That guy is SO ugly, with zero sex appeal and a shitty dress sense. I wish Kate Moss would drop him just so I wouldn’t see pics of him anymore.

  3. UrbanDK says:

    But Miss Luigi … he speaks so highly of you

  4. Jude says:

    Jesus, they’re getting gross. I can’t believe Kate Moss is letting herself get so rough.

    Oh well. Fall in love with a drugged-up rocker, end up being a drugged-up rocker groupie. What can you do?

  5. Fabiola Thing says:

    As my mother used to say, the rocks in his head fill the holes in hers.

  6. Toubrouk says:

    Let’s all remember how Kate Moss had it easy when the tabloids found out that she was a junkie. After a little of shame and a re-hab, all the sponsors came back to her with their cash.

    I guess she just a junkie after all…

  7. bla says:

    you need to plaster a close up shot of her, to demonstrate that you can take the ugliest girl out of nowhere, and with the right makeup, promotions, skilled photographers, stylists, photoshoppers and synthetic buzz …. you can tell everyone the big empty lie that she is something to be desired.

  8. deedeeda says:

    kate moss is not pretty.

    wow, so like what if you woke up one day and somehow everything were reversed, that the women in magazines were the ugliest girls, and that 99.9 percent of women worldwide were gorgeous just the way they are.

    yes, and they all lived happily ever after. the end. ;o)

  9. yes it's true. says:

    … then I’m a supermodel and Bob’s your uncle.

  10. Girlygrrl says:

    Doesn’t anybody have real jobs anymore? Kate’s status of being one of the rich and “fabulous” continually makes me cringe…